Elma-related jokes
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Elma-related jokes
Here's a section where you can make up jokes to put down your contemporaries.
Q: Why doesn't zworqy battle?
A: Because he's a fucking noob!!!
Q: Why didn't Raven get Steep Corner WR?
A: Because axxu beat his time!!!
Q: Why didn't axxu win World Cup 5?
A: Because MP owned him!!!
and so on.
Q: Why doesn't zworqy battle?
A: Because he's a fucking noob!!!
Q: Why didn't Raven get Steep Corner WR?
A: Because axxu beat his time!!!
Q: Why didn't axxu win World Cup 5?
A: Because MP owned him!!!
and so on.
[OMG] | [SpEF] | Apparently my TT was once 39:26:06
No no no, these jokes are nowhere near degrading enough. Look:
Q: Why did Luther not win WC5?
A: Cuz he's a fucking quitter!
Q: Why hasn't Daemon had a WR?
A: Cuz he's an overrated noob!
Q: Why didn't jaytea get WR in Precarious, when he was leading TorInge?
A: Because he hit his head like a noob!
Q: Why did Luther not win WC5?
A: Cuz he's a fucking quitter!
Q: Why hasn't Daemon had a WR?
A: Cuz he's an overrated noob!
Q: Why didn't jaytea get WR in Precarious, when he was leading TorInge?
A: Because he hit his head like a noob!
[OMG] | [SpEF] | Apparently my TT was once 39:26:06
Q. why will sierra never make it to 39 mins club?
A. because he sucks at elma
Q. why does axxu play every single external contest?
A. because he's an internet attention whore
Q. why doesnt John play every single external contest?
A. because he isn't an internet attention whore
Q. why does zworqy suck at elma?
A. because he's been playing for years and has had much time to practice and improve
Q. why does dynamo attach an essay to every internal or external time he produces?
A. because he thinks we're interested in what he has to offer when the obvious truth is we dont give a fuck
Q. why does prodigy announce his new times with a grimmacing smiley making it appear as if he's capable of much better?
A. because he's a cocky noob who's probably cheating
Q. why does kinghias pretend to drive good times with minimal hoylage?
A. because he wants us all to think he has good natural ability for the game, and the potential to be great if only he could squeeze in more than '10 minutes a day'
Q. why does everyone in #ranks imitate Jeppe's vernacular?
A. because they see it being delivered by Jeppe so well that they themselves believe they can also pull it off when in fact they just sound unoriginal and lame
Q. why does epp_Q never say much in #across?
A. because he's afraid that if he starts typing, carnivorous swans will enter his place of residence and kidnap him for their tri-annual bloodbath
Q. who is Henza?
A. most people dont know, since he's a very insignificant part of the scene and life in general
A. because he sucks at elma
Q. why does axxu play every single external contest?
A. because he's an internet attention whore
Q. why doesnt John play every single external contest?
A. because he isn't an internet attention whore
Q. why does zworqy suck at elma?
A. because he's been playing for years and has had much time to practice and improve
Q. why does dynamo attach an essay to every internal or external time he produces?
A. because he thinks we're interested in what he has to offer when the obvious truth is we dont give a fuck
Q. why does prodigy announce his new times with a grimmacing smiley making it appear as if he's capable of much better?
A. because he's a cocky noob who's probably cheating
Q. why does kinghias pretend to drive good times with minimal hoylage?
A. because he wants us all to think he has good natural ability for the game, and the potential to be great if only he could squeeze in more than '10 minutes a day'
Q. why does everyone in #ranks imitate Jeppe's vernacular?
A. because they see it being delivered by Jeppe so well that they themselves believe they can also pull it off when in fact they just sound unoriginal and lame
Q. why does epp_Q never say much in #across?
A. because he's afraid that if he starts typing, carnivorous swans will enter his place of residence and kidnap him for their tri-annual bloodbath
Q. who is Henza?
A. most people dont know, since he's a very insignificant part of the scene and life in general
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Q. Why does Jaytea as a strong tendency to insult people ?
A. Because he doesn't actually exist.
A. Because he doesn't actually exist.
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HAHA, this topic offers some best laughs I've ever had. Just a bit different way.
btw. jaytea \o/
btw. jaytea \o/
Last edited by dz on 25 Feb 2006, 12:48, edited 1 time in total.
Warning! Some ppl might get offended by the tales of fact and fiction below. If you are one of these ppl, you either have no sense of humour or it differs from mine, which, of course, are the one and the same thing.
Q: Why did zweq quit elma for wow?
A: He didn't. He just accidentally deleted his cheat software while cleaning up his porn folder.
Q: Why doesn't MP have any wrs despite his obvious ability to get some?
A: Because he's afraid that having a world record in a computer game would label him as a nerd, which everyone else in the community knows he already is.
Q: Why does sierra always use complicated sentence structures?
A: Because he thinks it makes him seem intelligent in the eyes of others. Sadly, it rarely does.
Q: Why is SveinR so lovable?
A: Although the phrase "Even those, without whom SveinR's enemies would be considered as scarce, were considered as scarce." is not the answer to the question, it is the result of its premise. Maybe he's just so cute and cuddly.
Q: Why are jaytea and sierra so close with each other?
A: Because despite their constant attempts to tell themselves that their relationship is just "normal male bonding", deep down they both know it has always been much more.
Q: Why is ribot so messed up?
A: Your reality is the technodynamic reflection of the monochromatic plane on which your dampened cerebral cortex resides. You are irrevocably denied the profound preception of space time and your definitions are initially fraud and you don't know why it is so dimensional to calculate odds for probabilities to announce existence to ascendetianity for universal harmony lubricated by randonimities of fish with psychic cognitive abilities to run over abulised transcendance beatron of lucid dreams by transdimensional vortexes.
Q: Why have so many ppl joined in ribot's anti-abula movement?
A: Because being part of it gives them the comforting feeling of togetherness they haven't felt since early childhood when their mothers took them to the "school for special children".
Q: What's the difference between 8ball the kuski and the little toy '8ball' that answers your questions with random messages that rarely make any sense?
A: Diameter.
Q: Why did zweq quit elma for wow?
A: He didn't. He just accidentally deleted his cheat software while cleaning up his porn folder.
Q: Why doesn't MP have any wrs despite his obvious ability to get some?
A: Because he's afraid that having a world record in a computer game would label him as a nerd, which everyone else in the community knows he already is.
Q: Why does sierra always use complicated sentence structures?
A: Because he thinks it makes him seem intelligent in the eyes of others. Sadly, it rarely does.
Q: Why is SveinR so lovable?
A: Although the phrase "Even those, without whom SveinR's enemies would be considered as scarce, were considered as scarce." is not the answer to the question, it is the result of its premise. Maybe he's just so cute and cuddly.
Q: Why are jaytea and sierra so close with each other?
A: Because despite their constant attempts to tell themselves that their relationship is just "normal male bonding", deep down they both know it has always been much more.
Q: Why is ribot so messed up?
A: Your reality is the technodynamic reflection of the monochromatic plane on which your dampened cerebral cortex resides. You are irrevocably denied the profound preception of space time and your definitions are initially fraud and you don't know why it is so dimensional to calculate odds for probabilities to announce existence to ascendetianity for universal harmony lubricated by randonimities of fish with psychic cognitive abilities to run over abulised transcendance beatron of lucid dreams by transdimensional vortexes.
Q: Why have so many ppl joined in ribot's anti-abula movement?
A: Because being part of it gives them the comforting feeling of togetherness they haven't felt since early childhood when their mothers took them to the "school for special children".
Q: What's the difference between 8ball the kuski and the little toy '8ball' that answers your questions with random messages that rarely make any sense?
A: Diameter.
"Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."
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this is in short called D-A-D (yes like the danish band) but short forjaytea wrote:Q. why does prodigy announce his new times with a grimmacing smiley making it appear as if he's capable of much better?
A. because he's a cocky noob who's probably cheating
the Dyrox Attention Disorder
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Q: why doesn't balazs update world records?
A: because px updates them
Q: why did zweq quit playing
A: because he didn't want to play anymore
Q: why is there only one apple in warm up?
A: because it's so short level
Q: why you cant finish level 55?
A: because you cannot reach the flower (exit)
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A: because px updates them
Q: why did zweq quit playing
A: because he didn't want to play anymore
Q: why is there only one apple in warm up?
A: because it's so short level
Q: why you cant finish level 55?
A: because you cannot reach the flower (exit)
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