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- 4 Jul 2022, 07:11
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: barryp's 'Advanced Pipe Training Levels' Competition
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3073
- 21 Dec 2020, 09:20
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Cream Pie Cup 2021 Announcement
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6454
- 31 Jul 2020, 14:27
- Forum: General
- Topic: World Cup 8 Level Collecting!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6689
- 31 Jul 2020, 14:25
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: World Cup 8 announcement
- Replies: 81
- Views: 30690
Re: World Cup 8 announcement
I jonga and lose
- 24 Jul 2020, 07:10
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 91976
Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
fmw2030 is already over; jaytea has won with 27:92. Feel free to start fmw2031 today
- 2 Jun 2020, 07:41
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Introducing the OMG Pipe Tournament :o :o
- Replies: 173
- Views: 34616
Re: Introducing the OMG Pipe Tournament :o :o
Funny you should say that, I did some TAS cruising of all the levels yesterday, and could easily beat or get very close to all win times except this one, where I was still 2 seconds away. Really incredible ride.
NEW FFS.
NEW FFS.
- 31 May 2020, 17:25
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Introducing the OMG Pipe Tournament :o :o
- Replies: 173
- Views: 34616
Re: Introducing the OMG Pipe Tournament :o :o
When next this? I don't really have time to organise it myself, but would certainly play, and could also contribute a lev or two. Who's the greatest piper of the present era? adi or Zero? jonsykkel or jblaze? Me, or DewwCraft? Only one way to find out...
- 1 May 2020, 18:46
- Forum: General
- Topic: World Cup 8 Level Collecting!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6689
Re: World Cup 8 Level Collecting!
Allahu akbar
- 23 Apr 2020, 16:18
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Replays sharing
- Replies: 4674
- Views: 1178654
Re: Replays sharing
Did chainpi4 in 27 mins. (I might have used TAS.) Any mans has better? http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2194/show?chainpi4ok
- 13 Jan 2020, 15:40
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
- Replies: 176
- Views: 91976
Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
imo if no Raven or talli recs, jaytea are winnar
- 22 Nov 2019, 10:44
- Forum: General
- Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2019
- Replies: 53
- Views: 28281
Re: GAA suggestions thread 2019
While we're doing pipe recs, who could forget this by Zero http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/601/show ... l=intpi018
- 20 Nov 2019, 10:05
- Forum: General
- Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2019
- Replies: 53
- Views: 28281
Re: GAA suggestions thread 2019
Balle rec by jonsykkel just now. Did it in ~10 mins. Note that even getting past 5th apple spot is mongo. But what he did at the end, I've literally never seen before http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/1547/sho ... rmx_548jon
- 11 Sep 2019, 13:49
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: When World Cup VIII??
- Replies: 35
- Views: 19535
- 14 Sep 2013, 22:29
- Forum: General
- Topic: World Cup 6 questionnaire / discussion
- Replies: 68
- Views: 17350
Re: World Cup 6 questionnaire / discussion
How to do?
- 12 Dec 2008, 11:44
- Forum: General
- Topic: Topic for those that still thinks Zweq is the best...
- Replies: 56
- Views: 11971
Re: Topic for those that still thinks Zweq is the best...
I think people are overlooking me. I've beaten Zweq in more than one battle. I've invented many amazing styles such as combining Anpdad's Zig Zag start style with moporec middle and end. That gave me a breathtaking 1:05:low. And my level-making genius was immortalised in the WCup520 level. Just some...
- 2 Nov 2008, 19:05
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Attention all bored and/or altruistic Russians
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2881
- 24 May 2008, 18:22
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: record update?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 7569
Re: record update?
I too was distraught to see my fantastic new times were not sprawled across the pages
- 28 Apr 2008, 00:17
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: F1: ferrari or mclaren
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5709
- 28 Apr 2008, 00:12
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: To baptize or not to baptize
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4448
Absolutely, categorically, emphatically NOT to baptise Calling your infant a Christian is like calling him a neo-Classical Keynesian economist, or a punctuationist evolutionary biologist, or a Popperian philosopher. In fact, it's actually more absurd, because unlike Christianity, those belief system...
- 20 Apr 2008, 01:23
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: I hate everything
- Replies: 22
- Views: 5911
I hate everything
Not really in a vindictive way. I don't lose any sleep over it, or permit it to plague my cognitive flesh if I don't so desire. My mesolimbic corridors are lined, not with horrific drab, but with pleasant, vibrant silks. But still, nothing I encounter at any point in life excites my interest, or inv...
- 20 Apr 2008, 01:01
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: dz junior coming at you
- Replies: 44
- Views: 9327
Getting him baptised, fucking hell you might as well tattoo a swastika on his forehead. You would think it absurd to label him a Keynesian or a Marxist, it's no less so to label him a Christian or a Jew. For all you know, by the time he's 18 he may decide his loyalties lie with Mormonism, or Sikhism...
- 27 Mar 2008, 04:28
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Guess the movie
- Replies: 409
- Views: 58955
- 27 Mar 2008, 04:18
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: are you a christian?
- Replies: 408
- Views: 83269
big bang theory is near to christian view where everything just popped into existence. It fills me with genuine rage to read this. Firstly, may I ask why you chose the Christian view to represent Creationism, as opposed to the Islamic view, the Hindu view, the Quaker view? Zeus, Apollo and Thor, ar...
- 27 Mar 2008, 03:58
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: are you a christian?
- Replies: 408
- Views: 83269
haha that's a tough one to believe that somehow energy created a male and a female and made them both fertile. And as for evolution that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Why are there not still monkey's today standing up straighter and forming into humans if it happened before? People just ca...
- 16 Mar 2008, 21:22
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: F1: ferrari or mclaren
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5709
- 16 Mar 2008, 21:21
- Forum: General
- Topic: Internal secrets
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3126
Moposite has replays of all secret areas.
- 16 Mar 2008, 21:17
- Forum: General
- Topic: Curvaceous WR Style
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3720
- 16 Mar 2008, 14:08
- Forum: General
- Topic: Curvaceous WR Style
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3720
- 13 Mar 2008, 14:15
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: F1: ferrari or mclaren
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5709
- 12 Mar 2008, 01:39
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Rate the song above
- Replies: 1040
- Views: 189056
- 12 Mar 2008, 01:33
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: People who put numbers after their names are....
- Replies: 22
- Views: 5207
- 10 Mar 2008, 16:15
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Smibu80
- Replies: 77
- Views: 22346
Thanx for playing this, I must finish it myself too as soon as possible :) Added those arrows just in case you forget where you must go next... and I think they're quite important, it's quite a long journey after all :P. Tried to put most of arrows inside ground so that they're not in the way, but ...
- 10 Mar 2008, 00:13
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680087
- 9 Mar 2008, 16:52
- Forum: General
- Topic: Lets stroll down memory lane
- Replies: 48
- Views: 24621
Jesus, IRL'd so many times on those SoC quotes. What an innovator. I watched Elma Crime a few weeks ago, for those who haven't seen it it's an essential part of Elma history. Made by some fairly old school Hungarian kuskis including MUe, it's downloadable here Speaking of MUe, I'm a big fan of his s...
- 9 Mar 2008, 03:33
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Do you actually give a fuck about the user above you?
- Replies: 91
- Views: 18631
Do you actually give a fuck about the user above you?
Come on, honestly. Stop pretending to like and hate things about the other members of this forum and confess your staunch indifference. Simple yes/no responses will suffice, though if you want to dress your answer up a little, that will be applauded, eg. "I care so breathtakingly little about t...
- 8 Mar 2008, 02:09
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What do you prefer: Skiing or Snowboarding?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3869
- 6 Mar 2008, 16:56
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Stereotype the user above
- Replies: 98
- Views: 20842
- 4 Mar 2008, 02:28
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Blank Page
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2074
Blank Page
I’m sitting at a desk on the 1st floor in the library with Eric Winchester, Damon Ferris and Alain Rochdale, my sense of time impaired, my stomach contorting with hunger, glaring vacantly at the windows, faintly pretending to listen to Damon talking about the unprecedented profitability potential ...
- 4 Mar 2008, 02:18
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: True or False [above you]
- Replies: 55
- Views: 8869
- 4 Mar 2008, 00:24
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: ez leap year
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5031
- 2 Mar 2008, 13:24
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: ez leap year
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5031
because there is sum 23 hours 59 mins 54 seconds or whatefak in a day, that adds up to 1/4 day every year, so instead of fucking up the days; we add one every four years. prablem salve Totally wrong. Not only is it, as Svein Rune Saxrud has pointed out enough times above, NOT every four years, but ...
- 1 Mar 2008, 03:05
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What have you learned today ?
- Replies: 260
- Views: 45884
- The acronym LYONS stands for Liquid Yield Option Notes; a form of zero-coupon bonds which are simultaneously callable, puttable and convertible - According to econometric data, mergers typically add 2-3% of market value for the firms involved - My friend is selling a ticket to a ball next week for...
- 29 Feb 2008, 09:15
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: ez leap year
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5031
ez leap year
So, today is 29th February (unless you're a Muslim, or something even stranger).
It doesn't feel any different to any other day to me, but since this day only comes around once every 4 years, maybe it's time to do/say something special. Please build on this theme below.
It doesn't feel any different to any other day to me, but since this day only comes around once every 4 years, maybe it's time to do/say something special. Please build on this theme below.
- 29 Feb 2008, 08:48
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Guess the pornstar
- Replies: 134
- Views: 31273
- 28 Feb 2008, 02:10
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Times you're proud of
- Replies: 25
- Views: 7063
I'm quite proud of the time I solved the Rubik's cube in under 4 minutes. That took quite a lot of time to learn the system and so on, so it was pretty satisfying to get it done in a relatively short time period. Also I look back with fond memories to the time I played the trumpet in my school band....
- 27 Feb 2008, 14:06
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Guess the pornstar
- Replies: 134
- Views: 31273
- 27 Feb 2008, 02:51
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Stereotype the user above
- Replies: 98
- Views: 20842
- 27 Feb 2008, 02:48
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Guess the pornstar
- Replies: 134
- Views: 31273
- 26 Feb 2008, 01:54
- Forum: General
- Topic: I declare this board
- Replies: 29
- Views: 7786
Live was good in 2004. Sierra was a guy who had proudness in photos of his biceps and jaytea didn't play elma but was rather some subversive force with mirc coding skills, something sierra bragged about. Jaytea on the other hand bragged about Sierra's guitar skills. Also sierra took my nab wr on tr...
- 25 Feb 2008, 19:12
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The personal questions
- Replies: 5463
- Views: 843079