things that happen in the universe

[ribot]

here we can write news about other planets and stuff.

today on mars blue cheese was flooding the market. the milk in the milky way galaxy is getting old, so there are thoughts about changing it to cheesy way galaxy. but who would eat that kinda cheese?

[A.K.B.]

After studying the universal news for quite some time I've come to the conclusion that it's been written by undereducated martians in poor conditions. This view has been backed up by many other newspapers throughout the universe, with the exception of the Universal News themselves. Generally the conclusion is that we should destroy Mars! Nuke Mars!

[abruzzi]

Why nuke? Just blackhole 'em!

Black Hole! I choose you! /BLAAAACK HOOOLE!

[John]

So eh, yesterday there was like this star that like blew up and everything. Didn't even say goodbye :(

[NoZKeY]

There was a moon in the sky some hours ago but guess what you wont believe it, its GONE, i cant see it nowhere now in the sky.. i wonder what happened to that shiny moon... maybe a black hole is approaching earth and actually covered the moon (covered! not absorbed lol cuz black holes dont absorb things just eat them cuz their hungry lol cuz their havent eaten nothing in a long time poor black nigga holes ;__;)

what u guys think? am i rite? moon was eaten and earth is next D:
i go play belma a last time cuz will be end of world in no time...

[ribot]

the giant and universal "potatoes" have reclaimed their position as universal representatives. potatoes are currently transmitting waves of their thoughts of the "potato legacy". why i write potato in quotation marks ("") is because they are not true potatoes as the biological definition on this planet. they look like potatoes, they taste like potatoes, they think like potates, they talk like potatoes, and they walk like potatoes. but they don't have the same origin as earth potatoes, and nor the exact same dna-structure.

so they are vibing to us that we all have lived in a potato once (the time before birth). they are telling us we are all conductive, and have the opportunity to feel with them, to be one (just like the nigga way). so now we call all stop pretending to be lizards, cats, we can stop imitating others, and just be plain potato.

[ribot]

the cosmic vagina (w/o labvia) is creating everything, even this very moment

[ribot]

news-alert!
all mainstream telescopey observations are old news! like billions of years old! duh.