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by jaytea
25 Aug 2020, 09:20
Forum: General
Topic: 36MINS Personal TT
Replies: 87
Views: 9292

Re:

you dont need a math guru for this on each level, a person's time could be up to 0.01 slower than the one displayed in the state. if t0r has 14.07 in wu for example, his time could be anywhere between 14.070 and 14.07999999999 (a value slightly less than 14.08) so 14.07 <= his time < 14.08 since an...
by jaytea
17 Aug 2020, 09:01
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4663
Views: 690026

Re: Replays sharing

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2848/show?16zb3784 is old stajl Hah very cool :D thanks for sharing :) is there any collection of alternative styles like this? Even if they are slower or impossible without tas I realize this is way more extreme than what you're asking, but it's good for a laugh if y...
by jaytea
10 Aug 2020, 05:39
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 164
Views: 29435

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

thank you thank you

rec is here: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2808/show?fmw2032jt1580

Saveload rec was only 0.06 faster, so orka upload
by jaytea
5 Aug 2020, 15:49
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 650

Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?

Ruben wrote:
5 Aug 2020, 14:33
What if I don't want to win World Cup 8?
Then you can buy my styles and gift them to your opponents.
by jaytea
4 Aug 2020, 08:06
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 650

Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?

kuchitsu wrote:
3 Aug 2020, 20:49
Is this an exclusive kind of deal or will you give the same recs to anyone who's willing to pay?
Anyone who pays will get a style that is simultaneously unique, and also the fastest possible style for the level in question.

... don't overthink it.
by jaytea
3 Aug 2020, 07:16
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 650

Do you want to win World Cup 8?

You. Yes, you. What if I told you that you could be the eventual World champion of Elma? That certainly has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I am looking to offer my services as an Expert Style Consultant . How it works is: I give you the styles, and you drive them. It's that simple. And all I ask in ...
by jaytea
2 Aug 2020, 19:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 164
Views: 29435

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

I found that lev really fucking difficult, but I'm stoked I managed to get decent finish. Behold, another GAA style rec: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2778/show?fmw2031jt3437
by jaytea
26 Jul 2020, 06:30
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 8 Prize Pool Donations - discussion
Replies: 32
Views: 2023

Re: World Cup 8 Prize Pool Donations - discussion

I'm ready to chip in, too. Kopaka, if you agree, could you make it official and maybe some donators visible? Also, I'll talk with jaytea whether he might maybe wish to shift part of his tremendous 1000$ donation for this very reason. It's not mine to shift, but the donation was essentially for the ...
by jaytea
26 Jul 2020, 05:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Original Car Topic
Replies: 42
Views: 8733

Re: The Original Car Topic

I hev 2011 Cadillac CTS-V with some modz. Getting old but still brings joy

Image

binus video of dyno:

https://vimeo.com/441716040
by jaytea
26 Jul 2020, 05:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: The Best Public Internal Replays 2.0
Replies: 25
Views: 2077

Re: The Best Public Internal Replays 2.0

I believe this is missing in the list:

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2740/show?07z2364fixed

Also, maybe you whane have one red link in Enigma? Should include Mielz's 18:91 from the post above, or this:

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2691/sho ... =47tas1881
by jaytea
16 Jul 2020, 09:45
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: The Best Public Internal Replays 2.0
Replies: 25
Views: 2077

Re: The Best Public Internal Replays 2.0

Awesome post; GAA contribution right here. If you ever get bored updating this, which is pretty much inevitable, at least we will have everything collected here for posterity.

I'll also check later for some better recs
by jaytea
2 Jun 2020, 11:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Free Will does not exist
Replies: 86
Views: 15613

Re: Free Will does not exist

Our decision-making process is governed by the activity of neurons, which are considerable orders of magnitude removed from the quantum world. Bringing up quantum mechanics in a discussion about free will is inappropriate, pretentious, and actually really fucking stupid. Just as we turn to biology o...
by jaytea
22 May 2020, 12:19
Forum: General
Topic: TRICK?
Replies: 6
Views: 1482

Re: TRICK?

Monzterman wrote:
2 Jul 2008, 00:01
Looky what i found

http://up.k10x.net/tynqtzmcbwdbj/jt_battle_recs.zip
Hey so do you still have this?
by jaytea
12 May 2020, 09:28
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits the OC
Replies: 4
Views: 438

jaytea visits the OC

President Trump peeked nervously through the blinds of the oval office before glancing at his watch, as a bead of sweat mixed with spray tan trickled down his forehead. “He’s late?” Trump hesitated, almost afraid to say the words. “He’s never late,” came the response from Meadows, White House Chief ...
by jaytea
4 May 2020, 05:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 164
Views: 29435

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

thank you, thank you replay: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2239/show?rec_name=fmw2018jt I know what you're thinking: "Omg", "Amazing rec", "How could that possibly be any faster?" it gets better... here is bonus SL replay almost half a sec faster: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2241/show?fmw2018sl1...
by jaytea
24 Sep 2019, 10:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: PTL Pack!!!!!!
Replies: 63
Views: 15712

Re: PTL Pack!!!!!!

I went ahead and uploaded the old record table with a side by side comparison to the modern one:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a75f68gu6y9bjik/PTL.pdf?dl=0

Of my 18 unbeaten times, a whopping 7 are still better than modern records, including the shortest level in the pack (#04).
by jaytea
10 Sep 2019, 06:57
Forum: General
Topic: Very important question about FPS
Replies: 6
Views: 2691

Very important question about FPS

Has anybody ever confirmed that FPS is the one and only universal indicator of Elma performance? That Elma running at X fps on one PC is expected to behave exactly the same as Elma running at X fps on another PC with regards to probability and frequency of wheel pops, bounces, hangs, bugs, etc.? Tha...
by jaytea
10 Sep 2019, 06:48
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4113
Views: 525192

Re: New WRs

It's about damn time Zweq made a comeback. 34TT next?
by jaytea
1 Sep 2019, 07:52
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 13
Views: 4185

jaytea visits FEM2020

The mood was light and cheerful at the 20th anniversary of the Finnish Elma Meeting, with kuskis sat around casually cruising battles and generally enjoying each other's company. In the corner, a few of them were watching old world record replays and engaging in nostalgia over the "good old days". S...
by jaytea
17 Jun 2019, 06:52
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2016: 28.7.-5.8.! Join #fem2016! 1st post updated 24.8.!
Replies: 155
Views: 39082

Re: FEM 2016: 28.7.-5.8.! Join #fem2016! 1st post updated 24.8.!

let me share another story from the meeting. a bit of an anecdote and maybe a little explanation to smibu who might not know what he was about to see fem house was amazing, many rooms, cool stuff etc. and one toilet. we had a room together with markku and smibu. it was a norm room with an 50%room-5...
by jaytea
25 Aug 2018, 14:28
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 38459

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

awesome, thanks! good to see sach handsome mans!
by jaytea
5 Aug 2018, 12:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Lets play an game
Replies: 56
Views: 9336

Re: Lets play an game

1. Bjenn
2. jaytea vs Sierra (aka jtandsierra)
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:27
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 38459

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

can we see some pics/vids???
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:18
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2018
Replies: 77
Views: 9771

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2018

by jaytea
24 May 2018, 08:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 70295

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

made quick list just for personal reference: Vacation (28 countries): USA, Canada, England, Wales, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, The Vatican, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Tunisia, South Africa, Lebanon, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, UAE, Armenia, India, Sri Lanka, Thailand...
by jaytea
14 May 2018, 06:12
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 780
Views: 169797

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

grats to my old #battle buddy :* <3 talli
by jaytea
9 May 2018, 13:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4113
Views: 525192

Re: New WRs

un-fucking-believable.

does anybody remember table #265 where Zweq destroyed Ramp Frenzy wr by like 9 seconds? and now, 11 years later, the man still manages to orchestrate insanity.
by jaytea
3 May 2018, 06:58
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 300
Views: 80419

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

I happen to think it's brilliantly written. sure, there are grammatical errors and inconsistencies, but this is a casual article on a computer game ffs, not a damn phD thesis. much more important than syntax in this kind of work is content and presentation, with which Abila did an absolutely commend...
by jaytea
2 May 2018, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: What you do makes a difference.
Replies: 9
Views: 1491

Re: What you do makes a difference.

i really enjoyed playing your dba's and am happy to see you're still around making balles now.. i wish i had more time to enjoy them
by jaytea
22 Apr 2018, 11:10
Forum: General
Topic: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in
Replies: 35
Views: 3577

Re: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in

Why do you think it's okay to tell me to fuck off basically every time I join a battle? Coming online after a shitty day at work only to see people being so rude for no reason is something that simply didn't happen before. This game and the scene has been a major part of my life for years and I've ...
by jaytea
10 Apr 2018, 07:56
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 38459

Re: FEM 2018: Friday 13.7. - Friday 20.7.!

Sierra and me 99% confirmed for FEM this year.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 300
Views: 80419

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

Abula wrote:
4 Mar 2018, 00:03
As it will be obvious in Belma Period, Markku beat jaytea in battles.
Markku was a worthy adversary, but i got exponentially better after that month and eventually retired as the greatest battler in the history of the planet. belma was the death of battles. bring back IRC battling.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:12
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 300
Views: 80419

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

HOWEVER, i am also a masterful stylefinder and it is highly likely that i developed new moves in my quest for the wr.

therefore your comment was somewhat reasonable.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:08
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 300
Views: 80419

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

I'm more thinking stuf like random example: 24.24 jaytea precarious, in theory it could have a 0.1 faster move prev unknown with shitty playing because jaytea. Everyone assumes everything is known because it's worse time than SL record 23.xx or current legit WR sorry but this is a truly stupid exam...
by jaytea
22 Mar 2018, 12:04
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 300
Views: 80419

Re: History of Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

in your little article under 2006 you should have a picture of me destroying battles because that's what i did all of that year.
by jaytea
11 Dec 2017, 08:44
Forum: General
Topic: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?
Replies: 131
Views: 13055

Re: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?

holy shit you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopo Kup 3!!
Replies: 73
Views: 14424

Re: Mopo Kup 3!!

Please upload levs and recs for posterity.
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:07
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: MopoKup 3 times
Replies: 156
Views: 32261

Re: MopoKup 3 times

Ah, one of the cups I owned. Could someone please upload levs and recs so I have something to jerk off to later?
by jaytea
23 Feb 2012, 07:18
Forum: General
Topic: Where is Elma now?
Replies: 13
Views: 2558

Re: Where is Elma now?

the explanation is obvious: i taught people how to play. people observed me battling, winning cups, and learned things they wouldn't have if i was not around. the new players who, unfortunately for them, have never witnessed me play are still able to reap the benefits of my experience vicariously th...
by jaytea
22 Aug 2011, 04:54
Forum: General
Topic: Are you Elmaholic?
Replies: 52
Views: 10813

Re: Are you Elmaholic?

no. what's wrong with you?
by jaytea
8 Aug 2011, 07:36
Forum: General
Topic: Wich styles you just dont GET?
Replies: 508
Views: 93649

Re: Wich styles you just dont GET?

Lukazz wrote:i hate this lev, what am i doing wrong? :/
http://up.k10x.net/bnkaiwepeapfr/11amsduafg.rec
do i have to teach everyone how to play this game? you lost too much speed at 16.8x.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 18:13
Forum: Polls
Topic: next rec to spread
Replies: 51
Views: 10679

Re: next rec to spread

very disappointing to see that mila is still milking his accomplishments dry. cool recs, but not worth the wait.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 17:48
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 158
Views: 35285

Re: Confession

Smibu: who fucking cares? nobody will ever be as good as me, saveload or not. confessions? where do i begin: many years ago, someone (Cubein_TAH i think) released a level for a week or so of hoyling, the winner would receive a cash prize on the order of 10s of euros. fortunately, he used an old publ...
by jaytea
12 Feb 2011, 11:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: JAYTEA IS GEY
Replies: 419
Views: 43427

Re: JAYTEA IS GEY

i just noticed this. what the fuck?
by jaytea
2 Feb 2011, 07:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.
Replies: 472
Views: 74459

Re: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.

J-sim wrote:maybe it happens because you share your times and recs :wink:
only faggots don't share their recs
by jaytea
27 Jan 2011, 11:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 55
Views: 8814

Re: Low-carb diet

I prefer fat-free/low-fat products and use fats very strictly when cooking (I don't use on bread at all etc.) Why oh why? You seem to be a victim of the official low-fat brainwashing. I tend to read all the time more and more about harmfulness of low-fat products (especially low-fat milk) and i thi...