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by analcactus
9 Feb 2011, 22:58
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Read lousku's thoughts please! Imo they're right.
For example, i am in the bottom group now cause of my crap battle skills (-but you are godly levelmaker! -thanks) and then jappe joins the same division. And what chances i've to own him? NONE.
by analcactus
7 Feb 2011, 15:00
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Sorry babe but you are really bad poster. If not everyone has eol HOW THE FUCK will he participate in 1v1 balles? And actually everyone has eol. Maybe except you cause you're suxor. Then, if you say i am boring and annoying look into the mirror please and realize that you are way more. If you dont l...
by analcactus
7 Feb 2011, 05:43
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Hmh, i've to say that level was sort of crap; the event should've been just 1h eol battle cause to upload the rec lets say 5 tajms might be reason of missing 5 mins of balletime...
and yes! 28 league members vs 54 registered - that's MOAR THAN A HALF!!! so we win, league's done
by analcactus
4 Feb 2011, 20:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: super competition!
Replies: 12
Views: 2965

Re: super competition!

i need you guys to be way more active and to post your amazing creations!
by analcactus
2 Feb 2011, 19:15
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: super competition!
Replies: 12
Views: 2965

super competition!

hey guys! new cup of mine is up! all you need to do is to make eol t-shirt for me :D post them here and 9 feb we'll start the poll! the winning t-shirt will be mine FOREVER in use! ---- SO FAR: http://up.k10x.net/tvpvzqhmhurrx/anpalcactus.jpg Pawq http://up.k10x.net/nzccvgkuqvzel/analcactus.bmp nick...
by analcactus
2 Feb 2011, 13:13
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Re: Professional Replays
Replies: 200
Views: 64180

Re: Professional Replays

hey pawqy, i request you to update the pack and re-upload it :]
please :]
by analcactus
1 Feb 2011, 17:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Share your music!
Replies: 182
Views: 45994

Re: Share your music!

and when zweq shares his 14,00 wu you will compile the rec and send it to stats :D
by analcactus
1 Feb 2011, 12:15
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: online alprazolam pharmacy 86
Replies: 5
Views: 2989

Re: online alprazolam pharmacy 86

maybe someone disallow users with less than 10 messages to create topics?
by analcactus
1 Feb 2011, 09:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Share your music!
Replies: 182
Views: 45994

Re: Share your music!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Duet-Idite-Naher-Ubludki/131338840267042 in 2008 when i was 16 we drank like hell.. once we decided to create the amazing art. so thats how the duet "Идите нахер, ублюдки!" [go fuck yourself mongrels] was born i created that page few days ago so feel free t...
by analcactus
1 Feb 2011, 08:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
Replies: 84
Views: 32431

Re: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

The 1st test: Jung Test Results Extroverted (E) 56.1% Introverted (I) 43.9% Intuitive (N) 66.67% Sensing (S) 33.33% Feeling (F) 51.22% Thinking (T) 48.78% Perceiving (P) 67.57% Judging (J) 32.43% Your type is: ENFP ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is a...
by analcactus
31 Jan 2011, 21:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Preannouncing battles
Replies: 403
Views: 175513

Re: Preannouncing battles

kinda useless thread though
by analcactus
30 Jan 2011, 14:14
Forum: General
Topic: FUNNY belma quotes!
Replies: 589
Views: 151592

Re: FUNNY belma quotes!

lol i have no levels with not ground / not sky :D
by analcactus
27 Jan 2011, 17:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 71
Views: 30924

Re: Low-carb diet

Dame, what do you speak about milk? I only drink (my grandma says "eat milk") fresh natural from-under-the-cow milk or just pasterized (doubt how to spell) 3.5% fat milk. Donno if you are afraid of butterfat in it, but i am not. On thread: i will try this diet very soon for sure. I am inte...
by analcactus
23 Jan 2011, 22:08
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Happy Birthday Topic
Replies: 1112
Views: 244120

Re: The Happy Birthday Topic

All uruguay celebrates! Grats pob! Drink alco!
by analcactus
22 Jan 2011, 08:55
Forum: Polls
Topic: Freestyle Contest?
Replies: 10
Views: 4646

Re: Freestyle Contest?

and you have to finish that lev ot that's all about cruising?
there can be some addictional rules, eg in 54 you drive your super amazing ride untill you touch the ground etc etc
dunno if i wanna that cup, but i vote yes and we'll see
by analcactus
22 Jan 2011, 00:10
Forum: Polls
Topic: Freestyle Contest?
Replies: 10
Views: 4646

Re: Freestyle Contest?

first of all, fucking describe the main idea plox
by analcactus
21 Jan 2011, 15:27
Forum: Feedback
Topic: weak moderating
Replies: 82
Views: 32592

Re: weak moderating

i'd like if there were sort of appreciation polls. lets say three variants: unban, continue ban, cut ban... and then every guy, who voted for some variant, posts in poll his decision (its just to prevent random registered users for increasing votes...) and when one of the variants grows till constan...
by analcactus
21 Jan 2011, 13:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: how big is your
Replies: 133
Views: 37718

Re: how big is your

Unban akb ! :"(
by analcactus
21 Jan 2011, 13:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: how big is your
Replies: 133
Views: 37718

Re: how big is your

73gb on my ipod, i dont have music on pc, just listenin via connected ipod or maybe online.
P.s. I saw that thread but was afraid to read it just cause of title. Would be unnice if there was championship of dick length.
by analcactus
20 Jan 2011, 00:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Official Tatoo Topic
Replies: 7
Views: 2987

Official Tatoo Topic

Dear kuskiz, you are allowed to post the photos with your tatoos in this very topic!!! And please, could you NOT to post random tatoos' photos, ugly random tatoos' photos, godly random tatoos' photos etc etc? I start, there're all my tattoos so far http://cs10321.vkontakte.ru/u18012275/96554675/x_d7...
by analcactus
18 Jan 2011, 15:50
Forum: Polls
Topic: Petition - Should the WR Table design be updated?
Replies: 52
Views: 23736

Re: Petition - Should the WR Table design be updated?

Maybe add skinchanging possibility then?
by analcactus
17 Jan 2011, 20:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Stockholm/Oslo
Replies: 9
Views: 2852

Re: Stockholm/Oslo

your administration doesnt allow you?!
i've never heard about that ;(
by analcactus
17 Jan 2011, 20:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Stockholm/Oslo
Replies: 9
Views: 2852

Re: Stockholm/Oslo

hey welcome to the St.Petersburg in Russia! :]
we will drink and you will loss your plain
by analcactus
17 Jan 2011, 20:05
Forum: Polls
Topic: Petition - Should the WR Table design be updated?
Replies: 52
Views: 23736

Re: Petition

najs poll, i cant vote somewhy
by analcactus
16 Jan 2011, 22:58
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Pardon, we dont need the losers' ratio then, cause they gain 0 points constantly.
Then we have: winner gains 1x(loser's time/winner's time) points and loser gains 0 points. Right?
by analcactus
16 Jan 2011, 11:19
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Imo bad ratio example! Cause it's not clear how to count it, i explain: in your example you have times x=1034 and y=1000 and a=103.4 and b=96.6 percents ratio. So, 1st ratio calculating is clear: a=x/y. But in your example occasionally a+b=200 and i'm not sure what way you used to calculate the seco...
by analcactus
15 Jan 2011, 23:56
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

ye, i'm drunken finally to manage my thoughts very clearly
yes, i meant both duellers have the same times in the end of battle
by analcactus
15 Jan 2011, 22:21
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

I hope there're not be small hoyla levels where the same times are very common. But i vote for additional balle if the real draw happens.
by analcactus
15 Jan 2011, 08:54
Forum: General
Topic: elma NAB league
Replies: 135
Views: 27112

Re: elma PRO league

Then if real draw (the same times in battle) happens it should be encrypted like win of each player!
by analcactus
13 Jan 2011, 15:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you rather...
Replies: 21
Views: 3897

Re: Would you rather...

The 1st thing; i'll be masturbating on her hair everyday :]
would you rather eat soup with pieces of hair or with leg nails?
by analcactus
13 Jan 2011, 11:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
Replies: 17
Views: 6608

Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts

If i have nesquick in my anal hair i take cactus in and after some moves it's alright. but seriously i shave the hair between buttcheeks maybe once per two weeks; also i'm using TP to clean my ass and having morning and evening showers every day. Bonerless, you can search for some info about after-s...
by analcactus
13 Jan 2011, 11:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you rather...
Replies: 21
Views: 3897

Re: Would you rather...

A shark cause then this accident will appear in news all over the world! And yes, there're lots of bears walking through the streets of russia...
Would you rather do wr in wu with improve of 0.01 (13.99) or in lab pro with improve of 1.00 (dunno newest wr time)?
by analcactus
12 Jan 2011, 22:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you rather...
Replies: 21
Views: 3897

Re: Would you rather...

I'd rather forget to save wr rec cause i dont care about my TT, and to be jappe2 is... you understand.
Would ya rather take cactus in your anal or be granted with horrible blowjob (cunnilingus if you're abula or akb) managed by bjorn?
by analcactus
11 Jan 2011, 08:47
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: akb appreciation topic
Replies: 18
Views: 4378

Re: akb appreciation topic

i imagine whats the matter ribotty referred to akb as "her" but "his": sveinr meets abula -(sveinr) hey, abula, have you seen ribot refers to akb as woman? -(abula) wow nope rly? -(sveinr) ye, what do you think about it? -(abula) stop, abula, if akb's woman it seems to be me the ...
by analcactus
10 Jan 2011, 17:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: akb appreciation topic
Replies: 18
Views: 4378

Re: akb appreciation topic

Donno if that's truth but akb said me that if you ribot start the appreciation poll and there will be 15 votes FOR unban he'd be unbanned %)
by analcactus
8 Jan 2011, 18:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Photo-Editing Contest (Revival)
Replies: 63
Views: 13058

Re: Photo-Editing Contest (Revival)

fucking win AKB! only gays will try to beat yours!
by analcactus
8 Jan 2011, 18:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Okay guys, i came back!
Replies: 5
Views: 1682

Re: Okay guys, i came back!

Oh i'm here guys! Pardon, yesterday was the last (i hope) St.Drunken Day.. just some bottles of Jagermeister - nothing special, nevertheless i wasnt able to play some elma and make some anal levels :( mr. ribot (orbit without sugar?) i am Brazilian cat girl. The cactus from Mars came in my ass occas...
by analcactus
7 Jan 2011, 13:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Okay guys, i came back!
Replies: 5
Views: 1682

Okay guys, i came back!

NOT in my pants, AKB!

Guys, i came home from the longest NY celebration evaaaaaaaaar!!! :D
That was alco party during 7 days and 6000$ spent by me and 15 my friends! :D
Now i am ready for managing anal area of elasto mania scene!
Thanks!
by analcactus
7 Jan 2011, 12:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Merry X-Mas special guys!
Replies: 0
Views: 4672

Merry X-Mas special guys!

Special supernice guys ONLY!
Merry verry Christmas for you!!
by analcactus
1 Jan 2011, 15:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: caps lok or shift
Replies: 22
Views: 5521

Re: caps lok or shift

i put on caps lock and then use shift like that

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by analcactus
27 Dec 2010, 00:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Happy Birthday Topic
Replies: 1112
Views: 244120

Re: The Happy Birthday Topic

gratzik Haruhi, nice australian guy!!
by analcactus
25 Dec 2010, 22:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Happy Birthday Topic
Replies: 1112
Views: 244120

Re: The Happy Birthday Topic

gratz Kazeta!! i luv your iknowz series!
by analcactus
25 Dec 2010, 21:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Xmas presents
Replies: 50
Views: 12837

Re: Xmas presents

I am waiting for mine ones still :D
by analcactus
24 Dec 2010, 09:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corruption
Replies: 40
Views: 6612

Re: Corruption

but you are just cooler in my PC.

i wish i was a skater
by analcactus
24 Dec 2010, 09:00
Forum: General
Topic: Message from Balázs
Replies: 12
Views: 3019

Re: Message from Balázs

ez GAA contribution
by analcactus
24 Dec 2010, 08:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Merry Christmas 2009!
Replies: 16
Views: 3901

Re: Merry Christmas 2009!

we russians celebrate christmas on Jan 7 so no xmas for me yet :(
but Merry Christmas for you guys!! :beer:
by analcactus
23 Dec 2010, 17:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corruption
Replies: 40
Views: 6612

Re: Corruption

But your very pet is just dildostrapon

i wish i had the west ham flag!
by analcactus
23 Dec 2010, 17:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Stereotype the user above
Replies: 98
Views: 21043

Re: Stereotype the user above

has guitar hanging on his dick
by analcactus
23 Dec 2010, 09:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Story-topic
Replies: 182
Views: 30751

Re: Story-topic

tried to get