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wow, I want an mp3 player

do not lend out your $30 earphones to ANYONE, only one will work afterwards. :cry:
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A.K.B. said this before, but very important.

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fihlvein is the founder of this topic
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now I know who beat me in #battle. Actually no, I pwned him. sorry.

use proper gammer
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Follow every tip posted in this topic and be a perfect man!
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Every tip? That's an awful lot, dz.
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don't listen to dz :wink:
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tijsjoris wrote:Every tip? That's an awful lot, dz.
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Make a lev with internal errors(so when you start it it says: "Sorry internal error"). Then name it EXITELMA.lev
Fast and easy way to exit elma ;)
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don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.
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A.K.B. wrote:don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.
makes no sense... either you save the rec when u got a best time.. and THEN change lvl or you don't save rec and change lvl.

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Xiphias wrote:
A.K.B. wrote:don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.
makes no sense... either you save the rec when u got a best time.. and THEN change lvl or you don't save rec and change lvl.
It does make sense. If you get internal error some changes are forgotten. (not sure which)
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i make sense, neither of you do
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When you want exit Elma just press ESC, ESC, ESC and INTRO. And dont distribute : P
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Oh, didn' know you loose data when using my way :/ Otherwise max trick =D
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Don't play Smash Bros. 64 for hours on end to get WR's, you get painful blisters on your thumb. :(
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If you have a mongo signature, edit it!
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Good tip, listen to Sla for once.
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Ye, already done. :)
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A.K.B. wrote:Ye, already done. :)
I fail to see that. :?
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Kopaka wrote:I fail to see that. :?
Touché :*
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Post by A.K.B. »

big tip:

don't read my posts, they are usually whiny and If it's in general, I'll probably go on about brutal steppes, which seems to be ez as all of you hev done it now.
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Donate money to me, and I will travel to Brisbane and beat the hell out of A.K.B.

Just think about it. How nice wouldn't that be?

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Xiphias wrote:Just think about it. How nice wouldn't that be?

very
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tip: short and useless replies such as 'lol', ':D' and 'very' are not allowed and considered spam

tip: note that signatures aren't allowed to be more than 3 rows high

tip: don't be dani filth, if at all possible (or akb)
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I'm allowed more than three lines in sig, because I'm mongo. :D
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tip: little evil bunny won't take over the world until 2009, so take this chance to murder AKB, before he's already dead :wink:
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tip: don't murder pissy little dickheads.

I already said I was a pissy little dickhead, so therefore I am immune. :)
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akb what the hell happened to you man? You used to be generally normal :roll: now you're just as the bloody spam bots...
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Post by A.K.B. »

I turn into an idiot occasionally. :cry:

please, just ignore me for this period of time everyone, and THAT'S a GOOD TIP. :cry:
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Please, just see the last post of Napoleon...ez spamer #1 of Lauta : S
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Xiphias wrote:Don't pretend to love someone you don't! :P
very good one...

even better one: don't fuck a very good friend's sister (even if she is hot as hell) :!:

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kinghias wrote:don't fuck a very good friend's sister :!:
something happened this weekend that you wanna share with us? =P
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well, now after fucking her everything is REALLY messed up, no further explanation needed i think...
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Post by Grace »

adding to kinghias':

don't fuck a very good friends sister because then your dick goes droopy and your friend goes nuts at you.
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It depends on which grounds you're fucking the sister. If it is one night stand it might be bit of a problem, yes.


Tip: if you fuck the gorgeous sister of a very best friend of yours, then marry her.
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shit, actually log in when you come to lauta, fucking sucks sorting weeks of unread bulle :p
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Use 'Mark all forums read'
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tijsjoris wrote:Use 'Mark all forums read'
But that would be lying!
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Be sure to be quiet about it then!
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change bedclothes after sleeping with a black-haired girl when your girlfriend is blond (and vice versa) :!:
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