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Fun times isnt sucky...not as bad as Click Clock Cluck anyway...or any of those Testing topics...
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clcyl lkci lcukl is a money making thing so that cant qualify as a rude topic
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Ky.Jelly wrote:clcyl lkci lcukl is a money making thing so that cant qualify as a rude topic
Maybe not everybody knows that, first time I was there I didn't read the first post and thaught people were just saying "click" for fun. Now I know you say click caus you clicked on all the links in the first post and make money for the beloved moposite. Hmm, I'm not sure if I'm aloud to speak about this in another topic. I will check that...

edit: it says something like not advertise it public, I don't think this will be a problem
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SveinR wrote:
chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...
Hmm, shouldn't this be "A post a day keeps your PPD on 1.00" ? A post a day isn't more or less than a post a day... 8O
The secret is in tha word: "keeps" maybe your PPD is now about 1.43, a post a day will keep it at least 1.00...
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Yeah, I knew I was right...
except it should be "...keeps your ppd at at least 1.00"[/b]
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plugging in the network cable is a lot easier than fooking with the IP setting first, Morale- check all cables
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yeah, and if something doesnt work, turn it off...then back on...it'll work now
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never rely on work computers, or school ones for that matter
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Ky.Jelly wrote:never rely on work computers, or school ones for that matter
Never rely on mine either..... it's only 200mhz
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Schools/Colleges/Workplaces all try to save money on PCs, they but mass produced, crap PCs which will run possibly 2 programs at a time if youre lucky, they'll crash, reset and basically go wrong just when youre saving something so you'll lose everything. Theyre all shabby and cant be trusted...or used.
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don't read this forum, that will save you a lot of time
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jw wrote:don't read this forum, that will save you a lot of time
you only need to read it for about 30seconds a day, you time must be super expensive


.dont ever think your to important for other things.
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Spelling is more imporant than you think...make sure you can speel properly. Spelling properly includes (not) using dumbass abbreviations.

(That 'speel' was a joke by the way)
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chux wrote:Spelling is more imporant than you think...make sure you can speel properly. Spelling properly includes (not) using dumbass abbreviations.

(That 'speel' was a joke by the way)
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do not tell the hair dressers they can do what they want, it often turns out shit
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hm thank you, gonna have one tomorrow ;O

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if u are so stupid to drink more than 1 bottle of tiquilla, throw up!
if you don't it is possible that u can't eat for over 4 days and don't wanna eat lemon for over 4 years
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Make sure your hair guy actuall ypays attention to your hair...he totally forgot the back of my head and now i have what will soon be a mullet
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be careful, some gay hairdressers think mullets are way cool
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stay home from school and u won't need to sit here liek me..
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if you get drunk and fall asleep and lock everybody else outside there is nobody left to give you a bj... :(
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all ways check the photos on your fone, you dont want someone else to look at them and find that there are dodgy ones there you didnt know it
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that's right.
but it also a good tip to remove the photo index print from the enveloppe with pictures you want to show to your girlfriend after you had allready removed the pohotographs of you naked with a strange naked girl
edit: and the negatives... (depends on your girlfriend, but just in case...)
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dude, this is tip of the day, not of the bihour or anything else, 1 a day otherwise it gets passed off as spam
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the post at 12.xx was yesterday for me...
(got in bed really late)

edit: but you are right that was allready my 3rd one, sorry
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3 for the day?
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BigRed wrote:3 for the day?
tipical aussie tip

tip. make sure you work computer has onboard sound card, ez music and the boss will almost never notice
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buy those "how to save book" not only are they damn funny, but you will prolly learn more than in "Tip of the Day"
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go out and get a grand job :mrhat:
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Like a job at Maccas you mean :D
Hopefully I will get a job soon....
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sports results will not be different than they where the night before just becaus you drunk to much to remember what they where, pfft rugby sax
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speaking of maccas.... Flika has like 6 burns on his arm from working at red rooster... hahaha :lol:

nah but they make him look strong :?:
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sleeping in the sun leads to the worse sorta sunburn
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Dont do today............you'll only have to do it again anyway
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active it up

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be extremely active... that means you shouldn't still be on that computer!!

(find 30 hehe)
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HAYDNATOR wrote:be extremely active... that means you shouldn't still be on that computer!!

(find 30 hehe)
you may have noticed this is tip of the day not tips of the day
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ky.jelly... stop crying over everything i post.... go bust some 300kmh cop chases down a steep hill or sumthing because i only had one tip in my post... :roll:
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LOL its on with ky jelly and haydo :lol:

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HAYDNATOR wrote:because i only had one tip in my post... :roll:
lmao your an idiot, i didnt say you posted 2 tips in one post, just two in one day, bango, then again i suppose that depends on your time zone, bango aussie always behind us. welcome to my future

if you fart for six years 184 days and 14 hours, you have produced enought energy for me to have a cup of coffee
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Ky.Jelly wrote:
lmao your an idiot, i didnt say you posted 2 tips in one post, just two in one day, bango, then again i suppose that depends on your time zone, bango aussie always behind us. welcome to my future

if you fart for six years 184 days and 14 hours, you have produced enought energy for me to have a cup of coffee
Yeah thats really cool :roll: ... how many hours of your life did you waste on your computer to find out that one??? :lol:

I think that i haven't posted 2 tips of the day in one day because as you mentioned, i am in a better time zone... :P

so yeah i think im done making you wah wah and ima gonna leave this argument too...
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i would just like to point out ky that your stupid signature is incredibly not funny, please change it.

ps if you say wah wah when you reply you are gay
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emm its funny how none of the other aussies had a problem with it, these new interbreding ones come along and start wahhing about it
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I really must say this is an extremely interesting discussion to read..not.

At least make some valid points in your argument instead of pointless comments like Flika's last one, please.


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lol, idiath

sex before exams may not help you pass, but at least you will be in a good mood
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if u are in the supermarket to buy beer and are too lazy to buy food remember that when u are home you will be even more lazy and it's even worse to go back to the supermarket to buy food and if you drink some beers it's getting worse and worse, so tip of today: buy food when you can, cos i really can't make me to go to the supermarket no and i don't want a pizza again
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You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...
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tip:

when u play 1 hour tt.. just be sure to complete the lev, a 2 min time is better than a 10 min time ook :D
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