I`m NOT AUTHOR of it, I only translate this because I like this story))
Real author don't very like it, so I spoiled his name. maybe will unspoil later.
(i tried to save all punctuation in it)
What do you Think, how many elma players in the world.....what?? A lot?? Yes, really a lot ....
And how many of them...we...every of us...knows...what?? Yes..FEW!!! But why??
We know only some of them...somebody have a lot of playing friends, some of us is interested in only, so to speak, the elite...without recognizing others for players??
But, have you ever thought?? perhaps somewere among us, somewhere among ordinary players, there is the BEST, the CHOOSEN ONE...
YOU say, "Well, who could be BEtter than Darmoed? ZWeq? Jeppe? other pro elasto gamers??
But when you consider that somewhere in the middle of Siberia....in a small village called Bumfuckinsk...where peolpe do not live but survive...a little boy is sitting at the computer...(for example PI 166 SVGA 1Mb Hdd 0 3Gb...connected by old accumulator....simply the father could not find better for his son in 500 km area)
...and in its hard disk...nooo...not porn photos of Pamela Anderson... and he isnt a small hacker who hacks into the pentagon...he sits and plays ELastomania...which fortunately was in his computer (we will miss the story of its appearing to computer)...
And so, he sits and plays by idleness...and not just playing...by 10 hours a day...and only because...he hasnt friends...he is too small for working...and he has no worries...
And if you think...how old is elastomania...(even if the boy had the first version)...which level of playing he will reach after 2-3 years?? There are two variants, the first - he's playing worse than any ordinary player ...the second - he reached such limit (TT 2x.xx.xx), which no one Elmer in the world did??
YOu say - and what the f..k I saying this demagogy??? No - I do not say that there is someone who is better than today stars...I know that they are...I'm just make them A CHALLENGE!!!! I make a CHALLENGE to everybody....!!!
And what I offer...There are 54 levels in whole Elastomania?? 54?? yes??...haha..nothing like this...there are 55.., 55 levels?? You will say, what I mean??
I think that if there are 55 levels in the game - then you need to pass all 55..i not just pass...but to pass in perfection ...to pass, like nobody done it before!!
No I'm not mad...I looked the map of 55th level...looked where is the flower...looked the flight path...and...Nothing is impossible...
Many times I watched Slesk replays, and make sure more and more that it is possible...many times we had seen bonus jumps, such sudden and fast, when a biker takes off at high speed...I sat behind this 55 level for about 2 weeks...5-7 HOURS a day...I dont say that I'm such a super player...but I have achieved some results...and when, after 3 hours of the game, it becomes boring...when I`m sick of that i ran into a wall and beat...beat about it..and no any results...And in this moment that boy appeared before my eyes....I see how he playing...how the bike in his arms make such things...I see his Best times of 55 level...and not just Best times...there are ten lines with the same time...and wHy?? because it is really impossible to do better....And in this moment, I, like a lion, rush on it and go on... But perhaps...although it is exaclty...I'm not so pro...so I cant....
Elmers All Over The Planet!!!! YOU must do It!!!! If you will not pass it - the game will be unfinished...and soon it will be forgotten!!! I would be very happy - if it will make our - RUssian elmer!!! GOod luck to you Guys!!! DARE!!!!
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From the AUthor!!! : Everyone understand my writings how he wants ...well, but I...I go... a little bike...10 cups of coffee and sleepless night are waiting me...good luck...
-=[/spoiled name]=-
2004
