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by Chris Penrose
16 Oct 2002, 14:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

Actually I suppose one of the reasons people use the word 'professional' instead of 'expert' is because it's more powerful a word. Perhaps we could use, 'super expert' or something. Or even create a new word.
by Chris Penrose
16 Oct 2002, 14:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

I am not trying to show off, and I don't think I'm brilliant at English. Although people say I am. I even admitted I was wrong:
I wrote:Look at 3 and 4. I was right and wrong.
The word 'expert' is more correct than 'pro', and I'm sorry, but no one can change that.
by Chris Penrose
15 Oct 2002, 19:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

A look into the dictionary...

Entry from the readers digest universal dictionary: professional adj 1. Of, pertaining to, engaged in, or suitable for a profession. 2. Engaged in a specific activity as a source of livelihood. 3. Performed by persons recieving pay. 4. Having great skill or experience in a particular field of activi...
by Chris Penrose
15 Oct 2002, 18:14
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Another contest
Replies: 8
Views: 2755

I'm interested in achieving records but I know I won't cos i'm too pants. I still try for the fun of it. Anyway, 4 days left of 1st event. Send your recs in, people.
by Chris Penrose
15 Oct 2002, 18:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

Karlis wrote:I IS TEH LOL!
What?


And also Balazs got it wrong with lab pro.
I can think of loads of levels with pro in the name.



Maybe people will stop doing that after they read this topic.
by Chris Penrose
15 Oct 2002, 16:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

Yes pro is shortened of professional. The correct word would be 'expert' i suppose.
by Chris Penrose
15 Oct 2002, 16:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5939

Misuse of the word 'professional'

Could everyone stop using phrases like, 'professional elma player,' or 'professional level maker' as this is wrong. The word professional suggests that it is your profession and you get paid for it. I'll leave you all to argue about that.
by Chris Penrose
14 Oct 2002, 18:44
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Another contest
Replies: 8
Views: 2755

The levels's pretty easy to complete. Just hard to get like 15:00 or lower.
Glad you liked my levels insane guy. Drive some records and send me them so you can get on best times table.
by Chris Penrose
13 Oct 2002, 14:59
Forum: General
Topic: Team HTML is dead?
Replies: 7
Views: 2673

The front page hasn't been working for a while now. I think LC said it was some sort of problem with the FTP.
by Chris Penrose
13 Oct 2002, 13:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How is your nick pronounced?
Replies: 210
Views: 42120

My 'h' is silent. Criss Penrose. Damn these confusing English names.
by Chris Penrose
13 Oct 2002, 13:15
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 40 not-so-very-well-made-but-hopefully-worth-a-try levs
Replies: 6
Views: 2413

Could someone go tell me if Antz's page is working allright, because i've been messing around with the HTML code and stuff. (Antz's page is beginning to look better than my own)
by Chris Penrose
13 Oct 2002, 09:52
Forum: General
Topic: cheat0r
Replies: 81
Views: 16133

Great idea. I have no programming experience, but if I did I would definatly try and make a cheat detector. Especially if there was money involved. Try it, Milagros.
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 16:14
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 40 not-so-very-well-made-but-hopefully-worth-a-try levs
Replies: 6
Views: 2413

Re: 40 not-so-very-well-made-but-hopefully-worth-a-try levs

Antz wrote: u can get them from www.angelfire.com/trek/antz_elma/index.html from the link "the levels"
Click on the tab button, "levels" instead (if its working)
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 13:40
Forum: New versions
Topic: THE LATEST VERSION OF 1.11h ( WONDERPATCH )
Replies: 63
Views: 20288

Slow motion should be good for watching replays made on levels made with that matrix lgr. (i think it's called trinity.lgr?)
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 13:27
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 40 not-so-very-well-made-but-hopefully-worth-a-try levs
Replies: 6
Views: 2413

Fun to play if you're in a good mood. a02 looks really cool. BTW: Give me your angelfire username and password (only if you trust me, and use email or PM) and i'll make you a better looking site, as I am very familiar with using angelfire. Just tell me anything that you want on it and ill do my best...
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 13:16
Forum: Advertising
Topic: TTT Goddamn Great Levs!
Replies: 18
Views: 4628

Okay, I downloaded the n00bie levels and they appear to be just easier versions of the internals. I suppose that's the whole point. Probably worth downloading for any n00bs out there. But I still think we don't need any more of these "versions of internals" level packs.
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 13:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: TTT Goddamn Great Levs!
Replies: 18
Views: 4628

Some of those TTT levs are a bit boring. And use more pictures. Other than that, they're ok.
by Chris Penrose
12 Oct 2002, 12:59
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Another contest
Replies: 8
Views: 2755

I changed the limit for the first contest from 14:30 to 16:00 because people were e-mailing me saying it was way too hard.
by Chris Penrose
11 Oct 2002, 21:50
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Another contest
Replies: 8
Views: 2755

Another contest

I know there won't be many people taking part, what with the world cup and all, but if you get time please go check out my new contest at my site.
Thanks.
by Chris Penrose
11 Oct 2002, 20:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: WC4 event 05 times
Replies: 22
Views: 6572

Under 34secs is impossible in the world of Chris Penrose.
by Chris Penrose
8 Oct 2002, 15:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

Very strange idea

Showering improves elma playing, eh? I might try that. I've noticed listening to music while playing helps a great deal. Well, it depends what music really. Also chewing gum.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 19:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

A ban, you say?

It's not nonsense. Calvin and Hobbes is a cartoon by Bill Watterson and rainbow drops are groovy little tasty things that you can buy at funfairs.
And I don't mind being banned. It will build character. Also I will play more elma if I know i'm not allowed on mopolauta.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 19:19
Forum: General
Topic: What's your favourite level?
Replies: 47
Views: 10168

Why couldn't he just say that instead of wasting our time making us wait for the graphic to load when he could just write, "Ah! Steppes. I like Steppes." like I just did. I don't think he would do that. It must mean something else.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 19:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

Nothing can beat elma...

Nothing nothing nothing beats elma. Never never never. Ever. Not even Calvin and Hobbes. Or rainbow drops.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 19:04
Forum: General
Topic: What's your favourite level?
Replies: 47
Views: 10168

Um. What has that pic got to do with anything?
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 19:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

No more AAA's, eh? Oh, boo hoo.

Yeah, I just thought of that. I'll stop it now.
So what is more fun, elma or mopolauta? I think elma, but mopolauta is almost as fun. Aha! Mopolauta wouldn't exist if it wasn't for elma. (or across)
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: elma the bitch
Replies: 32
Views: 7556

skittles are kinda like smarties. We have mint skittles now too.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

The "A" on my keyboard is wearing away...

Actually I think I spend just as much time on mopolauta as I do on elma.
Uh, I mean...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

Why am I still here?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:46
Forum: General
Topic: What's your favourite level?
Replies: 47
Views: 10168

It must be about 6 months since I improved my warmup time. (15:33)
Oops, That's off-topic. Uh..
I like serpents tail (spelled right?) simply because it's fun to ride.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3782

gEt OuT! pLaY sOmE eLmA! eEk!!

WHAT AM I DOING HERE WHEN I COULD BE PLAYING ELMA?? THIS IS THE ONLY LIFE I'VE GOT!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 18:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16274

GodFather was stabbed for using the word "niggah" and
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 16:07
Forum: General
Topic: What's your favourite level?
Replies: 47
Views: 10168

Enigma because i'm totally nuts. I know no one likes enigma except me.
by Chris Penrose
7 Oct 2002, 15:25
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14843

I would like to talk about giving Ribot some kind of treatment but that would be totally off-topic, so: Loads of ppl at school have downloaded the shareware Elma and don't understand it at all. The only reason they play it really is to try and go upside down and things and a load of ppl will be crow...
by Chris Penrose
3 Oct 2002, 15:44
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14843

Mum's usual sarcastic comment is, "ooh. That's really relistic. Big spinning apples." Dad's usual sarcastic comment is, "oh, you're reaaly good at this." cuz whenever he's watching its when im trying some really difficult shortcut. Sister's usual sarcastic comment is, "i sup...
by Chris Penrose
1 Oct 2002, 19:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

There's a joke that some people know on other forums and chat rooms that i've been on where someone would write, "Your gay!" And anyone who knew the joke would write, "my gay what?" and make the bad grammared person seem like a total fool.
by Chris Penrose
1 Oct 2002, 16:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

Where I live "gay" is used to describe anyone (or anything) that someone dislikes. Even food.
by Chris Penrose
1 Oct 2002, 16:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

I don't think "gay" should be used as an insult.
by Chris Penrose
1 Oct 2002, 16:15
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

Gay people calling people gay as an insult??
That's just stupid.
by Chris Penrose
1 Oct 2002, 16:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

Unless you're homophobic or have a real problem with gays, the only reason for pointing out someone is gay is if you are. That's my theory.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Those who are trapped in the closet
Replies: 49
Views: 9703

At my school we have a childish rule to stop people calling each other gay. If you say someone's gay it means you are.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:22
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

Okay. Link's working again.
BTW: I don't have to be an expert to say that they are not sucky.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:16
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

MozMan wrote: EML...i LOVE you for saying that coz i agree so much :lol:
The topic on gays is thataway.
Sorry. Only joking.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:12
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

I think all that stuff in your signiature is a load of crap.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:05
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

Okay, I've left Psy a PM. I'll just go and disable the link until he replies.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 20:00
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

I personally don't mind anyone putting my levels anywhere. But if they pass them off as thier own I will come out all butch and create a psychological campaign of terror...
Mwaahahahahahaha...!! :twisted:
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 19:51
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

oh come on! Levels swap hands on irc every day, all the time. You can't be serious? If you give away your level to anyone, you must just give in to the fact it will be used by ppl. The moment you actually give it away you give your permission to someone to use/abuse the level, as they have it in th...
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 19:49
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

Abula wrote:
Chris Penrose wrote:Here ya go.
HERE
Let me know if the link doesn't work.
I guess you have the permission of the level maker to publish them here. Or?
Hey, that's a point. Should I take them off and ask him? I don't know how to contact him, does anyone know how?
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 19:29
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

Here ya go.
HERE
Let me know if the link doesn't work.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 19:24
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9168

Well, they're really brilliant levels. I'll upload them to my site. Give me 5 minutes.

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