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hohqhqqhqhqqhqaahhaha good question man like being stoned n day in a row:)




the greatest amount of weed you had with you in the city
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around ½ kilo.

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last christmas. a decorated, nice-smelling-when-lit candle



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Xiphias wrote:around ½ kilo.
Half a kilo!? Either you're getting your units confused or you are some kind of major drug baron. In the UK weed is generally measured in fractions of ounces. An eighth of an ounce is approximately 3.5 grams, and would cost you GBP20 (about 27.70 Euros). Therefore half a kilo would be just under 143 eighths, costing some GBP2850 (about 3950 Euros). Even if weed costs less in other countries, and factoring in a potentially significant discount for bulk-buying, you simply just wouldn't need this much weed unless you were dealing.
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maybe he had some self growing plants from the forest hahaha
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4 big ones a kilo. That is what the prices are here, and you tell me it's double there? :twisted:
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tijsjoris wrote:4 big ones a kilo. That is what the prices are here, and you tell me it's double there? :twisted:
Like I said, there is significant discount to be had in bulk-buying. My knowledge is quite limited since I don't buy massive amounts, but I know for example that you can buy an ounce here for GBP120, as opposed to GBP160 as it would be if you bought eight individual eighths. Since there are roughly 36 ounces in a kilo, that works out to about GBP2160 (~2990 Euros) for half a kilo. And that is just the discount for buying one ounce: from what I understand the dealers sort ounces into "bars" (9 ounces), of which four comprise one kilo (hence 9*4 = 36 ounces in a kilo). So I expect you pay less than 9*120 = GBP1080 for a "bar", and concordantly less than GBP2160 for 500 grams.

But even controlling for that variation, I'm pretty sure the shit is cheaper in Holland. From what I remember (hint: very little) of Amsterdam, what we normally pay GBP20 for, one could purchase for about GBP14. If, and this is now a very crude piece of mathematics but let's just humour it for argument's sake, you take this multiplying factor of 0.7 to convert UK prices to Dutch prices, one kilo works out to 2*2990*0.7 = 4186 Euros, more or less what you quoted. The additional 186 could be attributed to transport costs, and/or indeed the risk premium associated with growing marijuana in the UK as opposed to the much more liberal Holland.
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whotehfak omg loser wanker retarded tryhard whould wnat to ruine their lives on weed? (and bank accounts)
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FUCK. no hand. (you didn't say it was my wanking hand)

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both, e.g drunk and stoned now



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I don't have one!

Thanks sierra for clearing that up for me. You are a true mathematician mehehehe. :lol2:


How many hours do you spend on school/university/education a week?
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well. I usually start school at 9,30 and finish at 3pm. SÃ¥ about 5,5 * 5. But if you mean outside of school then I'd say about 2 hours / week.

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ofcoarse NOT. apparantly it tastes like the sea.

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Once, accidentially when I had it on my hand

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havent bought yet, will do in few hours, but i guess some gift card in some shop

bought all xmas-gifts yet?
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I didn't think there would be even half a kilo on the entire faroe islands. How the hell do you get it up there? 8O
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bought all xmas-gifts yet?
Was just out buying most of them, still some left.

Worst xmas gift you've ever gotten? (nat joke ones from friends, but "serious" ones
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hard question, i guess some decoration stuff.

do you think of your image when listening to music, or do you consider yourself to be someone who listens to exactly what you feel like no matter what other might think?
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alternative b. i listen to whatever i think is good.

for how long have you been outside today?
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danielj wrote: or do you consider yourself to be someone who listens to exactly what you feel like no matter what other might think?
certainly not a description of metal fans
im pretty good at elma
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Igge wrote:for how long have you been outside today?
10 mins, walked to school and home twice

most recent purchase uve made? (except food and sach)
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A new Motorola F3 Phone. 250 swedish krs (approximately 20 €)

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sierra/jaytea - such amusing characters!

ever tried to get in the girls' locker room? or just peek in?
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hoh, never. What's there to see if you are already in the men's room?


How many times did you move?
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4 times
ap1 when some 0-2 years old
ap2 when some 2-5
ap3 when 5-21
ap4 august-december 2007
ap5 december-today

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tijsjoris wrote:hoh, never. What's there to see if you are already in the men's room?


How many times did you move?
Quite many times.
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WHO THE HELL MEASURES THINGS IN INCHES.
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ye inches are gay, better not let them near your penis
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John wrote:4 times
ap1 when some 0-2 years old
ap2 when some 2-5
ap3 when 5-21
ap4 august-december 2007
ap5 december-today

any good deed today? ;o
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How many different girls (or boys?!?) have you had sex with, if any?
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0 girls and 0 boys so far. I almost had sex with a girl once though. We were about to have my parents apartment for ourselves for an entire week. Imagine what we could do together! Unfortunately though she turns out to be a total nutcase talking about out future and how we are going to have kids and such... after four days together.... when I were 16 years old... luckily I dumped the nutcase before we had sex. Would've done great damage to my reputation if I'd done it afterwards.

Have you ever approached a complete stranger and told her you think she looks nice?
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no

How long, to two decimal places, in centimeters, is your erect penis?
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Sincerely I have never measured my long penis.

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no

How long, to two decimal places, in centimeters, is your erect penis?
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Post by Scruffy the janitor »

same answer as sla had

how much would you need to get paid for having sex with another man? consider the absolute minimum you would do this, dont say like "1 million euros" obviously would be stupid not to do it with 500k euros, but what is the lowest amount. also you could choose who you have sex with and also you need to be straight to answer this question. the act would involve everything from giving blowjob to receiving one, anal sex (also giving and receiving) but time of the intercourse would be limited to 1h.
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Do they count?
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i was never good at converting


how close can you get when attempting to sucking your own erect penis?
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8-ball wrote:i was never good at converting


how close can you get when attempting to sucking your own erect penis?
I can get within 0.00km that's for sure.

If you could add any number of centimetres of length to your penis, how many would you choose? Bear in mind that there are diminishing marginal returns to additional centimetres.
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0 centimetres, its ok like is now.
When believe you that we will stop talking about penises, and when we will start talking about girls? Obviously, if we like girls and not long penis.
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We haven't started talking about long penises yet, we've been talking about your non-existent one.

Have you ever spent an unnecessary amount of time writing an article that doesn't really matter?
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We haven't started talking about long penises yet, we've been talking about your non-existent one.
Ohh dont say that man. I thought my penis was coal and wanted by the girls! Then, if i could add centimetres to my non-existent penis, i will add 22.34 cm. (being a total of 25.34cm) I think that is ok. Maybe AKB can tell me what he think about it, and if he want to know it now.

Have you ever spent an unnecessary amount of time writing an article that doesn't really matter?
Nah, I never write interesting articles, seriously.

Do you like girls? (cuz all ask of penises) And tell us what do you want to do with some girl having sex, with details.
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I Like Girls.

I Want to Root Girls.

Up the Bum.


Enough Detail?
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no.

if you could suck your own penis, would you?
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never ever even try to get close!

About how many blowjobs you got in your life ? (not by yourself, but no matter if by boy or girl)
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i guess not

for what amount of money would you kill someone? ( not risk free, if you would get caught you would be punished according to the law of your country )
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id kill for free (its a personality thing)


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153x Côte à Gignac, Qc... not that many houses with those numbers, just knock and ask for me!

What's your type of girl? (hair, curves, height, etc.)
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good character (long topic); as far as appearance is concerned: at least slightly under my height, pretty face, don't care about hair but not some ugly weirdo shit, proportional figure (big boobs+no ass look ugly and the other way round, still no ass+no boobs look ugly as well), not too skinny and not too fat
edit: i forgot too say that i don't like all that max unnatural shit like too much make-up, piercing (even the belly button shit which a lot of girl do nowadays), tatoos, heavy tanned skin in the winter (solarium), btw i kinda like pale complexion


how old are your parents?
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mom's 60 and pa's 53 D:


is age a determinant factor if you're 18 and she's 25?
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definitely not, a girl is probably most ripe at the age of 25, and you who is 18, are a fucking stud for going out with a 25 year old chick.

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failed

i u were thrown out in the woods someplace u didnt know (its a huge F*ing forest) how long would u be able to survive? in other words do u know much survivalshiat? :p
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I do know pretty much, and if i were thrown out in the summer, and like not that far from here (so the forest is kinda like the ones ive been to before) i think i'd be able survive for pretty long. No really dangerous animals (in the forests im used to), and plenty of water everywhere.

it'd be a bit harder if i were to be thrown out in leik northern kiruns with some -50 and only snow everywhere.. Anyway couldnt really put an exact number of days, but pretty long i think.

at what age would you like to die? would you really wanna be like 120 years old if you could?
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