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by tej
23 Nov 2020, 19:14
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 49
Views: 8967

Re: EOL quotes

[18:30:18] (iCS): which mans quited wcup so far? [18:30:51] (Alex): everyone expect top1 [18:31:14] (barryp): cant quit yet [18:31:19] (barryp): there hasnt been a pipe [18:31:27] (tej): yeah when pipe [18:31:36] (tej): where pab to make heaven and hell part 2 [18:31:44] (barryp): i will go full god...
by tej
19 Oct 2020, 21:52
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 164
Views: 29435

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

fmw2043.lev: Monday Oct. 19 to Sunday Oct. 25

Fastest finish wins

Download: https://elma.online/dl/level/474702
by tej
11 Oct 2020, 01:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1083
Views: 160401

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

i maked 81 and very produuud )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))818181818181818181
by tej
9 Oct 2020, 21:31
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2020
Replies: 23
Views: 2124

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2020

Blayer: bonskykkel
by tej
5 Oct 2020, 18:16
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 49
Views: 8967

Re: EOL quotes

[17:14:23] (Sierra): Elma has reached China :o
[17:14:57] (Sierra): We're all fucked if local population discovers it
[17:15:35] (Sierra): There'll be entire farms of 5-year-old girls driving 12:xx WU
by tej
26 Sep 2020, 20:21
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 49
Views: 8967

Re: EOL quotes

[12:12:38] (veezay): yes, 14+20=54
[12:12:55] (DewwCraft): yes
[12:13:21] (DewwCraft): cause 10 + 20 = 30 + 10 + 20 + 4

haha thats too good
by tej
17 Sep 2020, 23:20
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 1154

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

From scratch projects like smibu's and okeol has been promising, but face legal issues. Aren't the legal issues of EOL identical to the legal issues of okeol? Both reverse engineered Elma and modified it. (EOL took more of an add things to it approach, and okeol took more of a rip things from it ap...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 22:29
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 1154

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

[quotes removed] Yeh it's a bit complicated thing. Currently the online version is not very attractive for newcomers because without quite a lot of training they don't stand a chance in battles against battle hardened veterans. Then again to get big enough player base from all skill levels the onli...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 17:20
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 1154

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

8-ball wrote:
16 Sep 2020, 17:12
status of the heart of the game is doomed to go into another limbo
Here's a question: How does public domain work in Hungary, or the EU? The game is pretty old, when does it become public domain?
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 16:46
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 1154

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

I don't want to undermine the efforts of Smibu or jon, but I have argued before, and I still believe that open sourcing the online multiplayer experience is the way to go. This is not a simple process. Exactly, the people reverse engineering the game (and look, I've checked out the assembly, and I ...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 04:13
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 1154

What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

The new owner of Elasto Mania made a post about getting people to sign up for a Source Contribution Program. How it'd work is you'd sign an agreement to not leak the code, work on the source code of the game, and then give your work to the owners. I don't buy it. This game is old, and it's about tim...
by tej
13 Sep 2020, 21:53
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 49
Views: 8967

Re: EOL quotes

tej: what compiler are you using?
jonsykkel: glang
tej: clang? or is glang real thing?
jonsykkel: ye that first thing
tej: c key must be broken
jonsykkel: since 2015
tej: ughh
tej: so all your files are fysics.g
tej: so sad
jonsykkel: gorekt
jonsykkel: i cope
tej: you gope
jonsykkel: ye my bad
by tej
13 Sep 2020, 04:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Have you ever had a dream that spanned multiple days?
Replies: 10
Views: 348

Re: Have you ever had a dream that spanned multiple days?

my dreams only span moments, never an elongated period of time.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:30
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 21
Views: 1617

Re: Are you smarter than average?

specter2 wrote:
17 Aug 2020, 21:01
the more you care to learn the more you understand how little you actually know; many dumb people think they're smarter than what they really are and the result of this poll clearly shows that
Perhaps this community consists of people who are, on average, smarter than the average.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:13
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 164
Views: 29435

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

pawq wrote:
30 Aug 2020, 21:34
Holy shit, that rec is porn!
Agreed. Insane rec, Kazan.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:10
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 64
Views: 1975

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

when i orig read the thread i didn't really pay attention and thought it was more of a casual "would you rather" scenario, knowing it's your actual situation i think i (and many others) would vote differently. i hope you qualify for whatever treatment you need and want.
by tej
30 Aug 2020, 23:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 64
Views: 1975

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

woman ofc, wouldn't trade 50 yrs of life to keep whatever it's worth being a man over a woman
by tej
27 Aug 2020, 19:20
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

no need pipe even, just "take as many apples as pos". i meaned this type, which is exists really. Oh, yeah. That wasn't what I was trying to describe originally. Yes you can make level with impos flower and the goal is to collect max apples, but what I was talking about was a level where you do fin...
by tej
27 Aug 2020, 14:43
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Omnigravital Apple This is not really a battle idea as much as an object you can put in the level, it's a gravity apple that does not change gravity to one of the cardinal directions. Instead, it sets the gravity to whatever way the bike is rotated becomes downwards. The player can try to get the p...
by tej
13 Aug 2020, 17:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 160
Views: 12191

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

My argument against gimp's idea that people should have the choice to go out as well as the choice to stay in: If the option to go out is available, the government will likely not be forced to support people while they're forced to stay inside. Where I live, the government is paying all people who ...
by tej
9 Aug 2020, 20:01
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Coloured apple logic battle The level can include different colours and a requirement. For example: the player must collect all red apples and any blue apple the player must collect all green apples OR all yellow apples the player must collect two red apples (in a level with more than two red apple...
by tej
7 Aug 2020, 15:44
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 24
Views: 1329

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

Grace wrote:
5 Aug 2020, 23:25
...
Agreed. Rec filename in url helps to link someone it and they can just go "already seen it" and you can talk about it immediately.
by tej
4 Aug 2020, 15:21
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 650

Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?

sounds really cool but how much for you to drive for me as well?
by tej
27 Jul 2020, 16:57
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 24
Views: 1329

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

Yeah, and then you're discarding all the integration possibilities between rec/lev/kuski/etc pages. You don't need to discard anything. The recs can be available in two places. The /recs endpoint should just be a view into the recs with a player, free of all the visual overload. Since we're talking...
by tej
27 Jul 2020, 14:56
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 24
Views: 1329

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

It's part of the UX to have as much stuff as possible in one place tho. Maybe finally closing elmaonline.net when elma.online is ready will help with that. I mean, it comes down to taste, and it may be personal preference, but I find the "everything in one place" concept goes against everything I'v...
by tej
26 Jul 2020, 16:20
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 24
Views: 1329

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

so you prefer the community having two sites with recs because "eyes like zamppe more"? I don't agree with your disagreement here. If the UX is better on one site, people will use it. Make elma.online superior to zamp, and people will switch over. I currently agree with people saying zamp has bette...
by tej
26 Jul 2020, 16:13
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Good citizen battle
You can only play if you didn't whine about any battles in the last 24h
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 20:35
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Specialization battle Team battle, each person must belong to a team of X players. Before battle starts, the players are presented with X levels (or less than X levels, some players will sit out). The team must choose which players will play which levels, hopefully putting players who will do well ...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:38
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

brute force batle if you bang hed to wall a hole is created, but you will still die. bang your head wisely Would be fun, like erosion battle but more targeted. Does my head holes apply to other people in the battle? Or everyone bangs alone? gender equality batle you is female now every 2nd run. you...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:36
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

yeah head just falls through ground free rotate is another nitro feature where there is no time limitation between volts. see for example here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6pSqN-EcFU That's sick. Would be way more fun with default physics, and just the rotation change, than actually playing wit...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:25
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Trigger battle
Similar to the idea of an apple making other apples appear:
In this battle getting an apple can make certain polygons appear or disappear, as well as killers appear and disappear.
This is another idea that would make some pretty great puzzles possible.
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:14
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Pick up an appel that makes next / certain apples available This would be super sick for puzzle levels. invincibility battle Like head just falls thru ground battle? Similar to head is a wheel battle, but more like ENitro. free rotate battle What's free rotate? zoom 5.0 batle u have to play batle w...
by tej
21 Jul 2020, 22:34
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

Re: New battle types ideas

Driving causes wear battle
In this battle the edges of the level that get driven on erode away, as if the bikers were all kicking up dirt. So by the end of the battle the level would be shaped differently then when it started, and things that used to be square and rigid, would be worn out and round.
by tej
21 Jul 2020, 22:33
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 36
Views: 1688

New battle types ideas

Here are some ideas I came up with right now for new types of battles. My ideas are not all possible to implement on top of the current system we are using (hacked elma.exe) but could be pretty cool if we had full programming freedom. Please share any ideas you have. Head is a wheel battle In this b...
by tej
20 Jul 2020, 03:24
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Elma Imager - Create Images and Animations from Rec and Lev
Replies: 4
Views: 389

Re: Elma Imager - Create Images and Animations from Rec and Lev

It's a computer generated rec with altered physics. Rec here: https://elma.online/r/drnj90fzlp It's actually my AI showing off its pipe skills. (It's really hard to play with altered physics, much harder than it looks). Basically it just means you can use Elma Imager (somewhat) for modded recs. Cool
by tej
19 Jul 2020, 17:17
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 21
Views: 1617

Re: Are you smarter than average?

kuchitsu wrote:
9 Jul 2020, 22:26
The result should be about 50/50.
This would be true if the question was "Are you smarter than the median?".

kucki not smarter than average, confirmed.
by tej
7 Jul 2020, 22:18
Forum: General
Topic: On the publicity of the physics engine
Replies: 5
Views: 424

Re: On the publicity of the physics engine

Quite sick other-elma program. I like holding space to auto pipe.
by tej
26 Jun 2020, 15:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR
Replies: 34
Views: 1895

Re: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR

Levs from 90s have this authentic "EYAH i broke the level" feeling when you find a fast style / route because the levs are designed for safeplaying beginners. Doing shortcuts in modern overly designed levels doesn't give this authentic feeling at all. when i first found the the platform stunt and t...
by tej
20 Jun 2020, 15:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: state-up (Upload state.dat to stats automatically)
Replies: 0
Views: 277

state-up (Upload state.dat to stats automatically)

state-up Upload your state.dat automatically. Ensures that your state.dat has changed before it uploads. Can be triggered in any way you choose. All information on how to use and install is in the README ------------------------------ This is a simple script to upload your state.dat to stats automa...
by tej
19 Jun 2020, 02:54
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3459
Views: 424109

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

few days ago 55 club,
tonite 54 club! due to a 49.32 on int51
53 here we come
by tej
9 Jun 2020, 23:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Race to +20/-20
Replies: 162
Views: 13180

Re: Race to +20/-20

+14
by tej
5 Jun 2020, 20:15
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Elmanager - Updated 18 July 2020
Replies: 647
Views: 147515

Re: Elmanager - Updated 18 August 2019

FinMan wrote:
27 May 2020, 13:50
you can also click on the sle.exe to go to sle
Very funny. The whole point I'm posting this is because that executable has been removed in new releases.
by tej
5 Jun 2020, 20:12
Forum: General
Topic: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players
Replies: 9
Views: 714

Re: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players

Thanks, guys. I want to put this on Steam, and still plan to do so, but I took a quick look at the guide feature there and it forces you to upload the images to embed them on the guide. That would be fine, but you have to do it one at a time, which is the stupidest nonsense I've seem from valve in a...
by tej
26 May 2020, 21:12
Forum: General
Topic: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players
Replies: 9
Views: 714

Re: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players

Advanced tips in SLE Fixing a grass error by putting a texture on top of it Remember this problem? https://raw.githubusercontent.com/elma-guide/elma-guide/master/guide-images/shape3.png You can fix this by putting a texture on top of it. https://raw.githubusercontent.com/elma-guide/elma-guide/maste...
by tej
26 May 2020, 21:11
Forum: General
Topic: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players
Replies: 9
Views: 714

Re: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players

Starting battles Starting battles Starting a battle was a bit stressful for me. What time do you pick? When do you start it? Here's the thing, people will absolutely dislike your levels. You can't please everyone. I don't mean everyone will, but someone will. Don't let people get you down. Make lev...
by tej
26 May 2020, 21:10
Forum: General
Topic: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players
Replies: 9
Views: 714

Re: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players

Making levels Making a level in 2000 meant opening up the main menu of elma and going to the Editor button the bottom. This editor is great for many, and served its purpose, but really could have used some quality of life improvements. Luckily for you, it is 2020 and you can use an external tool to...
by tej
26 May 2020, 21:09
Forum: General
Topic: Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players
Replies: 9
Views: 714

Guide to Level Making and Battle Starting for new players

With the Steam release we will likely see some new designers. I joined EOL after a decade of having the game and immediately started making levels for battles in March 2018, I had made levels 10 years ago, but this was a new beginning. This gives me a unique look into how starting to make levels as ...