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by J-sim
27 May 2006, 15:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Desmond Dekker dead!!! Rest in Peace!
Replies: 7
Views: 2365

rest in peace, but what is ska? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ska Ska is a form of Jamaican music which began in the early 1960s. Combining elements of traditional mento and calypso with an American jazz and rhythm and blues sound, it was a precursor in Jamaica to rocksteady and later reggae. It is ...
by J-sim
23 May 2006, 21:22
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: ELMA COMMUNITY OPEN SOURCE
Replies: 18
Views: 5738

ANpDaD wrote:(btw i dont like elma because of times&records competetion, not because of hoyl, but because of its beauty. Beauty in everything - recs, levs, tricks etc...)

awwwww thats nice :***
by J-sim
16 May 2006, 12:42
Forum: General
Topic: Enigma Bounce
Replies: 78
Views: 22213

stinis is kind of easier to judge because it in no way looks like an ordinary bounce. luthers does look like an ordinary "buggish" bounce because of the wheelpop. but it surely still is questionable. but in stinis bounce he doesn't even get pressure on the hill as far as i remember, he jus...
by J-sim
15 May 2006, 21:56
Forum: General
Topic: Keyboard
Replies: 176
Views: 53746

petsen wrote:http://www.zitech.dk/Product/BigImage.aspx?ID=156411

this is my zitech :P i loove it
your keyboard is crap to play on petsen :wink:
by J-sim
14 May 2006, 14:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What computer games you're playing?
Replies: 647
Views: 185527

tried that godfather game 10 minutes. from now on i promise i will never play anything but elma
by J-sim
14 May 2006, 14:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Now Playing
Replies: 289
Views: 54659

Tape - Rideau
best swedish album from last year
by J-sim
14 May 2006, 09:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Now Playing
Replies: 289
Views: 54659

my morning jacket - what a wonderful man
by J-sim
6 May 2006, 14:22
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 416831

well a lot of people say they will stop when summer comes. i bet you he will be back when it's cold outside and there's nothing better to do.
by J-sim
29 Apr 2006, 10:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What computer games you're playing?
Replies: 647
Views: 185527

anyone tried that godfather game? is it good?
by J-sim
29 Apr 2006, 10:57
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Money gathering campaign for Moposite
Replies: 48
Views: 24395

if donating could in some way make my wcup prize arrive faster then i will donate too. it kinda sucks to have played that much and not having the diploma to impress girls with :x
by J-sim
18 Apr 2006, 12:11
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 6
Replies: 142
Views: 39781

Why not someone else take up holding WC this year? Lack of WC is really a sign of falling apart our community. Please organize it, please! what the fuck are you on about you twat! if wcup started now who would play?! i think most people still feel quite saturated from last wcup, atleast i do. you k...
by J-sim
18 Apr 2006, 11:04
Forum: General
Topic: Danish Elma Meetings (DEM)
Replies: 284
Views: 101672

Since there was some confusion about Luthers appearance at the last DEM, I just wanted to confirm it this time. Ive spoken to all foreigners and only Bartek has cancelled which is ofcourse bad.. but Luther,Infected,Insguy,Skint0r and \DC are comin friday as planned. :) Also the program has some min...
by J-sim
5 Apr 2006, 01:24
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 1009053

OtorK wrote:
J-sim wrote:what is the new style on upside down you are talking about? arrggg have i really missed out on this?!
http://otork.wz.cz/dl/20Mongo.rec (ramone)
thanks. what a sick style!
by J-sim
4 Apr 2006, 10:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 1009053

what is the new style on upside down you are talking about? arrggg have i really missed out on this?!
by J-sim
3 Apr 2006, 13:30
Forum: General
Topic: Danish Elma Meetings (DEM)
Replies: 284
Views: 101672

I might not. pretty fucked up carrying comp on train...
by J-sim
24 Mar 2006, 20:16
Forum: Problems
Topic: Elma doesn't work
Replies: 8
Views: 5180

Re: Elma doesn't work

Ok, my game doesn't work anymore on my new computer (it still works on my Windows98 so i can still play). The problem is as soon as i launch the game, the screen turns black, then an error message pops saying something about "memory cannot be 'read' ". The thing is that it makes the same ...
by J-sim
20 Mar 2006, 09:36
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Updated!
Replies: 194
Views: 57246

petsen wrote:http://www.vk0.dk/elmadk/

updated with new danish multi and single records :)
bleah mongo mambo
by J-sim
18 Mar 2006, 19:49
Forum: Advertising
Topic: elma flash
Replies: 22
Views: 5308

Re: elma flash

KozzuS wrote:i made this movie long ago(before every knows about Darm cheating)
does that mean some people knew before "everyone" knew?
by J-sim
10 Mar 2006, 19:39
Forum: General
Topic: The Pipe Scene - Growing or in decline?
Replies: 25
Views: 6228

People say things like "And don't worry, there won't be any pipes!" when they advertise a new contest. If there was to be a kind of Elma establishment, and in a sense you could consider the moposite staff together with the operators on IRCnet to be a sort of establishment, I believe it wo...
by J-sim
5 Mar 2006, 17:24
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2733277

17: 55.93
first try :O (hoyled some a week ago though...)
but lost over half a second in the end blah
by J-sim
1 Mar 2006, 20:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: skintatious.net > back in new form \o/
Replies: 118
Views: 40617

finally teh moment i have been waiting for, i am lazy you see, i have uploaded all my skint times as "t.rec", "u.rec" , "i.rec" etc caus im to lazy to be bothered naming all my recs proper the problem is that i have overwritten all my recs so many times, i dont have an...
by J-sim
1 Mar 2006, 20:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Funniest Movie World Cup
Replies: 105
Views: 22654

1. Hot Shots vs. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut 2. Austin Powers vs Starsky & Hutch 3. Zoolander vs Dumb & Dumber 4. Murder by Death vs Blazing Saddles 5. Freddy Got Fingered vs Scary Movie 6. Ace Ventura vs Airplane! 7. Wallace & Gromit: Curse Of The Were-Rabbit vs White Chicks 8...
by J-sim
28 Feb 2006, 13:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Funniest Movie World Cup
Replies: 105
Views: 22654

Van Helsing because it's so incredibly bad? league of extraordinary gentleman resembles it a lot, it's almost funnier though. a bit newer movies that are funny: Anchorman, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Kung Pow ( :oops: ) other candidates: fargo, the big lebowski and ...
by J-sim
27 Feb 2006, 16:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Funniest Movie World Cup
Replies: 105
Views: 22654

This is: Spinal Tap
by J-sim
25 Feb 2006, 15:59
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 260
Views: 116787

MagnusB wrote:Q: Why is every so-called joke in this thread actually a riddle?
A: We are Devo.
D - E - V - O!
by J-sim
21 Feb 2006, 13:44
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of December 2005
Replies: 33
Views: 12645

tijsjoris wrote:
Homer wrote:soon i'll start to write interview teh :wink:
That's the way! :)
:oops: :oops: :oops:



where do i get the interview form?
by J-sim
18 Feb 2006, 11:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Your Worst time
Replies: 104
Views: 34680

hooked 18,96 and hang tight 27,05
by J-sim
9 Feb 2006, 15:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Roskilde Festival 2006
Replies: 11
Views: 3172

Of course I am going once again. Highlight of the year in my sad existence.
by J-sim
2 Feb 2006, 22:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Now Playing
Replies: 289
Views: 54659

np: Nina Nastasia <3<3<3
by J-sim
23 Jan 2006, 13:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: LoLs stories from your work!
Replies: 9
Views: 2320

I HATE MY WORK! IDIOTIC COWORKERS! IDIOTIC CUSTOMERS! SUCKY FOOD!
by J-sim
19 Jan 2006, 01:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Advanced Level Editor v.2.1
Replies: 80
Views: 36510

Juski wrote:If you open the in-game editor elma updates the level cach so you wont have to restart elma. And some kind of english read-me exists on zworqy's site
as far as i remember you can also just start up another external level and then go back to the one you are making.
by J-sim
19 Jan 2006, 00:30
Forum: General
Topic: #battle ethics
Replies: 23
Views: 7528

I have an idea, how about a "battle level queue" implemented in battlebot script? Like, when you have made a level, you do the normal !start url mins to battlebot and if a battle is going already, battlebot adds the level in some queue file with the url, mins, author etc stats so when the...
by J-sim
19 Jan 2006, 00:27
Forum: General
Topic: #Battle Levels Discussion
Replies: 17
Views: 5002

i miss chazz :cry: :cry: jp is a good sub though
by J-sim
12 Jan 2006, 11:58
Forum: General
Topic: Cheating [AAVV and teh dudz]
Replies: 53
Views: 10346

Jeppe wrote:;\ better let some russian explain how thier system workz...but it obvoisly works well..fast to download lev and sach fakk najs stats fakk and everything iz better...thinking of change nationallity to russian.sosi moi hui sweden!!!!!!!
where do they battle?
by J-sim
12 Jan 2006, 11:49
Forum: General
Topic: Cheating [AAVV and teh dudz]
Replies: 53
Views: 10346

been trying to suggest some fucking cunt shit so see everyone who plays battles also.Sometimes you dont have time to finish level if you go for a really hard style.The one who win teh balle tehn shud get credit cuz of winning teh mangos who silently idle bögar teer liek axxu for examplez.i reallyz...
by J-sim
11 Jan 2006, 13:08
Forum: General
Topic: Playing when HIGH
Replies: 57
Views: 16661

hashish is ok i geuss. only tried a bit playing with it. it didn't seem to put me down atleast. and i would think it's good for your patience when hoyling. but seriously hashish isn't known to be a good performance drug in general, maybe something that sharpens your senses would be better, atleast f...
by J-sim
5 Jan 2006, 14:57
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2733277

Luther wrote:new internal times: none
overwritten internal times: many
Elma playing status: 0%
Elma playing survival chance: 33%
thats so sad :(

you dont have anything to recreate the times with?
by J-sim
5 Jan 2006, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: Can one survive after changing elma key settings?
Replies: 14
Views: 3556

tijsjoris wrote:I'd really like to convert to numpad key settings, but it's so hard.
And when I change, I want to have a good change. What did zweq use again for his keys?
as far as i remember he uses some of the keys just left of the return key. and some alias for brake...
by J-sim
29 Dec 2005, 22:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Snow Days
Replies: 101
Views: 18350

and even all the way down here in denmark \o/ <3<3<3<3<3
by J-sim
29 Dec 2005, 21:20
Forum: General
Topic: Can one survive after changing elma key settings?
Replies: 14
Views: 3556

Re: Can one survive after changing elma key settings?

I got a new cordless keyboard (Logitech EX100) and it's really cool but I have the common problem: I can't use my normal key settings because it's too much for this keyboard. Anyway, I read some of you have had to change their settings for the same reason. What were your keys earlier and to what di...
by J-sim
28 Dec 2005, 14:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: best hoyled WR
Replies: 88
Views: 22996

Leeland wrote:It's not a different style. I know it is possible to get 13,xx with the same current style. I saw a replay of someone stuffing up halfway through the level. I compared to other replays, and I can see that 13,9x can in fact be done with no new style.
sure, I believe you :wink:
by J-sim
19 Dec 2005, 16:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Not pr0n
Replies: 13
Views: 3001

Dariuz got very very far on this, can't remember if he finished it. I got quite far but I went absolutely mental, I can't handle it when i just don't have a clue ARRRRRR :evil:
by J-sim
17 Dec 2005, 13:48
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2005
Replies: 199
Views: 85081

sierra wrote:
Munkki wrote:
SveinR wrote: The OooO's and Munkki's WCup506
wtf?
OooO had nothing to do with this style. Zox can ez prove.. 8O
lolz! is it brother rivalry
haha that sure is mean. maybe we should just keep it as it is, and then they can fight over the award too, if they win it :lol:
by J-sim
16 Dec 2005, 18:01
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1198643

what a crazy style :lol: you should make wr...
by J-sim
16 Dec 2005, 10:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What do you do at work when your not working??
Replies: 34
Views: 5941

intarweb hotline is my sad job. irc, msn, luata, musicforum... but im not as hardcore ircatowrkhoyla as luther :( it's too busy here lately :cry:
by J-sim
16 Dec 2005, 09:54
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma 2.0 rumours,facts and your hypothesis
Replies: 163
Views: 55640

Samir wrote:i doubt if there would be more than 15 elma1 players if elma2 was released :cry: :cry:
i gotta say, that will only happen if the improvement from elma to elma2 is as big as it was from across to elma. and if that happens elma2 will wet my pants.
by J-sim
16 Dec 2005, 08:53
Forum: General
Topic: Phoho contest idea
Replies: 64
Views: 12323

<3<3<3<3<3 that is really nice!
by J-sim
10 Dec 2005, 14:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Song Guessing Game
Replies: 274
Views: 55793

SveinR wrote:
niN wrote:boy did I really kill this topic ;)
Well it is a Nirvana song but I don't remember which :(
it's In Bloom

2 in a row \o/
by J-sim
10 Dec 2005, 14:49
Forum: General
Topic: Gellerup Meeting
Replies: 12
Views: 3007

SORRYYYYYY that i didn't come :cry: :cry: :cry:

maybe if you guys are going out tonight i will meet you ;)
by J-sim
8 Dec 2005, 12:01
Forum: Advertising
Topic: A lgr in the making
Replies: 10
Views: 2928

too bad it's impossible to play with...

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