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breaking news - elasto mania is over

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good news everybody finally there is now a game that is better than elma, you dont have to play elma anymore
the game is called vater pipe game and is better than elma so there is no reason to continue playing elma as of today
the game is about makeing vater go into the computers
here is the link for the game: http://oz.kiev.ua/nw/

seeing as now elma is obsolete, i suggest the owners of all elma related websites including elastomania.com, moposite.com, elmaonline.net, kopasite.net, stats.sshoyer.net etc etc.. take down their websites and release the domains. it might be a good idea to leave mopolauta running for a few weeks so everyone involved in the scene gets a chance to read the good news, i suppose all the other topics can be deleted already though. a trusted russian elmer will be assigned to the task of translating this message to the russian elma forum

if you have previously won any trophies in elma related contests such as cups or bear battles, it would be best if you could mail them to me so i can make sure they will be recycled properly

finally most importantly i advise you to delete your elma folder and any backups in order to free up hard drive space
if you want to keep it you can, no problem, but be aware that your computer is in all likelyhood already infected with my undetectable trojan i put in eol plus that spreads to any executable present on the system
this virus allows me to perform a remote formatting of all drives ensuring u will only play vater pipe game

anyway have a good day
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Why jon started to troll?

stats.sshoyer.net is now this trollo prog too :(
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wtf is this? :mrgreen:

jonsykkel pls return elmastats! (and read suggestions there too).

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Hoyled it a bit in the past but it seems that if you're playing for the score, the role of luck is tremendous. You have to restart the game many many many times waiting for a good starting position, and then you'll probably fuck it up because you'll get too excited. Playing just for finish, without looking at the score, is very fun though.

btw the author, entryway, also made the most popular classic style port of Doom 1/2. He's one of the most talented and respected programmers in the Doom community.
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kuchitsu wrote:if you're playing for the score, the role of luck is tremendous.
i wouldnt say trenemdos, when i hoyled 30x30 i got prety consistently 2800-3000, and it was hard to say/prove did i get wors scor cuz of bad play or luck. but sure luck mater's-ed
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When i press "Start" i cant search .dat file to update times
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Oh, I was talking about 5x5 specifically. With bigger board it's of course a lot more stable.
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its not funny now, jon.
I have lot of improvements, 42mc and want to check it!

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what a shilling
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