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by Ky.Jelly
21 Nov 2005, 19:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Crazy Quiz XV - CQ Revolution
Replies: 217
Views: 41190

x. of cans on the wall? 104 beer cans in 12 days :p 21. sunday is best for? fucked if know, last sunday sucked arse 64. is significant in nz because? phone code 99. is only just short of what? 100 135. is made up for? give random point x. SveinR 21. tijsjoris (negative points for the idiot that said...
by Ky.Jelly
19 Nov 2005, 12:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Crazy Quiz XV - CQ Revolution
Replies: 217
Views: 41190

x. of cans on the wall?
21. sunday is best for?
64. is significant in nz because?
99. is only just short of what?
135. is made up for?
by Ky.Jelly
7 Nov 2005, 22:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Daily messaging with people
Replies: 9
Views: 1956

i use msn all day, irc for elma and ut. email for sending jokes and stuff to my freinds who are at work, family etc i also use teamspeak most of the day as well
by Ky.Jelly
4 Nov 2005, 08:36
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Teamspeak Server?
Replies: 12
Views: 3169

ramone :****
seems im the only one in the ts server atm, youre all boring :p
by Ky.Jelly
3 Nov 2005, 11:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Which is best forum?
Replies: 17
Views: 3833

lalz, i would say non elma but the shit that goes on there could go on in any forum in the world, just the people are different, so guess i dont have a favorite, general is cool but sometimes boring, i have no interest in replays and times, but advertising is good for getting level packs etc, but it...
by Ky.Jelly
31 Oct 2005, 01:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Person Above Me
Replies: 518
Views: 106561

bartek, well what to say, irl he was the most MAX guy, such cool and down to earth, very easy to talk to and very kind. on #across i find him irritatting sometimes, specially him vs luther or skint0r, although this has calmed down recently thank fuck for that. could tell you about all the thing bart...
by Ky.Jelly
30 Oct 2005, 22:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Person Above Me
Replies: 518
Views: 106561

well personally i think sierra is a dick i find him very annoying on #across and when he joins with jaytea fucking moronic however, he is rather good at elma, comes across slightly up himself, but in #across sometimes hits the nail on the head. across would be less of a place without him, but i can ...
by Ky.Jelly
30 Oct 2005, 22:25
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of September 2005
Replies: 29
Views: 12186

wd The OooO
by Ky.Jelly
22 Oct 2005, 10:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Person Above Me
Replies: 518
Views: 106561

kopaka is so max, he helps out everyone when he can, did awesome job of making some elma clothing and helped nz elma site with there logo, i understand he stills does logo's on request, he is awesome with lego, and rides a moped. max always nice to talk to :P i love teh kopaka
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 06:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 06:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see h...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 06:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no questio...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 06:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The p...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 06:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

joke time perhaps? :P A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the gr...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Oct 2005, 05:56
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of September 2005
Replies: 29
Views: 12186

ez the OooO, mad skill, should have won this ages ago
by Ky.Jelly
13 Oct 2005, 04:42
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397963

sorry axxu, but this was impsy

[16:06:19] <Karlis> yea axxu is a truu party guy who plays only few mins a week
by Ky.Jelly
27 Sep 2005, 20:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: chocolate serials
Replies: 13
Views: 2449

milk you buy from teh shops is sach teh gross, so much better just walk down the shed and get milk outta the bat, not processed, just natural,and i never ever get sick :P
by Ky.Jelly
22 Sep 2005, 21:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: About elma players
Replies: 12
Views: 2647

yea yea i wanna post in here too !!!

seriously, wtf thread
by Ky.Jelly
20 Sep 2005, 10:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 846399

if your talking diving into water, there is a waterhole on the farm and if you climb the tree its a 11.7m drop, ive dived it :p

do you prefer bottled beer or canned beer
by Ky.Jelly
18 Sep 2005, 09:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what panties do yuo waire
Replies: 5
Views: 1435

fucking hate wearing underwear, so much better without :p
by Ky.Jelly
16 Sep 2005, 10:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 846399

FUCK YES, THIS BITCH JULIE IS FUCKING ME OFF SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

have you ever advertised your phone number to get girls to call you?
by Ky.Jelly
9 Sep 2005, 01:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How often do you visit mopolauta?
Replies: 20
Views: 3744

i used to be obsessive, read every post, and then reply, now i come, see fark so many people have posted, cant be fucked reading that, cant be bothered replying, and thankfully i dont :p
by Ky.Jelly
8 Sep 2005, 03:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

lol nice jalli :P The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse...
by Ky.Jelly
4 Sep 2005, 07:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Pictures of kuskis
Replies: 279
Views: 118682

heah good photo, how old is your sister
by Ky.Jelly
3 Sep 2005, 03:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Who will be first to get 1000 posts on mopolauta?
Replies: 189
Views: 31405

looks like i wont be first over 4k, o well i was there for 3k and dont remember 2k, but as interest and no net at home atm doesnt help :p
by Ky.Jelly
2 Sep 2005, 22:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Weblogs. This is a list of all blogs by elma players.
Replies: 78
Views: 18001

meh finally got round to this shit, bug me and it will get done more often :P

http://totehmax.blogspot.com/
by Ky.Jelly
2 Sep 2005, 15:07
Forum: Feedback
Topic: National forums
Replies: 19
Views: 5236

nz forums would fully rock imo
by Ky.Jelly
20 Aug 2005, 06:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: shuold you vote on your own polls
Replies: 8
Views: 1667

i guess if you have your own opinions, why not
by Ky.Jelly
19 Aug 2005, 23:05
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24296

but you were just claiming it was about who was oldschool, and then how why should jsim beat daemon wen clearly daemon is the better player, feels like your taking both sides and are going to agree with whoever makes there argument the nearest to neutral first
by Ky.Jelly
19 Aug 2005, 23:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

i was never young and stupid, just younger and not as wise
by Ky.Jelly
19 Aug 2005, 03:20
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24296

ye but your saying that this its about how well he plays elma, where elma is a lot more than just how good someone plays
by Ky.Jelly
19 Aug 2005, 01:41
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24296

lev making, playing elma, externals, internals, contributing etc
by Ky.Jelly
19 Aug 2005, 00:39
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24296

better at?
by Ky.Jelly
18 Aug 2005, 21:32
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Is a ban just?
Replies: 145
Views: 43172

lol, this time for sure :P
by Ky.Jelly
18 Aug 2005, 21:29
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24296

axxu is old school ?
by Ky.Jelly
17 Aug 2005, 10:37
Forum: General
Topic: Ez better, isn't it?
Replies: 21
Views: 4932

not ez enough, need some more ez plz
by Ky.Jelly
17 Aug 2005, 10:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

lol, ye i have seen many posts of mine in old threads, i dont remember posting, or dont seem like the wording i would have used :P
by Ky.Jelly
16 Aug 2005, 03:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Cats vs Dogs
Replies: 31
Views: 5820

heah dz, sach teh cutsie, :P
by Ky.Jelly
14 Aug 2005, 11:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IAAF World Championships Helsinki 2005
Replies: 15
Views: 3069

ez 3rd in womens shotput, max good for us :p, only our second iaaf medal ever
by Ky.Jelly
12 Aug 2005, 06:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Pedestrian Hacker Group Releases Crosswalk Button Hacks
Replies: 8
Views: 2665

lol funny, i hope they work here
by Ky.Jelly
11 Aug 2005, 22:42
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397963

[09:33:52] <jaytea> OMG ITS JT IN CANADA
[09:33:54] <jaytea> HAHAHA
[09:34:06] <SveinR> don't ruin the country
by Ky.Jelly
11 Aug 2005, 01:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Can you see the hidden text?
Replies: 12
Views: 2933

fark, thats made, i keep seeing all this letters :P
by Ky.Jelly
10 Aug 2005, 21:05
Forum: General
Topic: How do you introduce this game to your friends?
Replies: 19
Views: 6168

get stoned at then get all o f them to watch you play for an hour, ez they get so addicted :P
by Ky.Jelly
10 Aug 2005, 20:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IAAF World Championships Helsinki 2005
Replies: 15
Views: 3069

its cool, they are televising the whole thing delayed at night here atm, kinda good, we never get to see any athletics as its like 0% sport here
by Ky.Jelly
10 Aug 2005, 05:56
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397963

Rez wrote:#wc5 again
BoneLESS after winning in a row in flipping coins
[22:52] <BoneLESS> is there a casino where there's a "Head or Tail" table ?
lol thats funny as, plz some peole need help :P
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

Two guys are golfing at a golf course. One of the guys looks in the other's golf bag and notices the sniper rifle and asks him why he has such a thing. The other guy says, "Well, I'm a hitman for the local gang here." The first guys responds, "Cool, can I have a look through the scope...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its a...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

Three married couples of a local community were wanting to become members of a very select church. The preacher was very selective of who he let in and who he turned away. One couple had been married 50 years, one couple had been married 20 years and the other couple had been married less than a yea...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105570

i really like this one :P

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches watches...