I stumbled upon a funny Berh joke so I thought why not make a Mock and Troll Berh topic. The joke I read was:
Use your imagination. No limitations!fun wrote:Berh can't fuck with girls, so he has to fuck with levels.
Each joke submitted will get you one troll point. Joke of the day will be awarded with five troll points.
So release your inner troll now and be a part of the Anti Berh campaign. You can make a difference!
Top Trollers
- 40 points - Kiiwi
- 25 points - LousQ
- 16 points - jonharkulsykkel
- 16 points - teajay
- 14 points - Lukazz
- 10 points - Igge
- 9 points - Bismuth
- 9 points - Haruhi
- 7 points - Orcc
- 5 points - John
- 4 points - FinMan
- 3 points - Pab
- 2 points - totem
- 2 points - Xiphias
- 2 points - roope
- 2 points - welle
- 2 points - Ville_J
- 2 points - jonsterion
- 2 points - Ecchi
- 1 point - Zaraptor
- 1 point - portal32
- 1 point - CuLiNo
- 1 point - A.K.B.
- 1 point - Blud
Theme Joke Day - What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?
Theme Joke day is over and Haruhi won this time.
Monday 29th March 2010
Sketch a Berh day!
The rules are simple. Post a drawing of how you imagine what Berh looks like. May it be a portrait, friends laughing at him or even a picture of his loneliness in school while the other boys were playing football. Use your epic image-trollination.
The drawing should be no bigger than 450x450 pixels. File format either: .jpg, .gif or .png so it is watchable in the browser.
Winner earns 10 Troll Points and gets his drawing posted in the first post under Hall of Troll!
Tuesday 30th March 2010
Todays trolling consists of asking a trollable question and then the next user replies with a Berh Trolling answer and asks a new question. Plane and simple. Remember that it is not allowed to answer your own question!
example:
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Dude1
Q: Is Berh gay?
Dude2
A: yes
Q: Does Berh have AIDS?
Most creative answer gets 8 Troll Points
31st of March 2010 - Answer the Troller Day is over
Todays trolling will be normal Joke a Berh day. So start doing some "A Berh walks into a bar" or what ever'ish jokes you can come up with. =)
Happy trolling Trollers!
Late update on the Answer the Troller Day.
Hard to choose I'm afraid but the ironi in Kiiwi's question was unbearably funny as well as LousQ's nailed of an answer! Way to go you guys!
Kiiwi wrote:if berh could have kids....what would they be like?
LousQ wrote:Considering that it's next to impossible to go any lower than him, and that it's very unlikely for him to produce anything better than himself, his kids would probably be exactly like himself.
1st April 2010 - Joke of the day
5 extra Troll Points for you LousQ!LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.
2nd April 2010 - Extra special! - Trollable Hoylage Day
Since this is all Elma related I will throw in a new event.
Two brand new levels for you to hoyl.
TrollB01.lev
TrollB02.lev
Finish one of the levels, upload the replay and you instantly earn 2 Troll Points. So a total of 4 Points possible to get here!
Other than that the rules will be these:
Best Time in each level at the end of the day earns points as follows:
- 1st place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 2nd place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 3rd place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 4th place gets 4+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 5th place gets 2+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
Best Total Time at the end of the day earns following points (only for those who actually finish both of the levels):
- 1st place gets 15+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 2nd place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 3rd place gets 10+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 4th place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
- 5th place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
Changes may occur in the Troll Points system.
NOTICE
To avoid massive spammage I advice you to edit your post when you upload new replays.
Hall of Troll!
- jonharkulsykkel winner of Sketch a Berh Day on Monday 29th March 2010
This topic is for all users except Berh.