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by jaytea
25 Aug 2018, 14:28
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 230
Views: 14938

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

awesome, thanks! good to see sach handsome mans!
by jaytea
5 Aug 2018, 12:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Lets play an game
Replies: 56
Views: 2811

Re: Lets play an game

1. Bjenn
2. jaytea vs Sierra (aka jtandsierra)
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:27
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 230
Views: 14938

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

can we see some pics/vids???
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:18
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2018
Replies: 77
Views: 4841

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2018

by jaytea
24 May 2018, 08:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 364
Views: 42889

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

made quick list just for personal reference: Vacation (28 countries): USA, Canada, England, Wales, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, The Vatican, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Tunisia, South Africa, Lebanon, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, UAE, Armenia, India, Sri Lanka, Thailand...
by jaytea
14 May 2018, 06:12
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 755
Views: 124703

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

grats to my old #battle buddy :* <3 talli
by jaytea
9 May 2018, 13:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4048
Views: 399961

Re: New WRs

un-fucking-believable.

does anybody remember table #265 where Zweq destroyed Ramp Frenzy wr by like 9 seconds? and now, 11 years later, the man still manages to orchestrate insanity.
by jaytea
3 May 2018, 06:58
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 291
Views: 16070

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

I happen to think it's brilliantly written. sure, there are grammatical errors and inconsistencies, but this is a casual article on a computer game ffs, not a damn phD thesis. much more important than syntax in this kind of work is content and presentation, with which Abila did an absolutely commend...
by jaytea
2 May 2018, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: What you do makes a difference.
Replies: 9
Views: 688

Re: What you do makes a difference.

i really enjoyed playing your dba's and am happy to see you're still around making balles now.. i wish i had more time to enjoy them
by jaytea
22 Apr 2018, 11:10
Forum: General
Topic: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in
Replies: 35
Views: 1597

Re: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in

Why do you think it's okay to tell me to fuck off basically every time I join a battle? Coming online after a shitty day at work only to see people being so rude for no reason is something that simply didn't happen before. This game and the scene has been a major part of my life for years and I've ...
by jaytea
10 Apr 2018, 07:56
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 230
Views: 14938

Re: FEM 2018: Friday 13.7. - Friday 20.7.!

Sierra and me 99% confirmed for FEM this year.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 291
Views: 16070

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

Abula wrote:
4 Mar 2018, 00:03
As it will be obvious in Belma Period, Markku beat jaytea in battles.
Markku was a worthy adversary, but i got exponentially better after that month and eventually retired as the greatest battler in the history of the planet. belma was the death of battles. bring back IRC battling.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:12
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 291
Views: 16070

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

HOWEVER, i am also a masterful stylefinder and it is highly likely that i developed new moves in my quest for the wr.

therefore your comment was somewhat reasonable.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:08
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 291
Views: 16070

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

I'm more thinking stuf like random example: 24.24 jaytea precarious, in theory it could have a 0.1 faster move prev unknown with shitty playing because jaytea. Everyone assumes everything is known because it's worse time than SL record 23.xx or current legit WR sorry but this is a truly stupid exam...
by jaytea
22 Mar 2018, 12:04
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 291
Views: 16070

Re: History of Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

in your little article under 2006 you should have a picture of me destroying battles because that's what i did all of that year.
by jaytea
11 Dec 2017, 08:44
Forum: General
Topic: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?
Replies: 131
Views: 6735

Re: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?

holy shit you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopo Kup 3!!
Replies: 73
Views: 12126

Re: Mopo Kup 3!!

Please upload levs and recs for posterity.
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:07
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: MopoKup 3 times
Replies: 156
Views: 22979

Re: MopoKup 3 times

Ah, one of the cups I owned. Could someone please upload levs and recs so I have something to jerk off to later?
by jaytea
23 Feb 2012, 07:18
Forum: General
Topic: Where is Elma now?
Replies: 13
Views: 1883

Re: Where is Elma now?

the explanation is obvious: i taught people how to play. people observed me battling, winning cups, and learned things they wouldn't have if i was not around. the new players who, unfortunately for them, have never witnessed me play are still able to reap the benefits of my experience vicariously th...
by jaytea
22 Aug 2011, 04:54
Forum: General
Topic: Are you Elmaholic?
Replies: 48
Views: 5879

Re: Are you Elmaholic?

no. what's wrong with you?
by jaytea
8 Aug 2011, 07:36
Forum: General
Topic: Wich styles you just dont GET?
Replies: 508
Views: 82614

Re: Wich styles you just dont GET?

Lukazz wrote:i hate this lev, what am i doing wrong? :/
http://up.k10x.net/bnkaiwepeapfr/11amsduafg.rec
do i have to teach everyone how to play this game? you lost too much speed at 16.8x.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 18:13
Forum: Polls
Topic: next rec to spread
Replies: 51
Views: 9076

Re: next rec to spread

very disappointing to see that mila is still milking his accomplishments dry. cool recs, but not worth the wait.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 17:48
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 132
Views: 16981

Re: Confession

Smibu: who fucking cares? nobody will ever be as good as me, saveload or not. confessions? where do i begin: many years ago, someone (Cubein_TAH i think) released a level for a week or so of hoyling, the winner would receive a cash prize on the order of 10s of euros. fortunately, he used an old publ...
by jaytea
12 Feb 2011, 11:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: JAYTEA IS GEY
Replies: 419
Views: 33740

Re: JAYTEA IS GEY

i just noticed this. what the fuck?
by jaytea
2 Feb 2011, 07:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.
Replies: 472
Views: 64316

Re: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.

J-sim wrote:maybe it happens because you share your times and recs :wink:
only faggots don't share their recs
by jaytea
27 Jan 2011, 11:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 55
Views: 6993

Re: Low-carb diet

I prefer fat-free/low-fat products and use fats very strictly when cooking (I don't use on bread at all etc.) Why oh why? You seem to be a victim of the official low-fat brainwashing. I tend to read all the time more and more about harmfulness of low-fat products (especially low-fat milk) and i thi...
by jaytea
19 Jan 2011, 07:52
Forum: General
Topic: Oh kuski where art thou?
Replies: 104
Views: 19951

Re: Oh kuski where art thou?

and Mick is almost completely retarded.

Use teh edit-button k10x //Orcc
by jaytea
19 Jan 2011, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: Oh kuski where art thou?
Replies: 104
Views: 19951

Re: Oh kuski where art thou?

ribot wrote:stikky, mick0r...eml, nostrada...sierra
you will never hear from sierra again.
by jaytea
29 Dec 2010, 15:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14665
Views: 1032438

Re: New internal times

i do preca wr yesterday: 24.24
by jaytea
21 Dec 2010, 12:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Random Sentences Tropic
Replies: 9
Views: 1247

Re: Random Sentences Tropic

i like YEAHS but this is very very easy to do.
by jaytea
8 Dec 2010, 10:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
Replies: 676
Views: 93504

Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here

gimp wrote:i have been dating gf for 13 months now, i have still not built up the nerve to ask her for a blowjob while i battle.
this won't work because, when it comes to battles, you're the one that sucks.
by jaytea
1 Dec 2010, 11:34
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Publishing WR replays
Replies: 51
Views: 10095

Re: Publishing WR replays

what the fuck is this garbage? 5 years? who the fuck would care if their elastomania replay file is made public 5 years after its submission? just on the off chance that there exists a current or former unreleased wr holder who thinks people actually care about their accomplishment, let alone care e...
by jaytea
20 Nov 2010, 10:39
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4579
Views: 556754

Re: Replays sharing

i don't see what there is to laugh about. having a mind as cripplingly feeble as Memphis' is no laughing matter. as i was reading the start of this discussion, i hoped that i would read on to find out Pab had been exposed as a cheater. as i continued and checked the replay for myself, it became quit...
by jaytea
28 Aug 2010, 08:00
Forum: Advertising
Topic: c00king whit skon0r!
Replies: 35
Views: 5502

Re: c00king whit skon0r!

hev archives?
by jaytea
7 May 2010, 07:53
Forum: Polls
Topic: Madness vs. Jaytea
Replies: 45
Views: 7471

Re: Madness vs. Jaytea

this poll is fucking ridiculous and you're all morons for commenting on it

i AM the greatest and everybody knows this of me. 1000 polls could go by and nothing would change. this is set in stone
by jaytea
4 May 2010, 10:02
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Maw Rap
Replies: 37
Views: 4974

Re: Maw Rap

oh

my

god
by jaytea
3 May 2010, 10:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4579
Views: 556754

Re: Replays sharing

zaraptor might also be using shit styles, probably just did better ride
by jaytea
1 May 2010, 09:51
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: I do the gay
Replies: 6
Views: 1151

I do the gay

That's right. I do the gay. With other men.
by jaytea
17 Apr 2010, 07:34
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread
Replies: 142
Views: 19131

Re: GAA suggestions thread

i hereby nominate myself for every category
by jaytea
13 Apr 2010, 19:04
Forum: New versions
Topic: eol release
Replies: 361
Views: 50605

Re: eol release

oh what a shame, now this means we'll never get to see eol! whereas before there was only a slim possibility of seeing it i for one don't care, belma provides all the functionality i need. some anti-cheat patch (moderately sophisticated encryption would suffice, i find it disgraceful this wasn't imp...
by jaytea
7 Apr 2010, 05:21
Forum: New versions
Topic: eol release
Replies: 361
Views: 50605

Re: eol release

Raven wrote:willbeback if eol comes someday
well raven it was nice knowing you, have good lief
by jaytea
4 Apr 2010, 10:13
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 166717

Re: New teams and members

i'm thinking of starting a new team and am looking for prospective members. requirements:

- must either be me or a person who is me
- must be the best player in the world
- must be fucking skilled at elma
- must be overly charismatic
- must be an absolute elma legend
by jaytea
4 Apr 2010, 10:05
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: A.K.B. Internal quest.
Replies: 28
Views: 3991

Re: A.K.B. Internal quest.

back in late '06 when i had not yet reached my full potential (this was just before my streak of winning every cup i entered and just after winning battler of the month for many consecutive months) i decided 46tt was not a good enough representation of my incredible skill. i went through each intern...
by jaytea
21 Oct 2009, 05:57
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1268
Views: 204030

Re: #across quotes

i'd just like to remind igge what a fucking gaylord he is. igge, you're a fucking gaylord
by jaytea
10 Sep 2009, 08:06
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1760
Views: 193629

Re: Wanted recs!!!

GIVE ME LUTHER'S FRUIT IN THE DEN
by jaytea
7 Sep 2009, 17:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: WHY IS JAPPE2 NO LONGER FUNNY
Replies: 10
Views: 819

WHY IS JAPPE2 NO LONGER FUNNY

why is jappe2 not funny anymore? i was just sitting here masturbating and trying to show sierra some jappe2 posts, searched for his nick on Search and there was absolutely nothing funny on the first results page. nothing. no rape jokes, no nigger references, nothing. why? why has this happened? just...
by jaytea
19 Aug 2009, 10:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14665
Views: 1032438

Re: New internal times

i knew you could do it thunder. how much faster did you reach bounce than stini?
by jaytea
13 Aug 2009, 17:23
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1268
Views: 204030

Re: #across quotes

everyone here either tries too hard or simply isn't funny. noone else has the perfect mixture of impressive qualities
by jaytea
13 Aug 2009, 17:21
Forum: General
Topic: hax0rest and max0rest forum users
Replies: 9
Views: 1892

Re: hax0rest and max0rest forum users

sure i havent posted as much as the other fucks but i am the greatest ever. i'm the absolute best, most original and humble user this community has ever seen