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by pawq
5 Apr 2020, 13:44
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Maximum speed in Elma
Replies: 2
Views: 70

Re: Maximum speed in Elma

https://elmaonline.net/battles/133712 I haven't seen bigger imo, rec here: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/170/show?rec_name=FEM18Ze3spedWR2 fun to analyse frame by frame in elmanager :D one of the most intense rotflmaoing sessions in my life, those Zero battles in the middle of the night :heart: edi...
by pawq
4 Apr 2020, 18:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

gimp wrote:
4 Apr 2020, 07:42
it is a complex issue, and i am glad we can have peaceful discussion and listen to eachothers opinions.
+1
by pawq
3 Apr 2020, 15:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

What nom said. It would only be anywhere near reasonable when such a large proportion of the world's population gets infected that it becomes impossible to contain the virus, regardless of the measures. According to people who supposedly know their shit, we're not there yet (or anywhere near).
by pawq
3 Apr 2020, 11:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I had sex topic
Replies: 151
Views: 21454

Re: I had sex topic

Cool stories both

I had to read one sentence like 6 times to realise that it's "maybe 12 years younger" and not "maybe 12 years or younger"
by pawq
1 Apr 2020, 21:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Why don't they just test everybody and lock up the infected ones. As I already said, this wouldn't help, unless you can: test 100.000% of population simultaneously, put everyone in cages until renaults come back, then put all the positive in one cage and release the rest Otherwise people will keep ...
by pawq
28 Mar 2020, 16:52
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 770
Views: 147376

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

update no. 252 updated WR TT (-0,19s) updated TTs of: 34min TT Spef (-0,19s; 1st) 35min TT Bjenn (-0,79s; 4th) 36min TT Tm (-0,79s; 10th) 37min TT Leek (-3,00s; 27th) Mira (-0,99s; 39th; joined 37mins club) 38min TT iltsu (-19,57s; 52nd -> 42nd) 39min TT p-skript (-0,53s; 99th) Arzenik (-0,50s; 113...
by pawq
27 Mar 2020, 23:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Well, no need to test everyone, but only those, who have symptoms like fever, coughing, difficulties in breathing, osv and etc. So the tests can give diagnoses and doctors will apply necessary actions. No, because those who don't have symptoms might still carry the virus and pass it over. Ideally w...
by pawq
27 Mar 2020, 23:12
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 50
Views: 5599

Re: oke eol testing

As people pointed out already, they do get uploaded with "Lock new levels", but are not downloadable (and don't appear in search until you type the full exact name). My mistake originally, sorry :upside_down:
by pawq
26 Mar 2020, 19:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Your country is more susceptible because the government doesn't give a flying fuck about protecting the bulk of its population. The goal is not to lock down permanently and starve to death, but to lock down as early and decisively as possible, contain the outbreak quickly with minimised losses, then...
by pawq
25 Mar 2020, 16:27
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 50
Views: 5599

Re: oke eol testing

a yes true, I didn't notice that they were all-but-one locked in the screenshot, but what's the problem then? they're not downloadable, and only appear if you search for exact levname, for example if you search for "tipi3", only the unlocked tipi30-tipi38 will appear. it's stuff like this that's the...
by pawq
25 Mar 2020, 04:08
Forum: New versions
Topic: oke eol testing
Replies: 50
Views: 5599

Re: oke eol testing

https://i.ibb.co/T42D23n/eolconf.png Step 1: tick "Lock new levels" Step 2: feel free to test any numbers of train levels at your leisure, as they will not get uploaded and will not clutter up the database Step 3: enjoy automatic level upload when you start a battle (this overrides the "Lock new le...
by pawq
23 Mar 2020, 02:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

I was very tempted to say that, but don't think it's worth the potential shitstorm. I hope most people here can just ignore his bullshit.
by pawq
18 Mar 2020, 22:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

Well, you two have just proven that you have absolutely no clue about what's going on. Read the entirety of this article, then it may be worth conversing with you about this. https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca More info: https://www.theguardian.com/w...
by pawq
14 Mar 2020, 00:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 72
Views: 2180

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

https://coronavirus.zone/ Out of date by a few days. Here good site posted by arze on discord, updated pretty much in real-time: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ will we all die? suar, just be patient Also, if anyone wants a good analytical no-bs read: https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coron...
by pawq
13 Mar 2020, 11:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

Instead of shielding yourself with "scientific facts" that have nothing to do with what you're claiming, how about you explain to us why you think you're more trustworthy and reliable on the matters of public health and epidemiology than the World Health Organisation?
by pawq
13 Mar 2020, 00:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Formula 1 2019!
Replies: 6
Views: 1310

Re: Formula 1 2019!

Well, apparently nobody :/
by pawq
12 Mar 2020, 16:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

grab dick - get whatever pee traces may've accumulated in pants onto fingers pee - almost impsy to get a beautiful non-sprinkly stream perfectly where you aim with no splash back (if you can do that then hat off) squeeze/shake dick to get rid of remaining pee after peeing - get pee onto fingers don'...
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 21:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

kuchitsu wrote:
11 Mar 2020, 17:41
Do people actually have piss on hands? Like really?
Yes, really.
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 17:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

Imo impsy, but probably a good recommendation to make :shrug:

Pisses me off how suddenly everyone is saying wash your hands though. Ye cuz normally no need, it's a pleasure rubbing your piss into my hands (and subsequently face) after I open a door or hold a rail in a public place!!!
by pawq
11 Mar 2020, 11:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

ArZeNiK wrote:
11 Mar 2020, 09:42
what to ACTUALLY do if suspectedly got the COVID-2019:
- GO. TO. A. FUCKING. DOCTOR.
Actually no, because you may spread it a lot further. Call some surgery/pharmacy/hospital/hotline and ask for advice, since it may just be temporary self-isolation if the symptoms are weak.
by pawq
10 Mar 2020, 18:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Everything
Replies: 201
Views: 31151

Re: Everything

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And to think that people actually go around believing shit like this 🤒🔫
by pawq
10 Mar 2020, 18:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5458
Views: 355679

Re: The personal questions

Much less than I would like. I spend a lot of time in work or with GF and I don't get a lot of time for pointless things. And it ain't gonna get better, I guess. I miss studying university. I used to fuck around all day doing nothing and nobody cared. Sometimes I wish my GF was partying/spending ti...
by pawq
8 Mar 2020, 20:32
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 97
Views: 14045

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

The insanest hoyl session I've seen in a long while, sick to spy all hoyls and stylefinds osv! Gz to all wr improvers and especially to Spef for being Spef :beers:
by pawq
2 Mar 2020, 01:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 178
Views: 30187

Re: The games which you played out

Last Day of June (2017) - 6/10 A beautifully drawn, short story/mini-puzzle game, with a charming plot and gorgeous visuals, but not much else. Unskippable repetitive cutscenes were also quite annoying at times. Amazing music from Steven Wilson is a plus of course, but it can be enjoyed equally out...
by pawq
1 Mar 2020, 14:01
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 6165

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

Golden Apple Award 2019 winners Internalist - Spef Externalist - jonsykkel Battler - Zero Designer - umiz WR - Spef (38.73 in Tricks Abound) Replay - adi (limpsy04adi.rec) Style - Spef (Tricks Abound) Saveload - jonsykkel & Zweq (limpsy05) Level - danitah & jblaze (ChainPi4.lev) Contest - finman (f...
by pawq
1 Mar 2020, 04:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 178
Views: 30187

Re: The games which you played out

Left 4 Dead (2008) - 8/10 Really fun shooter, especially in the co-op mode! Pretty basic mechanics, like in HL2, but that makes it more pure in a way for me, and certainly not less enjoyable! A very short campaign though, and pretty outdated visuals for 2008. Was max fun playing with lousk & chris,...
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 18:07
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 6165

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

53 minutes left until the ceremony starts! See you there :)
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 00:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 178
Views: 30187

Re: The games which you played out

Ori and the Blind Forest (2015/2016) - 9/10 A tremendously fun and heartwarmingly gorgeous action platformer. A beautifully crafted open world, an affectionate story, and a bunch of creative, diverse and nearly perfectly executed mechanics made this a really fun play, and I'm already looking forwar...
by pawq
29 Feb 2020, 00:01
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 6165

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

The voting has ended and the winners are known!

See us at the GAALA to find out who they are!



Where? On the #gaa channel at Elma Discord

When? Saturday (29 Feb) at 20:00 EET (GMT+2, Finnish time)
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 19:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Reggae
Replies: 18
Views: 2566

Re: Reggae

GAA post :o
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 16:33
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 6165

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

Please remember to vote at http://gaa.elmaonline.net/vote/

The deadline is tonight at 23:59 EET (GMT+2, Finnish time)!

Quite a few more votes are needed to skip the jury voting phase and for the winners to be decided from community votes alone.

Thanks in advance! :beers:
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 16:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Expose your pockets
Replies: 33
Views: 4162

Re: Expose your pockets

for me hasn't changed for years:

right front: fone
left front: keys + tissues + optional chewing gums + optional earphones + optional gak???
right ass (if no jacket): wallet
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 14:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Losing weight
Replies: 75
Views: 10393

Re: Losing weight

Another pro amateurish tip: Place a big pretty bowl, specifically for fruit, on your dining/living room table, and keep it filled up as colourfully as possible. I did that, and it annoys me when it's empty so I fill it up, and I worry that the fruit will go bad if I don't eat them, so I eat them! :D...
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 13:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Losing weight
Replies: 75
Views: 10393

Re: Losing weight

I think the most important thing should be whether you feel good as you are, and you admitted you'd rather lose some :) I'm far from a cooking/nutrition pro, but I did some reading recently and tried to alter some of my/our habits. One relatively easy and presumably beneficial change was swapping ri...
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 13:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Boring topic
Replies: 15
Views: 2624

Re: Boring topic

Oh yeah, I do think so at least. I think it's one of the biggest psychological burdens in modern societies - over-pressure to achieve, so we are inclined to feel guilty if we're idle even for a bit. I'm still learning to deal with this, but I think I'm a bit better (and calmer) now than I was at tim...
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 13:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Expose your pockets
Replies: 33
Views: 4162

Re: Expose your pockets

AndrY wrote:
27 Feb 2020, 10:58
wtf radiation?xD
I know that people took iodine after Chernobyl, though didn't really know why. Looked it up now, good explanation here:
https://www.livescience.com/65634-chern ... odine.html
by pawq
27 Feb 2020, 10:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Expose your pockets
Replies: 33
Views: 4162

Re: Expose your pockets

phone and keys in the same pocket 😱

do you take iodine regularly for radiation?? I know russia has a problem with that in places, but dame
by pawq
22 Feb 2020, 22:06
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 770
Views: 147376

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

update no. 251 updated WR TT (-0,44s) updated WR counts: +2: Kazan -1: Bjenn, Spef updated TTs of: 34min TT Spef (-0,03s; 1st) Kazan (-0,72s; 2nd) 36min TT Tm (-15,51s; 15th -> 10th) finman (-2,45s; 13th -> 14th) 37min TT Kulisty (-0,07s; 31st) 38min TT Mira (-2,35s; 39th) Labs (-7,96s; 48th -> 43r...
by pawq
22 Feb 2020, 20:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I had sex topic
Replies: 151
Views: 21454

Re: I had sex topic

Good to hear that Blu, I was actually wondering after scrolling up a bit! :)
by pawq
21 Feb 2020, 02:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 178
Views: 30187

Re: The games which you played out

GRID 2 (2013) - 5/10 This game is trying to be both a sim game and an arcade game, and ends up being good at neither, with really poor driving mechanics, but not an exciting enough campaign. The visuals are stunning though, both of the cars and of the environment. Can surely have some fun for a bit...
by pawq
17 Feb 2020, 14:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 97
Views: 14045

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

nice merge

here good mid (19-24s a lot faster than both jon and speffson);
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2019/show?fmw2007pasdufk
by pawq
17 Feb 2020, 09:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 97
Views: 14045

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

Eh, kinda forgot about it during the weekend, but sik well done jon, amaze time o/ beautiful start grip and impsy end here my rek, I think teh 15-25s part maybe a bit faster (usually did a more powerful bounce at 19.xx and got to apel like 0.2s faster), but end......:D http://recs.zamppe.com/replays...
by pawq
14 Feb 2020, 22:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Free Will does not exist
Replies: 74
Views: 10322

Re: Free Will does not exist

gimp wrote:
14 Feb 2020, 17:45
being right is more important than being ignorantly happy.
Not necessarily true in every case / matter of opinion
by pawq
12 Feb 2020, 00:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Free Will does not exist
Replies: 74
Views: 10322

Re: Free Will does not exist

haha I get it, I thought you meant sth about religion first :D


One obvious flaw with this argument: being wrong about something is not necessarily automatically bad, since it could have other consequences too

but fuk "free will doesn't exist" imo
by pawq
12 Feb 2020, 00:24
Forum: General
Topic: Discord quotes
Replies: 71
Views: 11483

Re: Discord quotes

[21:51] terba: anyone voting for any leftist party is voting against their and their country's best personal interest [21:57] terba: fact shit like this is funny when people are trolling, but it's just fucking sad when they seriously consider everyone else but themselves objectively wrong i hope on...
by pawq
11 Feb 2020, 19:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Travelling in dreams
Replies: 19
Views: 2148

Re: Travelling in dreams

high art jon :clap:
by pawq
11 Feb 2020, 19:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Free Will does not exist
Replies: 74
Views: 10322

Re: Free Will does not exist

kuchitsu wrote:
11 Feb 2020, 14:56
If free will does exist, believers made the right choice and non-believers made the wrong choice.
wut
by pawq
9 Feb 2020, 23:00
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 6165

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

GAA 2019 - Public voting is open! You can vote at http://gaa.elmaonline.net/vote/ As you’ll see during voting, the number of categories has been reduced this year, due to a significantly lower number of activity and community suggestions: 1. The Replay and Battle Replay categories were merged into ...