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- 27 Aug 2016, 21:49
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Are you a psychopath?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7610
Re: Are you a psychopath?
i thikn nobody should give them any respect. I got 31 on the 2nd test btw (10 on the first one), I didn't quite understand most of the 2nd test questions and I don't really understand how should i determine whether to answer partly agree, agree or strongly agree, so i just go with the middle choice...
- 27 Aug 2016, 14:03
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Some Steam Giveaway
- Replies: 195
- Views: 119597
Re: Some Steam Giveaway
I'll gladly get some that work on Mac.
- 26 Aug 2016, 01:29
- Forum: New versions
- Topic: EOL2 - updated 23.12.2017
- Replies: 292
- Views: 168902
Re: Elma 2 - updated 17.8.2016
Yeah works for me too. I still really don't like the UI, but the game itself runs very well.
- 25 Aug 2016, 13:42
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Are you a psychopath?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7610
Re: Are you a psychopath?
14 and 20. No surprises there.
- 25 Aug 2016, 11:21
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Are you a psychopath?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7610
Re: Are you a psychopath?
I get pissed off when people are assholes and do asshole things. But I also laugh quite exessively when people are offended by the slightest thing. Someone made a hilarious holocaust joke the other day, and one girl went apeshit over how disrespectful it was. Like, chill out, woman, we didn't kill a...
- 24 Aug 2016, 14:33
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elma Grand Prix 2 - RESULTS UPDATED IN FIRST POST
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6132
Re: Elma Grand Prix 2 - SUNDAY 28/08/16 18:00 GMT
Zero, as the current Champion of EGP, has asked me to award last season's prize not only to this season's winner, but to the entire podium. This means that 2nd and 3rd place also get a prestigious, funny, and thus far very rare award, and if you win you stand to gain TWO hilarious pictures. The stak...
- 24 Aug 2016, 11:35
- Forum: General
- Topic: World Cup 7 format
- Replies: 78
- Views: 26163
Re: World Cup 7 format
For some (many?) players a pipe event pretty much equals a forced skip. This is why I dislike both pipe events and the default one skip system. It almost feels like some evil plan designed to put certain players at serious disadvantage. Ether have no pipes or have at least two skips so that everyon...
- 23 Aug 2016, 13:47
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Correct versions of my levels
- Replies: 35
- Views: 9221
Re: Correct versions of my levels
If I already fucked up, how do I make the battle lev downloadable again? Is it possible to fix it before the battle begins? Or do I need for the battle to start, do the Shift+F3 thing and then enter the level or something? Seems like we should have done more testing :mrgreen: You could try unlockin...
- 23 Aug 2016, 11:56
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Correct versions of my levels
- Replies: 35
- Views: 9221
Re: Correct versions of my levels
When it comes to my balle levels. I never lock anything. I just make sure to test them in editor untill they are done, then I add to queue. While they are in queue, I start playing them online, but not always. And I have never had any problems with that my balle levels could not be downloaded by ot...
- 23 Aug 2016, 11:53
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elma Grand Prix 2 - RESULTS UPDATED IN FIRST POST
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6132
Re: Elma Grand Prix 2 - SUNDAY 28/08/16 18:00 GMT
Elma > RåningBlaZtek wrote:Gad dame, the biggest car meeting in Trondheim this year at that exact time. o,o
BUT, if it rains, I am in.
I hope it rains then, but it's no stress if people can't make it, there will be more EGP in the future.
- 23 Aug 2016, 10:23
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Correct versions of my levels
- Replies: 35
- Views: 9221
Re: Correct versions of my levels
The step 3. is not consistent at all, no idea what happens there and why. Most probably it is to prevent people from being able to play the levels even beforehand even if the designer wants to play it before the battle started, and there just happens to be a bug that locks it for the duration of th...
- 23 Aug 2016, 02:06
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Correct versions of my levels
- Replies: 35
- Views: 9221
Re: Correct versions of my levels
Jappe2 and I did some testing tonight and confirmed something I was told the other day (by fm(?)). There seems to be a lot of confusion about locking levs and then starting them as battles, so I thought it was a good idea to clear it up. We learned a few things: 1. If you enter a lev while in locked...
- 22 Aug 2016, 11:41
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elma Grand Prix 2 - RESULTS UPDATED IN FIRST POST
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6132
Elma Grand Prix 2 - RESULTS UPDATED IN FIRST POST
What? Ladies and gentlekuskis, this is the moment you have all been waiting for. Six brand new levels are done, trialled, tested and ready for battle. They are longer, shorter, harder, easier, better and worse than last time. Prepare your anuses for: ELMA GRAND PRIX 2 When? Elma Grand Prix 2, or EG...
- 19 Aug 2016, 16:34
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elasto Mania Champions League! QUARTERS going
- Replies: 154
- Views: 59934
Re: ElastoMania Champions League! Group stage started
I lost twice to anp also. I'm superlosing this competition.
- 14 Aug 2016, 18:21
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: I had sex topic
- Replies: 151
- Views: 45162
Re: I had sex topic
No, there are all sorts of other sounds coming from there xDMats wrote:Solution, the mouth never queef
- 12 Aug 2016, 18:41
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: I had sex topic
- Replies: 151
- Views: 45162
Re: I had sex topic
Good advice imo.Lousku wrote:Just start farting in alternating rhythm with the queefs
Seriously though, if your girls are that seriuos I don't think they can be much fun. On the other hand, laughing uncontrollably might be a bit excessive xD
- 12 Aug 2016, 17:45
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elmanager
- Replies: 667
- Views: 278373
Re: Elmanager - Updated 24th April 2016
Am I missing something..? You can always tell when a line is along 0, 45, 90, 135, 180 degrees etc by the way the line looks? If it's neat and without furry edges it's aligned, otherwise it will get fuzzy and ugly? You can see here B and D are smooth and sexy while A and C look shriveled and disgus...
- 9 Aug 2016, 21:16
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
I guess one simplified way to put it is that artificial selection is something done on purpose, whereas natural selection has no thought behind it? So once some organism evolves into thoughtful one, there is no more natural selection, only artificial one? No, there is still natural selection going ...
- 8 Aug 2016, 23:47
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
It's really just semantics no? And wether you consider human interference natural or not. I'm pretty sure in any evolution the species are being affected by other species in some way. Humans can just do it quicker because they are somewhat smart and dominates the world. The same thing is happening,...
- 7 Aug 2016, 18:06
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
Could anyone change on Uphill Battle brick to ground (elma 1.0 .res with PropReplacer), test it with EOL (so i know if it should work) and then share here? I did that but when i open EOL i get internal error, but Mad said it works on others comps. I would just go with default ground/sky in eolconfi...
- 7 Aug 2016, 15:57
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
Could anyone change on Uphill Battle brick to ground (elma 1.0 .res with PropReplacer), test it with EOL (so i know if it should work) and then share here? I did that but when i open EOL i get internal error, but Mad said it works on others comps. I would just go with default ground/sky in eolconfi...
- 7 Aug 2016, 11:08
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
Well yeah, but on second thought it's much better not to =PMadness wrote:Well, you wrote:So I thought you wanted to fix it to non-default.Ruben wrote:I also have this weird thing where internals always have sky background. Seems like effort to fix, though, so I can't be bothered to.
- 7 Aug 2016, 02:30
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
But why would I, though? Framework and Downhill are awful with ground sky. Headbanger and Double aren't so bad, but still better with sky.
I always wondered what was wrong with my Elma, but I honestly think it's better this way xD
I always wondered what was wrong with my Elma, but I honestly think it's better this way xD
- 6 Aug 2016, 23:02
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
Ye I'm sure. It also, like J2 said, only goes for internals and only the background. Externals can have other backgrounds.Madness wrote:
Are you sure it's unchecked?
- 6 Aug 2016, 15:05
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: HighQ Lgr with sky background
- Replies: 49
- Views: 19983
Re: HighQ Lgr with sky background
Oh, this is interesting topic. I also have this weird thing where internals always have sky background. Seems like effort to fix, though, so I can't be bothered to.
- 6 Aug 2016, 15:01
- Forum: Internal levels
- Topic: Total Time
- Replies: 5
- Views: 6219
Re: Total Time
Because then someone can ezily steal style and make .01 faster.dawid wrote:whole discussion about Tutors...8-ball wrote:wat
Can anyone tell me why int WR recs are not published up to date? They should be published as a proof of WR. In every other game/sport WRs are published.
- 6 Aug 2016, 00:00
- Forum: General
- Topic: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10289
Re: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
I'm talking about a different problem, if I can call it a problem. We have many levelmakers capable of creating hardworked and imaginative levs, but it seems like most of the time they choose not to put that much effort and instead just create something quick and dirty. I wanna see more levs made w...
- 5 Aug 2016, 23:55
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
y, mans tried to alter many stufs, i knew this stuf, just wanted show generalized idea of evolution, then dont need any bango terms you know what ive eaten? stalker........ i doubt shrooms, berries and "wild(?)" fish that i eat quite often have gone through this process you described Well...
- 5 Aug 2016, 16:00
- Forum: General
- Topic: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10289
Re: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
Also please add those "bad" levs into battle! They might seem bad to you but levs from new levmakers often have some of the most unique stuff in them and many players love them. And even if they're actually bad, they're still battles and can be enjoyed somewhat 99.99% of the time. Althoug...
- 5 Aug 2016, 15:58
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
oke lets say doges were let to run in forests without human interference, dogeballs eating bear was developed meanwhile, he hunts doges and eats their balls and interferes doge evolution. same thing, just because we know what we are doing dosnt make it unnatural or artificial. it doesnt mater who o...
- 5 Aug 2016, 13:54
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
but it not artificial as long as the fundamentals are the same is my point. i dont know or care about the stories. you call artificial intelligence artificial intelligence because it works fundamentally differently and canot be caled intelligence. if i lock you in a room for 30 years and hit you wi...
- 5 Aug 2016, 13:48
- Forum: General
- Topic: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10289
Re: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
Play some EOL, you'll get better at playing and levmaking just from that. No hardcore competetiveness necessary (:
- 5 Aug 2016, 10:44
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
doggo came from wolf and wolves are still around Dogs did not evolve naturally, they were artificially bred from wolves. wonder vtf is natural evolve and artificial breeding. Species simply adapt... it's like input -> boom boom boom -> output. Input = environment, boom boom boom = adaptation and ti...
- 5 Aug 2016, 01:19
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
Dogs did not evolve naturally, they were artificially bred from wolves.Vermin Supreme wrote:doggo came from wolf and wolves are still around
- 4 Aug 2016, 19:52
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
No, because all species evolve constantly. Species B and C both evolved from A, therefore A does not exist anymore.kuchitsu wrote:Uhh. Are there no cases in the world where kind B evolved from kind A but both kinds can still be found on the planet?
- 4 Aug 2016, 15:35
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
it doesn't really matter what you call it, everyone knows it's not the modern ape. no they dont, its very common to hear "if humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" Monkeys. People think we evolved from monkeys, and that is incorrect, but we have a common ancestor with monkey...
- 4 Aug 2016, 13:13
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
They are portrayed as intelligent human beings in the Bible. The common ancestor was an ape-like creature, it doesn't really matter what you call it, everyone knows it's not the modern ape. Also, according to the Bible dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans... The Bible was outdated 1000 years ...
- 4 Aug 2016, 10:57
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
- Replies: 677
- Views: 181736
Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write
EDIT: something I have always wondered about is Buddhists, they are technically atheists, however, they also get to have the benefits of the culture within religion, might be a good option for someone like me. I like buddhism, because it is different from most other religions. Whereas almost every ...
- 3 Aug 2016, 14:48
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
- Replies: 677
- Views: 181736
Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write
I don't understand how you can have a romantic relationship without sex. To each his own, I guess, but I do think you are missing out ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
- 2 Aug 2016, 12:39
- Forum: New versions
- Topic: EOL2 web browser version now available!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 38863
Re: Elma 2 web browser version now available!
I dunno, I write quite fast.8-ball wrote:It took longer for you to write that than the 'hassle' itself.Ruben wrote:How about the programmers just fix it (it shouldn't be too hard?), in stead of requiring the players to go through all that hassle. I also have this problem.
- 2 Aug 2016, 00:27
- Forum: New versions
- Topic: EOL2 web browser version now available!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 38863
Re: Elma 2 web browser version now available!
How about the programmers just fix it (it shouldn't be too hard?), in stead of requiring the players to go through all that hassle. I also have this problem.
- 30 Jul 2016, 20:25
- Forum: General
- Topic: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10289
Re: Elastomania on Steam? (IDEA)
Yes and all those games are riddled with angry prepubescent kids. I'm all for more people in F5, but these are not the ones we want.ChrisBr wrote:Why not. Nowadays almost every PC game is on Steam, Origin or uPlayMadness wrote:But why?
- 29 Jul 2016, 15:08
- Forum: Elasto Mania 2
- Topic: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
- Replies: 283
- Views: 151658
Re: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
Oh fuck no I can't be bothered to do that.
- 29 Jul 2016, 13:33
- Forum: Elasto Mania 2
- Topic: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
- Replies: 283
- Views: 151658
Re: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
How do you save replays? I can't figure it out.
- 28 Jul 2016, 11:43
- Forum: Elasto Mania 2
- Topic: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
- Replies: 283
- Views: 151658
Re: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
If you're asking me, all you have to do to alo is hitting both volt buttons at the same time.ASPIRINKA wrote:Is it some another app, or it's possible just to hack an existing one?
- 27 Jul 2016, 19:46
- Forum: Elasto Mania 2
- Topic: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
- Replies: 283
- Views: 151658
Re: Elasto Mania iOS Personal Records
I don't know if this is old news, but I just discovered you can alo on iOS. It's very difficult to do efficiently though. It goes to show how little the code was changed from PC to iOS.
- 26 Jul 2016, 13:36
- Forum: General
- Topic: Very old discussions?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 7181
Re: Very old discussions?
I wonder how many of those old times were cheated.
- 25 Jul 2016, 02:37
- Forum: General
- Topic: Very old discussions?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 7181
Re: Very old discussions?
Awesome links, thanks! Yeah, it's touching to read how concerned people were about alovolt. Also topic titles like "so who do you think is a cheater?" really make you appreciate mila's anti-cheating work. Btw what the heck is a gallup? Also fun: http://i.imgur.com/S2CHt6O.png So the logos...
- 24 Jul 2016, 19:01
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
I have a big problem with this! Well, not really, but I do disagree (:Madness wrote:It's not about having to prove anything or spending your time thinking about it. If you don't believe something exists, you believe it doesn't exist, it's as simple as that. What's your problem with it?
- 24 Jul 2016, 17:36
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39313
Re: religion of peace
It's the same thing. If you don't believe that God exists, then you believe that God doesn't exist. I'm sorry but that's stupid. Do you also "believe" that Frodo doesn't exist? Do you also "believe" that Harry Potter doesn't exist? Do you also "believe" that Darth Vade...