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by jaytea
2 Feb 2006, 01:47
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New external times
Replies: 1194
Views: 325976

41.48 on MAX04 (ramone's wr is 44.46)
by jaytea
1 Feb 2006, 21:48
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Tutor1
Replies: 35
Views: 9263

3.71 and 4.49
by jaytea
1 Feb 2006, 01:46
Forum: Advertising
Topic: skintatious.net > back in new form \o/
Replies: 118
Views: 40619

id like to second what boneless said, only with slightly less exaggerated insincere asskissing
by jaytea
31 Jan 2006, 00:13
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Out of The Line - EApack update!
Replies: 67
Views: 15835

played last night when my internet went down, got 34.15 in WL01. still quite sux
by jaytea
31 Jan 2006, 00:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 1009223

fuck, that precarious wr so shouldve been mine ;( but nice raven, ez do .3x
by jaytea
28 Jan 2006, 17:04
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 1009223

WTF

yknow that there are only like 8 public wr recs now

a lot of the pros circulate their wr recs amongst themselves leaving the rest of us extremely uninformed. isnt it time for someone like tor to release a batch of replays? or any of the other guys? would be awesome to see
by jaytea
24 Jan 2006, 16:48
Forum: General
Topic: Blacklist
Replies: 33
Views: 6952

i like dyrox
by jaytea
24 Jan 2006, 11:10
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: best hoyled WR
Replies: 88
Views: 22999

A.K.B. wrote:Do you think I'll be the first Aus under 40 min? :roll:
hAH youre cute
by jaytea
23 Jan 2006, 14:58
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2734241

Kopaka wrote:
Juzam wrote:Does someone still play this game?? ;S
Yeah, and you should too.

Ramp Frenzy 57,84. Old 1.04,36. Played 2 mins today and made that time. Had played some more yesterday though making 1:00,90.
you only played 2 mins?? no way! thats an exceptional time for only having played 2 mins
by jaytea
23 Jan 2006, 12:34
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopo Kup 2!
Replies: 70
Views: 15963

count axxu in
by jaytea
21 Jan 2006, 08:56
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Across Headbanger without shortcut, what is your time?
Replies: 13
Views: 4144

good of you to bump a thread thats over 3 years old
by jaytea
17 Jan 2006, 04:49
Forum: General
Topic: #battle ethics
Replies: 23
Views: 7528

i think i love jeppe's levs
by jaytea
17 Jan 2006, 02:26
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 1009223

wr from level selection screen? first time thats happened maybe

not that its necessarily true ;S
by jaytea
12 Jan 2006, 17:56
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 260
Views: 116797

sierra wrote:
jaytea wrote:guys there's a 'Preview' button you can use to check your spelling
Perhaps look up 'grimacing' then
DIE
by jaytea
12 Jan 2006, 17:53
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 260
Views: 116797

guys there's a 'Preview' button you can use to check your spelling
by jaytea
12 Jan 2006, 17:29
Forum: General
Topic: Elma-related jokes
Replies: 260
Views: 116797

Q. why will sierra never make it to 39 mins club? A. because he sucks at elma Q. why does axxu play every single external contest? A. because he's an internet attention whore Q. why doesnt John play every single external contest? A. because he isn't an internet attention whore Q. why does zworqy suc...
by jaytea
12 Jan 2006, 15:29
Forum: General
Topic: Cheating [AAVV and teh dudz]
Replies: 53
Views: 10346

wouldnt be bad.. to have the lev telling by battlebot in private msg after being requested. although this doesnt stop someone from asking their friends to reupload the level for them (or simply give them the url) so they dont necessarily get into stats
by jaytea
6 Jan 2006, 12:49
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1198959

http://www.mxb.dk/upload/jt25.rec - 24.56

http://www.mxb.dk/upload/25wrmiss.rec - ez 24.3x

i did those on my brothers pc which i no longer have access to. so impsy wr for me now on this laptop :\
by jaytea
4 Jan 2006, 14:30
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of November 2005
Replies: 40
Views: 14705

i sincerely dont have it :/
by jaytea
30 Dec 2005, 07:19
Forum: General
Topic: Can one survive after changing elma key settings?
Replies: 14
Views: 3556

ive always wondered how ppl are able to brake while gas is making noise in background hehe i got into the habit of doing that a long time ago, now i pretty much overuse it :S what i got used to doing was tapping brake with the extension of my middle finger since i use the tip of the same finger for...
by jaytea
28 Dec 2005, 11:42
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: best hoyled WR
Replies: 88
Views: 22999

Leeland wrote:if i were a little better, i may be able to get that 13,xx, cause i know how to.
everyone knows how to ROFL
by jaytea
27 Dec 2005, 06:54
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopolauta Battle (MLB)
Replies: 253
Views: 54107

Xiphias wrote:Axxu just keep winning this :/ ...we need some other skilled players to play, hehe
axxu's the only one who constantly feels he has something to prove
by jaytea
27 Dec 2005, 06:49
Forum: General
Topic: acrossing dreams
Replies: 246
Views: 106445

once i had this dream about a wr in Steppes (duno why that level) and i found a 8.xx style for it that involved getting over pole and going more right than usual, then driving back left. duno how it was 8.xx but it was and i remember thinking in the dream 'i wonder if this style is possible irl when...
by jaytea
22 Dec 2005, 10:12
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: best hoyled WR
Replies: 88
Views: 22999

duno about FF, its not hoyled so much as a lucky superride. and ye WU is certainly not hoyled 2tm yet. flat track cause of all the improvements can be considered pretty hoyled..same with circ i spose
by jaytea
16 Dec 2005, 02:00
Forum: Problems
Topic: vk renaming
Replies: 1
Views: 1422

vk renaming

whenever you use Viperkillerguy's upload site to upload a file beginning with 'pl' it adds an s after so if you upload pleasefuckme.lev it'll rename it to pl s easefuckme.lev VK PLZ FIX THIS dont ask me why i posted here lalz, just in case anyone else encountered this..i know zox had a similar prob ...
by jaytea
15 Dec 2005, 21:18
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopolauta Battle (MLB)
Replies: 253
Views: 54107

21.53

edit: alright lukazz
by jaytea
15 Dec 2005, 18:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopolauta Battle (MLB)
Replies: 253
Views: 54107

21.75
by jaytea
15 Dec 2005, 18:18
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopolauta Battle (MLB)
Replies: 253
Views: 54107

22.60, ye nice idea. axxu will post his time with 1 hr left ;X

i think everyone should upload their rec
by jaytea
15 Dec 2005, 01:33
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Worst rec of all time?
Replies: 35
Views: 7571

nah hes just messing, MK has max personality even if nat the most skilled kuskis
by jaytea
13 Dec 2005, 19:14
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here, if you have broken an AVERAGE TT limit
Replies: 362
Views: 151500

more like, troublesome and a pain in the ass to maintain
by jaytea
12 Dec 2005, 22:38
Forum: General
Topic: my friend says...
Replies: 49
Views: 11001

i wouldnt have got into elma so much if i didnt get sierra hooked on it, and vice versa i imagine. its awesome to be able to come into school and talk about new recs, times, etc. much better than being the only person around who's into it
by jaytea
12 Dec 2005, 22:35
Forum: General
Topic: Mopolauta Quotes
Replies: 318
Views: 85051

LOL
by jaytea
12 Dec 2005, 22:32
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1198959

who taught you 'thaaf'?
by jaytea
12 Dec 2005, 18:41
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 407639

do the players in the cup suck so much that Oooo can beat their time in some 15 minutes? LOLOLOL
by jaytea
12 Dec 2005, 00:18
Forum: General
Topic: my friend says...
Replies: 49
Views: 11001

tell him he's absolutely right and that to appreciate elma you must understand the game deeply. he shouldnt waste his time trying to comprehend its excellence
by jaytea
11 Dec 2005, 03:40
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 416879

sierra wrote:What would you do if somebody suddenly announced they are in [FM] ?
probably start masturbating profusely
by jaytea
11 Dec 2005, 03:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The forum version of The World War 3
Replies: 154
Views: 34843

BoneLESS 43 <- Raven 36 <--- Dynamo 36 <- dz 34 <--- Sierra 32 <--- 8-ball 33 <- John 32 Kopaka 32 Markku 33 <--- Boomer 31 <- Luther 32 <-- Jaytea 31 <-- Orcc 27 psy 29 <-- BarTek 25 <-- cyre 26 axxu 25 <- SveinR 26 <-- Skint0r 25 <-- Darm 23 <-- Tijsjoris 22 <-- Jappe 23 <- heal Karlis 21 <-- Luka...
by jaytea
10 Dec 2005, 05:40
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 401658

oh you used a different style, coal
by jaytea
10 Dec 2005, 05:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The forum version of The World War 3
Replies: 154
Views: 34843

Juski 27 <- heal
Markku 36 <- heal
Jaytea 24 <-
Sierra 26 <- heal
Tijsjoris 31 <- heal
Samir 13 <- hurt
Jappe 26 <- heal
Abula 23 <- heal
dz 29 <- heal
Lukazz 22 <- heal
Dynamo 28 <- heal
Raven 31 <- heal
BoneLESS 26 <- heal
8-ball 27 <- heal
by jaytea
10 Dec 2005, 04:43
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 401658

aw you didnt get the joke

[21:05:45] <@battlebot> Results for Japbt404.lev by Jappe2 [Lom]

[21:05:58] <jaytea> icant find my rec

404 is the http code for 'file not found'. it was a PC joke! the second line was asking who understood it, clearly not you :P
by jaytea
9 Dec 2005, 23:00
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2734241

hey does anyone know why sometimes thered be a link to page number 118 for example, but when you click it, it doesnt exist? could it be the result of deleted posts..the forum thinks theres more posts so it showed a certain number of pages more than the actual amount? :D happens on this thread especi...
by jaytea
9 Dec 2005, 02:33
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of April 2005
Replies: 41
Views: 12564

not really, its been like 7 months
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 23:33
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of October 2005
Replies: 59
Views: 20595

me? yea i did :>
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 22:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Image Counting Game Thingy.... <image intensive>
Replies: 542
Views: 131714

[img]mongo[/img]

Edit: Removed image - SveinR
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 22:14
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2734241

ya, bounce end is slightly faster, if done well

edit: dont yuo also come from the left in slalom? i.e. from left to right toward the flower
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 20:45
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of October 2005
Replies: 59
Views: 20595

Samir wrote:one word. eventhough jt is facking mongo stupid idiot and gay i would vote for him cuz he is one of a few people that think good about elma humour
that was more than one word. and they all sucked
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 18:22
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of October 2005
Replies: 59
Views: 20595

i thought KOM was about more than skialz? :d would you vote for a friend, or someone you never talked to whos more skilled. why did you vote for me ?
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 18:14
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1198959

good rec. but omg merge it with luthers ex-wr 55.3x or something.. luther gains like a second, then axxu catches up, then axxu gains a lot, and luthers almost catches up in end. more ppl should play bowling, i think some 52low is posible
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 18:03
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New external times
Replies: 1194
Views: 325976

goddamn samir, still a moron. just face it, youre insignificant. getting 0.00 on a level is not a big accomplishment (humoring the fact that you arent lying which, given your past behavior, i very much doubt) i think youre the only person who's spent more than 2 minutes trying this. GOOD FUCKING GOING
by jaytea
8 Dec 2005, 17:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2734241

Jonas wrote:AH from 2.12 to 1.59...I hate the new style, at least the first 5secs of it so I played the old :)
uh do you want a good tt?? just cruise a finish with new style.. when my time was 2.2x i just decided to cruise AH one day and made a 1.4x finish with 1round style in like 30mins. ffs its so ez