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by Ruben
18 Oct 2019, 11:45
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 257
Views: 66074

Re: Elma-related jokes

pawq wrote:
17 Oct 2019, 18:23
lame dark and offensive
Just like your mum!

Hah, gottem
by Ruben
10 Oct 2019, 17:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 63
Views: 1782

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

I agree face is very. For me I've realised the most important thing purely in terms of physical attraction is probably the nose.
by Ruben
1 Oct 2019, 13:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Saunas And Longevity
Replies: 6
Views: 191

Re: Saunas And Longevity

That being said, pawq, badstue is also a normal Scandinavian activity, but no longer as common as it still is in Finland, so Scandinavian answers are accepted. I wonder if badestamp has somewhat taken over the badstue's role in Norway.
by Ruben
23 Sep 2019, 13:17
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: I thought Neil Armstrong was black
Replies: 6
Views: 202

Re: I thought Neil Armstrong was black

I thought Neil was always on drugs because Lance Armstrong.
by Ruben
13 Sep 2019, 20:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 34
Views: 5670

Re: Discussion

kuchitsu wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 13:11
So do you guys pee through the zipper hole or do you pull your pants down?
I usually sit down to pee, honestly. More comfy, no chance of axxudents.
by Ruben
3 Sep 2019, 10:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

Agree with John:

Apollo 11 - 10/10

Recommend to every human and animal.
by Ruben
1 Sep 2019, 10:29
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 12
Views: 515

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

I love it.
by Ruben
27 Aug 2019, 12:01
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 583

Re: xkcd

Broken Internals
by Ruben
23 Aug 2019, 20:41
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 583

Re: xkcd

I thing Elma is what Across would look like after being neglected for 20 years.
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 583

Re: xkcd

Someone should tell him about EOL =D
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL
Replies: 22
Views: 1639

Re: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL

Capture FPS is for when you enter a replay while holding F1. It will dump a bunch of .snp files in your Elma directory, which you can use to make a video of the replay. If Capture FPS is set to 30, it makes a 30fps video, if it's set to 60 it makes a 60fps video etc.
by Ruben
7 Aug 2019, 01:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 377
Views: 46473

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

pawq wrote:
6 Aug 2019, 17:13
I think it's nice to include overseas territories. Hell, writing "the UK" doesn't do any justice to some st helena, or "Denmark" to Greenland etc.
Yeah, I agree. But that could still be the reason why he didn't put it earlier.
by Ruben
6 Aug 2019, 16:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 377
Views: 46473

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Maybe because Faroe is a Danish territory.
by Ruben
5 Aug 2019, 18:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tips for travelling
Replies: 4
Views: 183

Re: Tips for travelling

If you're ever in Riga, see if Cuba Bar still exists. If it does, and it's still as good as when we were there, they have the best mojito I've ever had, and a whole bunch of other absolutely excellent drinks =D
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 23:39
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2874

Re: another new eol question mark topic

This might be opening a giant can of worms, but one could always use 1kfps and play around with the physics until it feels comfortable (like e.g. 300). Though let's not do something silly like in Elma 2 moving the center of mass or adding lots of torque to the throttle. Just teeny tiny adjustments t...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 17:36
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2874

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Alternatively there will be two shift+f5s, which would be quite bad solution as well. Once again, all the solutions have some bad sides. First of all I think the current system with f keys is quite bad and unintuitive. To me the best way to deal with this is having a rec tab of some sort where you ...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 11:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Know your PC
Replies: 187
Views: 26939

Re: Know your PC

pawq wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 11:07
SSD is easily the best upgrade you could do kuchi! I'd also get 4gb ram (very cheap), as 2gb will hardly handle a modern system :)
Completely depends on just how old the motherboard is, though. It might not support more than 2gb. Best check that before buying more =P
by Ruben
30 Jul 2019, 20:30
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania memes
Replies: 487
Views: 76459

Re: Elastomania memes

Imo hongyspin button missing.
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:46
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2874

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Looking at that code... Is it just me, or is basing the physics on the framerate an ingeniously bad idea?
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:34
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2874

Re: another new eol question mark topic

I'll chip in my two cents. I think getting rid of bounces is a bad idea. They're fun, and altogether a very learnable and reproducable part of playing. Bugbounces I could do without. It's hilarious 1/1000 times when it's advantageous and you get an impossible time in a battle, but the rest of the ti...
by Ruben
22 Jul 2019, 22:18
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 8478

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

adi http://elmaonline.net/images/flags/fi.png ... The limpsy06.rec you had was incredible... ...and limpsy was fucking impsy insane... Can someone pls put those on recs.zampik? Limpsy recs are like the sickest things ever, would love to see the best SL (or non-SL) atempts in those. thx very mucho I...
by Ruben
20 Jul 2019, 13:01
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 8478

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

FEM was absolutely awesome, and I'm so happy pawq pestered me into going. It was great seeing old faces again, and seeing many new ones as well. A few highlights for me: Arriving the first day and seeing how good it looked Bear secret, mind blown, Tricks Abound rec was insane, AI recs were insane, a...
by Ruben
19 Jul 2019, 13:35
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 764
Views: 153211

Re: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?

Met: 8-ball, Abula, adi, A.K.B. , Antti, bene, Boomer, csorfab, danitah , epp, Fanatico , finman, Haamu , Harald Hasch, Honza, Igge, ilkka, insguy, Ismo, jblaze , jonsykkel, Kopaka, Kortsu, lousku, Luther , Markku, Mats, Mielz, mr , Nekit, nick-o-matic, Orcc, pawq, Polarix, pseudo, Ramone, ramses, r...
by Ruben
5 Jul 2019, 17:29
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 8478

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

Tickets ordered. I'm coming with Jon's car.
by Ruben
21 Jun 2019, 14:34
Forum: General
Topic: Discord quotes
Replies: 65
Views: 5688

Re: Discord quotes

You to are to mean! >:(
by Ruben
20 Jun 2019, 19:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Is drug addiction a disease?
Replies: 16
Views: 659

Re: Is drug addiction a disease?

I think your line of thinking is very dangerous, gimp, and it only servers to make the situation worse. These are people who are struggling with something far worse than what most of us can imagine, and stigmatising them just pushes them further away and makes it way worse. These are people who for ...
by Ruben
11 Jun 2019, 19:20
Forum: General
Topic: EDQ.?
Replies: 11
Views: 473

Re: EDQ.?

Agree with Bene
by Ruben
29 May 2019, 23:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
Replies: 17
Views: 1752

Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts

Never tried it, but from the people I know who have it's apparantly quite uncomfortable.
by Ruben
22 May 2019, 17:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
Replies: 17
Views: 1752

Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts

I approve of this necro!

I usually shave the evening before going out, though at most every other day, so it varies a lot. In vacation it can go weeks between shaves. Usually takes maybe 5 minutes? Dunno, do it in the shower.
by Ruben
17 May 2019, 18:42
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 8478

Re: FEM2019: approximately 11.-18.7.! Please vote for exact dates

Put me on medium chances
by Ruben
10 May 2019, 18:14
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 8478

Re: FEM2019: approximately 10.-17.7.! Please vote for exact dates

I plan to go to FEM this year :O STOKE! I would love to meet you! But... for my own situation, I will try my hardest to make it, but my own future is very uncertain at the moment, so I can't confirm it quite yet. As I've said before fem is one of the highlights of my year and I really don't want to...
by Ruben
10 May 2019, 17:07
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1299

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Warning this is an personal onion Hi im pretty much of an outsider to this whole berh situation by how i joined in late 2017. I think I can understand the weight of things berh has done to belma/eol in the past but no malicious activity has been seen from him in many years so that most likely means...
by Ruben
9 May 2019, 22:01
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1299

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Thank you for your kind words, Ramone. I wrestled in my mind for quite a bit whether I should post it or not, and very nearly deleted the whole thing (after having spent some 2 hours writing it). Now I'm glad I went through with it.
by Ruben
9 May 2019, 04:24
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1299

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Let's not pretend that abusing a child and hacking a game are in any way related. I get that you're trying to illustrate a point, but these things are not even on the same planet. I understand those who resent him, those who will never forgive him, and those who don't want him to attend meetings. Ho...
by Ruben
24 Apr 2019, 11:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 377
Views: 46473

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Wow last update was before FEM2017!

Travelled through:

Austria
Liechtenstein
Switzerland

Visited:

Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Germany
Italy
Spain
Greece
Bulgaria
England
Poland
Hungary
Czechia
Latvia
Finland
by Ruben
20 Apr 2019, 12:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 63
Views: 1782

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

I had same as pawq, except turnover was more like 2 weeks. At one point there I didn't even try, because I knew in 2 weeks it would be someone else anyway.
by Ruben
13 Apr 2019, 21:10
Forum: Polls
Topic: !cofe
Replies: 17
Views: 827

Re: !cofe

Coffee
Black
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 11:12
Forum: General
Topic: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL
Replies: 22
Views: 1639

Re: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL

I checked on moposite sometime in 2007 but found there hadn't been any activity there since 2006. I was very disappointed that Elma community was dead and I was too late to join.
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 11:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Formula 1 2019!
Replies: 3
Views: 225

Re: Formula 1 2019!

Fucking heartbreak for Leclerc. I seriously hope he's going to win this year. He just might. The sport desperately needs some new faces at the top.
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 10:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dreams
Replies: 93
Views: 10186

Re: Dreams

I woke up about an hour ago and had to write this down before forgetting. There's a bit of boring dream setup at the start before the pay-off. Bare with it. Park Pool Romance On the way home, I was telling a story to some of the other guys from swimming class about what had happened during the class...
by Ruben
3 Nov 2018, 05:03
Forum: General
Topic: Polish Elma Meeting 2018, 07.12-10.12, Wrocław
Replies: 38
Views: 3620

Re: Polish Elma Meeting 2018, 07.12-10.12, Wrocław

BUUUU ATTENTION! the owner of the house called us today saying he is going to holiday and is not able to host us at this date... sitution got complicated. we will either: - somehow convince him and organise external house&key caring service - find some new place (hardcore choices again...) - change...
by Ruben
13 Oct 2018, 07:10
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: who are you jealous of in scene?
Replies: 14
Views: 944

Re: who are you jealous of in scene?

I'm jealous of jon's anus
by Ruben
19 Sep 2018, 12:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

Yeah I agree, they're not even planned sequels. Tolkien wrote it as one book (in six parts), it was the publisher who split it into three volumes and gave them the names.
by Ruben
18 Sep 2018, 13:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

Star Wars 2 & 3 (AKA V and VI) - not true sequels (planned saga) As much as George likes to think they are planned, they really aren't. Hope was made as a standalone, and Empire was written mostly by Irvin Kershner and Lawrence Kasdan. The Lord Of The Rings (book) - not true sequels (planned trilog...
by Ruben
17 Sep 2018, 20:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

Well totally depends on the nature of the sequel. You shoul listen to the sequelisers podcast. They take bad sequels and rewrite them =D That being said: Godfather 2 Aliens Indiana Jones 2 & 3 Star Wars 2 & 3 (AKA V and VI) The Lord Of The Rings (book) Spider-Man 2 the Naked Gun 2 1/2 Mad Max 2 The ...
by Ruben
17 Sep 2018, 15:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

pawq wrote:
17 Sep 2018, 15:11
Toy Story 3 - 5/10
Monsters University - 7/10
The Good Dinosaur - 6/10
Wat? Toy Story 3 is worse than Monsters Unnecessary Prequel and First Draft Dinosaur Movie?
by Ruben
28 Aug 2018, 12:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What is the closest you've been to death?
Replies: 16
Views: 1285

Re: What is the closest you've been to death?

Incidentally I also almost drowned, but I never hit the water. I was maybe 4/5 years old, me and the family was out by a lake. I found a little footpath to run along, with a very steep bank of perhaps 5m down to the lake. I saw a thick branch stuck beside the path and for some reason I thought "this...
by Ruben
27 Aug 2018, 15:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

John Wick is a great movie. The best action movie in a long time. Excellent choreography, excellent cinematography, ridiculous plot. Perfect. This is what I expected from it. And apart from fight scenes there was literally nothing good imo. Plot - not above average (actually very stock one) dialogu...
by Ruben
26 Aug 2018, 23:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3236
Views: 238851

Re: IMDB votelists

John Wick is a great movie. The best action movie in a long time. Excellent choreography, excellent cinematography, ridiculous plot. Perfect.
by Ruben
23 Aug 2018, 09:18
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 19581

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

Was that when they were carrying him to his bed after bb? xD