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Time for a new topic. Tell whatever crappy jokes here.

Why did Jappe abort the battle?

Because Nekit learned english.
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Where did the Dressmaker live?

On the outskirts of town :beer:
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Why did the mailman deliver the mail?

Because it was his job))
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Why did the mentally incapable 27 year old hermit poke himself in the eye?

Because he was mentally incapable.
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how old is thorze?

13, almost 14

why is nekit called naked?

because naked is called nekit

what did AKB do after making steppes brutal?

nat did teh

what did jesus say to jappe2?

nice aborting m8

what did jesus say to raven?

nice vids m8

what did jesus say to akb?

no akbs

why did sahara become a desert?

thorze was here

whats the color of napoleons white horse?

napol plays #ranks

whats the elma team of a Quantz??

quack

whats the most emotional emoticon?

)

what happened in september 2001?

ZiuteK maked wr

u no ho do u do?

yes

what is the main religion of buddhist monks?

buddhist monks, buddhist monks... (hmming)

where was the berlin wall?

i dont know the answer to this question, but im thinkin

what did yoda say to the black guy in the end?

i havent watched star wars

what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons have in common?

yellow

what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons not have in common?

unyellow

why does this post have an attachment?

because its big c00l post like juish p0st

will this post be updated?

yes0lio

three kuskis were playing a battle, what did the first one say to the third one?

new circus.lev????HHAHAHHAH

why is there so much elma related discussion in non-elma related discussion

this am lauta.

why is this post not on white blackground?

because in blackground white is almost 14

how worst were these?

very worst, very worst

who is the president of ulan bator?

ulanaa

what the fuck is a blackground?

playground for special kids

what does "Do not automatically parse URLs" mean?

if url has braked into peace's its good too parse back

how many sides does a triangle have?

theres no sides

what did the guitar pick say to the guitar?

i scratch your back and i scratch yours

why samsung monitors are so fucking awesome?

Sam had Sung in Shower

why is watt used in physics?

because w00t was taken by random nabs
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what do you call a guy with a shovel?

doug

what do you call a guy without a shovel?

douglas

why did the aeroplane crash?

because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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a man walks into a bar
he's an alcohol and it's destroying his family
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I see zweqs like stupid americans)

Why do zweq like stupid americans?

Bcause he is one zweq
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why does memphis call zweq zweg?
because there is no q in mongolian alphabet
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Xarthok wrote:a man walks into a bar
he's an alcohol and it's destroying his family
irl lol
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a man walks into a car, wonders "I didn't see, it was meant to be!" and proceeds into a bar.

HAHAHAHAHAHA )))
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a man breathes underwater
he is a fish
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a woman breathes underwater
she's a marmite
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Xarthok wrote:a man breathes underwater
he is a fish
very joke, very )))
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a woman is naked underwater.

yes.
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thorze wins a balle


a nigger bought bread at the market


2 pinguins standig on a mountain, 1 jumps in the sea, the other one is called harry
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Zweq is human :lol:
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k0en94 wrote:thorze wins a balle


a nigger bought bread at the market

moar :lmao:
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I have won 5battles.
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Thorze wrote:I have won 5battles.
Worst joke I heard
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fits to the topic then
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There is no gravity, earth sucks.
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Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
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Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
Worst. Joke. Ever.
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worst topic ever haw haw
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Haruhi wrote:
Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
Worst. Joke. Ever.
So we got winner! Thorze :beer:
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Why did Chris edit his post?

- He forgot to add his name in it
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why is adi piping so good?

he's plumber irl
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Orcc wrote:Why did Chris edit his post?

- He forgot to add his name in it
this one was actually good =D
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People try too hard though. The jokes are supposed to be bad. :(

Why is xiphias a homosexual we dont know??
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thorze has one won too tree for five, 5 battles O,O
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igge and tiger woods were friends, what happened then?

igge woods

oh and corrected english in last påst
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weekend if 4 more days IF 4 MORE DAYS!
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Haruhi wrote:
Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
Worst. Joke. Ever.
Once. Again. I. Have. Won. Five. Battles. Do. Not. Lie.
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So why are you saying it in the "Worst Jokes Ever" topic? That's like saying it on opposite day.
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Oh, this is actually getting funny :)
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how do you say bear in swedish?

bjorn

how do you say pig in swedish?

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Aliens did not steal my steppes brutal rec of 9.3x
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Why Tarzan died?
- He stood under the tree

Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, i came with moped".
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Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, then it's time to kick some ass".
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Duke.
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Why doesn't Thorze live on GMT timezone?

- It's too mean
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Best friggin joke I've ever heard.
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:DDDDDDDDDDDdddd
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Needs to become a lauta classic, along with Jappe's post on the going away thread a few months ago :lol:
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why did the mexican push the girl off the bridge?

tequila
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bob wrote:why did the mexican push the girl off the bridge?

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yeah one of my favourites. everyone else seems to hate it though. same with this:

what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?

carlos
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What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.
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