Tip of the Day

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 7 Dec 2006, 08:55

wow, I want an mp3 player

do not lend out your $30 earphones to ANYONE, only one will work afterwards.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 7 Dec 2006, 10:27

A.K.B. said this before, but very important.

don't be silly, protect your willy

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Dec 2006, 16:54

dont get addicted to pc

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 11 Dec 2006, 18:44

fihlvein is the founder of this topic

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 12 Dec 2006, 03:19

now I know who beat me in #battle. Actually no, I pwned him. sorry.

use proper gammer

dz · Post by dz » 12 Dec 2006, 16:51

Follow every tip posted in this topic and be a perfect man!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 12 Dec 2006, 17:39

Every tip? That's an awful lot, dz.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 13 Dec 2006, 01:53

don't listen to dz

dz · Post by dz » 13 Dec 2006, 16:24

tijsjoris wrote:Every tip? That's an awful lot, dz.

Do you know a perfect man? It's not easy but the ingredients are there.

niN · Post by **niN** » 13 Dec 2006, 22:59

Make a lev with internal errors(so when you start it it says: "Sorry internal error"). Then name it EXITELMA.lev
Fast and easy way to exit elma

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 13 Dec 2006, 23:45

don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 14 Dec 2006, 00:05

A.K.B. wrote:don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.

makes no sense... either you save the rec when u got a best time.. and THEN change lvl or you don't save rec and change lvl.

------
Don't pretend to love someone you don't!

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 14 Dec 2006, 14:17

Xiphias wrote:
A.K.B. wrote:don't listen to niN, or you will lose your best recs you drove.
makes no sense... either you save the rec when u got a best time.. and THEN change lvl or you don't save rec and change lvl.

It does make sense. If you get internal error some changes are forgotten. (not sure which)

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 14 Dec 2006, 14:32

i make sense, neither of you do

Sla · Post by **Sla** » 14 Dec 2006, 16:07

When you want exit Elma just press ESC, ESC, ESC and INTRO. And dont distribute : P

niN · Post by **niN** » 14 Dec 2006, 16:38

Oh, didn' know you loose data when using my way :/ Otherwise max trick =D

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 15 Dec 2006, 07:34

Don't play Smash Bros. 64 for hours on end to get WR's, you get painful blisters on your thumb.

Sla · Post by **Sla** » 18 Dec 2006, 16:07

If you have a mongo signature, edit it!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 18 Dec 2006, 19:49

Good tip, listen to Sla for once.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 19 Dec 2006, 03:32

Ye, already done.

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 19 Dec 2006, 03:38

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 19 Dec 2006, 16:17

A.K.B. wrote:Ye, already done.

I fail to see that.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 Dec 2006, 16:42

Kopaka wrote:I fail to see that.

TouchÃ© :*

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2006, 00:35

big tip:

don't read my posts, they are usually whiny and If it's in general, I'll probably go on about brutal steppes, which seems to be ez as all of you hev done it now.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 20 Dec 2006, 04:21

Donate money to me, and I will travel to Brisbane and beat the hell out of A.K.B.

Just think about it. How nice wouldn't that be?

Your friend
Xiphias

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2006, 04:27

Xiphias wrote:Just think about it. How nice wouldn't that be?

very

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 20 Dec 2006, 04:30

tip: short and useless replies such as 'lol', ':D' and 'very' are not allowed and considered spam

tip: note that signatures aren't allowed to be more than 3 rows high

tip: don't be dani filth, if at all possible (or akb)

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2006, 06:57

I'm allowed more than three lines in sig, because I'm mongo.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 20 Dec 2006, 07:33

tip: little evil bunny won't take over the world until 2009, so take this chance to murder AKB, before he's already dead

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2006, 08:35

tip: don't murder pissy little dickheads.

I already said I was a pissy little dickhead, so therefore I am immune.

niN · Post by **niN** » 20 Dec 2006, 08:55

akb what the hell happened to you man? You used to be generally normal

now you're just as the bloody spam bots...

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2006, 09:17

I turn into an idiot occasionally.

please, just ignore me for this period of time everyone, and THAT'S a GOOD TIP.

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 20 Dec 2006, 16:31

live with your heart.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 21 Dec 2006, 02:18

an apple a day keeps the herpes at bay

Sla · Post by **Sla** » 28 Dec 2006, 00:37

Please, just see the last post of Napoleon...ez spamer #1 of Lauta : S

kinghias · Post by **kinghias** » 28 Dec 2006, 00:40

Xiphias wrote:Don't pretend to love someone you don't!

very good one...

even better one: don't fuck a very good friend's sister (even if she is hot as hell)

edit: xiph quote added

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 28 Dec 2006, 00:43

kinghias wrote:don't fuck a very good friend's sister

something happened this weekend that you wanna share with us? =P

kinghias · Post by **kinghias** » 28 Dec 2006, 00:51

well, now after fucking her everything is REALLY messed up, no further explanation needed i think...

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 28 Dec 2006, 11:51

adding to kinghias':

don't fuck a very good friends sister because then your dick goes droopy and your friend goes nuts at you.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Dec 2006, 12:30

It depends on which grounds you're fucking the sister. If it is one night stand it might be bit of a problem, yes.

Tip: if you fuck the gorgeous sister of a very best friend of yours, then marry her.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 8 Jan 2007, 18:20

shit, actually log in when you come to lauta, fucking sucks sorting weeks of unread bulle :p

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Jan 2007, 20:05

Use 'Mark all forums read'

Post by **SveinR** » 8 Jan 2007, 21:04

tijsjoris wrote:Use 'Mark all forums read'

But that would be lying!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Jan 2007, 22:36

Be sure to be quiet about it then!

kinghias · Post by **kinghias** » 19 Mar 2007, 13:23

change bedclothes after sleeping with a black-haired girl when your girlfriend is blond (and vice versa)

dz · Post by dz » 19 Mar 2007, 16:13

Don't take stress, MAKE stress!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Apr 2007, 00:27

Enjoy the sun, and if you're skint0r, then buy sun protection!

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 5 Apr 2007, 03:27

runka to straight porn! o/

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Apr 2007, 07:34

don't ski in summer! unless it's on water!

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 23 Apr 2007, 16:31

Don't reheat two days old kebab leftover, it will taste like crap.