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by Bludek
6 Jul 2020, 21:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Are penises inherently unattractive or is it just societal conditioning?
Replies: 5
Views: 176

Re: Are penises inherently unattractive or is it just societal conditioning?

Labs wrote:
4 Jul 2020, 01:43
pawq wrote:
3 Jul 2020, 22:36
Bludek wrote:
3 Jul 2020, 10:11
men want to see all the titties and all of them asses.
Don't speak for everyone bro!

... Or :D
Ye, men want see the nice ones only, except some weirdos. :mrgreen:
Oke, tru
by Bludek
3 Jul 2020, 10:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Are penises inherently unattractive or is it just societal conditioning?
Replies: 5
Views: 176

Re: Are penises inherently unattractive or is it just societal conditioning?

I think most of the girls nowadays don't mind seeing penises and most likely like the sight, they are just not publicly vocal about it. But they probably want to see only penis of their bf and not penises of random guys (they need affection first). Conversely men want to see all the titties and all ...
by Bludek
30 Jun 2020, 11:44
Forum: General
Topic: Should I Release the AI Player`?
Replies: 33
Views: 1233

Re: Should I Release the AI Player`?

I was wondering, if machine learning could be useful in SL. Maybe human can drive the parts that are hard to learn for AI and AI can brute force some stuff like killer dodging in int39 Haircut wr-style or idk. AI so far seems to have very few advantages over human (maybe turning in rapid succession ...
by Bludek
22 Jun 2020, 11:10
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR
Replies: 33
Views: 862

Re: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR

I was feeling just that after seeing TM's rec on recszamppe :(

Some parts of that lev have those unique interal-like qualities that designers just do not design these days. It just makes me want to know what styles are possible at every part and hoyl it from midnight to the dawn.
by Bludek
19 Jun 2020, 13:29
Forum: Advertising
Topic: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020
Replies: 28
Views: 742

Re: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020

you've beat the game! congrats Apples: 19724292 Apple/s: 168654 Flowers: 0 Levels: 2455 Battle Position: 0 World Records: 6 Team: [PRA] Total Time (in Minutes): 34:25.2 Time: 9850 Year: 2006 Plays: 8952519 Battles played: 101 Battle Wins: 63 Elma Cup Wins: 3 World Cup Wins: 1 Followers: 157640 8)
by Bludek
19 Jun 2020, 12:29
Forum: Advertising
Topic: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020
Replies: 28
Views: 742

Re: IncrElastoMania - Elma Simulation - Browser Game 2020

SPOILER!!-ish Team: [PRA] Total Time (in Minutes): 37:46.8 Time: 6577 Year: 2004 Plays: 510946 Battles played: 20 Battle Wins: 6 Elma Cup Wins: 2 Followers: 1260 World Records: 1 will play later, some parts of the game are still mystery to my edit: Zweq started following me no need to play anymore,...
by Bludek
19 Jun 2020, 10:21
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5459
Views: 370144

Re: The personal questions

I lie about food :roll: If someone casually asks what I ate that day, I rarely admit I had fast food. Which I do eat like 2 times a week for lunch. I also lie about little things that will make the other person happier. Like if a girl asks me about her dress, I usually say it is lookin pretty even w...
by Bludek
3 Jun 2020, 09:30
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3447
Views: 380535

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

Zweq 34TTed! How did you nat announce it, man? :D congratz!

lauta is nat the place to announce this anymore? :(
by Bludek
28 May 2020, 14:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Post pictures of your works in progress
Replies: 25
Views: 641

Re: Post pictures of your works in progress

That spiky snow does not work in this case, imo, but those curvy edges are lookin great!
by Bludek
21 May 2020, 11:08
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.
Replies: 27
Views: 3782

Re: Chess strategy, rating/sites, jibber jabber, etc.

As it is alowed to jibber jabber in this topic, I just wanna mention that yesterday I started learning how to chess properly, coz there will be friendly chess competition at friend's cabin 6.-7. 6.. And so far I realized I know bloody fucking nothing about chess :D Mad respect to all you pro mans. I...
by Bludek
19 May 2020, 11:28
Forum: General
Topic: Best way to play elma at work
Replies: 2
Views: 226

Best way to play elma at work

Is there a way to play EOL on my business laptop? We have very strict policy in the company about not installing anything on business laptops. E.g., even if I want to just delete a shortcut of some program from my windows desktop I have to write to "ServiceDesk" (IT department), they connect to my l...
by Bludek
19 May 2020, 10:32
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here, if you have broken an AVERAGE TT limit
Replies: 350
Views: 90044

Re: Announce here, if you have broken an AVERAGE TT limit

that's quite a feat, gz!


edit: posts like this make me really want to start playing ints again. I have to figure out if I can put elma to my business laptop, coz impsy to play at home when gf is around (proper focus nat poss)
by Bludek
18 May 2020, 14:02
Forum: General
Topic: Publishing old state.dat's
Replies: 21
Views: 808

Re: Publishing old state.dat's

ty for uploading all stats to elmastats, had great time comparing times made by old pros
by Bludek
24 Apr 2020, 18:22
Forum: Elasto Mania 2
Topic: Elasto Mania II is apparently out
Replies: 193
Views: 24983

Re: Elasto Mania II is apparently out

zebra wrote:
24 Apr 2020, 08:03
Look at www.elastomania.com
It seems to have a new design and there is already "community highlights" section with all the most important links :)
Damn, that is so cool. Balazs never really officially acknowledged community-made stuff on the site. This is very promising start.

stoked
by Bludek
10 Mar 2020, 14:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5459
Views: 370144

Re: The personal questions

Much less than I would like. I spend a lot of time in work or with GF and I don't get a lot of time for pointless things. And it ain't gonna get better, I guess. I miss studying university. I used to fuck around all day doing nothing and nobody cared. Sometimes I wish my GF was partying/spending tim...
by Bludek
6 Mar 2020, 17:00
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Elasto Mania 20 Years Official Level Pack
Replies: 29
Views: 6994

Re: Elasto Mania 20 Years Official Level Pack

Nice twenty17, twenty19 and twenty13 times! Indeed great levpack, levs have nice internal-like styles. Poss to up some of yours reks, John? Just asking for spying pleasure :oops:
by Bludek
3 Mar 2020, 14:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Losing weight
Replies: 75
Views: 12502

Re: Losing weight

that's sick progress. nice, ben3eeE!

did you eat less? Did you exercise? Did you change your diet?
by Bludek
2 Mar 2020, 15:24
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Elasto Mania Movies List - (Updated 20. June 2020)
Replies: 487
Views: 94677

Re: Elasto Mania Movies List - (Updated 29. February 2020)

It pleasently surprised me this list is so frequently updated, somehow I wasn't aware of that. Ty Lee
by Bludek
27 Feb 2020, 13:08
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Losing weight
Replies: 75
Views: 12502

Re: Losing weight

God fucking damn it. I gained 4,8 kg in two months (95,5 now). I just weighted myself. I started a new, quite stressful, job. I sit on my ass all day, eat lunch at restaurant every day, after lunch I buy an energy drink (coz not used to do smth productive every day), I also eat like 2 chocolate sti...
by Bludek
27 Feb 2020, 12:35
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What are you doing with your life?
Replies: 129
Views: 27600

Re: What are you doing with your life?

great read, I am happy for you, skint! After reading it, I thought about my life and after all I am kinda sad I did not continue my IT career (I studied IT university and then I dropped after 2 years and I finished diff uni eventually). Now a lot of people around me have interesting IT jobs and they...
by Bludek
22 Feb 2020, 16:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I had sex topic
Replies: 151
Views: 24727

Re: I had sex topic

bump for cool topic. Had good reads again. I wish more mans did reviziting of old tropics. also, you know, wanted to post, coz the title . Hopefully I'll revizit "new gf" topic soon. I am still with that girl :) No new sex for my, maybe ever. But I guess sex with girlfriend counts too :) anyways: h...
by Bludek
14 Feb 2020, 11:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 64714

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Czech Republic Slovakia Germany Switzerland Austria United Kingdom Italy France Croatia Slovenia Greece USA Belgium Monaco Lichtenstein Hungary Poland Finland Latvia Denmark Netherlands Ukraine Singapore Indonesia Spain Egypt Vatican Vietnam 20 days trip to Vietnam - there goes most of my vacation ...
by Bludek
18 Jan 2020, 10:48
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Best Movie World Cup 2
Replies: 254
Views: 37160

Re: Best Movie World Cup 2

stoked
by Bludek
15 Jan 2020, 15:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Latest thing you have bought
Replies: 653
Views: 105142

Re: Latest thing you have bought

After several years I bought a new phone. I used to have Samsung S6 edge (bought in 2016 IIRC) and I was pretty happy with it, so I thought I'll buy a Samsung again. Samsung A50 seemed like a good midrange phone with enough power for a decent price, but I wasn't 100% sure about buying it. So after h...
by Bludek
9 Jan 2020, 20:56
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4112
Views: 474537

Re: New WRs

Wow, great fucking times, Kazik!

0,01 improve by Spefik too, any improve is sik nice in that level. I see a spef's sniping pattern, tho. Maybe int31 next? :D
by Bludek
8 Jan 2020, 15:16
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2019
Replies: 31
Views: 9225

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2019

internalist: spef, zweq, mielz, bjenn externalist: adi, raven designer: fm breakthrough: tm - ints wr: Animal Farm bjenn, freefall bene, enigma mielz, preca spef lev: fmw008.lev rec: mpqpi37adi, mawpi168adi3795, 21wohooadi, intpi018zer2100 (all recs on reczampe) balle rec: AltF2_404adi style: mpqpi3...
by Bludek
6 Jan 2020, 11:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 1hour TT battle
Replies: 225
Views: 46718

Re: 1hour TT battle

Is there a list of best 1hTTs somewhere?

Is anyone still hoyling for world's 2nd 3x:xx? :beer:
by Bludek
27 Dec 2019, 00:30
Forum: Problems
Topic: Foul language in EOL
Replies: 91
Views: 19344

Re: Foul language in EOL

jon's words have more meaning in them than words of most of the others.
by Bludek
9 Dec 2019, 13:51
Forum: Documentary project
Topic: Translations needed :)
Replies: 20
Views: 6122

Re: Translations needed :)

any news? :beer:
by Bludek
7 Nov 2019, 13:19
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 38
Views: 7570

Re: EOL quotes

(talking about preca) [21:35:19] (Raven): 24.11 3rd time! [21:35:24] (Raven): fking shadow [21:35:34] (Raven): impsy wr [21:35:45] (talli): :) :) :) :) [21:36:11] (roope): minimum time reached [21:36:53] (iltsu): arrr raven [21:37:59] (Raven): very arrr [21:38:15] (iltsu): i think if u get wr its a...
by Bludek
6 Nov 2019, 10:19
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14831
Views: 1212881

Re: New internal times

nice, Mira! Madik can suck it, future is now
by Bludek
1 Nov 2019, 11:39
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 152
Views: 31869

Re: Confession

seems like there is ez-ish solution - come to FEM next year, kuchi :beer: (or PEM, as jbl wrote).
I am serious

edit: btw this seems to me like an ideal use for those extra money from FEM (as n-o-m always writes in FEM tropics) - to cover some costs for mans from far away.
by Bludek
23 Oct 2019, 14:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 64714

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

Czech Republic
Slovakia
Germany
Switzerland
Austria
United Kingdom
Italy
France
Croatia
Slovenia
Greece
USA
Belgium
Monaco
Lichtenstein
Hungary
Poland
Finland
Latvia
Denmark
Netherlands
Ukraine
Singapore
Indonesia
Spain
Egypt
Vatican
by Bludek
11 Oct 2019, 14:04
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14831
Views: 1212881

Re: New internal times

lol gap. rek?

edit: oh, it is on elmastats. I go upload and spy myself 8) :bear:
by Bludek
11 Oct 2019, 13:54
Forum: General
Topic: World cup VIII format
Replies: 22
Views: 5121

Re: World cup VIII format

One does not have to play every day in a week in every event. You can make breaks whenever you want. Three week-long breaks seem completely unnecessary to my.

edit: one break in teh middle might be oke, true.
by Bludek
10 Oct 2019, 13:58
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania memes
Replies: 516
Views: 112152

Re: Elastomania memes

Image
by Bludek
10 Oct 2019, 09:19
Forum: General
Topic: World cup VIII format
Replies: 22
Views: 5121

Re: World cup VIII format

agre with many mans idea Instead of two short 3-4 days events there could be 2 levels in one week at the same time and kuski can choose, which one to hoyl. They could be similar or wastly different, it does not really matter, I guess. But as I understand it, there likely won't be a shortage of level...
by Bludek
7 Oct 2019, 13:28
Forum: Advertising
Topic: SUPPAR - New levelpack by me - release in 2020?
Replies: 3
Views: 1918

Re: SUPPAR - New levelpack by me - release by 2020?

I read word "suppar" as "subpar", which honestly sounds like a great self-deprecating name for an actual high-quality levpack. You know like: "one might expect those levs to be subpar (because of name), but axxually they are quite good so ppl enjoy them more." or something like that, you know what I...
by Bludek
4 Oct 2019, 14:30
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2019
Replies: 53
Views: 13402

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2019

Contribution: Zweq for maintaining http://recs.zamppe.com. Thx
by Bludek
1 Oct 2019, 10:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: IMDB votelists
Replies: 3240
Views: 273457

Re: IMDB votelists

Saw Interstellar yesterday for the 3rd time and it got me all emotional fucking again . Very few movies do that for me: romantic stories - booooring. People with terminal illnesses - could care less. Animals dying on screen - orka (pun intentional). I exaggerate a little in those examples, but you k...
by Bludek
1 Oct 2019, 10:15
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Saunas And Longevity
Replies: 6
Views: 2113

Re: Saunas And Longevity

I love saunas since my first FEM (2016). I wasn't really all that much into them before, but now I go regularly (went 4 times last month, but that was an exception. Usually I go less often). Do you believe there is enough evidence to prove that they make people live longer? I am thinking about buyin...
by Bludek
20 Sep 2019, 09:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Official Level Seeking Thread
Replies: 436
Views: 103022

Re: Official Level Seeking Thread

https://elmaonline.net/statistics/level/115124 doesn't look like a spiral pipe... Such nab of me to not look into elmaonline database and check it myself :roll: :roll: :roll: ye, deff not it I am glad Haru remembers it too, tho :beer: wonder if you're talking about z1 (or something) recs from 2003-...
by Bludek
19 Sep 2019, 15:01
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Official Level Seeking Thread
Replies: 436
Views: 103022

Re: Official Level Seeking Thread

I randomly remembered a pie lev/rec by an unknown player. It was super speedy pie lev (probably <30 sec, not sure) - maybe a bit like int18 spiral, but much narrower and kind of rough looking. I think you started at the top left corner and continued down to gain speed and after that up again. The re...
by Bludek
18 Sep 2019, 17:53
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 1-10 apple cup
Replies: 5
Views: 2034

Re: 1-10 apple cup

1st place in lev = 0b 2nd place in lev = 2b 3nd place in lev = 3b and so on... It took me some time, but I invented the formula to calculate points for next places! 1, 2, 3, ... 0, 2, 3, ... a, b, c, ... it is: ((b - a) ^a) + b = c ((2-1)^1)+2 = (1^1)+2 = 1+2 = 3 ((2-0)^0)+2 = (2^0)+2 = 1+2 = 3 Now...
by Bludek
18 Sep 2019, 15:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 182
Views: 35682

Re: The games which you played out

Wait, wasn't this released like yesterday? :D Well, it was released 13.9., so we all took 5 (3 + weekend) days off from work (friday-tuesday), we drove to friend's cabin and played every day for several hours. Was totally great. We played BL2 for few years before every now and then, so we knew we'l...
by Bludek
18 Sep 2019, 10:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The games which you played out
Replies: 182
Views: 35682

Re: The games which you played out

Just yesterday we finished the all new Borderlands 3 in cooperation mode (my + 2 mans) and if you've played any other Borderlands game, you'll gonna love this one too. It took us a tiny bit over 31 hours to finish the main storyline, but we've kinda rushed everything, coz our time was limited. I per...
by Bludek
18 Sep 2019, 09:40
Forum: General
Topic: Polish Elma Meeting 2019, Wroclaw, 06-09 december
Replies: 17
Views: 5080

Re: Polish Elma Meeting 2019, Wroclaw, 06-09 december

Mira got me all hyped, put me on mid chances, pls :)
I'll try to find my old elma folder and make it work on my laptop. I am pretty sure I suck as f and my skills are rusty as hell, but this sure seems like fun fun fun event.
by Bludek
12 Sep 2019, 13:54
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes
Replies: 608
Views: 109771

Re: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes

Win 7 Enterprise 64 bit
Google Chrome

I've tried to open it in Internet Exprorer, but it doesn't work either.

It is no big deal, though. I should not watch elma recs in work anyways :lol: It was just super surprising that battle rec worked, but your int29 rec did not.
by Bludek
12 Sep 2019, 09:35
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes
Replies: 608
Views: 109771

Re: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes

It is weirder than I though. Winning recs from battles start playing (e.g. https://elma.online/battles/145787), but https://elma.online/r/c6aflplqn6 (the rec you, Kopa, posted to Replays and Times/New internal times) does not start. The bike won't show, rest of the lev will. I will post f12 here, so...