sorey, fucked it up. you're rightFinMan wrote:Nah, the joke was that he cant do brutal.
Elma-related jokes
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Elma eats 50 apples on hard days
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What do you call a kuski that has taken every apple in Apple Harvest?
Satisfied.
Satisfied.
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what's it called when you hoyl some lev and in the hardest part you somehow manage to do teh required trick really well and end spinning through the course with a decent new record?
-luck
what's it called when you hoyl a level and in some point you try some preposterously coal trick and for some reason end up whorling through the lev spinning and twirling getting all the apples whilst just gaining speed on every corner and wall, eyes wide, hands shaking, hitting the flower in 3 seconds better time than ever, almost not knowing what happened and all you can think is WOOT ZOMG OMG, TAHT'S LIKE ZWEQ OR, OR JOHN!!! ?
-Divine intervention
-luck
what's it called when you hoyl a level and in some point you try some preposterously coal trick and for some reason end up whorling through the lev spinning and twirling getting all the apples whilst just gaining speed on every corner and wall, eyes wide, hands shaking, hitting the flower in 3 seconds better time than ever, almost not knowing what happened and all you can think is WOOT ZOMG OMG, TAHT'S LIKE ZWEQ OR, OR JOHN!!! ?
-Divine intervention
"It's good to be having fun, but it'd be funnier to be good"
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hilarious
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well i dont know if the joke in itself is even fun xD but thx
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that sux
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what is abortion called of guys like you?
- divine intervention LOLO LOL
- divine intervention LOLO LOL
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tijsjoris
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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hmm, I don't get that one.. oh wait,.. HAHAHAHA
here's another one from me then!
what is pink and beats itself?
igge [!!]
here's another one from me then!
what is pink and beats itself?
igge [!!]
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what is long-haired and beats itself?
tijsjoris [!!]
tijsjoris [!!]
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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my avatar doesn't beat itself
..oik
..oik
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unbelievably clever dialogue...
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what beats itself and doesn't at the same time?
tijsjoris[!!]
tijsjoris[!!]
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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what does a cat have four of?
- pawqs
- pawqs
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cute :>
what does a porcupine have thosands of?
tijsjoris
what does a porcupine have thosands of?
tijsjoris
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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what does that mean?Igge wrote:cute :>
what does a porcupine have thosands of?
tijsjoris
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It means tijsjoris is but a spine. That's how slim he is.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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how you call an amputated nigger?
- igger
- igger
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Q - If FinMan is Finnish, what nationality is Pigman?
A - American.
A - American.
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:D
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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hah n1 smaxa
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Q wat happened to tor
A dunno
A dunno
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Q: What happened to ollie?
A: dunno.
Hey Oliver
A: dunno.
Hey Oliver
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This *Link works?
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mmm havent played in like 2 years hahahahaha. first post in like 2 years aswell. all gud i wont b playing prolly tho in the near future at leastSmaXa wrote:Q: What happened to ollie?
A: dunno.
Hey Oliver
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why is that so would be nice to see another famous good kuski to return and play
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that would be nice indeed!!! but about who are you talking?
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about ollie
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Well not so famous, but had a lot of potential, i only remember him because we were friends
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Q: Why is raven postponing his cup?
A: gf wants sex
A: gf wants sex
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Sorry in advance, my joke is racist, but I am not.
[racism]
Q: How do we call a nigger playing elma?
A: NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!!
[/racism]
[racism]
Q: How do we call a nigger playing elma?
A: NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!!
[/racism]
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So pawq walks up to and x-ration and seys, hej, sex retro, can i hve some max harcor porn?
Retio says back; sorry, no br00tal.
Retio says back; sorry, no br00tal.
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Hehe.
Xratio.
Xratio.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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What is X-ratio's least favourite variety of porn?
Brutal.
Brutal.
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What is a martian's least favorite porn?
I don't know but if it were X-ratio, it's least favorite would be brutal.
I don't know but if it were X-ratio, it's least favorite would be brutal.
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A.K.B., your first one was , second one was , third one was
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BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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X-BRUTAL
The word above is a fallacy.
Because X-Ratio does not like brutal volts from the game elastomania, mainly because he cannot perform them.
Poor soul.
The word above is a fallacy.
Because X-Ratio does not like brutal volts from the game elastomania, mainly because he cannot perform them.
Poor soul.
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Q: If you had only one superhuman power, what would it be?
A: Left alo.
A: Left alo.
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Why didn't zweq beat warm up 14 sec limit.
Same reason I don't release my 29 minute TT.
Same reason I don't release my 29 minute TT.
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lal, cant stop laughing very nice this one... roflBismuth wrote:Q: If you had only one superhuman power, what would it be?
A: Left alo.
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I went to abula's house and said hey; he told me to go to px. I went to px's house and said hey; he told me to go to axxu. I went to axxu and said: 'Where is your mum?' he then politely directed me to her, then I said: 'SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS MRS AXXU' then she started screaming, so I lifted her shirt up 'I WANT TO SUCK YOUR FUCKING TITS!' then I suckled on those saggy titties. Then we all sang, 'Show us your fucking tits mrs axxu!' etc.....
Me and axxu are best mates now.
I don't drink beer, so this is lemonade.
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WHO AM I?
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Every kuski on planet.
Me and axxu are best mates now.
I don't drink beer, so this is lemonade.
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WHO AM I?
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Every kuski on planet.
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the joke is that mrs. axxu doesn't have any, I presume? ;o
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No.
Joke sucks; ble.
Joke sucks; ble.