Worst Jokes Ever
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Worst Jokes Ever
Time for a new topic. Tell whatever crappy jokes here.
Why did Jappe abort the battle?
Because Nekit learned english.
Why did Jappe abort the battle?
Because Nekit learned english.
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever
Where did the Dressmaker live?
On the outskirts of town
On the outskirts of town
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Why did the mailman deliver the mail?
Because it was his job))
Because it was his job))
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Why did the mentally incapable 27 year old hermit poke himself in the eye?
Because he was mentally incapable.
Because he was mentally incapable.
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how old is thorze?
13, almost 14
why is nekit called naked?
because naked is called nekit
what did AKB do after making steppes brutal?
nat did teh
what did jesus say to jappe2?
nice aborting m8
what did jesus say to raven?
nice vids m8
what did jesus say to akb?
no akbs
why did sahara become a desert?
thorze was here
whats the color of napoleons white horse?
napol plays #ranks
whats the elma team of a Quantz??
quack
whats the most emotional emoticon?
)
what happened in september 2001?
ZiuteK maked wr
u no ho do u do?
yes
what is the main religion of buddhist monks?
buddhist monks, buddhist monks... (hmming)
where was the berlin wall?
i dont know the answer to this question, but im thinkin
what did yoda say to the black guy in the end?
i havent watched star wars
what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons have in common?
yellow
what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons not have in common?
unyellow
why does this post have an attachment?
because its big c00l post like juish p0st
will this post be updated?
yes0lio
three kuskis were playing a battle, what did the first one say to the third one?
new circus.lev????HHAHAHHAH
why is there so much elma related discussion in non-elma related discussion
this am lauta.
why is this post not on white blackground?
because in blackground white is almost 14
how worst were these?
very worst, very worst
who is the president of ulan bator?
ulanaa
what the fuck is a blackground?
playground for special kids
what does "Do not automatically parse URLs" mean?
if url has braked into peace's its good too parse back
how many sides does a triangle have?
theres no sides
what did the guitar pick say to the guitar?
i scratch your back and i scratch yours
why samsung monitors are so fucking awesome?
Sam had Sung in Shower
why is watt used in physics?
because w00t was taken by random nabs
13, almost 14
why is nekit called naked?
because naked is called nekit
what did AKB do after making steppes brutal?
nat did teh
what did jesus say to jappe2?
nice aborting m8
what did jesus say to raven?
nice vids m8
what did jesus say to akb?
no akbs
why did sahara become a desert?
thorze was here
whats the color of napoleons white horse?
napol plays #ranks
whats the elma team of a Quantz??
quack
whats the most emotional emoticon?
)
what happened in september 2001?
ZiuteK maked wr
u no ho do u do?
yes
what is the main religion of buddhist monks?
buddhist monks, buddhist monks... (hmming)
where was the berlin wall?
i dont know the answer to this question, but im thinkin
what did yoda say to the black guy in the end?
i havent watched star wars
what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons have in common?
yellow
what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons not have in common?
unyellow
why does this post have an attachment?
because its big c00l post like juish p0st
will this post be updated?
yes0lio
three kuskis were playing a battle, what did the first one say to the third one?
new circus.lev????HHAHAHHAH
why is there so much elma related discussion in non-elma related discussion
this am lauta.
why is this post not on white blackground?
because in blackground white is almost 14
how worst were these?
very worst, very worst
who is the president of ulan bator?
ulanaa
what the fuck is a blackground?
playground for special kids
what does "Do not automatically parse URLs" mean?
if url has braked into peace's its good too parse back
how many sides does a triangle have?
theres no sides
what did the guitar pick say to the guitar?
i scratch your back and i scratch yours
why samsung monitors are so fucking awesome?
Sam had Sung in Shower
why is watt used in physics?
because w00t was taken by random nabs
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what do you call a guy with a shovel?
doug
what do you call a guy without a shovel?
douglas
why did the aeroplane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
doug
what do you call a guy without a shovel?
douglas
why did the aeroplane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
mcleod
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I see zweqs like stupid americans)
Why do zweq like stupid americans?
Bcause he is one zweq
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Why do zweq like stupid americans?
Bcause he is one zweq
e
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why does memphis call zweq zweg?
because there is no q in mongolian alphabet
because there is no q in mongolian alphabet
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a man walks into a car, wonders "I didn't see, it was meant to be!" and proceeds into a bar.
HAHAHAHAHAHA )))
HAHAHAHAHAHA )))
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a woman breathes underwater
she's a marmite
she's a marmite
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very joke, very )))Xarthok wrote:a man breathes underwater
he is a fish
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a woman is naked underwater.
yes.
yes.
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thorze wins a balle
a nigger bought bread at the market
2 pinguins standig on a mountain, 1 jumps in the sea, the other one is called harry
a nigger bought bread at the market
2 pinguins standig on a mountain, 1 jumps in the sea, the other one is called harry
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Zweq is human
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moark0en94 wrote:thorze wins a balle
a nigger bought bread at the market
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Worst joke I heardThorze wrote:I have won 5battles.
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fits to the topic then
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There is no gravity, earth sucks.
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Worst. Joke. Ever.Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever
Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
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worst topic ever haw haw
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So we got winner! ThorzeHaruhi wrote:Worst. Joke. Ever.Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever
Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
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Why did Chris edit his post?
- He forgot to add his name in it
- He forgot to add his name in it
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why is adi piping so good?
he's plumber irl
he's plumber irl
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this one was actually good =DOrcc wrote:Why did Chris edit his post?
- He forgot to add his name in it
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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People try too hard though. The jokes are supposed to be bad. :(
Why is xiphias a homosexual we dont know??
Why is xiphias a homosexual we dont know??
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
Re: Worst Jokes Ever
thorze has one won too tree for five, 5 battles O,O
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Zweq
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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igge and tiger woods were friends, what happened then?
igge woods
oh and corrected english in last påst
igge woods
oh and corrected english in last påst
Re: Worst Jokes Ever
weekend if 4 more days IF 4 MORE DAYS!
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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Once. Again. I. Have. Won. Five. Battles. Do. Not. Lie.Haruhi wrote:Worst. Joke. Ever.Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever
Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
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So why are you saying it in the "Worst Jokes Ever" topic? That's like saying it on opposite day.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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Oh, this is actually getting funny
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how do you say bear in swedish?
bjorn
how do you say pig in swedish?
thorze
bjorn
how do you say pig in swedish?
thorze
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Aliens did not steal my steppes brutal rec of 9.3x
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Why Tarzan died?
- He stood under the tree
Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, i came with moped".
- He stood under the tree
Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, i came with moped".
Seize the day
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Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, then it's time to kick some ass".
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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Duke.
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Why doesn't Thorze live on GMT timezone?
- It's too mean
- It's too mean
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Best friggin joke I've ever heard.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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:DDDDDDDDDDDdddd
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Needs to become a lauta classic, along with Jappe's post on the going away thread a few months ago
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That's actually ok.bob wrote:why did the mexican push the girl off the bridge?
tequila
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yeah one of my favourites. everyone else seems to hate it though. same with this:
what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?
carlos
what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?
carlos
mcleod
Re: Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
One of its legs is both the same.