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Berh walks into a bar. He's never been to such a place and doesn't know what to do so he quits Leisure Suit Larry.
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How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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Berh walks into a bar, but finds himself not being able to reconnect.
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I'm too late for Q/A things but got one:

What does berh do when he is not spamming belma?

Is plarring dictionary to make a cool-looking lauta post with many words in it.
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Berh walks into a bar. He brags about it the next day.
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No, that's Mawane. ;x
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Igge pwns 2 more points for the Spambot Alert topic posts xD ill try to update now
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don't forget a finman, it also deserves one point
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.
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Berh walks into a bar. He finds a chick and gets laid. APRIL FOOLS =DDD
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What do you get when you cross shit with berh?

berh.
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What's the difference between berh and a pail filled with fresh, brown, soft, stinking shit?

The pail.
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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Re: Troll Berh

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Late update on the Answer the Troller Day.
Hard to choose I'm afraid but the ironi in Kiiwi's question was unbearably funny as well as LousQ's nailed of an answer! Way to go you guys!
Kiiwi wrote:if berh could have kids....what would they be like?
LousQ wrote:Considering that it's next to impossible to go any lower than him, and that it's very unlikely for him to produce anything better than himself, his kids would probably be exactly like himself.

1st April 2010 - Joke of the day
LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.
5 extra Troll Points for you LousQ!


2nd April 2010 - Extra special! - Trollable Hoylage Day
Since this is all Elma related I will throw in a new event.
Two brand new levels for you to hoyl.
TrollB01.lev
TrollB02.lev

Finish one of the levels, upload the replay and you instantly earn 2 Troll Points. So a total of 4 Points possible to get here!

Other than that the rules will be these:

Best Time in each level at the end of the day earns points as follows:
  • 1st place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 2nd place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 3rd place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 4th place gets 4+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 5th place gets 2+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Best Total Time at the end of the day earns following points (only for those who actually finish both of the levels):
  • 1st place gets 15+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 2nd place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 3rd place gets 10+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 4th place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
  • 5th place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Changes may occur in the Troll Points system.

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To avoid massive spammage I advice you to edit your post when you upload new replays.
BREAKING NEWS!
Due to trolling from several trollers you now have to PM me the replays.
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Stupid idea to upload replays in topic :roll:

i pmed them to you.

However, as a Trolling bonus, i made this lev last night and balled it.
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:beer:
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BREAKING NEWS!
Due to trolling from several trollers you now have to PM me the replays.
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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watch out with the trolls
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Sorry, but what are berhabdul doing to deserve all this? I haven't been following.
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Polarix wrote:Sorry, but what are berhabdul doing to deserve all this? I haven't been following.
He is tool. He posts fake times and does other hacks on belma.
Lousku wrote:could you mayke shorter sig please :( mega annoying and also against rules :()
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move move guys i feel undertrolled recently :?
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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wahts berh?
nothin'
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Raven wrote:wahts berh?
nothin'
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Berh is über.
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berh is an idiot idiot
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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abruzzi wrote:berh is an idiot idiot
Don't insult idiot idiot.
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abruzzi, you need to check your messages!
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some people actually think I'm berh .. lol
anyone wants nitro'ed belma.exe file?
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big deal, i got asked if i was john in disguise once.
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i want it xiph. would be cool to have some fun with it :D
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I added +10minute time to each finish you get xD could do more but I think 10minutes is enough xD but ez cheat in survivor/slowness battles =/=/=/ dunno if sharing would be good xd
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No, it would suck, gtfo
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Xiphias, i think your time in belma doesnt matter, just the time you used to finish so those 10 mins does not matter there.
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No, you're wrong, gtfo
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No, you're a berh, gtfo
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting
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FinMan wrote:Xiphias, i think your time in belma doesnt matter, just the time you used to finish so those 10 mins does not matter there.
I tested it online. It works.
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well, I'd play it (offline of course)
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Who's abruzzi?
- Berh

Who's Berh?
- berh

Who's berh?
- gay?!?
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Yo dawg, i heard you like nitros so i put berh to the belma

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