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jaytea

Kowal doesn't appear to be a rookie, look at this post from Jan 1 : Warm Up - 14,17 (my second Professional) :) Twin Peaks - 18,04 (my first World Class) :D he was already nolif0r enough to play elma on new years day, that doesn't sound like a rookie to me could someone please compile a legitimate l...

jaytea

hey gang - Internalist - Zweq, obviously but i would also like to acknowledge John (who still has the best tt?) and whose overall style holds a special place in my heart - Externalist - me, for winning every contest that i took seriously this year - Battler - Zweq, he's on another level. me/talli/xi...

jaytea

dz, it is my hopes that your birthday sucked. fuck you whore, you have no spine

jaytea

i tried that ... heres a recording http://up.k10x.net/kdxmqpueakqvm/pipo12mi.rec and i failed horribly ... guess it will take some practice its been a few years i used to always win in the tourneys ohwell .... oh yeah any pure speed maps i can upload? i like the big ones where i can reach full spee...

jaytea

why did the chicken cross the road?
because darmoed has tuberculosis

jaytea

twin peaks wr
preca wr

maybe eventually ff wr when i get back to a nice comp

then who knows

jaytea

said randomly:

<beeeton> lada moment i destroy my claw fucking shit why you did yo my fuck

jaytea

Raven wrote:yes i know. one noob like jt..

i'd like to quote skint0r: "excuse me mr. n00biest of teh n00b..."

i didnt tell AKB anything. you seem to be under the false impression that i have nothing better to do than fixate on your petty accomplishments

jaytea

<angstriddengnome> how do I find replay files? <Jonkka> How do you mean, where they are stored on your computer or on the net? <The_BoneLESS> Check here : http://www.moposite.com/downloads_replays.php <Henrique> Where I can find replay files? <illlegal> I HAVE NO REPLAYS MY VERSION OF THIS GAME IS ...

jaytea

yeah i dont see why anyone would use brake alias if you've mastered brake + gas at same time. even on the most painful of uphill levels, on the most frustrating brake + other key combination starts i've always found equivalent workarounds someone (zebra i think) mentioned that brake alias gives you ...

jaytea

i sure dont, i just have some 31.65 so far. i'll try to play some more today and tomorrow but its been a busy week and still hev to do revision for exams next week

jaytea

he means at hang

you got to love how he announces it as if it was so obvious to him

Crazy, are you going to do like mkup, excitedly post rec of your style and get nowhere near winner time?

jaytea

you cheated once, got banned, then unbanned, then cheated AGAIN?

i wouldn't call much attention to this if i were you tj

jaytea

Mawane wrote:a forgotten forum: elastomaniac.com

excuse me, this topic is for 'interesting' links

there's a good reason it's forgotten, please can we keep it that way

jaytea

haha you guys are adorable with your cute little bets and your play-it-safe tactics

jaytea

he got fat and lost the nickname

came back as AKB

jaytea

here's a cute one:

Sun 7th Oct 2007 19:07:20 <Jappe2> jaytea only whanges small hoylas so he can use his tune coz
Sun 7th Oct 2007 19:07:21 <Jappe2> no skill

he figured out that i rely on my incredible laptop tune :O

jaytea

i'll give it a shot. midterms around that time, plus project work but obviously i need to get my priorities in line: elma comes first

jaytea

there might be another thread like this on here, but this one's better anyway i was watching old battle recs today and feeling pretty elma-nostalgic (im not sure if youve noticed the new sig) and started remembering what, for me, were the "good old days" i remembered in particular a period...

jaytea

unkn0wn wrote:Thanks for the lev, guys (bob & Raven).

I think it's the best lev I've played for over half a year.

obviously you haven't played any of my levels

why? i never make any

jaytea

Xiphias wrote:i cheated and it was fun
now i almost haven't played any elma for 2 weeks.. max feeling =)

ty for the ban mila ez ban me again for a month

try winning without cheating next time, nab

jaytea

my first thought was that you're trying hard, way too hard, to be analytical and sound intelligent. this latest post confirms that. it sounds like you're trying to copy Sierra's writing style and vernacular (plus the colors, what the hell is that). you want people to agree with you? just chill out, ...

jaytea

my vote for stupidest post of the year: berh

jaytea

ramone wrote:I printed out wr-table yesterday at work. and then compared times from wr-table with drives in EDQ.

ALL DRIVES THERE ARE ATM WRs.
Such sick.

Love it.

you shouldve just compared tts before you did all that bajs

jaytea

sounds like there's exactly 2 apples, most of the levs youre guessing dont have exactly 2

are it framework?

jaytea

doubt its faster, you can trace the movement of the bike with normal volt instead of alovolt.. i.e. you dont get any lower. anyway, i believe wr style is right first (i remember it being discussed during a battle a while ago)

jaytea

zebra wrote: Well, maybe better this way.

why? TAP needs at least one decent level maker imo

jaytea

The_BoneLESS wrote:
kinghias wrote:i once broke my penis while playing elma
and penis is the german word for finger i suppose ?

no, penis is the word for the male appendage located between the legs

you wouldn't have heard of it

jaytea

Pretentious as this story may seem, I am compelled by the mighty use of vocabulairy by sierra. Albeit that english is his mother tounge, he still impresses me with his probably very artificial, nevertheless powerful combination of words, which might be a very good throw at literature in vein of tim...

jaytea

so, how many?

jaytea

ExTeC wrote: Write feedback

your children are gay

jaytea

isn't turning faster than braking when the wheel is rearing? braking? why would you do that, if your wheel is rearing youre accelerating on the ground, if you brake you'll probably fuck up something do you mean turning twice vs. releasing gas very quickly? i think the latter is normally faster only...

jaytea

i liked JAMES, he was a skilled player and levelmaker as far as elma goes and simply a good guy. i will miss him, RIP

jaytea

nat need alias brake, just push gas with top of finger, then bend finger and push brake at same time with middle of same finger

jaytea

maybe you suck ass

jaytea

woah, who is Fischer

jaytea

some john denver in the movie please

jaytea

loads
loads

jaytea

very nice zweg. cool recs to see. Umm i stumbled across another new wave style for that one section but i think it's even harder then yours there and not as fast. but ya if someone could pull off 3/4 of the tricks in that lvl ez under 1:20:00 http://up.k10x.net/zqrknlfdwahfq/16woo.rec i doubt thats...

jaytea

i think Xiphias is just jealous he can't get anywhere near animal farm wr

also why the hell would px have allowed a bug, and have you ever heard of anyone getting such speed from that polygon before? this is obviously a different style

zweq will steppes be in edfq2?

jaytea

moposite promises updates once a week, yet don't deliver obviously theres reasons.. px may have been busy, he cares so little about elma that hes in no rush to update, etc but all reasons aside, given the excitement the wr table has generated the last few weeks.. arent we entitled to just a little m...

jaytea

didnt read past the first reply back then fakc i hope you WNO guys dont really stop, i dont disagree.. i think its disgraceful/pathetic that this site cant be updated once a week as expected just when internals were seeing some new life too hihi. anyway, if you guys do quit, grats you did a hell of ...

jaytea

normally i wouldn't agree with pricks like DaFred but he's right

jaytea

i think i did 11.82 a day after learning style, then 11.59 a week after freefall just needs to be learnt then played a lot. soon you'll start making 11.7x every other ride. one of those annoying zombie 'just learn the key presses' levs, nat much skill needed after a while i want to start hoyling it ...

jaytea

was looking through WNO times and saw that there were 3 better times than the list here, o&U 29.90, Grav 23.18 and Curva 29.20.. maybe these were forgotten or overlooked when submitting?

anyway if they are shared it would make the tt 36.01.48

jaytea

rofl, juski i wonder what you think those limits/players mean

jaytea

2.3sec off wr tt is awesome, MAX respect to John and Zweq for sharing everything. i dont expect we'll get to 35tt replays because of Upside as John said.. need one of the WNO sickos to kill another wr in next table and share

jaytea

Not to take anything away from zweg but why is everyone like wtf about hi flyer. I thought everyone knew it was well from maxed and i have a replay i think of john missing a 32:89. very sick time indeed but i think same style as before maybe little difference. perhaps you didnt read the time right....

jaytea

Mawane wrote:
DaFred wrote:Would be so nice to have the video with 35:XX TT :X
But its maybe s.t. for v3..
35:XX is already made! hehe
plz make the movie

thats not what he meant

please stop using lauta

jaytea

there's quite honestly no words to describe how insane this update was

more impressive and shocking than t0r's 14WRs. i duno, i have no idea how zweq keeps making these insane improvements. and respect to John for his sickness too

i love you guys. i love WNO

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How many WRs would you have had on table 173?

should more than one person update the wr table?