The Return of Irbot - Story Topic

[Xiphias]

Yet again it is time for another story topic.

You know the rules:

• Continue the story from the previous post (hooked bug not allowed).
• No multiple posts.
• Story ends in many days (or when warm up wr is <14.00).

Minor info about Irbot to get you going. I will update this list as the story evolves to keep it easier to remember.

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Name: Irbot
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Height: ?
Weight:  ?
Parents: ?
Siblings: ?
Music: ?
Friends: ?
Enemies: ?
Favorite music: ?
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Once upon a time there was a guy called Irbot. One day on the way home from work Irbot stumbled upon ...

[abruzzi]

rly. shut up. this forum doesnt need another low-iq senseless spam-topic. go to another forum, i know you're active on many.

[welle]

Once upon a time there was a guy called Irbot. One day on the way home from work Irbot stumbled upon ...

... Robot Unicorn Attack and instantly fell in gay robot love. Unfortunately ...

[Lee]

story ruined. robot's don't have genders. irbot sounds like a human name

[Xiphias]

edit: btw where does it say it's a robot?

[abruzzi]

edit: btw where does it say it's a robot?

havent i already told you to shut up?

[niN]

edit: btw where does it say it's a robot?

havent i already told you to shut up?

berh you sometimes make me a little bit annoyed. But you know what really chears me up and completely turns me around? Watching some of your Moposite profile photos.

[abruzzi]

Thanks, but really face it katten this topic is spammy as hell, and it's totally useless, boring, low-iqish.

[Grace]

As much as i love stories, abruzziface is right.

[teajay]

as much as I care, you're all very right. The reason why I keep visiting this forum and posting here is because of nostalgia. I feel I've lost much of my earlier interest in the elma scene, but there's still something left. Or otherwise; I like to think people read my posts thoroughly and feel enlightened afterwards, as if having a very good conversation with people you'd normally never talk with, due to distance limitations.

[abruzzi]

I love you, because you're actually objective, sincere and honest, moreover you've always got something interesting to say. Nevertheless it's hard nowadays to squeeze you, because of lack of interesting threads.

[teajay]

Make the better out of it.

[Lee]

i'll start it right:

Once upon a time there was a guy called Irbot. One day on the way home from work Irbot stumbled upon ...

A $100 bill on the pavement. As he leaned over to pick it up, he felt something very ...




pls don't make this sexual

[A.K.B.]

...rough, it was the surface of an old rusted box that was left in the pavement. At first Irbot thought nothing of it after his $100 find, but something inside of him made him pick it up, he opened it out of curiosity only to find...