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[17:59:50] <BarTek--> the washing machine died during a program and now the hatch has jammed, cant open it lOL. all my clothes in there, rofl rolf rölf

[18:04:05] <BarTek--> heh i kicked the machine and shouted "tusan rövar oxo!". These yalla kids were sitting outside like 10 of them on a bench and looked at me. I gave them the "wtf u looking at" gesture with my hands - rofl - they all gave my the ghetto gesture back
[18:04:30] <BarTek--> like 10 small kids doing this to you: http://personal.monm.edu/MLEISER/Lindsa ... 0Side).JPG

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[21:18:25] <Fihlvein> exam + august + saturday
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[21:20:25] <Sierra`> u do it too
[21:22:39] <Fihlvein> no, tomorrow girl-free, was thinking about drinking whole day
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[21:23:15] <Sierra`> i'd love to join you
[21:25:27] <Fihlvein> np. Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam - Killteck (4:29) ¤¤¤ type "swink" to dl
[21:26:27] <ramone> sierra, girl free!
[21:27:10] <Sierra`> haha
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from #battle:

[10:59] <motoxer9> does any one else have lev?
[10:59] <Sierra`> i have kuk
[11:00] <motoxer9> whats that
[11:01] <Sierra`> you will never know :(
[11:01] <motoxer9> guess not

AHA. i mean lolz, even retards should figure out what "kuk" means
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What? wth does 'kuk' mean?

Like some sort of turtle shell?

An animal noise? wtf
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I don't see why it should be obvious to foreigners what 'kuk' means either.
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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Haha sierra :)
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if your like 99% of the kuskis is from nordic ountries then its easy to know but its just idiotic to think that other ppl will now, maybe if you spelled it kok or somehting now that laughs at all stupåids swedes!

but the quote still max funny
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[23:56:44] <teh_mila> btw did you notice, there are 9 FM wrs on left side and no on the right of the table?
[23:56:50] <teh_mila> fm owns left side;)
[23:56:53] <Jalli_ICE> ye, they're half retired
[23:57:03] <teh_mila> :)
[23:57:06] <Abula> karlis got only shareware elma
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[23:57:11] <teh_mila> LOL
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i am not swedish. the first time i saw 'kuk' it was instantly obvious what it meant, and i didn't even know it was a real swedish word. it only takes some common sense and minimal speculation to translate such a simple three-letter word
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if you go to Denmark you'll find out they have kuk in their computer quite often though Sierra...
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sierra your too mongo to know how to correctly spell it, and your pretty involved with the mongo swenglish talking thats going on in across but motorex is just a normal human being.
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Juski wrote:sierra your too mongo to know how to correctly spell it, and your pretty involved with the mongo swenglish talking thats going on in across but motorex is just a normal human being.
maybe die plz??? as i said, it's pure common sense. if anyone from anywhere asks me what i thought the word "kuk" meant i would guess "cock" since the words sound very similar. and even if i wasn't smart enough to figure that out, when placed in the context in which i owned that n00b, it's even more obvious that it means something somewhat dirty and/or controversial, which leads you even further to the "cock" conclusion. but he didn't have that intellectual initiative, and hence he got owned. and i pasted it here. and people laughed. sorry if you didn't follow the rationale there.
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-->20:16:52<-- <teh_mila> 777
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<Fihlvein> milas hotmask has a word "pipex", how cool is that
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what does kuk mean?
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8-ball wrote:what does kuk mean?
Hint:
sierra wrote:if anyone from anywhere asks me what i thought the word "kuk" meant i would guess "cock" since the words sound very similar.
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[03:15:06] * RavenTAH is now known as Ravpr0n
[03:15:13] * Ravpr0n is now known as RavenTAH

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[00:11:08] <RavenTAH> !getfact
[00:11:09] <Kegge> The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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Yeah saw that too in room. loalz
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[08:36] <Sierra`> np: Glenn Gould - Bach's Goldberg Variations - Variation 12 Cannone alla Quarta.mp3 * type "/part" to download
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[08:37] <Sierra`> aaahahahahahahahahaahhhahaaaahaahahah
[08:37] <Sierra`> ez across quote
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[15:13:12] <Jappe2> sierra all brits hev bead teeht


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Your thinking power must be extremely weak to have arrived at such an ignorant statement. And your knowledge is misguided.
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About beating Serpents Tale WR:
[20:10:31] <Karlis> sach ez, only 2 impossible parts for me
[20:10:41] <teh_mila> :)
[20:10:52] <zw0r-MK> first half and second half? :PP
[20:11:00] <jaytea> LOL!
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i hope zworqy whanes to be my friend now :D
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omg the lolness of zworqy's avatar is only just hitting me

lol

seriously, everybody should look at it some more to fully appreciate the hilarity
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posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
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Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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zworqy wrote:
Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across
if jaytea writes LOL it doesnt mean it is funny
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Karlis wrote:
zworqy wrote:
Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across
if jaytea writes LOL it doesnt mean it is funny
this time it was:)
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[12:04] <jallax> is some one here good at html?
[12:04] <jaytea_> used to be
[12:05] <jaytea_> i used to be uber pro
[12:05] <jallax> cool
[12:05] <jaytea_> now im like unter noob
[12:05] <jallax> hehe
[12:05] <jallax> like me
[12:05] <jaytea_> no, youve always sucked
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[12:05] <jallax> haha
[12:05] <jaytea> my point was that i was actually good at html at one point
[12:06] <jallax> what kind of sites have you made?
[12:06] <jaytea> incredible ones

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maybe time to paste my first quote here too...
Jaytea never says new battle if he is asking one,it´s always something similar to that or just something "jaytea" style.

[03:53:24] <jaytea> new
[03:53:26] <jaytea> um
[03:53:29] <jaytea> whats that word
[03:53:32] <jaytea> begins with b
[03:53:51] <jaytea> band?
[03:53:53] <jaytea> no thats not it
[03:53:56] <jaytea> banana
[03:54:01] <jaytea> no. help me
[03:54:09] <jaytea> balaklava
[03:54:11] <battlebot> bane?
[03:54:22] <jaytea> lol
[03:55:23] <Sierra`> ;D ;D
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[21:28:02] [devan] omg tight like 12 yr old pussy
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sorry axxu, but this was impsy

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-->22:01:19<-- <CMc[TEM]> I think you have to have elma to be a noob, he's just a moron

dissing some noob in battle that doesnt knew what elma was :P
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<CMc[TEM]> I think you have at least to have elma to be considered as a noob; He, he's just a moron.

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nice one twipley ;)
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[21:14:34] <Sierra`> SveinR is good
[21:14:41] <ZinfoX> :/
[21:14:44] <ZinfoX> dl lev now :X
[21:15:11] <SveinR> 24.00
[21:15:29] <LutherICE> 24,25
[21:15:32] <battlebot> --------------- 3mins left ---------------
[21:16:17] <battlebot> SveinR touched me in a special place
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[16:03:22] <jaytea> uh milk was invented in 1966
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<Giancarlo> zomgmao torfl
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Code: Select all

[16:51:07] <px> ok
i irllolled at that
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After jt won a battle...

[04:05:30] <jaytea> icant find my rec
[04:05:35] <jaytea> hahahaha who got it
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aw you didnt get the joke

[21:05:45] <@battlebot> Results for Japbt404.lev by Jappe2 [Lom]

[21:05:58] <jaytea> icant find my rec

404 is the http code for 'file not found'. it was a PC joke! the second line was asking who understood it, clearly not you :P
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Oh, i understood it in very different way :wink:
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oh you used a different style, coal
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[00:36:10] <Phillip> yes
[00:36:13] <Jappe2> no
[00:36:15] <Jappe2> yes
[00:36:16] <Jappe2> no
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hahaha, nice one!. A great example how Elma affects our brains.. :wink:
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Haha, great. :)
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elma? bah ez also one of the scoring times @ ranks ;)
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[04:08:09] <LutherICE> skintan do teh ;D

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-->12:35:30<-- <berh[WnM]> why you don't like cheaterz

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