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sierra
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If we had just 5 minutes to live...

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... and you knew this for CERTAIN.
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heroin better than sex in short term?
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milagros wrote:heroin better than sex in short term?
Almost certainly, but I'm asking you to be realistic. How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin, not to mention the needle required to inject it, and enjoy its effects?
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sierra wrote:
How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin
you live in england, how likely is it that you find an attractive woman in 5 mins? if i were you id go for the heroin
Now hold on, Iron Joe...
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heahloh sierra

i would wrap myself in express post and take a 3 mins trip to yu0r plaze, then punch yu0 in the face when youve finished your premature ejaculations after raping 5 different girls in the last minute.
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i would commit a suicide faster than in 5 mins and that's how i would defeat death! kidding...
i would go in to my room and play guitar and sing, that's what i like best :P
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Play elma obviously.
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make a ff lev in 1 min that's 4 mins long.
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I would smash my guitar and throw all kinds of stuff through the window or in the pond at our backyard. I simply love to destroy things.. :)
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So lets say...drinking pure ethanol while rapeing random women and throwing stuff through the window with the other hand while kicking in the butt the most irritant person you've ever met.


it would then be max fun if the "5 mins" was only a medical error :D
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Post by A.K.B. »

YEHA

FIVE MINS OF DRINK ETHANOL!!11! WOOT

Forgetting that you'd do this:

FUCING DAI IN THE FIRST MINUTE BECAUSE ETHANOL IS LETHAL HEALOH
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ez distilled ethanol mixed in vodka.

man, i meant BOOZE with "ethanol", you crapping idiot
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i would fall into bed and be happy while my smile gets wider and wider
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Scruffy the janitor wrote:sierra wrote:
How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin
you live in england, how likely is it that you find an attractive woman in 5 mins? if i were you id go for the heroin
lol this is rather true, learn to quote though,
i think i would just have an awesome cone, sit back, stare and the sky and chill out, bit of peace of mind
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Post by A.K.B. »

undient wrote:drinking pure ethanol
Definition of pure: Not BOOZE AND x.

I believe on my behalf I had no idea by pure ethanol you meant not-pure ethanol. soz.
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drinking pure, tasty and sweet ethanol (obviously pure ethanol distilled, AKB) and mixed with heroin and sitting in a comfortable spiky cone
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Harald Hasch wrote:i would fall into bed and be happy while my smile gets wider and wider
Rofl. Thats like the "Black hole sun" video :D
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Post by teajay »

Or like donny darko finding out he saved the universe by sacrificing himself! Great movie, same sort of idea as knowing you will die in 5 minutes.
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If there was just 5 mins to live, WHY WOULD YOU PLAY ELMA?

I'd spend 4 mins building a spaceship made of cardboard, sticky tape and a propeller powered my pedal power.

The next 1 min i'd spend pedalling my arse off to another galaxy.
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Xratio wrote:If there was just 5 mins to live, WHY WOULD YOU PLAY ELMA?

I'd spend 4 mins building a spaceship made of cardboard, sticky tape and a propeller powered my pedal power.

The next 1 min i'd spend pedalling my arse off to another galaxy.
Good Fucking Luck

I'd text someone im close to with the words "I Love You"

give teh some meaning.
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