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Whats the difference between a frog?

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A man walks into a bar. His name is Nekit and he can't speak English.
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A man walks into the same bar. His name is Witalo190 and he can't speak English. They fell in love o,o
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A man walks into a bar.

he walked.
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This thread is the worst joke ever.
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I don't get these jokes.

And that wasn't a joke.

So did I get it or not o,o
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why dont take photography with flash?

coz Captain Cold gets jealous

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speaking of bad english jokes. i think it's supposed to go why don't you take a photograph with flash.

Man walks into the doctors turns to the doctor and says:
"I can't stand being 3 feet tall any longer!!!!"
Doctor replies, "Well you'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
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That actually is quite funny, Memph, and it made me laugh.
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Is it really ok to make fun of others if you're a Christian? I know it's ok to kill others, but to make fun of them..?
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A midget walks into a bar.
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Igge wrote:Is it really ok to make fun of others if you're a Christian? I know it's ok to kill others, but to make fun of them..?
I was simply helping him with his english by pointing it out and then showing him the correct way to say that sentence. Is it really ok to constantly lie on lauta religous or not? didn't think so but u seem to keep doing it. Have some standards plz.
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A religious guy walks into a bar. He's an idiot and believes in fairy tales.
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why don't you take a photograph with flash?

coz Captian Cold gets jealous

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Xiphias wrote:A religious guy walks into a bar. He's an idiot and believes in fairy tales.
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Nekit.
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...is an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
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old and you failed it
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Dunno jokes.
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here's another good one:

Rumour has it that the evolution theory started not with Charles Darwin but when Igge's two nuts "evolved" into one nut because he doesn't get with any girls, (jappe or xiph doesn't count) so nature doesn't require him to have 2. Instead of just realizing he is a mono nut noob, he trys to make it sound normal by calling it evolution.

I appologize if the joke offended anyone out there, other then Igge, with actually one nut.
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Why did Einstein have the same questions on a test as the year before?

The answers were different.
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igge has cashew nut?
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Kortsu wrote:Why did Einstein have the same questions on a test as the year before?

The answers were different.
this one was actually epic =D
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Memphis wrote:here's another good one
This topic is not meant for good jokes. This topic is meant for the worst jokes.

Please take your off-topic nonsense elsewhere.
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Igge wrote: This topic is not meant for good jokes. This topic is meant for the worst jokes.

Please take your off-topic nonsense elsewhere.
Glad you enjoyed.
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I'm just happy as long as I can be sure you're going to hell.
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Igge wrote:I'm just happy as long as I can be sure you're going to hell.
hmmm, this seems off topic unless it was a joke...
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Why did Memphis and Igge hold hands?
'Cause that's the only thing INFESTING NIGGER OFFTOPIC'ERS DO!

Please guys.. have your shit talk elsewhere. You are just going from topic to topic mongoing on each other. And please don't reply to this post. I won't answer again 'cause only way to stop is to ignore but I can't help myself from saying this. This is getting ridiculous, childish and annoying.

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who is the best here?

fuck u tell me !!!!11!!2ç43 dk
b ye laughtlaguthglaiuto ootwew iggexd

anyone there? nah wtf
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a man gets into a bar, he was negative

he fall mind f*cked and then he backed in no
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What did the man do when he fell off a cliff?

He died.
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Why Tarzan dies?
- Because he stood under the tree omfg
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Ville_J wrote:I don't get these jokes.

And that wasn't a joke.

So did I get it or not o,o
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Why did Tarzan cross the road road back and forth again?

- he was searching for trees
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why tha nigge killed iggeman :( ?

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THE BLAK MASK WENT TO THE SAUSAGEKIOSK. THE CELLER ASKERED DO WE PUT ALL SPICES AND BLAKCMASK SAYED NO

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one joke i cant stand is something comedians always do:

so i had a dream where i did <mundane everyday thing> and <outrageous thing>.. thats ridiculous.. i'd never do <mundane everyday thing> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TIMES MY HANDJOB

it wasnt even funny the first time, but so many comedians seem to whip it out like its some fresh new joke
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so i had a dream where i was standing in the shower with a tree up my ass. that's ridiculous, i never shower! hahahandjob
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Grandma is walking on the street, when she suddenly falls into the sewer. She utters: "I don't mind, I have another guitar."
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Lousku wrote:so i had a dream where i was standing in the shower with a tree up my ass. that's ridiculous, i never shower! hahahandjob
congratulations you are now the 5th best comedian of all time
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Pingywings wrote:one joke i cant stand is something comedians always do:

so i had a dream where i did <mundane everyday thing> and <outrageous thing>.. thats ridiculous.. i'd never do <mundane everyday thing> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TIMES MY HANDJOB

it wasnt even funny the first time, but so many comedians seem to whip it out like its some fresh new joke
You do realize that there are literally only two jokes in the world right? There's the one you said (build expectation, then break it). And then there's puns.

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Dued. This was #across

[18.12.][20:40] <lousk> anyway "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -Mitch Hedberg
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