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by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you're first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She's a doctor.” “That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?” Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said,...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

Men Strike Back!!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will proba...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

Things You Do not Want To Hear from Tech Support 1. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" 2. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it." 3. "So -- what are you wearing?" 4. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 5. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dili...
by Ky.Jelly
8 Aug 2005, 20:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IAAF World Championships Helsinki 2005
Replies: 15
Views: 3073

ez nz first in womens shot put :P
by Ky.Jelly
6 Aug 2005, 10:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Movie tips.
Replies: 91
Views: 19882

ye you young ones prolly not understand it as well anyway
by Ky.Jelly
6 Aug 2005, 01:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tell something we don't know about you
Replies: 85
Views: 13383

i plant trees for a living, max profits
by Ky.Jelly
6 Aug 2005, 01:03
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Suggest people to kuski of month polls
Replies: 601
Views: 187099

wtf at self nomination, thats almost like nominating someone caus there your freind "chux: :P
by Ky.Jelly
6 Aug 2005, 01:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Movie tips.
Replies: 91
Views: 19882

ez Closer, best fucking movie ever, sach love teh clive owen
by Ky.Jelly
4 Aug 2005, 12:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Favourite irc channels
Replies: 17
Views: 4329

MagnusB wrote:#mopolauta
#mopolauta
#mopolauta
sach bestest one :p
by Ky.Jelly
4 Aug 2005, 12:31
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of July 2005
Replies: 68
Views: 24436

ez jsim
by Ky.Jelly
31 Jul 2005, 06:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: swimming skialz
Replies: 17
Views: 3779

im a surf life gaurd. maybe that means i can swim just a lil bit
by Ky.Jelly
31 Jul 2005, 06:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Do you have an mp3 player?
Replies: 62
Views: 14509

ipod 40gb, doesnt give good head though
by Ky.Jelly
24 Jul 2005, 05:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

its fucking awesome, been watching it at the beach, go teh lance :P
by Ky.Jelly
18 Jul 2005, 00:22
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 38
Views: 15013

It would be very fair now to forbid any pictures in the signature. At least I think so. nat, i like lauta caus its quick, the avatar pictures actually look nice being all the same size almost and small, actually adds a bit more life, but sig pic, no way, only if once abula installs next board updat...
by Ky.Jelly
18 Jul 2005, 00:19
Forum: General
Topic: COMPETITION - CUTESKI
Replies: 12
Views: 3375

nat he just pure muscle, ffs, i would sach borrow that body for teh summer
by Ky.Jelly
18 Jul 2005, 00:18
Forum: General
Topic: Situation Quotes Game
Replies: 27
Views: 5474

you did alright, at least you get the personalities of each coming out :P, you never know, next they will make wezz op at #across
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2005, 00:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Going Away Thread
Replies: 409
Views: 93466

working in a place called waihi beach, for 2 weeks but prolly come back for the weekend :P
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2005, 00:16
Forum: General
Topic: Situation Quotes Game
Replies: 27
Views: 5474

lol nice idea, and that first one was damn funny
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2005, 00:15
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

ye im going away to work down the line so i wont see it either, but was nice last night, armstrong easy beat his rivals, t-mobile tactics are stupid as hell
by Ky.Jelly
15 Jul 2005, 22:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

today there was nice sprint, not that i will ever publically support the aussies, but good effort :p, cant wait for tomorrow and the pyrenees, hopefully rassmussun (sp) can hang on and make it fun
by Ky.Jelly
15 Jul 2005, 22:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: the killers
Replies: 11
Views: 2274

you should love them if your into such as the oc, or one tree hill etc :p
by Ky.Jelly
15 Jul 2005, 22:32
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 401689

lol its only one of the latest bash.org quotes, well done on copy pasting juski :P
by Ky.Jelly
12 Jul 2005, 23:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Court
Replies: 6
Views: 1479

lol, it sucked, sat around for a while, then got ajourned, going back on october 12
by Ky.Jelly
12 Jul 2005, 11:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Court
Replies: 6
Views: 1479

is = in
by Ky.Jelly
12 Jul 2005, 04:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Court
Replies: 6
Views: 1479

Court

You know the place with the judge and the wiggs and all the lawyers etc etc. well anyone here been to one, either just to watch, as a victim, jury member, defendant, witness, perhaps even a lawyer. i myself have to take the stand tomorrow morning at about 1000 as a witness is my freinds scoobs defen...
by Ky.Jelly
12 Jul 2005, 04:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

yep, its the hc climb finish today, or tonight depending where you are, should be good, i think armstrong will be fairly laid back, maybe make people think he is not so strong, then own them in the latter stages
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 23:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

ye rest days suck, these guys such wimps having rest day :P wtf am i to do between 2200 and 0400 these days :P
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 23:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: mobile-phone-ringtone-tv-ads
Replies: 9
Views: 2010

Pah, the T.V ringtones are rediculas. Crazy Frog being the most annoying of the lot. And they've just brought a crazy frog album! My ring tone is Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (part 2) For SMS it's Napalm Death - Dead. (3 second song :)) lol the crazy frog one is fucking insane, whilst in ...
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 23:33
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Question about sending form
Replies: 17
Views: 4526

ye must be tricky counting to 16 wen you can only use ur toes caus your fingers are elmering
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 23:25
Forum: General
Topic: Mopobattles (the resurrection)
Replies: 68
Views: 20516

damn, just wen ky goes home for a few days :(
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 12:59
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 401689

[23:55:43] <LutherICE> and watefak elma is nat everything ;FF
by Ky.Jelly
11 Jul 2005, 03:48
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Which movie series is most unrealistic? LOTR or Matrix?
Replies: 25
Views: 4537

SveinR wrote:It's supposed to be freaking hilarious. Well I thought it was anyway.
ditto, funny as hell
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jul 2005, 23:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Do you have an mp3 player?
Replies: 62
Views: 14509

ive got the ipod 40g, have had since i was in the states, its about 60-65% full most of the time, damn, so good, all the music i could want, battery life does suck, but shit happens
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jul 2005, 23:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

ye go teh dane, he kicked serious arse today, such fun to watch :P
by Ky.Jelly
8 Jul 2005, 23:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: gas cost
Replies: 28
Views: 5632

its amazing, oil is almost as cheap as it has ever been, but to buy at the station is almost double waht it was 18months ago
by Ky.Jelly
8 Jul 2005, 05:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: zomg bomb in london
Replies: 19
Views: 4154

im not saying that it was planned in one day, i reckon they had plans for each of the cities
by Ky.Jelly
8 Jul 2005, 01:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: zomg bomb in london
Replies: 19
Views: 4154

my opinion is that this would have happened it whichever city won the olympics
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 22:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 273510

boneless stfu thats spam,
tj, ye wah, nah i dont mind, i have no idea how long you,ve had it there prolly since the date it says :P
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 22:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

kopaka, hes not even the teams #1 rider, even with out fall i would have said not in the top10, armstrong will lose, one of these break aways will actually win a stage a take the yellow
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 13:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

we havent got to the mountains yet kopaka, current leader wont be in top5, that i promise you, in fact, not even the top10
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 11:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tour-de-france topic!
Replies: 61
Views: 8484

nah they wont, to bad the new rules are gay regarding time that can be lost in the ttt
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 02:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Who has a beard
Replies: 108
Views: 35027

sach nat get the itch, gotta do teh aloe :P
by Ky.Jelly
5 Jul 2005, 02:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 273510

tj sach copy my sig stats, that was patented you know ..|.. :P
by Ky.Jelly
4 Jul 2005, 01:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball...
by Ky.Jelly
4 Jul 2005, 01:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

This guy comes home from work one day only to find his wife on the front steps with her bags packed. He asked here where she thinks she is going and she tells him that the neighbors told her some very awful things about him and that she is leaving him. He says, 'Well, why don't you just tell me exac...
by Ky.Jelly
4 Jul 2005, 00:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

Funniest joke I've heard recently.... A gynecologist is worn out with his work and decides he wants to change careers. He's always liked working with cars as a hobby so he decides to take a class to get certified as a mechanic. He takes the class and loves every minute of it. At the conclusion of th...
by Ky.Jelly
4 Jul 2005, 00:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 106778

Things Couldn't Be Nurse A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I''m o...
by Ky.Jelly
3 Jul 2005, 11:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Who has a beard
Replies: 108
Views: 35027

ez shave everyday, it sucks max
by Ky.Jelly
2 Jul 2005, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: The Quitting Topic !
Replies: 693
Views: 229322

/wah quit
by Ky.Jelly
2 Jul 2005, 14:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: on ignore
Replies: 11
Views: 5702

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