Elma-related jokes
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Stini, adi and AKB was out höyling when they reach a high wall, hovering just one and a half wheels in height over the ground.
They had to get over, 'cus there was some nice flower on the other side they would bring home to their gf.
After a short break they each found a method how to get by this wall.
Stini did a bugbounce, adi did ez pipedriving under the wall, and poor AKB is still standing there, trying to do the brutal.
They had to get over, 'cus there was some nice flower on the other side they would bring home to their gf.
After a short break they each found a method how to get by this wall.
Stini did a bugbounce, adi did ez pipedriving under the wall, and poor AKB is still standing there, trying to do the brutal.
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should hev been an xratio joke.
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fantasticCfilorvy wrote:Stini, adi and AKB was out höyling when they reach a high wall, hovering just one and a half wheels in height over the ground.
They had to get over, 'cus there was some nice flower on the other side they would bring home to their gf.
After a short break they each found a method how to get by this wall.
Stini did a bugbounce, adi did ez pipedriving under the wall, and poor AKB is still standing there, trying to do the brutal.
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hey, i don't hev gf anymore.
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you mean akb made brutal over but lost the rec
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:D
Though it was gonna be the old pirate strip though. Does anyone have it?
Though it was gonna be the old pirate strip though. Does anyone have it?
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came up with a nice treble recently
eol
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xiphias
eol
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polarix change that avatar pls, i dont like, scares me.
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yours scares me Pab. honestly, it makes me ROFL everytime i see it moving xD and polarix's one just makes me lulz
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Polarix avatar annoys me.
Pabs avatar makes me nostalgia.
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Pabs avatar makes me nostalgia.
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Every time I see Chris avatar i think, that some shit is walking on my monitor :/
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yall get used to it
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maybe instead of smapping u'd come up with some good elma joke? we havent had good ones for a long time
i'm in hurry atm so i'll just post my fav of jt:
i'm in hurry atm so i'll just post my fav of jt:
and cyre:Q. why does zworqy suck at elma?
A. because he's been playing for years and has had much time to practice and improve
cyre wrote: Q: Why did zweq quit elma for wow?
A: He didn't. He just accidentally deleted his cheat software while cleaning up his porn folder.
Q: Why doesn't MP have any wrs despite his obvious ability to get some?
A: Because he's afraid that having a world record in a computer game would label him as a nerd, which everyone else in the community knows he already is.
Q: Why does sierra always use complicated sentence structures?
A: Because he thinks it makes him seem intelligent in the eyes of others. Sadly, it rarely does.
Q: Why is SveinR so lovable?
A: Although the phrase "Even those, without whom SveinR's enemies would be considered as scarce, were considered as scarce." is not the answer to the question, it is the result of its premise. Maybe he's just so cute and cuddly.
Q: Why are jaytea and sierra so close with each other?
A: Because despite their constant attempts to tell themselves that their relationship is just "normal male bonding", deep down they both know it has always been much more.
Q: Why is ribot so messed up?
A: Your reality is the technodynamic reflection of the monochromatic plane on which your dampened cerebral cortex resides. You are irrevocably denied the profound preception of space time and your definitions are initially fraud and you don't know why it is so dimensional to calculate odds for probabilities to announce existence to ascendetianity for universal harmony lubricated by randonimities of fish with psychic cognitive abilities to run over abulised transcendance beatron of lucid dreams by transdimensional vortexes.
Q: Why have so many ppl joined in ribot's anti-abula movement?
A: Because being part of it gives them the comforting feeling of togetherness they haven't felt since early childhood when their mothers took them to the "school for special children".
Q: What's the difference between 8ball the kuski and the little toy '8ball' that answers your questions with random messages that rarely make any sense?
A: Diameter.
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These are terrible
Q: Who is the biggest kuski in stature?
A: talli (tall i.. eeehehe.. get it?)
Q: What does a kuski say when he sneeze?
A: axxu (like.. a-chuu)
Q: What do you call a weak norwegian kuski?
A: Zweqling (As in the norwegian word svekling.. Svekling = Weak person)
Q: What do you call two norwegian kuskies who is calling each other?
A: Toringe (To = two, ringe = to call)
Q: Which kuski sleep the most?
A: Lazy
Q: Which kuski drives the coolest car?
A: Sierra
Q: Which kuski has the coolest bike?
A: I wonder...
Q: Who is the biggest kuski in stature?
A: talli (tall i.. eeehehe.. get it?)
Q: What does a kuski say when he sneeze?
A: axxu (like.. a-chuu)
Q: What do you call a weak norwegian kuski?
A: Zweqling (As in the norwegian word svekling.. Svekling = Weak person)
Q: What do you call two norwegian kuskies who is calling each other?
A: Toringe (To = two, ringe = to call)
Q: Which kuski sleep the most?
A: Lazy
Q: Which kuski drives the coolest car?
A: Sierra
Q: Which kuski has the coolest bike?
A: I wonder...
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jonhascoolbike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joniiiiik DDDDDDD>>>>>
axxu is great cliforvy
joniiiiik DDDDDDD>>>>>
axxu is great cliforvy
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Q: What does usually happen when Jalli gets drunk?
A: He comes back home sewage-stinking with his broken bike on his back.
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Q: Why do girls love to fuck with milagros so much?
A: He never finishes.
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Q: Why does A.K.B is such a good sportsman?
A: When his angry dad turns off his comp he spams with his runs and jumps the stadium resultmeters until they say 'stack overflow'.
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Q: Why is Abula still mentioned as the number one operator although he did nothing during last several years?
A: Ops decide.
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Q: Do you really think it is impossible that the existence of three parallel gods behaving randomly during transferring their entities between the eight-dimensional black holes curving the space so that the things we experience at the moment have already happened in the future of the contrary universe?
A: OK. I got it. I SAW Zweq's WR!
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Q: Why are Mawane's teeth still funny?
A: He started in a live TV quiz about monsters to win some money for the teeth treatment. Simple questions, 3 seconds to answer...
Q: And what?
A: You know he had been relaxing with his bounce levels the week before. The final question was "What is DEAD, BRUTAL and BUGGY".
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Q: Hey, what's berh??
A: Oh, he's every belma hacker from the past and from the future, every cat angrily staring at you from the neighbour's roof, he's also some of the grey stones you mindlessly kick while having a walk.
A: He comes back home sewage-stinking with his broken bike on his back.
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Q: Why do girls love to fuck with milagros so much?
A: He never finishes.
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Q: Why does A.K.B is such a good sportsman?
A: When his angry dad turns off his comp he spams with his runs and jumps the stadium resultmeters until they say 'stack overflow'.
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Q: Why is Abula still mentioned as the number one operator although he did nothing during last several years?
A: Ops decide.
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Q: Do you really think it is impossible that the existence of three parallel gods behaving randomly during transferring their entities between the eight-dimensional black holes curving the space so that the things we experience at the moment have already happened in the future of the contrary universe?
A: OK. I got it. I SAW Zweq's WR!
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Q: Why are Mawane's teeth still funny?
A: He started in a live TV quiz about monsters to win some money for the teeth treatment. Simple questions, 3 seconds to answer...
Q: And what?
A: You know he had been relaxing with his bounce levels the week before. The final question was "What is DEAD, BRUTAL and BUGGY".
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Q: Hey, what's berh??
A: Oh, he's every belma hacker from the past and from the future, every cat angrily staring at you from the neighbour's roof, he's also some of the grey stones you mindlessly kick while having a walk.
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you earned thatabruzzi wrote:Q: Hey, what's berh??
A: Oh, he's every belma hacker from the past and from the future, every cat angrily staring at you from the neighbour's roof, he's also some of the grey stones you mindlessly kick while having a walk.
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Oh, funny jokes. Looks like you devoted some time for those!
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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abruzzi wrote:
Q: Why do girls love to fuck with milagros so much?
A: He never finishes.
Best . Joke . Ever.
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdCfilorvy wrote: Q: Which kuski has the coolest bike?
A: I wonder...
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I don't get the joke about me, laughed at others, but don't get mine.
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Haha! The joke about you was a joke.A.K.B. wrote:I don't get the joke about me, laughed at others, but don't get mine.
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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Why did berh go to the grocery store?
-To work there for the rest of his life after dropping out of school
-To work there for the rest of his life after dropping out of school
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Where is the joke though?
< roopemies> horror and frustrating and can't play, sounds just like you
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shhh maybe won't drop out this time
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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Q: Why did kuski cross the road?
A: Because alternate route was nekhill.
A: Because alternate route was nekhill.
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Q: What's the most important thing when höyling wcup lev for 5 mins in Sunday morning?
A: Brake fast
A: Brake fast
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:D Sorry!! I'm not in a team anymore, so sadly theres nothing to join!
Very good to hear from you again though, miss you in EOL!!
love, igge
Very good to hear from you again though, miss you in EOL!!
love, igge
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Who is the patron saint of Ramone's cups? -St. Oke
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Pab/Tatoo=Potato
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Yesterday chris only greeted everyone once - it was the week's hi light
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What player best describes the sauna experience at FEM?
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When will Bjenn arrive to FEM this year?
On the 29th
On the 29th
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
(Devann) u are the master of your own universe. remember that
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And i C S ?roope wrote:What player best describes the sauna experience at FEM?
icwiener
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maybe a bit out-of-date but still kiinda valid:
what is Chris' ideal of woman?
she should be flat
what is Chris' ideal of woman?
she should be flat
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
(Devann) u are the master of your own universe. remember that
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some of these might be bad or offensive. sry
One day, Nekit axxudentally falls down an hill, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
After hearing this, Nekit goes:
sorry im bad undd you(
mortal = ?))) heaven = ?)))
One day, YEAHS axxudentally misses a bounce while hoyling, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
After hearing this, YEAHS goes:
- I didn't quite hear you, but this place looks familiar...
God responded as follows:
- You see, my child, this Heaven is barely anything than some islands, floating high up in the sky...
- Islands in the Sky, you say?
And so, YEAHS gets onto his bike and drives 12 WR.
One day, b0ne axxudentally pops too much in short time, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
b0ne decides that he doesn't like the place. He pops a hole into the ground with his bike and falls down freely through it. And so he gets 44 WR.
One day, Stini axxudentally almost gets an internal error from a too buggy bounce, but instead his body gets torn and he dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. He gets on his bike and bugbounces through Heaven's borders. Stini is now floating in nothingness, and his 47 WR soon gets beated by Mielz.
One day, Abula finally gets 39tt, but his brain being unable to handle this kind of achievement explodes and he dies.He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
Abula gets onto his supercomputer, bans God from the server and locks the gate. After realizing what he has done, he unbans God, unlocks the gate and moves Heaven to Trash and testing instead.
One day, milagros dies from a brain hemorrhage after coding too much. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
milagros enters the gate but sees no one there. Rading his thoughts, God says:
- You know, my child, everyone has his own personalised Heaven. This one's only for you, and no one else.
Perplexed, milagros boots up his supercomputer and starts writing an asslong code. He eventually releases it as Heaven Online, meeting up with all of the aforementioned. A few years later, thinking the code he's written is shit, he exits the gates of Heaven Online, constantly screaming at the others from the outside, so everyone can hear.
One day, Smibu dies from a heart attack because I ran out of reasons sorry. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven Online's gates.
Smibu, after hearing milagros scream about how bad Heaven Online is, excitedly starts a new project called Heaven 2. After 1000 years of him working, God gets bored and puts him into Hell. Here, all people along with their leader DarMoeD happily wait for him because he released SmibuSL. Everyone in Hell is now happy.
One day, jonsykkel goes for a ride on his kul sykkel but his sykkel is too kul for him to handle, so he drives it into a wall and dies in the crash. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven Online's gates.
jonsykkel, after hearing milagros scream about how bad Heaven Online is, starts working on okeHeaven. His project is finished in less than 1 month. Everyone in Heaven is now happy.
One day, Balazs Rozsa dies of old age because he doesnt blay elma so impsy die there.
He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- I see that my successor has arrived. Come take my place.
Balazs enters the gates, looks over the throne God just sat up from, and sees all the interesting projects based on Heaven. He disregards all of them and instead releases Heaven 2, which is basically the old Heaven but with worse physics and it's not even online - at least the clouds move now, which is cool. Since Balazs is now practically God, he still hears all the complaints about Heaven 2. Instead of making it more similar to okeHeaven, he exits Heaven 2's gate, promising a new update, never axxually releasing it. People now move back to okeHeaven. Everyone becomes happy again, except Balazs, who is sad because no one pays for Heaven 2 full access.
One day, Nekit axxudentally falls down an hill, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
After hearing this, Nekit goes:
sorry im bad undd you(
mortal = ?))) heaven = ?)))
One day, YEAHS axxudentally misses a bounce while hoyling, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
After hearing this, YEAHS goes:
- I didn't quite hear you, but this place looks familiar...
God responded as follows:
- You see, my child, this Heaven is barely anything than some islands, floating high up in the sky...
- Islands in the Sky, you say?
And so, YEAHS gets onto his bike and drives 12 WR.
One day, b0ne axxudentally pops too much in short time, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
b0ne decides that he doesn't like the place. He pops a hole into the ground with his bike and falls down freely through it. And so he gets 44 WR.
One day, Stini axxudentally almost gets an internal error from a too buggy bounce, but instead his body gets torn and he dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. He gets on his bike and bugbounces through Heaven's borders. Stini is now floating in nothingness, and his 47 WR soon gets beated by Mielz.
One day, Abula finally gets 39tt, but his brain being unable to handle this kind of achievement explodes and he dies.He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
Abula gets onto his supercomputer, bans God from the server and locks the gate. After realizing what he has done, he unbans God, unlocks the gate and moves Heaven to Trash and testing instead.
One day, milagros dies from a brain hemorrhage after coding too much. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven's gates.
milagros enters the gate but sees no one there. Rading his thoughts, God says:
- You know, my child, everyone has his own personalised Heaven. This one's only for you, and no one else.
Perplexed, milagros boots up his supercomputer and starts writing an asslong code. He eventually releases it as Heaven Online, meeting up with all of the aforementioned. A few years later, thinking the code he's written is shit, he exits the gates of Heaven Online, constantly screaming at the others from the outside, so everyone can hear.
One day, Smibu dies from a heart attack because I ran out of reasons sorry. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven Online's gates.
Smibu, after hearing milagros scream about how bad Heaven Online is, excitedly starts a new project called Heaven 2. After 1000 years of him working, God gets bored and puts him into Hell. Here, all people along with their leader DarMoeD happily wait for him because he released SmibuSL. Everyone in Hell is now happy.
One day, jonsykkel goes for a ride on his kul sykkel but his sykkel is too kul for him to handle, so he drives it into a wall and dies in the crash. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- Greetings, fellow mortal, I am God. You're now in front of Heaven Online's gates.
jonsykkel, after hearing milagros scream about how bad Heaven Online is, starts working on okeHeaven. His project is finished in less than 1 month. Everyone in Heaven is now happy.
One day, Balazs Rozsa dies of old age because he doesnt blay elma so impsy die there.
He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in front of it. Suddenly, the old man starts speaking in an eerie, sharp tone:
- I see that my successor has arrived. Come take my place.
Balazs enters the gates, looks over the throne God just sat up from, and sees all the interesting projects based on Heaven. He disregards all of them and instead releases Heaven 2, which is basically the old Heaven but with worse physics and it's not even online - at least the clouds move now, which is cool. Since Balazs is now practically God, he still hears all the complaints about Heaven 2. Instead of making it more similar to okeHeaven, he exits Heaven 2's gate, promising a new update, never axxually releasing it. People now move back to okeHeaven. Everyone becomes happy again, except Balazs, who is sad because no one pays for Heaven 2 full access.
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