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- 26 Jul 2016, 17:39
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Riddles
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6965
Re: Riddles
Very good questions. No, you cannot return back to the same location, in this way it is much like the card riddle, once you have gone to point A, it is out of the bag. and you never return to point Z.
- 26 Jul 2016, 16:35
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Riddles
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6965
Re: Riddles
Yes mans are right gj, I think zweq was first to answer but anal had good explanation too. new riddle posted.
- 26 Jul 2016, 13:07
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Riddles
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6965
Re: Riddles
i posted but deleted. figure ill wait a bit longer
- 26 Jul 2016, 04:15
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Riddles
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6965
Re: Riddles
Clearly you missed something. In order for a green card to even be pulled 250000 times on the fourth try youd also have to at a minimum pull a blue, red, and yellow 250000 times each before it. You would already be at 1,000,000 pulls.
- 25 Jul 2016, 22:59
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Riddles
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6965
Riddles
Riddle #1 This riddle is very math oriented. I work supply chain and today I had an interesting problem. After I figured it out I was quite proud of myself and realized I could easily turn my problem into a simply stated math riddle. Scenario: You have a bag with four cards colored green, yellow, b...
- 13 Jul 2016, 20:57
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Pokémon GO
- Replies: 210
- Views: 74677
Re: Pokémon GO
It obviously won't be all over facebook forever or anything like that, but many people will still play of course. I think the bigger impact is that it will create more phone games/apps that are a hyper reality sort of thing.
- 11 Jul 2016, 18:23
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Pokémon GO
- Replies: 210
- Views: 74677
Re: Pokémon GO
Somebody saying you are "too old" for something is merely somebody trying to manipulate you into conforming to their image of the social norm. Old settled in people who need a good acid trip always tell others they are too old for something, if you break the social norm, it makes them nerv...
- 5 Jul 2016, 04:44
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4069
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
I have a friend who stands, so strange to me. The other 50/50 split is scrunching vs. folding tp. OMG why would you ever scrunch? I scrunch mine. Folding wastes time, which is more valuable than wasting the tp. Also I fold laundry and shit all the time, I don't want to fold my tp. Lastly, i feel li...
- 28 Jun 2016, 03:28
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4069
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Wtf sit obviously. But if there is no tp then as my Grammy says, 'if there ain't a corn on the cob might as well let your hips sway easy'
- 25 Jun 2016, 23:46
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elasto Mania Champions League! QUARTERS going
- Replies: 154
- Views: 59922
Re: ElastoMania Champions League! Group stage started
I have a suggestion. It could be helpful for you to post when you will be on. You will probably knock out a lot of these battles for people by just saying something like, "i will always be on Sunday from 1200 to 1600" or something like that. What do you think?
- 25 Jun 2016, 19:37
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elasto Mania Champions League! QUARTERS going
- Replies: 154
- Views: 59922
Re: ElastoMania Champions League! Group stage started
Will jblaze be on today? Zero said he can't take the anticipation anymore and wants me to hurry up and beat him.
Re: America
Maybe topic should be named 'Merica, but I don't think that was a funny internet thing back in 2002....
Anyways to stay on topic, I am pretty sure Devin and I are the only 'Mericans who still play.
Anyways to stay on topic, I am pretty sure Devin and I are the only 'Mericans who still play.
- 24 Jun 2016, 07:43
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: How would you commit suicide?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 8612
Re: How would you commit suicide?
I would choose self immolation. You only get to die once, one might argue death is the only meaning to life, I want to die with as much feeling as possible.
Cool topic.
Cool topic.
- 21 Jun 2016, 02:09
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: World Cup 7 - when?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 8366
Re: World Cup 7 - when?
I said Summer time before. But honestly the sooner the better, I'm sure the team you put together will do a great job.
- 20 Jun 2016, 21:14
- Forum: General
- Topic: Why is there no Elma webbrowser port yet?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4508
Re: Why is there no Elma webbrowser port yet?
Smibu I have no idea what you just said. But if you ever need words of encouragement I am always here for you.
- 15 Jun 2016, 00:54
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39292
Re: religion of peace
Eat my shorts - Bart Simpson
- 13 Jun 2016, 03:04
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: religion of peace
- Replies: 201
- Views: 39292
Re: religion of peace
Sad stuff. It's hard to imagine how a mind can be filled with so much hate, seems all too common in humans though.
- 9 Jun 2016, 19:25
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elasto Mania Champions League! QUARTERS going
- Replies: 154
- Views: 59922
Re: ElastoMania Champions League! REGISTRATION HAS STARTED
Okay I will play
- 8 Jun 2016, 23:06
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: mawlimination - Final: Mira vs Lousku - There is a winner!
- Replies: 62
- Views: 22204
Re: mawlimination - Final: Mira vs Lousku
I think this cup has solidified my already previous belief that Mira and Lousku are the two best players currently in elma. Congrats guys, serious, and good luck ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
- 6 Jun 2016, 04:48
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Flagtag idling
- Replies: 44
- Views: 17968
Re: Flagtag idling
Finman the rules about remixes are actually very specific and clear, nothing vague about them. Don't know too much about the chat rules, but aren't they quite firm and specific about not speaking in other languages? Also why did you quote from a different topic what I said about kutchitsu? Like &quo...
- 5 Jun 2016, 12:03
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Flagtag idling
- Replies: 44
- Views: 17968
Re: Flagtag idling
I'm yet to see a single good argument from the keep it as it is side, while I've seen plenty from the other side. the argument is that any new rule would suck. you can't make a rule that says "no idling in a part of flagtag that is too easy a spot for x amount of time", its too vague and ...
- 5 Jun 2016, 07:20
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Flagtag idling
- Replies: 44
- Views: 17968
Re: Flagtag idling
You can't ban people for their style of playing, even if it's stupid. How would you even phrase a rule like that? "You must not stay in one place that is easily accessible for too long."? Who's to judge which place is easily accessible? Who's to judge what area/radius of an area is consid...
- 5 Jun 2016, 07:13
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Flagtag idling
- Replies: 44
- Views: 17968
Re: Flagtag idling
I love flagtags, please make more of them people ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
- 1 Jun 2016, 07:10
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: bittorrent
- Replies: 100
- Views: 20796
Re: bittorrent
Lee you must be confused because you wouldn't do anything illegal. I think you knew a guy too.
- 1 Jun 2016, 03:51
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: bittorrent
- Replies: 100
- Views: 20796
Re: bittorrent
I knew a guy who downloaded torrents from thepiratebay and kat using utorrent. However I have since discovered that he now uses live streaming. He bought a voyo computer that hooks up to a tv through an HDMI cable, uses a Logitech controller to basically have a keyboard for the tv (acting as a monit...
- 31 May 2016, 22:01
- Forum: General
- Topic: Social Status in Community
- Replies: 29
- Views: 6773
Social Status in Community
I was thinking about this the other day. I found that I sometimes listen to those who are better at Elma more than those who are bad. I realized this doesn't make sense, and that a pro's opinion on certain issues should be weighed the same amount as a nab's. Certain things would matter, like if whet...
- 27 May 2016, 10:20
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Mawpi project
- Replies: 25
- Views: 6611
Re: Mawpi project
It's interesting. Zero and adi are displaying some of the best piping I have ever seen, and this isn't a cup or on kopasite or anything like that. Serious congrats, I would be happy to make a video, but jappe would do a better job. If possible markku, dracon, kingy, and RearNakedChoke, stefanvksomet...
- 26 May 2016, 13:02
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What computer games you're playing?
- Replies: 647
- Views: 185550
Re: What computer games you're playing?
Of course question marks are still gramatically correct at the end of anything? It is an easy way to say what you think but make absolutely no commitment to it? I can never be wrong about what I say? Because after all it was just a question? I can say obscenely mean things and get away with it? Fuck...
- 26 May 2016, 05:51
- Forum: General
- Topic: New EOL shirt
- Replies: 41
- Views: 13685
Re: New EOL shirt
Why do you say that?BlaZtek wrote:That gimp idea must be the most stupid ever.
- 25 May 2016, 21:23
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The personal questions
- Replies: 5463
- Views: 860201
Re: The personal questions
I have crazy fucking sneezes like you. I'll sneeze maybe 4 to 5 times in a row often. In my truck I just sneeze to the passenger seat and plaster the window with shit. Outside I sneeze where ever a person won't get hit. Inside I'll usually hold the sneeze in and I hate it. I'll never sneeze on my ar...
- 21 May 2016, 23:02
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Should World Battle Cup have shown times?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 9501
Re: Should World Battle Cup have shown times?
I could see very good players favoring hidden times, and average to less than average players favoring shown. It's not about what you are favouring, it's about what is fair. If the times had been shown, I would have never ended up 31st in WBCII04 and could get much better results in general, so for...
- 21 May 2016, 12:14
- Forum: General
- Topic: Your Hoyl Station
- Replies: 274
- Views: 135072
Re: Your Hoyl Station
I'm a poor college student living on my own. The stationery computers that I hope to get are too expensive for me so I have been using a laptop ever since I moved out of my parents place. I am inspired to have something like insane guys setup though hehe
- 21 May 2016, 11:57
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Should World Battle Cup have shown times?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 9501
Re: Should World Battle Cup have shown times?
I could see very good players favoring hidden times, and average to less than average players favoring shown. My logic is simple though, 95 percent of all the battles I play are shown, it only make sense that the World "Battle" Cup would be shown as well. I also agree you can't patent a na...
- 16 May 2016, 02:26
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Bootleg Jappe2 shirts
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2511
Re: Bootleg Jappe2 shirts
iCS wins imoiCS wrote:Shirt blocked due to copyright issues.
- 15 May 2016, 19:53
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4659
Re: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
Congrats Stini! he is the winner and new owner of Jappe2 shirt. word is that he is now wearing it, dont forget to update your bmp folder!
- 14 May 2016, 21:20
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Nick and team changes
- Replies: 570
- Views: 244332
Re: Nick and team changes
All these years.... I never knew 8ball and Xarthok were the same person....
- 10 May 2016, 18:43
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Lame jokes
- Replies: 71
- Views: 17823
Re: Lame jokes
We don't serve time travelers here.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
- 10 May 2016, 11:25
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4659
Re: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
Hmm, this happened when I first posted it and I disputed it, at least then it was only muted. Then it came back up almost instantly, thought I was in the clear. What a load of crap, I'll try to dispute it again, but I suspect the video is gone forever from youtube, I can upload some other way though.
- 8 May 2016, 10:19
- Forum: General
- Topic: Battle Contracts
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6688
Re: Battle Contracts
It is agreed then. And good pawq I look forward to playing yiur leveks
- 8 May 2016, 10:06
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What is your favorite music video?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 9451
Re: What is your favorite music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TZCP6OqRlE Loved that raven music video. Mine is not a music video, but it is very musical, and a story. I used to read this as a kid and it made me sad, I didnt understand the boy or the tree. Now when I see it I still feel sad, but this story makes more sense the ...
- 7 May 2016, 15:40
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4659
Re: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
The battle will be on 5/15/16 (Sunday) at 8pm in Finland
Here is a trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CupN4qvVldQ
Here is a trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CupN4qvVldQ
- 5 May 2016, 19:51
- Forum: General
- Topic: Playing with invisible bike
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2389
Re: Playing with invisible bike
Could be an interesting battle type. "Invisible battle"
- 3 May 2016, 20:28
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Saveload WR table
- Replies: 554
- Views: 189784
Re: Saveload WR table
Here is the definition of bounce from moposite like ten years ago Bounce A trick where you pressure one of the wheels and then press brake to release the pressure. You can practice bounces in the Playing section. Bounce was originally deemed as bug, but when people started to know how to make it on ...
- 2 May 2016, 23:13
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: gender thingy?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 12341
Re: gender thingy?
Definitely harder for an unattractive woman. Men are generally attracted to a woman's fertility, so they will be attracted to nice butts with curvy hips and big titties, a nice smile is always great too. Woman are attracted more to social power than anything else in a man. Looks don't really matter ...
- 1 May 2016, 00:19
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Jappe2's Shirt Contest
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4659
Jappe2's Shirt Contest
I won Jappe2's shirt in a battle, but I am tired of wearing it so I will host a battle next Sunday where the winner may do with it as they please. Exact time is still yet to be decided.
- 29 Apr 2016, 18:19
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Elma Chess League
- Replies: 101
- Views: 25035
Re: Elma Chess League
Hi badyl, I would like to be apart of this year's season. I am noob at chess, maybe 1600 elo.
- 25 Apr 2016, 06:59
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: World Battle Cup II STARTS TONIGHT 20 GMT+2!!!
- Replies: 217
- Views: 59609
Re: World Battle Cup II STARTS TONIGHT 20 GMT+2!!!
If I had known nothing about the levels in this cup or nin, based on the comments I'd believe he was a terrible organizer and apathetic person. But he is actually an outstanding hard working guy, and an asset to the scene, with a history of organizing and arranging cups/externals, and even created a...
- 24 Apr 2016, 20:47
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The Drawing Topic
- Replies: 43
- Views: 15748
Re: The Drawing Topic
A man suffering silently at a thanksgiving family reunion
- 24 Apr 2016, 17:47
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: 33wrtt project
- Replies: 125
- Views: 64715
Re: 33wrtt project
33. Zig Zag - DONE (Target: 53.03) and one more interesting fact: 33. Zig-Zag 1:53.09 -1:00.32 52.77 Spef Since the first release of Elasto Mania, Zig Zag has been improved MORE THAN 1 MINUTE!! This is actually very fun fact imo. The TT on first wr table was 44.26.xx, and now with TT at some 34.44....
- 23 Apr 2016, 18:46
- Forum: General
- Topic: Yale, maps and first finish battles in EOL
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4860
Re: Yale, maps and first finish battles in EOL
To gimp/lousk: yes i died in the only part that i knew what was coming ahead xd which im not saying that proves anything, but it happend. To pab, lousku. I thought Pab died in his spot on purpose because he had said in chat he would die then spy. Didn't know it was on accident, my bad, guess it doe...