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by ArZeNiK
15 Sep 2019, 13:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 59
Views: 1412

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

pawq wrote:
15 Sep 2019, 11:39
Why don't we have both?
ofc i didnt mean no physical bond at all. it's just that it's the lesser dominant requirement of a relationship from my prespective
by ArZeNiK
15 Sep 2019, 07:46
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 34
Views: 5537

Re: Discussion

what a discussion
i prefer standing up
by ArZeNiK
15 Sep 2019, 07:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 59
Views: 1412

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

The nature of my post was from a cave-man like perspective. We want someone who we can plant our seed in and they will successfully bear our children, it is very much a generalization, i thought that was a given :) news flash from the 21st century: women do NOT exist for the sole purpose of childbi...
by ArZeNiK
13 Sep 2019, 13:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 59
Views: 1412

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

Men are attracted to wide hips and big breasts imo in a long-term relationship almost everything else counts more in terms of attraction than the physical appearance also this "big boob good not big boob bad" is quite the generalisation for males but i've never experienced such an attraction. i wou...
by ArZeNiK
10 Sep 2019, 18:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3410
Views: 343984

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

36. Fruit in the Den 01:05:66 -> 01:04:63 Total time 41:00:63 -> 40:59:60 With any luck that'll be my second to last TT minute break. :wink2: Just under 7 months to get 39 today. Other than being sub 40 it's also a milestone for me since I'm now better than world's best were when I started playing ...
by ArZeNiK
1 Sep 2019, 09:16
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 12
Views: 417

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

sounds cool
by ArZeNiK
30 Aug 2019, 23:28
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

Sik kazanness
by ArZeNiK
29 Aug 2019, 16:03
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Preannouncing battles
Replies: 363
Views: 57232

Re: Preannouncing battles

umiz wrote:
29 Aug 2019, 15:04
Tonight at 20.00 Swedish Time i will start HitchHikers Guide to the Universe level.
It's called Miss the ground

Balletime: 50 minutes
Type: Normal
Award: ill buy the winner a beer.

Image
what if the winner is under 18
by ArZeNiK
28 Aug 2019, 19:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

46. Bowling 01:12:54 -> 00:58:90 https://elma.online/r/kr4shk3uay 22/54 Really enjoyed playing this, went for a better style than required for pro target, which meant I also got danish record. Should be able to get wc target in this, had a 57 miss where I died stupidly after a decent bounce. But no...
by ArZeNiK
27 Aug 2019, 15:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

i join the warm up popper squad 14.06 also first leg and second top20 time i started hoyling on aug 25th after a short elmabreak because many people p0ped this level recently (many huns also like ics, labs, bami) so i thought i could join their lines. i played live on twitch too on 26th and 27th but...
by ArZeNiK
27 Aug 2019, 15:19
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

ROKKEBOL wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:18
35int 03:32,96 -> 02:51.86
sik nice. go wr
by ArZeNiK
23 Aug 2019, 23:17
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 498

Re: xkcd

kuski is in wheelchair instead of bike. all apples are rotten, the flower is no longer blooming, the grass is dead Man, now I want to see an apocalyptic take on internals. Many years passed. Tunnel Terror collapsed, you can't get through. There are no more Islands in the Sky. The octopus mutated an...
by ArZeNiK
23 Aug 2019, 19:23
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd
Replies: 12
Views: 498

Re: xkcd

kuchitsu wrote:
23 Aug 2019, 17:47
So what would Elastomania look like today if games actually aged?
kuski is in wheelchair instead of bike. all apples are rotten, the flower is no longer blooming, the grass is dead
by ArZeNiK
23 Aug 2019, 17:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Lets play a little game...
Replies: 14
Views: 720

Re: Lets play a little game...

AndrY wrote:
23 Aug 2019, 10:58
ArZeNiK wrote:
23 Aug 2019, 09:29
discord has 265 members
mopolauta has 2017 members
eol has over6000 "members" and what?
obv, lauta has much longer history, but discord is more active place now imo. sure, there are some mans who dont visit lauta.
ok
by ArZeNiK
23 Aug 2019, 09:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Lets play a little game...
Replies: 14
Views: 720

Re: Lets play a little game...

AndrY wrote:
23 Aug 2019, 06:53
ask in discord, i think more ppl there
discord has 265 members
mopolauta has 2017 members
by ArZeNiK
13 Aug 2019, 06:37
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4097
Views: 420410

Re: New WRs

ASPIRINKA wrote:
12 Aug 2019, 17:21
I wonder if any older WRs are public for now: Serpents Tale, Tunnel Terror, Hooked, Turnaround etc.
no, no, style yes, no
by ArZeNiK
11 Aug 2019, 10:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: songs with kuskis names
Replies: 80
Views: 10441

Re: songs with kuskis names

there is a czech band called arzenik https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VdkmROVMMs
by ArZeNiK
9 Aug 2019, 13:33
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3410
Views: 343984

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

gz! was nice following you around this trip, gave me a lot of inspiration
by ArZeNiK
6 Aug 2019, 11:01
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

Gravity Ride 24:45 -> 24:17

better end. i go for more
by ArZeNiK
6 Aug 2019, 09:46
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2019
Replies: 23
Views: 1725

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2019

i feel like there's a lack of breakthrough nominees this year - although there's still a 1/3th of year remaining. prove me wrong so far imo, most internal influence this year was had by kopaka, jsmith and pskript, who are in the 40tt range, and improving times fastly. all of these have the potential...
by ArZeNiK
4 Aug 2019, 12:25
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 255
Views: 65455

Re: Elma-related jokes

some of these might be bad or offensive. sry One day, Nekit axxudentally falls down an hill, breaks his neck and dies. He wakes up with clouds under his legs, and he sees a huge open gate in front of him. Curiously, he walks towards the gate only to see the figure of an old man with a long beard in ...
by ArZeNiK
3 Aug 2019, 22:17
Forum: Polls
Topic: When World Cup VIII??
Replies: 29
Views: 2403

Re: When World Cup VIII??

summer cuz i cant paly in skol
by ArZeNiK
2 Aug 2019, 21:06
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2583

Re: another new eol question mark topic

milagros wrote:
2 Aug 2019, 16:52
in any case these changes are trivial and can but changed in 5 mins both way when the code is done
so there is no point in discussing atm
indeed this discussion is pointless. that's why it has been going on for 3 pages
by ArZeNiK
31 Jul 2019, 08:16
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2583

Re: another new eol question mark topic

pardon me for interfering in a discussion about a more than 20-year period which i haven't even lived all of, but i suppose across was easier to let go since it wasn't "tamed" as much (as in: got its physics as much understood and exploited, and times so much lowered to perfection) as oldelma (curre...
by ArZeNiK
31 Jul 2019, 08:04
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

11.Gravity Ride 26:29 -> 24:70 done in an approximately 3,5h hoyling session nothing really drove me to this decision, i just woke up started pc and eol and was like "hmm lets hoyl 11" for some ??? reason noticed end started going very well, had some fumad 24 failrec very early on already (that's w...
by ArZeNiK
30 Jul 2019, 12:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Know your PC
Replies: 187
Views: 26578

Re: Know your PC

my pc is

win7 ultimate x64
8gb
intel core i5 3470 3.2ghz
geforce 210

geforce 210 is to be replaced with something that doesnt suck when i have the money
until then i cant do lots of stuff on pc at all/without lag
by ArZeNiK
29 Jul 2019, 20:13
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2583

Re: another new eol question mark topic

What if "old eol" still could run on server for internal höyl of wrs for "old moposite" tables, with the battle mode (and cups) disabled. That way it wouldnt really separate community. Dunno if its damaging, but maybe worths a try for a test phase. sounds good idea for me since vsync and bug things...
by ArZeNiK
27 Jul 2019, 20:50
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania memes
Replies: 462
Views: 74168

Re: Elastomania memes

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by ArZeNiK
24 Jul 2019, 15:59
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Life Pack by Zero
Replies: 14
Views: 664

Re: Life Pack by Zero

came to eol first time since 2w ago thursday. already played all and finished almost all (2 remaining) levs. lev quality and design is very nice. especially last lev is good, and touching gameplay overall is good as well, with a nice mixture of linearity and multistyleness. !pack 9 only bc gravity i...
by ArZeNiK
24 Jul 2019, 08:14
Forum: New versions
Topic: another new eol question mark topic
Replies: 114
Views: 2583

Re: another new eol question mark topic

is there any intrest for new eol client and server bigest problem is: vat to do about buggy fysics engine? fix it or let it be bugy forever fixing would mean constant high fps and no bugbounces/pops/vsync gaking advantages of fixing it: - you can drive a good time and there is no question about whe...
by ArZeNiK
24 Jul 2019, 07:22
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

Kopaka wrote:
23 Jul 2019, 15:06
24. Ramp Frenzy 00:57:84 -> 00:56:45
https://elma.online/r/0deloszrib

21/54
nice! keep on going!
by ArZeNiK
22 Jul 2019, 19:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4611
Views: 579636

Re: Replays sharing

actually i think all these AI recs are sik
who know where bot will be in future. maybe bot is first 33tt
by ArZeNiK
22 Jul 2019, 12:51
Forum: General
Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
Replies: 165
Views: 7943

Re: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!

kuchitsu wrote:
21 Jul 2019, 07:49
zweqspin in 2001? I need to see that (quiz spoiler, don't read if you want to try it yourself first)
some sleskrec
by ArZeNiK
15 Jul 2019, 14:55
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Lawn - contest by arzenik
Replies: 5
Views: 328

Re: Lawn - contest by arzenik

Contest has ended! Here are the results: 1. finman [dat] 100 points 2. b0ne [dat] 85 points 3. mikl 75 points 4. roope [MiE] 70 points 5. error [27] 59.6 points 6. Orcc [IS] 58.4 points 7. ROKKEBOL [BAP] 55.2 points 8. Spef [dat] 39 points 9. zebra [TAP] 29.4 points 10. bamilan [WLA] 27.6 points 11....
by ArZeNiK
14 Jul 2019, 13:05
Forum: General
Topic: Your Hoyl Station
Replies: 268
Views: 55638

Re: Your Hoyl Station

my "hoylstation" is any pc capable of running elma at a minimum of 30fps and a working keyboard. my "ultimate hoylstation" (one that i prefer @home) is same but change elma to eol and fps to 100
no need to go fancy, anything else would be a waste of money
by ArZeNiK
10 Jul 2019, 13:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 59
Views: 1412

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

Just ask her if she'd like to get some cofe with you. Do not "CONFESS THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER NO MATTER WHAT" :) I guess it is pretty obvious, but I had to write it anyways. Not obvious, I nabbed it the same way twice (diff girls :lol: ) because i didn't learn anything from the first case XD I'd li...
by ArZeNiK
10 Jul 2019, 10:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Replies: 59
Views: 1412

Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?

kuchitsu wrote:
10 Jul 2019, 09:19
FUCK IT I'M GONNA CONFESS THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER NO MATTER WHAT
you go, kuchi! gl! i believe in you
by ArZeNiK
9 Jul 2019, 17:55
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4611
Views: 579636

Re: Replays sharing

Bludek wrote:
9 Jul 2019, 17:26
recs.zamppe.com is nat working for my.

am I doing something wrong? :( (( :((
nope, there were some issues recently that cause the site downtime but zweq kind of resolved so were waiting for it to go back online (not zamppe-dependent)
by ArZeNiK
3 Jul 2019, 05:59
Forum: Documentary project
Topic: "I play elma"
Replies: 38
Views: 8753

Re: "I play elma"

maybe i could read out my "what makes elma special" thing?
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 20:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Nofap
Replies: 28
Views: 2179

Re: Nofap

pawq wrote:
1 Jul 2019, 19:33
Not sure if I misunderstood then pun/no-pun thing, or if you're just being an asshole :thinking:
possibilities are endless
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 18:41
Forum: Documentary project
Topic: "I play elma"
Replies: 38
Views: 8753

Re: "I play elma"

is this still a should do?
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 17:20
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14737
Views: 1087818

Re: New internal times

i'm waiting for the fresh 39s
also good time error, i partially saw it live
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 16:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Nofap
Replies: 28
Views: 2179

Re: Nofap

Bludek wrote:
1 Jul 2019, 16:15
Also some girls like it quite rough. Most of them actually, at least every now and then, afaik. So there's that, if that helps.
fuck them




no pun intended
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 16:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Nofap
Replies: 28
Views: 2179

Re: Nofap

kuchitsu wrote:
1 Jul 2019, 13:42
If I was a girl I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want my male friends to fap to scenes of female abuse all the time.
yes 100% of porn is female abuse, especially amateur videos

my personal record is 13 years
by ArZeNiK
1 Jul 2019, 07:56
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Lawn - contest by arzenik
Replies: 5
Views: 328

Re: Lawn - contest by arzenik

Pack is now released
by ArZeNiK
30 Jun 2019, 13:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: suicidal
Replies: 83
Views: 7852

Re: suicidal

i forgot to show my support for kuchitsu

you are a good person
you matter

ok here it
by ArZeNiK
28 Jun 2019, 16:12
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Lawn - contest by arzenik
Replies: 5
Views: 328

Re: Lawn - contest by arzenik

3 days until contest! There will be 56 levels, it's decided now. Name is and will remain the same: Lawn
by ArZeNiK
27 Jun 2019, 05:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: suicidal
Replies: 83
Views: 7852

Re: suicidal

i'm sometimes depressed and/or lightly suicidal
by ArZeNiK
26 Jun 2019, 18:26
Forum: General
Topic: Xira
Replies: 12
Views: 832

Re: Xira

i appreciate