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Ok so i noticed that me and my incredibly sexy voice have teh multi talent and well i so bored that i use my talent for lots of cool stuff, this timez i do teh audio for YOU
so get in touch with me and i do teh english talking for you, maybe you need pronounciation or teh listen to some omg goad english, ez just pm or mail me your sentence or teh word you wana me say, i convert all to .mp3 so goad quality and nat too big filesz
ez ill send to you or upload if you get me on #across, prefer stuffs under 5mins, but if longer you can just send me moneys okay ;))

so waht are you waiting for, make me do teh english to teh max ;)
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Ok, send me teh lines as well, and I'll show u what its all about :X

Heah, maybe not sach insane english as my man ky omg, but heah - just gimmie teh lines :S

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imo this was advertising ;)
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Ky.Jelly wrote:imo this was advertising ;)
imo it wasn't elma-related 8O
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SveinR wrote:
Ky.Jelly wrote:imo this was advertising ;)
imo it wasn't elma-related 8O
maybe they should just give me my own forum :roll:
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send me the lines and ill do the english too = ) or maybe give me foreign language and ill try to pronounce it ... how funny would that be :P
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Juish wrote:send me the lines and ill do the english too = ) or maybe give me foreign language and ill try to pronounce it ... how funny would that be :P
Would you try to pronounce this in Dutch?

Door de gigantische afwijking van mijn prognose met de echte groepen is het, mede gezien het slechte weer, noodzakelijk gebleken om het rooster sterk om te gooien. Dit heeft voor sommige mensen, zoals Gerard en Guusje, vervelende gevolgen als zij inmiddels zelf plannen hebben gemaakt voor het weekend, op basis van het achtste rooster. Ik kan jullie boosheid en frustraties zeer goed begrijpen. Ik ben zelf alles behalve blij met deze drastische last-minute verandering. Ik plan dingen ook graag ruim van te voren in...
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i will as soon as i get my mic fixed, damn teh fack i posted this and like my mic stuffed up about 2 days later, i owe people lots of mad english phrases, but yeah ill give it a go asap
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Ok, if more people send me a mp3 file or whatever audio file I can give them also points for the most funny tries, the best Dutch pronouncing and nicest voice and whatever.

I think it will be fun to listen to it. Most foreign people have so much difficulties with pronouncing G's...

If people want I can maybe upload a Dutch pronouncing later.
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jw wrote:Door de gigantische afwijking van mijn prognose met de echte groepen is het, mede gezien het slechte weer, noodzakelijk gebleken om het rooster sterk om te gooien. Dit heeft voor sommige mensen, zoals Gerard en Guusje, vervelende gevolgen als zij inmiddels zelf plannen hebben gemaakt voor het weekend, op basis van het achtste rooster. Ik kan jullie boosheid en frustraties zeer goed begrijpen. Ik ben zelf alles behalve blij met deze drastische last-minute verandering. Ik plan dingen ook graag ruim van te voren in...
can we get a translation of that, would like to know what im rambling on about
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Ok, I will give it a try but my english is so worse that I'm not sure if it makes sence... (In Dutch it didn't make to much sense too...)

Due to a gigantic difference between the prognoses and the real groups it is, also because of the bad weather, necessary to change the schedule to the max. This has for some people, like Gerard and Guusje, irritating consequences if they had already makes plans for the weekend, based on the 8th schedule. I can understand your anger and frustrations to the max. I’m self everything except happy with the dramatic last minute changes. I like to plan things a long time in before too…
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so lolz at saying "to teh max" in the foriegn
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Ky.Jelly wrote:so lolz at saying "to teh max" in the foriegn
maybe "changed it strongly" would be a better translation, or even: "turned the schedule upside down strongly"....
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http://www.mxb.dk/upload2/Juish_speaks_dutch.zip <=== see even the canadian can do it
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omg this is even worse than i expected, so f#cking funny!

come on, who is the next who dares to send me his recording?

(i made my own recording 2 minutes ago and will send it to everyone who send me his recording.)
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Haha, so OMG funny, juish! :lol:
even funnier is when you pronounce some words the french way! :wink:
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Juish, I send your an email to your hotmail account, but it bounced.
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jw wrote:omg this is even worse than i expected, so f#cking funny!

come on, who is the next who dares to send me his recording?

(i made my own recording 2 minutes ago and will send it to everyone who send me his recording.)
Hmm, maybe I'll try on friday. I guess Norwegian pronounciation can't THAT far from Dutch..or =)
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Let's hope for something really different. :twisted:
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i whane hear ky say 'fish and chips'
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has been done, ask juble or cuz for the .mp3 file
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I really wanna here some hungarian guy speaking dutch! 8)
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Ky.Jelly wrote:has been done, ask juble or cuz for the .mp3 file
haha, i thought someone might have beaten me to it
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ye, its a pretty common thing from you tards, read my sig for future reference
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jw wrote:Ok, if more people send me a mp3 file or whatever audio file I can give them also points for the most funny tries, the best Dutch pronouncing and nicest voice and whatever.

I think it will be fun to listen to it. Most foreign people have so much difficulties with pronouncing G's...

If people want I can maybe upload a Dutch pronouncing later.
Oki, made a recording now. I tried to convert the .wav to .mp3, but it only got 200kb smaller, plus it got some weird "plucking" sounds for some reason. The .wav is about 700kb, you want me to mail you or is it enough to upload and tell link here?
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mail me for sure:

tijsjoris@planet.nl
bango@planet.nl

one of those :wink:
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Ok, I zipped it (down to 160kb) here:

http://www.geocities.com/sveinrunesaxru ... _dutch.zip

(Probably need right click-> save target as, or paste in address bar)
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wow, that was just great! Some places you could here some really good dutch! 'verandering' was spoken well. :)
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damn why i have to be at work ;P, ez download as soon as i get home
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Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland :)
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Dariuz wrote:Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland :)
autsj... :P
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Heah, thanks :)
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Flat Tracker wrote:
Dariuz wrote:Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland :)
autsj... :P
well,... its true isn't it
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just say if u want to try some fin :D
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put some text up. i wanna hear some swed talk fin...
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ok if somebody want to try out...

Pääsiäisruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mämmi eli makea herkullinen jälkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pääruoka pääsiäisenä. Kaupassa myydään lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat käärittyinä nätteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisällä on yleensä jokin yllätys

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Yikes! I am not gonna try that! 8O
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why not...
i would but i can finnish so it wouldnt be a challenge... but it would be so funny to hear u guys talking about the finnish easter
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But i don't even know how to speak out those ä when there are like 6 in a seven letter word. :?
For me this just looks like 'Bhjui Kolrttatk UUiuuNHJjkb |IJk;kkneeqe' 8O
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maybe i should give u finnish spelling tutorial with abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzåäö
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it' s very hard ,oki!
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pronounce like it is written. two a:s prounounce it lika a long a and so on
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never stopped laughin at that "pronounce like its written". of cuz aa could be spelled ee, or ii spelled oo. its just smt u have learnt from child times.
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well zweq. write then your master tutorial and learn all people in world to speak finnish.

edit: of cuz i depends on what u learned. i forgot that. pronounce it like it should be in finnish and everything will be fine :wink:
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yep but still it wouldnt help, cuz ppl wouldnt know how to make such sound. This is a good example, we have had some woman visiting from wales in our school for 6 months, and she still cant pronounce "R" like we fins pronounce it, pure tongue work :wink:
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yea the people here from skåne cant pronounce a tounge R.

nobody even wanna try da cool language
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Don't forget this topic. Somebody please try, we won't laugh.:roll:
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Zweq wrote:ok if somebody want to try out...

Pääsiäisruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mämmi eli makea herkullinen jälkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pääruoka pääsiäisenä. Kaupassa myydään lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat käärittyinä nätteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisällä on yleensä jokin yllätys

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Zweq wrote:
Zweq wrote:ok if somebody want to try out...

Pääsiäisruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mämmi eli makea herkullinen jälkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pääruoka pääsiäisenä. Kaupassa myydään lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat käärittyinä nätteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisällä on yleensä jokin yllätys

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Post by teajay »

Guess what, I won a mic at a lan party (having best elma-tt in one hour I think :P ) so I can give it a shot. I try to think of it. :)
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