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by pawq
18 Apr 2020, 21:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 229
Views: 102063

Re: The games which you played out

Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales (2018) - 8/10 (47h to complete) It's almost definitely the best-written game I've ever played. It's a story- and choice-driven RPG with Gwent (the card game known from The Witcher 3) as the main game mechanic (and sole means of combat). Narration and dialogues are p...
by pawq
17 Apr 2020, 18:28
Forum: General
Topic: rip Devin
Replies: 28
Views: 10628

Re: rip Devin

For extra sadness, Devin's marker on the now-defunct Kuski Map had a comment, written on 24/04/2018, about 8 months before his passing...
Whats up Elma!! Im still alive!
You're still alive in our hearts Devin ❤
by pawq
16 Apr 2020, 23:11
Forum: General
Topic: Remove Mulitplayer Times from state.dat
Replies: 9
Views: 3248

Re: Remove Mulitplayer Times from state.dat

Sorry, I don't know of any, but in case anyone else wondering, BRemover (Elma Bug Times Remover) doesn't work for multi times, just to save you checking :P (had to check myself)

jon can probably hack it in 3ms tho
by pawq
16 Apr 2020, 17:26
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 401550

Re: Wanted recs!!!

by pawq
15 Apr 2020, 19:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2686090

Re: New internal times

anybody tell you you're sik bro?
by pawq
14 Apr 2020, 18:56
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 8 needs to happen now
Replies: 6
Views: 2761

Re: World Cup 8 needs to happen now

Kopaka wrote: 14 Apr 2020, 15:57composing the theme song
@A.K.B. :mrgreen:
by pawq
13 Apr 2020, 21:00
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 8 needs to happen now
Replies: 6
Views: 2761

Re: World Cup 8 needs to happen now

During another cup, with no preparation 8)

There should be some news soon tho. Spring/autumn 2020 has been a plan for a while now, with Elma's 20th anniversary and all. Also not that long since WCup7 ;)
by pawq
11 Apr 2020, 03:35
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Of course they're flawed, it's just some ultra basic estimations to get a general idea, but the average for the whole world is as relevant as the 20th century, as mila said. It's easily the leading cause of death (it multiplies daily deaths by a factor of 10-20?!) among the infected population, so i...
by pawq
11 Apr 2020, 00:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

I really don't want to go personal, but are you stupid or what? 150,000 people die daily in the world, 2/3 of them of age-related stuff. The world has a population of 7.8 billion. The proportion of the population that's infected with this virus is some 1.7m. Even if we assume we only detect 10% of c...
by pawq
9 Apr 2020, 23:21
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Target List Personal Stats
Replies: 1281
Views: 328704

Re: Target List Personal Stats

Looks like you went down the drain.

Gz.
by pawq
9 Apr 2020, 13:41
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Staying at Home Cup (STARTING 2020-04-05 20:00 CEST)
Replies: 8
Views: 4072

Re: Staying at Home Cup (STARTING 2020-04-05 20:00 CET)

Why, you don't want more pms after the deadline begging you to accept time because i forgot to upload? :lol:
by pawq
9 Apr 2020, 02:41
Forum: Polls
Topic: u38 or nat
Replies: 7
Views: 4612

Re: u38 or nat

Go for glory dude!
by pawq
9 Apr 2020, 02:39
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 57
Views: 28113

Re: EOL quotes

tej probably doesn't realise how true that is! :D chris probably the longest kuski I've met :>
by pawq
7 Apr 2020, 23:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Staying at Home Cup (STARTING 2020-04-05 20:00 CEST)
Replies: 8
Views: 4072

Re: Staying at Home Cup (STARTING 2020-04-05 20:00 CET)

lel, thanks for the reminder 😅
by pawq
7 Apr 2020, 13:57
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma Windowed mode
Replies: 12
Views: 11774

Re: Elma Windowed mode

For the record, screen recording in Nvidia's GeForce Experience works great with elma for my, and iirc for others too.
by pawq
7 Apr 2020, 13:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

get well bro!
by pawq
5 Apr 2020, 13:44
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Maximum speed in Elma
Replies: 2
Views: 1125

Re: Maximum speed in Elma

https://elmaonline.net/battles/133712 I haven't seen bigger imo, rec here: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/170/show?rec_name=FEM18Ze3spedWR2 fun to analyse frame by frame in elmanager :D one of the most intense rotflmaoing sessions in my life, those Zero battles in the middle of the night :heart: edi...
by pawq
4 Apr 2020, 18:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

gimp wrote: 4 Apr 2020, 07:42it is a complex issue, and i am glad we can have peaceful discussion and listen to eachothers opinions.
+1
by pawq
3 Apr 2020, 15:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

What nom said. It would only be anywhere near reasonable when such a large proportion of the world's population gets infected that it becomes impossible to contain the virus, regardless of the measures. According to people who supposedly know their shit, we're not there yet (or anywhere near).
by pawq
3 Apr 2020, 11:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I had sex topic
Replies: 151
Views: 44793

Re: I had sex topic

Cool stories both

I had to read one sentence like 6 times to realise that it's "maybe 12 years younger" and not "maybe 12 years or younger"
by pawq
1 Apr 2020, 21:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Why don't they just test everybody and lock up the infected ones. As I already said, this wouldn't help, unless you can: test 100.000% of population simultaneously, put everyone in cages until renaults come back, then put all the positive in one cage and release the rest Otherwise people will keep ...
by pawq
28 Mar 2020, 16:52
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 799
Views: 328405

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

update no. 252 updated WR TT (-0,19s) updated TTs of: 34min TT Spef (-0,19s; 1st) 35min TT Bjenn (-0,79s; 4th) 36min TT Tm (-0,79s; 10th) 37min TT Leek (-3,00s; 27th) Mira (-0,99s; 39th; joined 37mins club) 38min TT iltsu (-19,57s; 52nd -> 42nd) 39min TT p-skript (-0,53s; 99th) Arzenik (-0,50s; 113...
by pawq
27 Mar 2020, 23:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Well, no need to test everyone, but only those, who have symptoms like fever, coughing, difficulties in breathing, osv and etc. So the tests can give diagnoses and doctors will apply necessary actions. No, because those who don't have symptoms might still carry the virus and pass it over. Ideally w...
by pawq
27 Mar 2020, 23:12
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 51
Views: 33124

Re: oke eol testing

As people pointed out already, they do get uploaded with "Lock new levels", but are not downloadable (and don't appear in search until you type the full exact name). My mistake originally, sorry :upside_down:
by pawq
26 Mar 2020, 19:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Your country is more susceptible because the government doesn't give a flying fuck about protecting the bulk of its population. The goal is not to lock down permanently and starve to death, but to lock down as early and decisively as possible, contain the outbreak quickly with minimised losses, then...
by pawq
25 Mar 2020, 16:27
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 51
Views: 33124

Re: oke eol testing

a yes true, I didn't notice that they were all-but-one locked in the screenshot, but what's the problem then? they're not downloadable, and only appear if you search for exact levname, for example if you search for "tipi3", only the unlocked tipi30-tipi38 will appear. it's stuff like this ...
by pawq
25 Mar 2020, 04:08
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 51
Views: 33124

Re: oke eol testing

https://i.ibb.co/T42D23n/eolconf.png Step 1: tick "Lock new levels" Step 2: feel free to test any numbers of train levels at your leisure, as they will not get uploaded and will not clutter up the database Step 3: enjoy automatic level upload when you start a battle (this overrides the &q...
by pawq
23 Mar 2020, 02:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

I was very tempted to say that, but don't think it's worth the potential shitstorm. I hope most people here can just ignore his bullshit.
by pawq
18 Mar 2020, 22:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Well, you two have just proven that you have absolutely no clue about what's going on. Read the entirety of this article, then it may be worth conversing with you about this. https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca More info: https://www.theguardian.com/w...
by pawq
14 Mar 2020, 00:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 66575

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

https://coronavirus.zone/ Out of date by a few days. Here good site posted by arze on discord, updated pretty much in real-time: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ will we all die? suar, just be patient Also, if anyone wants a good analytical no-bs read: https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coron...
by pawq
13 Mar 2020, 11:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

Instead of shielding yourself with "scientific facts" that have nothing to do with what you're claiming, how about you explain to us why you think you're more trustworthy and reliable on the matters of public health and epidemiology than the World Health Organisation?
by pawq
13 Mar 2020, 00:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Formula 1 2019!
Replies: 6
Views: 4002

Re: Formula 1 2019!

Well, apparently nobody :/
by pawq
12 Mar 2020, 16:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

grab dick - get whatever pee traces may've accumulated in pants onto fingers pee - almost impsy to get a beautiful non-sprinkly stream perfectly where you aim with no splash back (if you can do that then hat off) squeeze/shake dick to get rid of remaining pee after peeing - get pee onto fingers don'...
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 21:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

kuchitsu wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 17:41Do people actually have piss on hands? Like really?
Yes, really.
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 17:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

Imo impsy, but probably a good recommendation to make :shrug:

Pisses me off how suddenly everyone is saying wash your hands though. Ye cuz normally no need, it's a pleasure rubbing your piss into my hands (and subsequently face) after I open a door or hold a rail in a public place!!!
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 11:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

ArZeNiK wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 09:42what to ACTUALLY do if suspectedly got the COVID-2019:
- GO. TO. A. FUCKING. DOCTOR.
Actually no, because you may spread it a lot further. Call some surgery/pharmacy/hospital/hotline and ask for advice, since it may just be temporary self-isolation if the symptoms are weak.
by pawq
10 Mar 2020, 18:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 218
Views: 86720

Re: Everything

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And to think that people actually go around believing shit like this 🤒🔫
by pawq
10 Mar 2020, 18:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 844785

Re: The personal questions

Much less than I would like. I spend a lot of time in work or with GF and I don't get a lot of time for pointless things. And it ain't gonna get better, I guess. I miss studying university. I used to fuck around all day doing nothing and nobody cared. Sometimes I wish my GF was partying/spending ti...
by pawq
8 Mar 2020, 20:32
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 176
Views: 92539

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

The insanest hoyl session I've seen in a long while, sick to spy all hoyls and stylefinds osv! Gz to all wr improvers and especially to Spef for being Spef :beers:
by pawq
2 Mar 2020, 01:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 229
Views: 102063

Re: The games which you played out

Last Day of June (2017) - 6/10 A beautifully drawn, short story/mini-puzzle game, with a charming plot and gorgeous visuals, but not much else. Unskippable repetitive cutscenes were also quite annoying at times. Amazing music from Steven Wilson is a plus of course, but it can be enjoyed equally out...
by pawq
1 Mar 2020, 14:01
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 32
Views: 31213

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

Golden Apple Award 2019 winners Internalist - Spef Externalist - jonsykkel Battler - Zero Designer - umiz WR - Spef (38.73 in Tricks Abound) Replay - adi (limpsy04adi.rec) Style - Spef (Tricks Abound) Saveload - jonsykkel & Zweq (limpsy05) Level - danitah & jblaze (ChainPi4.lev) Contest - f...
by pawq
1 Mar 2020, 04:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 229
Views: 102063

Re: The games which you played out

Left 4 Dead (2008) - 8/10 Really fun shooter, especially in the co-op mode! Pretty basic mechanics, like in HL2, but that makes it more pure in a way for me, and certainly not less enjoyable! A very short campaign though, and pretty outdated visuals for 2008. Was max fun playing with lousk & ch...
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 18:07
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 32
Views: 31213

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

53 minutes left until the ceremony starts! See you there :)
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 00:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 229
Views: 102063

Re: The games which you played out

Ori and the Blind Forest (2015/2016) - 9/10 A tremendously fun and heartwarmingly gorgeous action platformer. A beautifully crafted open world, an affectionate story, and a bunch of creative, diverse and nearly perfectly executed mechanics made this a really fun play, and I'm already looking forwar...
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 00:01
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 32
Views: 31213

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

The voting has ended and the winners are known!

See us at the GAALA to find out who they are!



Where? On the #gaa channel at Elma Discord

When? Saturday (29 Feb) at 20:00 EET (GMT+2, Finnish time)
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 19:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Reggae
Replies: 18
Views: 6131

Re: Reggae

GAA post :o
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 16:33
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 32
Views: 31213

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

Please remember to vote at http://gaa.elmaonline.net/vote/

The deadline is tonight at 23:59 EET (GMT+2, Finnish time)!

Quite a few more votes are needed to skip the jury voting phase and for the winners to be decided from community votes alone.

Thanks in advance! :beers:
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 16:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Expose your pockets
Replies: 33
Views: 39402

Re: Expose your pockets

for me hasn't changed for years:

right front: fone
left front: keys + tissues + optional chewing gums + optional earphones + optional gak???
right ass (if no jacket): wallet