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secrets about women

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i found some secrets about women and i feel
they must be shared with other males.

here they are:

1. when they talk, theyr pussies spurt out some liquid
2.they communicate by making sounds with their pussy
3.some gurls have rough pussies so they cant say all vowels
4.instead they use a special pirate language

source:dr ribat

ih you know any dirty secrets about women you can post them here
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I think you might have some facts mixed up.
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i think that alsow
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Post by Napoleon »

i know a little fact about one very special female i know, she are called ribot and facts proves that shes weird.
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machine is slut,everyone scores her all the time.
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7. All women are smarter than Jappe

(was that a secret?)
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ramone wrote:7. All women are smarter than Jappe

(was that a secret?)
sorey for useless post, but
LOLZZZZOR!!!!1 sach true :D :lol: :lol: :D
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Post by Henkjan »

they have a special love look that get's most men..
why don't we males have that :(
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Post by Xiphias »

some men also have this.....

women go like.... "OMG he's hot.." blablabla...
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lol :)

all in all women are weird animals :P
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ANpDaD wrote:
ramone wrote:7. All women are smarter than Jappe

(was that a secret?)
sorey for useless post, but
LOLZZZZOR!!!!1 sach true :D :lol: :lol: :D
sorry to disappoint you guys,but i saw jappe´s mother yesteday :P
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Jake wrote:
ANpDaD wrote:
ramone wrote:7. All women are smarter than Jappe

(was that a secret?)
sorey for useless post, but
LOLZZZZOR!!!!1 sach true :D :lol: :lol: :D
sorry to disappoint you guys,but i saw jappe´s mother yesteday :P
Luckily jappe won't have children (Figure yourself after reading his posts about women) , because that would've been a disaster.
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Post by sierra »

classic thread!! jappe is under rated
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