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by Ruben
27 Dec 2019, 01:11
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 90
Views: 1198

Re: Foul language in EOL

Indeed they do. Today I learned I'm an off the scale cunt. I'm sorry that advocating for acting like an adult offended you so much, Jon, from now on I'll just shut up.

It's high time I quit the internet and sorted my life out anyway.
by Ruben
24 Dec 2019, 00:02
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 90
Views: 1198

Re: Foul language in EOL

Oke you win, good luck with creating EOL a welcoming atmosphere for the zero newcomers by limiting the freedom of speech and thus getting the feeling that you're a better person than the other. To be honest, for me it's the other way round. How can we expect to welcome newcomers when they just see ...
by Ruben
22 Dec 2019, 23:16
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 90
Views: 1198

Re: Foul language in EOL

[16:49:58] (Luther): bjenn dont u also think its getting out of hand with all [16:50:08] (Luther): camel caretakers and sand negers all over? [16:50:17] (Luther): I was just robbed a couple of days ago and did u see [16:50:26] (Luther): lamotte when he was in kronogarden lmao? [16:52:34] (Bjenn): o...
by Ruben
21 Dec 2019, 00:13
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 90
Views: 1198

Re: Foul language in EOL

When did expressing disappointment in unnecessary foul language turn into "freaking out"?
by Ruben
2 Dec 2019, 04:35
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?
Replies: 12
Views: 468

Re: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?

beautiful Solid black ground and smooth sky looks moar beautiful to me. It's also how I designed levs, putting visuals into polygons instead of using teh clipart. Then look at someone else's setup and "oh, my entire lev is covered in blue puzzle pieces and a grid of dogs in the sky". There are many...
by Ruben
28 Nov 2019, 16:19
Forum: Polls
Topic: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?
Replies: 12
Views: 468

Re: Which PICTURE settings do you usually play with?

Seems I'm one of the few people who likes high details and pics in background. Dunno, I just find norm ground/sky with low details so boring and depressing. Especially with the flat monocolour lgr's that some people use. Could be because I'm not pro and don't really have any aspirations to be one, s...
by Ruben
20 Nov 2019, 05:32
Forum: General
Topic: timezone trouble
Replies: 25
Views: 777

Re: timezone trouble

Could be fun to calculate how big a cannon you would need to stop the earth's rotation.
by Ruben
12 Nov 2019, 17:49
Forum: General
Topic: acrossing dreams
Replies: 240
Views: 50789

Re: acrossing dreams

Roope dreams are directed by Tarantino.
by Ruben
6 Nov 2019, 00:57
Forum: General
Topic: timezone trouble
Replies: 25
Views: 777

Re: timezone trouble

Cookie cutter
by Ruben
18 Oct 2019, 11:45
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 257
Views: 67910

Re: Elma-related jokes

pawq wrote:
17 Oct 2019, 18:23
lame dark and offensive
Just like your mum!

Hah, gottem
by Ruben
10 Oct 2019, 17:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 66
Views: 2849

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

I agree face is very. For me I've realised the most important thing purely in terms of physical attraction is probably the nose.
by Ruben
1 Oct 2019, 13:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Saunas And Longevity
Replies: 6
Views: 395

Re: Saunas And Longevity

That being said, pawq, badstue is also a normal Scandinavian activity, but no longer as common as it still is in Finland, so Scandinavian answers are accepted. I wonder if badestamp has somewhat taken over the badstue's role in Norway.
by Ruben
23 Sep 2019, 13:17
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: I thought Neil Armstrong was black
Replies: 7
Views: 653

Re: I thought Neil Armstrong was black

I thought Neil was always on drugs because Lance Armstrong.
by Ruben
13 Sep 2019, 20:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 34
Views: 6016

Re: Discussion

kuchitsu wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 13:11
So do you guys pee through the zipper hole or do you pull your pants down?
I usually sit down to pee, honestly. More comfy, no chance of axxudents.
by Ruben
3 Sep 2019, 10:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3237
Views: 243742

Re: IMDB votelists

Agree with John:

Apollo 11 - 10/10

Recommend to every human and animal.
by Ruben
1 Sep 2019, 10:29
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 13
Views: 1001

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

I love it.
by Ruben
27 Aug 2019, 12:01
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 944

Re: xkcd

Broken Internals
by Ruben
23 Aug 2019, 20:41
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 944

Re: xkcd

I thing Elma is what Across would look like after being neglected for 20 years.
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 944

Re: xkcd

Someone should tell him about EOL =D
by Ruben
15 Aug 2019, 13:07
Forum: General
Topic: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL
Replies: 22
Views: 2066

Re: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL

Capture FPS is for when you enter a replay while holding F1. It will dump a bunch of .snp files in your Elma directory, which you can use to make a video of the replay. If Capture FPS is set to 30, it makes a 30fps video, if it's set to 60 it makes a 60fps video etc.
by Ruben
7 Aug 2019, 01:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 378
Views: 48299

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

pawq wrote:
6 Aug 2019, 17:13
I think it's nice to include overseas territories. Hell, writing "the UK" doesn't do any justice to some st helena, or "Denmark" to Greenland etc.
Yeah, I agree. But that could still be the reason why he didn't put it earlier.
by Ruben
6 Aug 2019, 16:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 378
Views: 48299

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Maybe because Faroe is a Danish territory.
by Ruben
5 Aug 2019, 18:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tips for travelling
Replies: 4
Views: 333

Re: Tips for travelling

If you're ever in Riga, see if Cuba Bar still exists. If it does, and it's still as good as when we were there, they have the best mojito I've ever had, and a whole bunch of other absolutely excellent drinks =D
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 23:39
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 4253

Re: another new eol question mark topic

This might be opening a giant can of worms, but one could always use 1kfps and play around with the physics until it feels comfortable (like e.g. 300). Though let's not do something silly like in Elma 2 moving the center of mass or adding lots of torque to the throttle. Just teeny tiny adjustments t...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 17:36
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 4253

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Alternatively there will be two shift+f5s, which would be quite bad solution as well. Once again, all the solutions have some bad sides. First of all I think the current system with f keys is quite bad and unintuitive. To me the best way to deal with this is having a rec tab of some sort where you ...
by Ruben
31 Jul 2019, 11:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Know your PC
Replies: 187
Views: 27850

Re: Know your PC

pawq wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 11:07
SSD is easily the best upgrade you could do kuchi! I'd also get 4gb ram (very cheap), as 2gb will hardly handle a modern system :)
Completely depends on just how old the motherboard is, though. It might not support more than 2gb. Best check that before buying more =P
by Ruben
30 Jul 2019, 20:30
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania memes
Replies: 497
Views: 80071

Re: Elastomania memes

Imo hongyspin button missing.
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:46
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 4253

Re: another new eol question mark topic

Looking at that code... Is it just me, or is basing the physics on the framerate an ingeniously bad idea?
by Ruben
24 Jul 2019, 11:34
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 4253

Re: another new eol question mark topic

I'll chip in my two cents. I think getting rid of bounces is a bad idea. They're fun, and altogether a very learnable and reproducable part of playing. Bugbounces I could do without. It's hilarious 1/1000 times when it's advantageous and you get an impossible time in a battle, but the rest of the ti...
by Ruben
22 Jul 2019, 22:18
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 11515

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

adi http://elmaonline.net/images/flags/fi.png ... The limpsy06.rec you had was incredible... ...and limpsy was fucking impsy insane... Can someone pls put those on recs.zampik? Limpsy recs are like the sickest things ever, would love to see the best SL (or non-SL) atempts in those. thx very mucho I...
by Ruben
20 Jul 2019, 13:01
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 11515

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

FEM was absolutely awesome, and I'm so happy pawq pestered me into going. It was great seeing old faces again, and seeing many new ones as well. A few highlights for me: Arriving the first day and seeing how good it looked Bear secret, mind blown, Tricks Abound rec was insane, AI recs were insane, a...
by Ruben
19 Jul 2019, 13:35
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 766
Views: 156024

Re: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?

Met: 8-ball, Abula, adi, A.K.B. , Antti, bene, Boomer, csorfab, danitah , epp, Fanatico , finman, Haamu , Harald Hasch, Honza, Igge, ilkka, insguy, Ismo, jblaze , jonsykkel, Kopaka, Kortsu, lousku, Luther , Markku, Mats, Mielz, mr , Nekit, nick-o-matic, Orcc, pawq, Polarix, pseudo, Ramone, ramses, r...
by Ruben
5 Jul 2019, 17:29
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 11515

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

Tickets ordered. I'm coming with Jon's car.
by Ruben
21 Jun 2019, 14:34
Forum: General
Topic: Discord quotes
Replies: 68
Views: 6644

Re: Discord quotes

You to are to mean! >:(
by Ruben
20 Jun 2019, 19:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Is drug addiction a disease?
Replies: 16
Views: 1046

Re: Is drug addiction a disease?

I think your line of thinking is very dangerous, gimp, and it only servers to make the situation worse. These are people who are struggling with something far worse than what most of us can imagine, and stigmatising them just pushes them further away and makes it way worse. These are people who for ...
by Ruben
11 Jun 2019, 19:20
Forum: General
Topic: EDQ.?
Replies: 15
Views: 1053

Re: EDQ.?

Agree with Bene
by Ruben
29 May 2019, 23:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
Replies: 17
Views: 1963

Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts

Never tried it, but from the people I know who have it's apparantly quite uncomfortable.
by Ruben
22 May 2019, 17:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
Replies: 17
Views: 1963

Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts

I approve of this necro!

I usually shave the evening before going out, though at most every other day, so it varies a lot. In vacation it can go weeks between shaves. Usually takes maybe 5 minutes? Dunno, do it in the shower.
by Ruben
17 May 2019, 18:42
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 11515

Re: FEM2019: approximately 11.-18.7.! Please vote for exact dates

Put me on medium chances
by Ruben
10 May 2019, 18:14
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 11515

Re: FEM2019: approximately 10.-17.7.! Please vote for exact dates

I plan to go to FEM this year :O STOKE! I would love to meet you! But... for my own situation, I will try my hardest to make it, but my own future is very uncertain at the moment, so I can't confirm it quite yet. As I've said before fem is one of the highlights of my year and I really don't want to...
by Ruben
10 May 2019, 17:07
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1753

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Warning this is an personal onion Hi im pretty much of an outsider to this whole berh situation by how i joined in late 2017. I think I can understand the weight of things berh has done to belma/eol in the past but no malicious activity has been seen from him in many years so that most likely means...
by Ruben
9 May 2019, 22:01
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1753

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Thank you for your kind words, Ramone. I wrestled in my mind for quite a bit whether I should post it or not, and very nearly deleted the whole thing (after having spent some 2 hours writing it). Now I'm glad I went through with it.
by Ruben
9 May 2019, 04:24
Forum: General
Topic: Why is berh not banned?
Replies: 25
Views: 1753

Re: Why is berh not banned?

Let's not pretend that abusing a child and hacking a game are in any way related. I get that you're trying to illustrate a point, but these things are not even on the same planet. I understand those who resent him, those who will never forgive him, and those who don't want him to attend meetings. Ho...
by Ruben
24 Apr 2019, 11:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 378
Views: 48299

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Wow last update was before FEM2017!

Travelled through:

Austria
Liechtenstein
Switzerland

Visited:

Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Germany
Italy
Spain
Greece
Bulgaria
England
Poland
Hungary
Czechia
Latvia
Finland
by Ruben
20 Apr 2019, 12:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 66
Views: 2849

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

I had same as pawq, except turnover was more like 2 weeks. At one point there I didn't even try, because I knew in 2 weeks it would be someone else anyway.
by Ruben
13 Apr 2019, 21:10
Forum: Polls
Topic: !cofe
Replies: 17
Views: 1213

Re: !cofe

Coffee
Black
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 11:12
Forum: General
Topic: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL
Replies: 22
Views: 2066

Re: Your biggest misbeliefs about Elma/EOL

I checked on moposite sometime in 2007 but found there hadn't been any activity there since 2006. I was very disappointed that Elma community was dead and I was too late to join.
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 11:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Formula 1 2019!
Replies: 3
Views: 366

Re: Formula 1 2019!

Fucking heartbreak for Leclerc. I seriously hope he's going to win this year. He just might. The sport desperately needs some new faces at the top.
by Ruben
7 Apr 2019, 10:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dreams
Replies: 93
Views: 10575

Re: Dreams

I woke up about an hour ago and had to write this down before forgetting. There's a bit of boring dream setup at the start before the pay-off. Bare with it. Park Pool Romance On the way home, I was telling a story to some of the other guys from swimming class about what had happened during the class...
by Ruben
3 Nov 2018, 05:03
Forum: General
Topic: Polish Elma Meeting 2018, 07.12-10.12, Wrocław
Replies: 38
Views: 3828

Re: Polish Elma Meeting 2018, 07.12-10.12, Wrocław

BUUUU ATTENTION! the owner of the house called us today saying he is going to holiday and is not able to host us at this date... sitution got complicated. we will either: - somehow convince him and organise external house&key caring service - find some new place (hardcore choices again...) - change...