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It's the most pressing question on anybody's mind - am I a nolif0r? Dare I honour myself with this elite title? Or do I still need more work? This quiz should clear shit up. The numbers in brackets are the points for an answer. Add up your points and check out how co0l you are according to the target times at the bottom.

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1. You have been playing Elma/Across for:

- less than 6 months (1)
- about a year (2)
- over 2 years (3)
- five years or more (4)

2. You use IRC mainly for:

- what is IRC? (1)
- file sharing (2)
- battling, acrossing (3)
- #ranks (4)

3. You go to parties:

- at least once a week (1)
- at least once a month (2)
- once every 3 months (3)
- this question does not make sense (4)

4. You masturbate:

- not very often, i have sex instead (1)
- once or twice in a week (2)
- once daily (3)
- several times a day (4)

5. Of these sports, you prefer:

- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)

6. You have been to:

- no elma meetings or LAN parties (1)
- one elma meeting (2)
- three elma meetings or more (3)
- i can't answer this question because some n00b is about to frag me and my latency is two points too high (4)

7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:

- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)

8. You use mopolauta mainly to:

- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)

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Okiz then add the scores and see how you did:

10 points or less - Bad luck, it seems you probably actually have kind of a life

11-18 points - Still quite n00b, you need to cut down on your socializing ffs

19-27 points - Impressive; you are well on your way to eternal misery

28-32 points - OMG L33TOR! You are an extreme nolif0r. Max gratz o/
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i got: 16

sax, ez better
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19 points ¨=)
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22 \o/
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ez 18 haha
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Somewhere in here: 19-27 points - Impressive; you are well on your way to eternal misery
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16... i guess i got too much of a social life now, i'll go play the helicopter game for about 6 hours and now we'll talk :wink:
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16 as well!
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25

well´, atleast not over 27 :P
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12 points :P
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The_BoneLESS wrote:16... i guess i got too much of a social life now, i'll go play the helicopter game for about 6 hours and now we'll talk :wink:
Same 16 for me, well don't stop before 4500 points (just stay in the middle), if you die that means: n00bs need höyla, and they get it, right? I really should quit that forum now, or I will get more points.
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13
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21 points for me..
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14
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only 22, maybe I can improve a bit in some categories.
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27 daame :(
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lolz axxu, yuo sach max nolif0r
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15
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23 i think
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i dont even know what a nolif0r is ut 26 pts
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17 points, but sometimes i feel like more sometimes less, depends on girls mostly : )
btw. i dont now family guy and chose - Chris (3)....
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24 without answering to question 7,dunno character names,but i prefer the little kid most.
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Rex wrote:24 without answering to question 7,dunno character names,but i prefer the little kid most.
That's Stewie.
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Rex wrote:24 without answering to question 7,dunno character names,but i prefer the little kid most.
then your score is 28. i knew you would do well in this :*
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20 for me O_o
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17, like my age :wink:
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17
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fuck you jt
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20 here.

Edit: 21.. just found out which one of the character the small kid was "Stewie"
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Post by The_BoneLESS »

sierra wrote:7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:

- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
I really think that Brian and Chris should swap places... Chris is way cooler than Brian.. :x
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come on........ Brian is witty, mature, down-to-earth

Chris is dumb and annoying. example:

Chris: Brown is the colour of poo!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.

(actual quote)
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i got 18... :)
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Post by The_BoneLESS »

sierra wrote:come on........ Brian is witty, mature, down-to-earth

Chris is dumb and annoying. example:

Chris: Brown is the colour of poo!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.

(actual quote)
Ok, you are right :? Good example :D

But, how come would Peter be first on the list...?

example :

Peter ( to Lois ) : Hey Lois, ... Diarrhea !
Lois : Hahaha, stop it Peter !
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Yea Peter can also be dumb, but normally it's in a funny random way, whilst I find Chris' dumbness to be just boring.

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Peter: Oh yeh. Like the time i forgot how to sit down

thats dumb :D
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22
I dont watch family guy but Ive seen that kid and he was pretty coal so I voted stewie there
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10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
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argh. would somebody please tell me what a nolif0r is? :cry:
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Rez wrote:argh. would somebody please tell me what a nolif0r is? :cry:
nolif0r is a person who don't have a life...
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Rez wrote:argh. would somebody please tell me what a nolif0r is? :cry:
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jw wrote:10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
my new best freind, damn if we are the most social here, ez elma got teh issues :P
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eh. 24-26 points. :P
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20 points :>
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Ky.Jelly wrote:
jw wrote:10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
my new best freind, damn if we are the most social here, ez elma got teh issues :P
yes, but still all of them read this "non-elma related discussion"....
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22z0rz. max diss on snook0rz;(
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i like pool, but snooker is too hard for me, so i chose rugby....
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13 woooow
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im no lif0r
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Post by ribot »

§. who goes to parties once a week? no one!

§. this question is wrang:
5. Of these sports, you prefer:

- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)

should have been:
1 soccer, tennis, body building, swimming; sports
2 across/elma
3 #ranks
4 winning tests like this

§. ok i dont get this; chris is clearly the l33test one of these. then going deeper into discussion, anyone could be the favorite.
7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:

- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)

§. You use mopolauta mainly to:[/i]

- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)
haha

funney test, high quality shit. still there could be more factors of being nolif0rs, but today i have so much life that i dont have time to write it now.
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ribot wrote:§. who goes to parties once a week? no one!
i do...
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