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by Ruben
28 Sep 2020, 21:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Are you deep? Test yourself!
Replies: 20
Views: 527

Re: Are you deep? Test yourself!

I couldn't be bothered to read all the text or try this test.

I guess that makes me shallow?
by Ruben
11 Sep 2020, 00:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 61
Views: 1703

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

Now with all relevant information I'm not so sure anymore. What exactly does "living with the testosterone levels of a 70 year old" entail? Because this does not seem to be synonymous with living as a 70 year old. I wouldn't mind living as a woman if there was a pop one day and I changed in an insta...
by Ruben
3 Sep 2020, 12:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 61
Views: 1703

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

Oooooh now the question makes a bit more sense.

I'd me a woman ez. No way I'm skipping most of my life just to not be a woman.
by Ruben
5 Aug 2020, 14:33
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 573

Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?

What if I don't want to win World Cup 8?
by Ruben
29 Jul 2020, 00:54
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 24
Views: 1189

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

Add a "replays" button to the sidebar that takes you to a dedicated replays page with all the latest and most watched replays...
by Ruben
26 Jun 2020, 00:21
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: PlayStation Topic
Replies: 258
Views: 57414

Re: PlayStation Topic

Agree, the maze part and the final two "pole puzzles" was super stressful. I hoyled with muted sounds and only played when got easy path through maze :) I haven't found all environmental puzzles yet. Some are a bit tedious, one of them literally takes an hour or so, maybe more. Have you found all t...
by Ruben
24 Jun 2020, 13:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: PlayStation Topic
Replies: 258
Views: 57414

Re: PlayStation Topic

Agree, the maze part and the final two "pole puzzles" was super stressful. I hoyled with muted sounds and only played when got easy path through maze :) I haven't found all environmental puzzles yet. Some are a bit tedious, one of them literally takes an hour or so, maybe more. Have you found all t...
by Ruben
24 Jun 2020, 13:48
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR
Replies: 34
Views: 1716

Re: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR

During lev selection process he probably thought it was too similar to Headbanger, and chose Headbanger because it was more exciting.
by Ruben
22 Jun 2020, 12:07
Forum: General
Topic: So I named my daugther Elma
Replies: 15
Views: 1103

Re: So I named my daugther Elma

Elma is a common name many places in the world still. It's also the name of an apple, and lately an Anime character as well if looking at google images.
by Ruben
20 Jun 2020, 22:15
Forum: Advertising
Topic: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020
Replies: 28
Views: 1560

Re: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020

Spy button sometimes turned on during battles, but was total useless since you had to spam play button.
by Ruben
20 Jun 2020, 12:23
Forum: Advertising
Topic: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020
Replies: 28
Views: 1560

Re: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020

Ribot: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/541248318324473857/723859774671683644/Screenshot_2020-06-20_at_13.09.57.png Me: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/207629806513160192/723551659615060008/Screenshot_2020-06-19_at_16.55.12.png?width=1629&height=1139 I don't know how much help this ...
by Ruben
28 May 2020, 09:31
Forum: General
Topic: Missing state guys - HELP NEEDED
Replies: 12
Views: 691

Re: Missing state guys - HELP NEEDED

Yeah probably not =D
by Ruben
28 May 2020, 09:04
Forum: General
Topic: Missing state guys - HELP NEEDED
Replies: 12
Views: 691

Re: Missing state guys - HELP NEEDED

Antti is possibly Antti? Veezay friend who is usually at FEM, but doesn't really play Elma and dunno how common fin name that is so could be someone else. He also goes by Anders/Wanders.
by Ruben
27 Dec 2019, 01:11
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 96
Views: 21489

Re: Foul language in EOL

Indeed they do. Today I learned I'm an off the scale cunt. I'm sorry that advocating for acting like an adult offended you so much, Jon, from now on I'll just shut up.

It's high time I quit the internet and sorted my life out anyway.
by Ruben
24 Dec 2019, 00:02
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 96
Views: 21489

Re: Foul language in EOL

Oke you win, good luck with creating EOL a welcoming atmosphere for the zero newcomers by limiting the freedom of speech and thus getting the feeling that you're a better person than the other. To be honest, for me it's the other way round. How can we expect to welcome newcomers when they just see ...
by Ruben
22 Dec 2019, 23:16
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 96
Views: 21489

Re: Foul language in EOL

[16:49:58] (Luther): bjenn dont u also think its getting out of hand with all [16:50:08] (Luther): camel caretakers and sand negers all over? [16:50:17] (Luther): I was just robbed a couple of days ago and did u see [16:50:26] (Luther): lamotte when he was in kronogarden lmao? [16:52:34] (Bjenn): o...
by Ruben
21 Dec 2019, 00:13
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 96
Views: 21489

Re: Foul language in EOL

When did expressing disappointment in unnecessary foul language turn into "freaking out"?
by Ruben
2 Dec 2019, 04:35
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?
Replies: 12
Views: 4941

Re: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?

beautiful Solid black ground and smooth sky looks moar beautiful to me. It's also how I designed levs, putting visuals into polygons instead of using teh clipart. Then look at someone else's setup and "oh, my entire lev is covered in blue puzzle pieces and a grid of dogs in the sky". There are many...
by Ruben
28 Nov 2019, 16:19
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?
Replies: 12
Views: 4941

Re: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?

Seems I'm one of the few people who likes high details and pics in background. Dunno, I just find norm ground/sky with low details so boring and depressing. Especially with the flat monocolour lgr's that some people use. Could be because I'm not pro and don't really have any aspirations to be one, s...
by Ruben
20 Nov 2019, 05:32
Forum: General
Topic: timezone trouble
Replies: 25
Views: 4675

Re: timezone trouble

Could be fun to calculate how big a cannon you would need to stop the earth's rotation.
by Ruben
12 Nov 2019, 17:49
Forum: General
Topic: acrossing dreams
Replies: 242
Views: 66374

Re: acrossing dreams

Roope dreams are directed by Tarantino.
by Ruben
6 Nov 2019, 00:57
Forum: General
Topic: timezone trouble
Replies: 25
Views: 4675

Re: timezone trouble

Cookie cutter
by Ruben
18 Oct 2019, 11:45
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 257
Views: 82041

Re: Elma-related jokes

pawq wrote:
17 Oct 2019, 18:23
lame dark and offensive
Just like your mum!

Hah, gottem
by Ruben
10 Oct 2019, 17:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 66
Views: 12838

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

I agree face is very. For me I've realised the most important thing purely in terms of physical attraction is probably the nose.
by Ruben
1 Oct 2019, 13:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Saunas And Longevity
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

Re: Saunas And Longevity

That being said, pawq, badstue is also a normal Scandinavian activity, but no longer as common as it still is in Finland, so Scandinavian answers are accepted. I wonder if badestamp has somewhat taken over the badstue's role in Norway.
by Ruben
23 Sep 2019, 13:17
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: I thought Neil Armstrong was black
Replies: 7
Views: 2800

Re: I thought Neil Armstrong was black

I thought Neil was always on drugs because Lance Armstrong.
by Ruben
13 Sep 2019, 20:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 37
Views: 10664

Re: Discussion

kuchitsu wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 13:11
So do you guys pee through the zipper hole or do you pull your pants down?
I usually sit down to pee, honestly. More comfy, no chance of axxudents.
by Ruben
3 Sep 2019, 10:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3241
Views: 303789

Re: IMDB votelists

Agree with John:

Apollo 11 - 10/10

Recommend to every human and animal.
by Ruben
1 Sep 2019, 10:29
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 13
Views: 4125

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

I love it.
by Ruben
27 Aug 2019, 12:01
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 3386

Re: xkcd

Broken Internals
by Ruben
23 Aug 2019, 20:41
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 3386

Re: xkcd

I thing Elma is what Across would look like after being neglected for 20 years.
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 3386

Re: xkcd

Someone should tell him about EOL =D
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL
Replies: 23
Views: 5978

Re: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL

Capture FPS is for when you enter a replay while holding F1. It will dump a bunch of .snp files in your Elma directory, which you can use to make a video of the replay. If Capture FPS is set to 30, it makes a 30fps video, if it's set to 60 it makes a 60fps video etc.
by Ruben
7 Aug 2019, 01:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 69129

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

pawq wrote:
6 Aug 2019, 17:13
I think it's nice to include overseas territories. Hell, writing "the UK" doesn't do any justice to some st helena, or "Denmark" to Greenland etc.
Yeah, I agree. But that could still be the reason why he didn't put it earlier.
by Ruben
6 Aug 2019, 16:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 69129

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Maybe because Faroe is a Danish territory.
by Ruben
5 Aug 2019, 18:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tips for travelling
Replies: 4
Views: 1107

Re: Tips for travelling

If you're ever in Riga, see if Cuba Bar still exists. If it does, and it's still as good as when we were there, they have the best mojito I've ever had, and a whole bunch of other absolutely excellent drinks =D
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 23:39
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 22467

Re: another new eol question mark topic

This might be opening a giant can of worms, but one could always use 1kfps and play around with the physics until it feels comfortable (like e.g. 300). Though let's not do something silly like in Elma 2 moving the center of mass or adding lots of torque to the throttle. Just teeny tiny adjustments t...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 17:36
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 22467

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Alternatively there will be two shift+f5s, which would be quite bad solution as well. Once again, all the solutions have some bad sides. First of all I think the current system with f keys is quite bad and unintuitive. To me the best way to deal with this is having a rec tab of some sort where you ...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 11:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Know your PC
Replies: 187
Views: 37317

Re: Know your PC

pawq wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 11:07
SSD is easily the best upgrade you could do kuchi! I'd also get 4gb ram (very cheap), as 2gb will hardly handle a modern system :)
Completely depends on just how old the motherboard is, though. It might not support more than 2gb. Best check that before buying more =P
by Ruben
30 Jul 2019, 20:30
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania memes
Replies: 525
Views: 119602

Re: Elastomania memes

Imo hongyspin button missing.
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:46
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 22467

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Looking at that code... Is it just me, or is basing the physics on the framerate an ingeniously bad idea?
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:34
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 22467

Re: another new eol question mark topic

I'll chip in my two cents. I think getting rid of bounces is a bad idea. They're fun, and altogether a very learnable and reproducable part of playing. Bugbounces I could do without. It's hilarious 1/1000 times when it's advantageous and you get an impossible time in a battle, but the rest of the ti...
by Ruben
22 Jul 2019, 22:18
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 167
Views: 43216

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

adi http://elmaonline.net/images/flags/fi.png ... The limpsy06.rec you had was incredible... ...and limpsy was fucking impsy insane... Can someone pls put those on recs.zampik? Limpsy recs are like the sickest things ever, would love to see the best SL (or non-SL) atempts in those. thx very mucho I...
by Ruben
20 Jul 2019, 13:01
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 167
Views: 43216

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

FEM was absolutely awesome, and I'm so happy pawq pestered me into going. It was great seeing old faces again, and seeing many new ones as well. A few highlights for me: Arriving the first day and seeing how good it looked Bear secret, mind blown, Tricks Abound rec was insane, AI recs were insane, a...
by Ruben
19 Jul 2019, 13:35
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 766
Views: 181176

Re: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?

Met: 8-ball, Abula, adi, A.K.B. , Antti, bene, Boomer, csorfab, danitah , epp, Fanatico , finman, Haamu , Harald Hasch, Honza, Igge, ilkka, insguy, Ismo, jblaze , jonsykkel, Kopaka, Kortsu, lousku, Luther , Markku, Mats, Mielz, mr , Nekit, nick-o-matic, Orcc, pawq, Polarix, pseudo, Ramone, ramses, r...
by Ruben
5 Jul 2019, 17:29
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 167
Views: 43216

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

Tickets ordered. I'm coming with Jon's car.
by Ruben
21 Jun 2019, 14:34
Forum: General
Topic: Discord quotes
Replies: 72
Views: 15841

Re: Discord quotes

You to are to mean! >:(
by Ruben
20 Jun 2019, 19:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Is drug addiction a disease?
Replies: 16
Views: 3257

Re: Is drug addiction a disease?

I think your line of thinking is very dangerous, gimp, and it only servers to make the situation worse. These are people who are struggling with something far worse than what most of us can imagine, and stigmatising them just pushes them further away and makes it way worse. These are people who for ...
by Ruben
11 Jun 2019, 19:20
Forum: General
Topic: EDQ.?
Replies: 15
Views: 4455

Re: EDQ.?

Agree with Bene