The CIA

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 17 May 2006, 02:54

Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Ducks (you know who you are Jappe2).

I have a cunning proposal that is going to give the Elma scene an entire new dimension. Fuck paprika. Fuck Master Cup 2. Fuck skint0r's fucking elma site. I'm talking about something the likes of which have never been conceived in our community and that is of course:

The (Elma) Central Intelligence Agency

An elite panel of ridiculously skilled and widely networked kuskis and intellectuals meet once a month in their dedicated IRC channel. They discuss the state of the scene, what new concepts have emerged, what new players are showing improvement. What kind of levels are being played, what kind of players are playing internals. Cup-related discussions.

This cabinet would also serve a judiciary role. As the effective governors of the scene, they would play a primary role in punishing cheaters, banning mopolauta users, determining whether world records are bugs or not and if world records are cheated or not. Their word would be final on all matters.

They would also discuss looser issues, ones of particular remark. Difficult questions in ambiguous situations would be addressed, for example, how to ban ribot? How to stop the wave of really irritating new players spamming the forums? Why or how are some players brilliant. Philosophical matters.

And finally, for those at the top, it would be a chance to socialize with their own kind. The elite often quickly grow bored speaking with lesser, and a bored mind is not conducive to progression. Together they would bond closer, perpetuating the solidarity of Elma brotherhood, nay, knighthood. They would create history with their antics and battles of wit.

Ladies and gentlemen and Jappe2, I propose that I run this agency.

There will be 9 members in total, excluding myself, the President. The following positions will be available:

Advisor for battles (2)
Advisor for internals (2)
Advisor for externals and contests
Advisor for Moposite
Advisor for replays and styles
Advisor for the international Elma scene
Noob Correspondent

You may be invited to fill one of these positions, otherwise you must nominate yourself below to be considered. The committee will be named on 1st of June.

From then on, there will be annual elections for each position except for Presidency, which is held for 2 years, after which the Presidential elections take place. Both of these elections would take place on mopolauta, as would any other poll. The committee would exercise democracy, as is right.

So if you feel that you've got what it takes to be a part of this exclusive cabinet of superhumans, then apply below, and apply now.

simon_labroue · Post by **simon_labroue** » 17 May 2006, 03:36

I vote Jappe2!

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 17 May 2006, 08:13

I think that this idea is very good. Finalyy, our community won't consist of fooling around stupid dumbasses, but it'll be an official group. There has to be someone WHO decides, and someone who comes up with new ideas. Our community must be finally defined and be ruled, and we have to give some people their particular duties, as for instance Luther was given the duty of updating mopo recs with the best public ones. Very good idea, just would want to eventually shorten the time between elections to one year. Yeah, Sierra

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 17 May 2006, 08:30

as for instance Luther was given the duty of updating mopo recs with the best public ones

I used to do that for Moposite, maybe Paprika will allow me to help out with that yet again...

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 17 May 2006, 08:38

I say good luck =)

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 17 May 2006, 12:43

sierra wrote:Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Ducks (you know who you are Jappe2).

ducks = quack you stupid mongo ;(
havnt you seen the signature, in case not its rigth here:
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sierra · Post by **sierra** » 17 May 2006, 12:45

Lol this was a joke, but at least some people got punked =P

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 17 May 2006, 13:05

you missed a line
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vice-president: ribot

simon_labroue · Post by **simon_labroue** » 17 May 2006, 15:55

Luther wrote:
as for instance Luther was given the duty of updating mopo recs with the best public ones
I used to do that for Moposite, maybe Paprika will allow me to help out with that yet again...

sure, why wouldn't they want?
I uploaded you the best public recs that I possess, but maybe you should start some kind of thread and people that knows their author can tell you

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 17 May 2006, 16:20

I refuse to belive this is a joke! i run for Noob Correspondent cause i am the best mixtures of the noob and pro o/

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 17 May 2006, 16:35

Juski wrote:I refuse to belive this is a joke! i run for Noob Correspondent cause i am the best mixtures of the noob and pro o/

Totally agree,

Noob Correspondant : Juski, ( or Zworqy

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OtorK · Post by **OtorK** » 17 May 2006, 16:51

The_BoneLESS wrote:Noob Correspondant : Juski, ( or Zworqy )

please zworqy, not juski

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 17 May 2006, 17:13

OtorK wrote:
The_BoneLESS wrote:Noob Correspondant : Juski, ( or Zworqy :wink: )
please zworqy, not juski

zworqy is max pro :X

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 17 May 2006, 17:24

No no, really, I was kidding.

The CIA

The CIA

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