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by gimp
5 May 2021, 23:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Which will be the last Elasto Mania WR table?
Replies: 15
Views: 688

Re: Which will be the last Elasto Mania WR table?

milagros wrote:
30 Apr 2021, 14:28
gimp wrote:
29 Apr 2021, 20:06
My prediction is infinite, because none of our brains can grasp infinity.
the maximum number of updates is clearly bounded by (totaltime - 0.54s) / 0.01s
You not read my whole post, i addressed the decimals issue :)

Anyway not to be taken seriously, it was a shitpost.
by gimp
29 Apr 2021, 20:06
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Which will be the last Elasto Mania WR table?
Replies: 15
Views: 688

Re: Which will be the last Elasto Mania WR table?

My prediction is infinite, because none of our brains can grasp infinity. If meteor is coming towards Earth and we know humans will be wiped out, then perhaps that WR table then would be last, then again maybe some aliens find internet archaeology and hoyl WR after that. Or perhaps we live in a simu...
by gimp
21 Apr 2021, 17:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What are you doing with your life?
Replies: 189
Views: 39340

Re: What are you doing with your life?

Got engaged!

Own a small 1 bedroom house, no kids yet :)
by gimp
26 Mar 2021, 21:37
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 4058

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

The programmers here dont have to do shit if they dont want to. We shouldnt discourage people from making an uploading site if they want to make a better one than whatever is out there. People may start using the better one and everything is not in the same place, but thats the nature of the beast a...
by gimp
21 Mar 2021, 17:36
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Trivia
Replies: 136
Views: 22469

Re: Elma Trivia

I see there are still some unanswered questions in my trivia but i have lost the answers
by gimp
19 Mar 2021, 05:05
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 4058

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

We should have Laissez-faire attitude towards people making sites for elma
by gimp
6 Mar 2021, 22:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4136
Views: 601439

Re: New WRs

Gratz guys!
by gimp
6 Mar 2021, 21:58
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 260
Views: 89975

Re: Elma-related jokes

How many elmans take to change lightbulb?

6

One to hold bulb
Two to spin computer chair
One to hold stop watch yelling "ez wr"
One to speculate this is nab style
One more to yell at stop watch guy to update wr table already
by gimp
5 Mar 2021, 17:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

Seems good general advice igge.

With my diet now i just keep same level of calories and count carbs instead. Exercise I am doing some push ups, squats, and non weight exercises cause my body is all fucked up.
by gimp
5 Mar 2021, 03:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

im flattered you think i am an intellectual ribot (if thats what you meant). To answer your question, I have looked for studies that take a sample of humans and track their status throughout the course of the diet from sources like ncbi.gov or Harvard, i looked at these not sure if they would show w...
by gimp
3 Mar 2021, 23:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

Zweq wrote:
3 Mar 2021, 12:59
If there is one thing I've learned though it's that fasting is extremely powerful and nowadays underrated tool.
I think so too
by gimp
2 Mar 2021, 23:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

I read some studies which used logic to support the idea that the keto diet helps lose weight. I am accepting someone else's idea after they proved it with logic/human trials/statistics. If that is somehow proven wrong by better logic, I have no problem saying the diet is stupid. hard to combat math...
by gimp
26 Feb 2021, 17:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

Okay thanks guys i have ordered some
by gimp
24 Feb 2021, 05:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

2nd day in and im already struggling. Feel kinda faint and irritable
by gimp
20 Feb 2021, 20:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

I am 73kg and 173 cm. Used to be in US Army, much better shape then obviously.
by gimp
20 Feb 2021, 02:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 10992

Re: Low-carb diet

I see many studies/trials have been done since this topic was created, and they prove it makes people lose weight and lean out based on results. The science behind it makes sense - no carbs, so the body burns fat first. Will try out for a bit and see if i like it.
by gimp
15 Feb 2021, 07:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What are you doing with your life?
Replies: 189
Views: 39340

Re: What are you doing with your life?

Kiiwi its funny how you say life is "suspiciously good". i feel the same way, lets not get in our heads and find something wrong that isnt there.
by gimp
15 Feb 2021, 07:23
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Nick and team changes
Replies: 566
Views: 127853

Re: Nick and team changes

Interesting, i think mopolauta authority does its best and is reasonable, sometimes it is hard being in charge and you cannot please everyone. we probably just dont have the full story. Sveinr or any other authority of mopolauta: Does ville_j have two active forum accounts? If so were you aware of i...
by gimp
14 Feb 2021, 18:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 224
Views: 50953

Re: The games which you played out

I beat cyberpunk to 100% completion and it was biggest waste of time of my life. Quite addicting game though for me, very buggy.
by gimp
13 Feb 2021, 00:10
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Nick and team changes
Replies: 566
Views: 127853

Re: how do you rate levels?

Oh lol why change a nick after so long
by gimp
12 Feb 2021, 17:09
Forum: General
Topic: how do you rate levels?
Replies: 33
Views: 2024

Re: how do you rate levels?

Did you change nicknames? I dont play online much anymore but don't recognize your name from when belma came out. I think it is good thing if people don't automatically rate !lev 10, you would appreciate their opinion more. I see peoples motivation to !lev 10 as: -empathetic type person and dont wan...
by gimp
10 Feb 2021, 01:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What are you doing with your life?
Replies: 189
Views: 39340

Re: What are you doing with your life?

Does that also mean glitches are allowed? What about tools?
by gimp
9 Feb 2021, 21:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What are you doing with your life?
Replies: 189
Views: 39340

Re: What are you doing with your life?

I was looking at your channel Bismuth and then recent speedruns. What does the any% mean?
by gimp
6 Feb 2021, 07:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 48033

Re: Everything

I like his pictures
by gimp
2 Feb 2021, 23:11
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 25
Views: 2994

Re: Are you smarter than average?

What was your truth
by gimp
2 Feb 2021, 09:22
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 25
Views: 2994

Re: Are you smarter than average?

I said no and i feel better than if i had said yes.
by gimp
27 Jan 2021, 07:07
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 179
Views: 43345

Re: Confession

Words are tricky nowadaus.
Virginity at least for nows dictionary definition means never having sexual intercourse.
by gimp
27 Jan 2021, 01:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Using a Bidet?
Replies: 20
Views: 1317

Re: Using a Bidet?

I have also been to Japan AKB and i remembered they had amazing toilets. They played forest sounds and had seat warmers with nice bidet at end. It was greatest shit of my life at their airport. My bidet is maybe the issue because it is an attachment on the toilet, you turn it on and it comes from be...
by gimp
26 Jan 2021, 05:32
Forum: General
Topic: What should happen to alovolt in drunk battles?
Replies: 8
Views: 703

Re: What should happen to alovolt in drunk battles?

If mind has to switch sides for volts, then maybe alovolt is harder staying the same and adding to the consistency
by gimp
23 Jan 2021, 16:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.
Replies: 36
Views: 5714

Re: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.

We should play sonetime kutchitsu sice similar rating. My username is gimpy i will follow you. Last night i got the ? off my rating and is now just 1888. I am proud of rating because i have taught mtself this game back when started this topic and i am not naturally gifted, it has been a grind but i ...
by gimp
22 Jan 2021, 22:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.
Replies: 36
Views: 5714

Re: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.

I was doing chess.com for awhile now, and I thought I must suck because my rating there has been ~1200-1300 and I see you guys are higher. I have played lichess rapid today (15+10) and beaten a few 1700+ players and a 1918 player (won 1 and lost 1 to him). My rating is 1856? right now. So either I a...
by gimp
15 Jan 2021, 16:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Top 10 Smells
Replies: 12
Views: 802

Re: Top 10 Smells

AndrY wrote:
15 Jan 2021, 08:58
without order:

rubber tires
gasoline
heat (outside) + asphalt mb or smth else
chlorine in a pool
smth fried
pages
melting snow (outside)
fresh bread
a lot of smth new (clothing store, hardware store...) or just some new thing
duno 10th, food in general mb
Pages! Yes, why do they smell so good?
by gimp
15 Jan 2021, 08:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Top 10 Smells
Replies: 12
Views: 802

Re: Top 10 Smells

Shooting
Carpet after vacuum
Sex
Woodworking
Campfire
Tequila
Newborn
Exhaust
Steam
Cocaine
by gimp
7 Jan 2021, 20:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Using a Bidet?
Replies: 20
Views: 1317

Re: Using a Bidet?

Wow i never knew that was an option
by gimp
7 Jan 2021, 18:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Using a Bidet?
Replies: 20
Views: 1317

Using a Bidet?

Hello European friends. As you may have guessed by my avatar, I am from the United States. To my dismay, my girlfriend recently installed a bidet on our only toilet to conserve toilet paper and costs. I do not understand it, as I feel now I am just wiping my wet ass with toilet paper. She said you a...
by gimp
27 Dec 2020, 19:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 17784

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Do not go mad Madness! I hope it is over soon too. For the introverts on this forum is quarantine no problem for you? My girlfriend for example is not social at all and says it is a relief because she doesnt have to see people now. I am a social man and the quarantime in California Los Angeles is ve...
by gimp
12 Dec 2020, 07:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
Replies: 84
Views: 14848

Re: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

Has anyone tried performing a reverse Myers-Briggs test? E.g. study a bunch of people, try to predict what type they will get, then let them take the test. If this is not some astrological bullshit, then a specialist should be able to determine the results reasonably well. This is how I usually mak...
by gimp
11 Dec 2020, 19:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

I think both movies tried to play around with hypothetical scenarios that we all know could happen one day. Humans will most likely go extinct one way or another, and they definitely will when the sun runs out of hydrogen in 5 billion years. Before that point we need to move really far away to a new...
by gimp
9 Dec 2020, 19:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Interstellar
by gimp
7 Dec 2020, 22:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Official Results - Interstellar won! :beer:
by gimp
3 Dec 2020, 04:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Tigro wrote:
2 Dec 2020, 23:28
Interstellar VS Inception
Arrival VS Whiplash
Same
by gimp
1 Dec 2020, 17:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
Replies: 84
Views: 14848

Re: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

Percentages matter ofc. You shouldnt take the tests super seriously. The test is at least based in psychology and is not like a horoscope based on nothing, it just gives some general guidelines about who you are. Someone who is 90% introverted for example is very noticeable, I dont think there is an...
by gimp
27 Nov 2020, 22:15
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Intouchables VS Whiplash very hard..., but duno Whiplash was still so amaze to me when spyed. Intouchables also very amaze but not as much??? Arrival VS The Dark Knight Rises Mega fan of Arrival. Didn't think 3rd Dark Knight was that amazing anyway so not too hard choice. Gisaengchung / Parasite VS...
by gimp
25 Nov 2020, 04:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

**spoiler alerts** Intouchables VS Spotlight - watched Intouchables yesterday and was okay, but not enough time to watch spotlight. Ex Machina VS Gravity - watched gravity today and thought it was super cheesy, surprised how much people like it actually and that it made it this far. Gisaengchung / P...
by gimp
21 Nov 2020, 18:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Thanks Sveinr, just watched Wolf of Wall Street. I thought movie was 8.5 out of ten. Movie was very funny and raw at the same time. on some level I think guys can relate to wanting to live that type of lifestyle. Was better than dark knight rises for me, personally I am just not into action thriller...
by gimp
20 Nov 2020, 18:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Kopaka wrote:
20 Nov 2020, 16:45
Maybe now is a good time to give some extra time to watch the movies? Not even a single pair where I've seen both :(
Yes please
by gimp
19 Nov 2020, 18:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

The Cunt haha, was that mistake or intentional :)
by gimp
17 Nov 2020, 18:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

The Dark Knight Rises VS Zero Dark Thirty The Help VS Django Unchained In Time VS Interstellar Room VS Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 The Martian VS 21 Jump Street Joker VS Ex Machina Drive VS Inception Inside Out VS Whiplash Arrival VS Boyhood Intouchables VS The King's Speech Gisaen...
by gimp
9 Nov 2020, 23:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup
Replies: 187
Views: 9313

Re: Best Movie of the 10's World Cup

Group 17 The Town The Social Network - 1 Arrival - 2, beginning seemed realistic to what might happen if aliens came to earth Jodaeiye Nader az Simin / A Separation The Dark Tower Group 18 Incendies Silver Linings Playbook Koe no katachi / A Silent Voice Ford v Ferrari Saul fia / Son of Saul Group 1...