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by Ky.Jelly
25 Mar 2006, 00:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Atheists
Replies: 21
Views: 4966

thougth this could tandem nicely as a poll considering another lively topic atm :P
by Ky.Jelly
25 Mar 2006, 00:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 274665

gargling water will never ever ever make you cool, gargle vodka instead

hmm ive got a few hundred days to catch up on, anyone object to me starting?
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

in case you jsut skipeed to page 9, there are 2 new ones on page 8 as well :P enjoy plz :p
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

A Maori goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour?" $100," she replies. So he asks, "Okay do you do Maori style?" She says "No!" He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do Maori...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

Two Scottish lads are chatting in the pub about the one bloke's wedding which is just around the corner. The one bloke says to the other, "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt for my wedding." The other bloke says, "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?" . "Oh she'll be dressed in...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

1. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "i think ive lost an electron", and the other one replies, "are you sure". The first one then replies, "YES IM POSITIVE!" 2.What happened to the wooden car? It wouldnt' go. 3. Whats faster than an abo? Hi...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

What I want in a Man What I Want in a Man, Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

DOGS DIARY... 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite! 6 pm - Oh...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

Diet for Stress BREAKFAST: * 1/2 grapefruit * 1 slice whole wheat toast * 8 oz. skim milk Lunch: * 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast * 1 cup steamed spinach * 1 cup herb tea * 1 Oreo cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK: * The rest of Oreos in the package * 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream nuts, cherries and whip...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like YOUR Dean as much as I like MY Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four ye...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." Wow!" I said. &qu...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 23:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious ...
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 22:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hate something, somebody? Post here
Replies: 386
Views: 74417

life atm, ever got really stoned and just thought about suicide, fucking intense :P
by Ky.Jelly
24 Mar 2006, 22:56
Forum: General
Topic: can't beat the little italian,,,, : (
Replies: 55
Views: 10348

it can only be as boring as nitro patch, and even that is not so boring :P
by Ky.Jelly
14 Mar 2006, 11:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: are you a christian?
Replies: 408
Views: 83371

I believe in aliens.
I will show you my videos of alien sightings, you show me your ones of gawd
by Ky.Jelly
13 Mar 2006, 23:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: are you a christian?
Replies: 408
Views: 83371

why Henkjan if drugs are a sin, did YOUR god put them on this planet to begin with, or did he just fuck up somewhere? if he has all this power couldnt he take them away?
by Ky.Jelly
10 Mar 2006, 02:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: are you a christian?
Replies: 408
Views: 83371

why is it people have such a big ego that they think that when they die the become something other that grass for cows to eat. personally i think religon is a load of shit, but if some people want to believe in something and it helps them i have no problem with it, what i cant stand, is people tryin...
by Ky.Jelly
2 Mar 2006, 01:27
Forum: New versions
Topic: replay level matching
Replies: 7
Views: 4375

replay level matching

ok before i tell what i think i didnt check all other threads to see if this was mentioned before or not, if so, move to trash :P ok so my annoyance is when i go into elma to watch a rec it always takes me ages to remember the file name and if there is more than 1 rec i want to watch for that level ...
by Ky.Jelly
1 Mar 2006, 13:54
Forum: Advertising
Topic: skintatious.net > back in new form \o/
Replies: 118
Views: 40235

finally teh moment i have been waiting for, i am lazy you see, i have uploaded all my skint times as "t.rec", "u.rec" , "i.rec" etc caus im to lazy to be bothered naming all my recs proper the problem is that i have overwritten all my recs so many times, i dont have any...
by Ky.Jelly
27 Feb 2006, 22:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Funniest Movie World Cup
Replies: 105
Views: 22375

Kopps
Smala Sussie (sp)
Jalla Jalla
by Ky.Jelly
20 Feb 2006, 07:11
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of December 2005
Replies: 33
Views: 12599

shame memphis didnt win now he got wr
by Ky.Jelly
16 Feb 2006, 21:40
Forum: General
Topic: We have 1337 registered users
Replies: 18
Views: 4656

Luther wrote:Fredrik, lunch break? =)
lalz, hi2u ramone
damn only a 1337 forum, sacks :P
by Ky.Jelly
12 Feb 2006, 21:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: A tribute to Elastomania
Replies: 5
Views: 1614

well its elma related i guess
kinda stupid and lame, if your going to put your effort into making something like that at least make it sensible
my guess is nito is about 14-15 or acts it anyway
by Ky.Jelly
12 Feb 2006, 21:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Apples
Replies: 5
Views: 1585

i used to love teh green granny smiths, but now i like the ones that are half and half but not pacific rose or braburn,
by Ky.Jelly
12 Feb 2006, 21:35
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Winter Olympic Games Torino 2006
Replies: 80
Views: 15189

.. we should be able to delete posts
by Ky.Jelly
8 Feb 2006, 12:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Winter Olympic Games Torino 2006
Replies: 80
Views: 15189

ye awesome biathlon ttm
we dont get it on tv here, which will suck, hmm actually maybe on pay tv, ill check that
we got athletes over there, doing luge and shit
gg ole einar :P
by Ky.Jelly
7 Feb 2006, 02:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Your Uptime Record
Replies: 47
Views: 9824

like ok, so once i smoked way to much dope and had this hard on for over 6 hours, it was so fucking sore, i wanked 3 times and it still wouldnt go down, so i think, watching pr0n whilst smoking dope is nat such a good idea
by Ky.Jelly
2 Feb 2006, 01:10
Forum: General
Topic: About playing in your own contests
Replies: 9
Views: 2240

yoosef wrote:playing own cup is like having sex with your sister. u just dont do it.
ye wtf, some people have fucking hot sisters
by Ky.Jelly
25 Jan 2006, 06:39
Forum: General
Topic: Playing when HIGH
Replies: 57
Views: 16439

i always play elma way better when im stoned of my nut
as sierra said it makes the game simpler,
always battle best when im wasted
by Ky.Jelly
23 Jan 2006, 03:39
Forum: General
Topic: Movie: Elma Done (fairly) Quick v1
Replies: 64
Views: 32143

damn skint your max, ez put on ftp ttm :p
by Ky.Jelly
20 Jan 2006, 00:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: K-k-k-cold
Replies: 28
Views: 7043

today it dropped from 34 down to 25 so fucking colder
by Ky.Jelly
20 Jan 2006, 00:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: usefull latin sayings
Replies: 12
Views: 3158

etcetera
by Ky.Jelly
20 Jan 2006, 00:37
Forum: General
Topic: #Battle Levels Discussion
Replies: 17
Views: 4990

Kestas wrote: dont like - kyjelly levs
lol nat my fault you is noob :p
by Ky.Jelly
19 Jan 2006, 06:52
Forum: General
Topic: unbelivable BUG!!!!!!!!
Replies: 64
Views: 15399

SERIOUSLY MAN HOW AWESOME AM I :P
lol here is the hooked top10 bug times as per m0nkeii's site
http://www.geocities.com/hategreen/tables.htm
by Ky.Jelly
18 Jan 2006, 09:51
Forum: General
Topic: #Battle Levels Discussion
Replies: 17
Views: 4990

ye man, i love jubles levels, other than that i dont play enough to see who is always making good ones
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jan 2006, 04:46
Forum: General
Topic: #battle ethics
Replies: 23
Views: 7466

#battle ethics

Ok so there are rules to #battle which we all (mostly) abide by, but what about the unwritten rules, ethics. We have an incident going on in #battle where people (juble,xxYANOxx) are saying that they would like to start the next battle with one of there levels, however someone else (Jeppe) keeps sta...
by Ky.Jelly
15 Jan 2006, 18:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Now Playing
Replies: 289
Views: 53665

the doors, greatest hits :P
by Ky.Jelly
15 Jan 2006, 18:51
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2005
Replies: 199
Views: 84442

that one awesome mustach hes got going on :p
by Ky.Jelly
14 Jan 2006, 05:46
Forum: Feedback
Topic: The declination of quality on mopolauta
Replies: 47
Views: 25571

lmao, juble :*

actually i believe quality of lauta has only gone down hill since i stopped posting to teh max, deny the trend :P
by Ky.Jelly
8 Jan 2006, 12:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back....or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few women who did... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge ...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:23
Forum: General
Topic: Battles killed external level packs?
Replies: 23
Views: 6419

SveinR wrote:Plz make new levelpack ramone, such good memories from Fake levs :))
ye ramone, come on do teh fakier levels pack, shall be awesome
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

i may have posted this before, if not enjoy * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" * Witness: "By death." * Lawyer: "And by wh...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you." Th...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 105493

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced his altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a h...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hair getting thinner/loosing hair. Experiences.
Replies: 25
Views: 4795

my dad was bald when he was 22, all my unlces by 25 so outlook for me is not so good.
however my hairline does nat yet look like bruce willis and my younger brothers does, perhaps there is hope for me yet :p
by Ky.Jelly
26 Dec 2005, 22:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Crazy Quiz XV - CQ Revolution
Replies: 217
Views: 41050

5. 0800 83 83 83 4. stuff.? 1. sales ive done this week 3. sales i wanted to do this week 2. colour tie? 1. 67 2. red 3. 55 4. co.nz 5. mum 1. Leeland 2. The Boneless 3. Kopaka 4. Leeland 5. Jalli STANDINGS 11p: BoneLESS 8p: axxu, Kopaka 6p: Leeland, Jalli 4p: tijsjoris, SveinR 3p: Napoleon, Lukazz,...
by Ky.Jelly
7 Dec 2005, 12:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How Fast can you Type the Alphabet? (updated with good link)
Replies: 102
Views: 23393

3.16
by Ky.Jelly
1 Dec 2005, 21:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Crazy Quiz XV - CQ Revolution
Replies: 217
Views: 41050

5. 0800 83 83 83
4. stuff.?
1. sales ive done this week
3. sales i wanted to do this week
2. colour tie?
by Ky.Jelly
25 Nov 2005, 12:29
Forum: Polls
Topic: Next person to make their first WR
Replies: 58
Views: 22515

bfs, how the hell did i not make the list

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