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by Chris Penrose
15 Dec 2002, 12:12
Forum: General
Topic: senseless chainlev by ANY leveldesigners!!!
Replies: 109
Views: 26375

My theory:

Insane guy has a hangover and ronimox is going through puberty.

Thus they both feel like shite and are taking it out on each other.

Ronimox be quiet or I will drop an anvil on you.

Anyways, I'm looking forward to the finished level, even though it sounds rubbish.
by Chris Penrose
15 Dec 2002, 11:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Interesting links
Replies: 1178
Views: 351627

Brain of Brian homepage
>>

The truth about Santa
>>
by Chris Penrose
14 Dec 2002, 14:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what's ya favorite alcohol drink? lol
Replies: 54
Views: 11446

No, it wasn't just the breezers I got pissed on. In fact i was already in a bit of a state before I got them.
by Chris Penrose
14 Dec 2002, 10:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what's ya favorite alcohol drink? lol
Replies: 54
Views: 11446

My sister had about 4 left over from her sleepover which she gave to me. The fact it was a girly drink did cross my mind, but hey, I wasn't going to turn down free alcohol.
by Chris Penrose
14 Dec 2002, 09:56
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Email notification
Replies: 19
Views: 5641

I get that with all the threads that i have "notify me when a reply is posted" on. I know it's about mopolauta because when I get about 10 of these in my maiilbox and go to mopolauta there's about 10 new messages. I didn't say anything about this because it isn't that big a problem. edit -...
by Chris Penrose
13 Dec 2002, 16:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what's ya favorite alcohol drink? lol
Replies: 54
Views: 11446

I got totally pissed on Bacardi Breezers last night. Image
They're my new favourite alcoholic drink.
(Even though it just tastes like juice)
by Chris Penrose
13 Dec 2002, 16:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274351

Sunscreen gets in orifices.

TIP:

Block all orifices before wearing sunscreen.
by Chris Penrose
12 Dec 2002, 18:19
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

Chris Penrose wrote:Ok. The pack should be up here by tomorrow.
Scrub that, I wasn't doing anything so I uploaded it 10 minuites ago. >>
There are no records yet so get some good times and send me them.
Oh, and you can still send me more headbanger levels and I will add them to the pack.
by Chris Penrose
12 Dec 2002, 17:49
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

Ok. The pack should be up here by tomorrow.
by Chris Penrose
12 Dec 2002, 16:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

I need one more level. And have done for about a week. Wating... waiting... waiting...
Yes, Xhomaz I got your level.
by Chris Penrose
11 Dec 2002, 16:09
Forum: Feedback
Topic: emoticons
Replies: 21
Views: 6929

there is certain smileys which take more space than one row, and it breaks up text if used without empty lines.
Yeah, I realised that after I pasted them. Oh well, I like this one. It could be really useful.
Image
by Chris Penrose
11 Dec 2002, 15:33
Forum: Feedback
Topic: emoticons
Replies: 21
Views: 6929

Milagros - I wasnt really sure what you meant by "Mr. Hat" but I made this one... :hat: Should give http://www.imagemagician.org/images/cornyx/icon_mrhat.gif And these... :huh: Maybe, http://www.imagemagician.org/images/cornyx/icon_huh.gif And... :wtf: Might be, http://www.imagemagician.or...
by Chris Penrose
11 Dec 2002, 15:17
Forum: Feedback
Topic: emoticons
Replies: 21
Views: 6929

Code: Select all

:drunk:
Should give Image if Abula enables it.
by Chris Penrose
6 Dec 2002, 23:17
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Suggestions for LOM themes
Replies: 112
Views: 39322

Abula, make your jokes more obvious, otherwise you just come over as stupid.
by Chris Penrose
6 Dec 2002, 23:14
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Suggestions for LOM themes
Replies: 112
Views: 39322

Elma is an international game. Not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I'm guessing that's why it isn't the theme. But still, I think easter is stupid for this time of the year.
  • Electronics
  • Animals
  • History
  • Space
by Chris Penrose
6 Dec 2002, 16:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Signatures
Replies: 81
Views: 17387

ChuckleS wrote:
Chris Penrose wrote: 2nd,
(can't remember)
All work and no play makes Chris a dull boy
Thanks. Actually it was the other way round:

All play and no work makes Chris a dull boy

Anyways I fixed it.
by Chris Penrose
5 Dec 2002, 20:16
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Level hosting
Replies: 2
Views: 1513

Level hosting

I have space on my site for anyone who wants to share all their levels and is too lazy (or stupid) to set up their own site. I can set up a record table and junk for them. Just tell me by e-mail. Chris@pen-rose.fsnet.co.uk All levels will be put here: http://www.angelfire.com/comics/baconburgers/oth...
by Chris Penrose
5 Dec 2002, 18:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Signatures
Replies: 81
Views: 17387

1st,
(HR15 P3NR053

2nd,
All play and no work makes Chris a dull boy

3rd,
"Mrs. Robinson, what the hell is your dog doing to my leg?"

4th,
Yes, it's that English git that everybody hates
by Chris Penrose
4 Dec 2002, 21:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274351

Don't water the christmas tree when the fairy lights are still turned on.
by Chris Penrose
4 Dec 2002, 15:42
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Moposite Guestbook
Replies: 12
Views: 4663

Wishes for new sections, etc. should be put in the feedback forum.

(Haha, I'm gonna get another flood of mails from people saying how annoying I am with my moderating)
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 21:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Team :-) is on the way!
Replies: 27
Views: 5961

Why doesn't it work on (both) of mine? It says elma.web1000 in the address bar but then it changes to just web1000 after about 5 seconds. Grr. I can't go to my own team site.
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 20:29
Forum: General
Topic: Chain Level - Info / Uppdates / News / Misc
Replies: 252
Views: 50627

Xupacabra wrote:And, about ronni and uzi, i think they should unite and have one part for them both.

with both their names in it, this solves the problem. 8)
Not just a pretty face, ey?
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 18:26
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mushroom Hunt Contest
Replies: 14
Views: 3980

Erk! Almost forgot, if you downloaded the zip file before today then the readme.txt will say to send to chris@penrose1.screaming.net
This is pointless as I don't collect mail from there anymore, so instead please send to Chris@pen-rose.fsnet.co.uk
Thanks.
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 18:02
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mushroom Hunt Contest
Replies: 14
Views: 3980

CONTEST DEADLINE SET

The contest now has a deadline. 5th of January (I don't know why, It was just a random date off the top of my head) Prizes - 10 (or if i'm feeling generous, 20 or even 30) English pounds. Dunno what that is in euros or dollars so don't ask. Get a currency convertor. http://www.angelfire.com/comics/b...
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 17:49
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Team :-) is on the way!
Replies: 27
Views: 5961

The link just goes to the web1000 homepage...
by Chris Penrose
3 Dec 2002, 16:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

The contest will be here:

http://www.angelfire.com/comics/baconbu ... evels.html

I also think it will be a success. People can hoyle for hours on headbanger levels, and hardly ever get bored.
by Chris Penrose
1 Dec 2002, 13:48
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Any team that needs a new member?....
Replies: 28
Views: 7100

Yeah, but I only know 4 of the members. Z-oren, kloque, devin and me. Who's the other one?
by Chris Penrose
1 Dec 2002, 13:42
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Any team that needs a new member?....
Replies: 28
Views: 7100

We should get all the first letters of all the member's nicks and put them together in an anagram to get the team name. Good idea?
by Chris Penrose
1 Dec 2002, 12:02
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

After a lot of level begging, (even giving away balloons on #across >> haha) I now have 7 levels. Still not enough. I was planning to make it 20 levels but I might have to just make it 10 if I don't get many more.
by Chris Penrose
28 Nov 2002, 17:14
Forum: General
Topic: When was the last day when you didn´t start Elma?
Replies: 26
Views: 7318

I open it and play it every day for at least 20 minutes. It used to be at least an hour though.
by Chris Penrose
28 Nov 2002, 17:08
Forum: General
Topic: How long would it take to get back if the WR table was...
Replies: 5
Views: 2153

How long would it take to get back if the WR table was...

...refreshed? In case you don't understand the subject title, I'm talking about if the world record table was refreshed right now, and all the times were deleted, how long would it take if we started again to get all the times back to where they were before? Bear in mind we now know all the styles e...
by Chris Penrose
28 Nov 2002, 16:50
Forum: Feedback
Topic: LOM levels for the king list....
Replies: 3
Views: 1904

Yeah I agree.

Also, shouldn't this be in the feedback forum?
by Chris Penrose
28 Nov 2002, 16:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274351

The world is musicle.
It's just really shit music.
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 21:56
Forum: Feedback
Topic: New status for X
Replies: 1032
Views: 303149

Maybe it will be the one I sent in. Probably not.

How much did Guyb and Rigger send? Or is that too off topic?
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 21:51
Forum: General
Topic: deadbounce (you want to see this :) )
Replies: 41
Views: 10971

Yeah, I noticed the alovolt when I watched the replay in slow motion.
Someone will find a use for it in an internal I think. Though I don't know where.
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 21:33
Forum: General
Topic: deadbounce (you want to see this :) )
Replies: 41
Views: 10971

I did it too! It's actually quite easy.
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 21:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274351

Inhale helium and make your voice funny.
Inhale water and die.
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 20:58
Forum: General
Topic: deadbounce (you want to see this :) )
Replies: 41
Views: 10971

Extremely cool.
by Chris Penrose
27 Nov 2002, 20:55
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Headbanger level pack
Replies: 36
Views: 8940

Well it's been almost a week now and I've got... ...2 levels. Thankyou insane guy and fatHER, but I need more. You don't even have to be a good level designer. Headbanger levels are incredibly easy to make. Anyway I can't exactly make a pack of 2 levels so until I get more there will be no wonderful...
by Chris Penrose
26 Nov 2002, 17:55
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wcup412 times
Replies: 11
Views: 3804

Re: .

MP wrote:hmm, pretty good time you got Chris :D
Haha. looks like I was 10 seconds out.
Fixed it.
by Chris Penrose
26 Nov 2002, 17:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Where does chickens come from?
Replies: 159
Views: 33020

What is my cat's name.
by Chris Penrose
25 Nov 2002, 19:27
Forum: Feedback
Topic: What u can win? Prices? (WCUP4)
Replies: 8
Views: 3309

moposite wrote:Prizes
Don't expect anything too great :). Now we do have some money, thanks to donations (wink wink ;D). So, we should be able to come up with something, not meaning only diplomas, but maybe even some kind of trophys.
Sounds good.
by Chris Penrose
25 Nov 2002, 17:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wcup412 times
Replies: 11
Views: 3804

Wcup412 times

I don't know why I like this level so much but for some reason I love it.
Nice one, Myrdhel.
01:25:xx
by Chris Penrose
24 Nov 2002, 13:26
Forum: General
Topic: French players
Replies: 14
Views: 3946

1000,000,000,000,000,000 hours
by Chris Penrose
23 Nov 2002, 18:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274351

Farting is a natural bodily function.

TIP:

If it feels good, do it.

CONCLUSION:

It's okay to fart.
by Chris Penrose
23 Nov 2002, 10:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Where does chickens come from?
Replies: 159
Views: 33020

Here's one I learned when I was about 5 years old. It's meant to be spoken, not written so it won't work very well. "You are a bus driver. The route has 7 stops. The bus stops at #1 and picks up eight people. It then drives on to #2, four people get off and two people get on. At #3 all the peop...
by Chris Penrose
22 Nov 2002, 18:23
Forum: General
Topic: Driving Elma with the wrong hand... (or with FEET)
Replies: 28
Views: 5968

I've completed several levels with my left hand while eating a sandwich with my right hand.
by Chris Penrose
22 Nov 2002, 11:39
Forum: General
Topic: The Most Slesk Replays
Replies: 19
Views: 4903

I don't have nitro. It was the result of trying for about 10 minutes so It must have been mostly luck.
Ah, forget it. No one's going to believe me anyway.
by Chris Penrose
22 Nov 2002, 11:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: why is sleepin gso difficult?
Replies: 47
Views: 9349

Once I was awake for 28 hours.
by Chris Penrose
22 Nov 2002, 10:44
Forum: General
Topic: How many people were fooled by #43 Hehe?
Replies: 67
Views: 11887

How many people were fooled by #43 Hehe?

Be honest here, the first time you played it did you go left at the end of the internal level Hehe?

Me: Yes

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