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by jaytea
2 Jun 2020, 11:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Free Will does not exist
Replies: 86
Views: 13048

Re: Free Will does not exist

Our decision-making process is governed by the activity of neurons, which are considerable orders of magnitude removed from the quantum world. Bringing up quantum mechanics in a discussion about free will is inappropriate, pretentious, and actually really fucking stupid. Just as we turn to biology o...
by jaytea
22 May 2020, 12:19
Forum: General
Topic: TRICK?
Replies: 6
Views: 1178

Re: TRICK?

Monzterman wrote:
2 Jul 2008, 00:01
Looky what i found

http://up.k10x.net/tynqtzmcbwdbj/jt_battle_recs.zip
Hey so do you still have this?
by jaytea
12 May 2020, 09:28
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits the OC
Replies: 4
Views: 235

jaytea visits the OC

President Trump peeked nervously through the blinds of the oval office before glancing at his watch, as a bead of sweat mixed with spray tan trickled down his forehead. “He’s late?” Trump hesitated, almost afraid to say the words. “He’s never late,” came the response from Meadows, White House Chief ...
by jaytea
4 May 2020, 05:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 117
Views: 21417

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

thank you, thank you replay: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2239/show?rec_name=fmw2018jt I know what you're thinking: "Omg", "Amazing rec", "How could that possibly be any faster?" it gets better... here is bonus SL replay almost half a sec faster: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2241/show?fmw2018sl1...
by jaytea
24 Sep 2019, 10:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: PTL Pack!!!!!!
Replies: 63
Views: 14355

Re: PTL Pack!!!!!!

I went ahead and uploaded the old record table with a side by side comparison to the modern one:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a75f68gu6y9bjik/PTL.pdf?dl=0

Of my 18 unbeaten times, a whopping 7 are still better than modern records, including the shortest level in the pack (#04).
by jaytea
10 Sep 2019, 06:57
Forum: General
Topic: Very important question about FPS
Replies: 6
Views: 2454

Very important question about FPS

Has anybody ever confirmed that FPS is the one and only universal indicator of Elma performance? That Elma running at X fps on one PC is expected to behave exactly the same as Elma running at X fps on another PC with regards to probability and frequency of wheel pops, bounces, hangs, bugs, etc.? Tha...
by jaytea
10 Sep 2019, 06:48
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4099
Views: 465473

Re: New WRs

It's about damn time Zweq made a comeback. 34TT next?
by jaytea
1 Sep 2019, 07:52
Forum: General
Topic: jaytea visits FEM2020
Replies: 13
Views: 3760

jaytea visits FEM2020

The mood was light and cheerful at the 20th anniversary of the Finnish Elma Meeting, with kuskis sat around casually cruising battles and generally enjoying each other's company. In the corner, a few of them were watching old world record replays and engaging in nostalgia over the "good old days". S...
by jaytea
17 Jun 2019, 06:52
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2016: 28.7.-5.8.! Join #fem2016! 1st post updated 24.8.!
Replies: 155
Views: 35621

Re: FEM 2016: 28.7.-5.8.! Join #fem2016! 1st post updated 24.8.!

let me share another story from the meeting. a bit of an anecdote and maybe a little explanation to smibu who might not know what he was about to see fem house was amazing, many rooms, cool stuff etc. and one toilet. we had a room together with markku and smibu. it was a norm room with an 50%room-5...
by jaytea
25 Aug 2018, 14:28
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 33817

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

awesome, thanks! good to see sach handsome mans!
by jaytea
5 Aug 2018, 12:21
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Lets play an game
Replies: 56
Views: 8027

Re: Lets play an game

1. Bjenn
2. jaytea vs Sierra (aka jtandsierra)
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:27
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 33817

Re: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!

can we see some pics/vids???
by jaytea
22 Jul 2018, 09:18
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2018
Replies: 77
Views: 8287

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2018

by jaytea
24 May 2018, 08:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
Replies: 381
Views: 63447

Re: How many countries have YOU been in?

made quick list just for personal reference: Vacation (28 countries): USA, Canada, England, Wales, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, The Vatican, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Tunisia, South Africa, Lebanon, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, UAE, Armenia, India, Sri Lanka, Thailand...
by jaytea
14 May 2018, 06:12
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 772
Views: 153697

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

grats to my old #battle buddy :* <3 talli
by jaytea
9 May 2018, 13:08
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4099
Views: 465473

Re: New WRs

un-fucking-believable.

does anybody remember table #265 where Zweq destroyed Ramp Frenzy wr by like 9 seconds? and now, 11 years later, the man still manages to orchestrate insanity.
by jaytea
3 May 2018, 06:58
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 298
Views: 71953

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

I happen to think it's brilliantly written. sure, there are grammatical errors and inconsistencies, but this is a casual article on a computer game ffs, not a damn phD thesis. much more important than syntax in this kind of work is content and presentation, with which Abila did an absolutely commend...
by jaytea
2 May 2018, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: What you do makes a difference.
Replies: 9
Views: 1214

Re: What you do makes a difference.

i really enjoyed playing your dba's and am happy to see you're still around making balles now.. i wish i had more time to enjoy them
by jaytea
22 Apr 2018, 11:10
Forum: General
Topic: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in
Replies: 35
Views: 2900

Re: EOL is all of a sudden a shitty place to spend time in

Why do you think it's okay to tell me to fuck off basically every time I join a battle? Coming online after a shitty day at work only to see people being so rude for no reason is something that simply didn't happen before. This game and the scene has been a major part of my life for years and I've ...
by jaytea
10 Apr 2018, 07:56
Forum: General
Topic: FEM 2018: Thu 12.7./Fri 13.7. - Fri 20.7.!
Replies: 231
Views: 33817

Re: FEM 2018: Friday 13.7. - Friday 20.7.!

Sierra and me 99% confirmed for FEM this year.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 298
Views: 71953

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

Abula wrote:
4 Mar 2018, 00:03
As it will be obvious in Belma Period, Markku beat jaytea in battles.
Markku was a worthy adversary, but i got exponentially better after that month and eventually retired as the greatest battler in the history of the planet. belma was the death of battles. bring back IRC battling.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:12
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 298
Views: 71953

Re: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)

HOWEVER, i am also a masterful stylefinder and it is highly likely that i developed new moves in my quest for the wr.

therefore your comment was somewhat reasonable.
by jaytea
8 Apr 2018, 14:08
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 298
Views: 71953

Re: Article: Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

I'm more thinking stuf like random example: 24.24 jaytea precarious, in theory it could have a 0.1 faster move prev unknown with shitty playing because jaytea. Everyone assumes everything is known because it's worse time than SL record 23.xx or current legit WR sorry but this is a truly stupid exam...
by jaytea
22 Mar 2018, 12:04
Forum: General
Topic: History of Elasto Mania (1995-2018)
Replies: 298
Views: 71953

Re: History of Action SuperCross and Elasto Mania

in your little article under 2006 you should have a picture of me destroying battles because that's what i did all of that year.
by jaytea
11 Dec 2017, 08:44
Forum: General
Topic: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?
Replies: 131
Views: 10766

Re: Do we tolerate any behaviour in the scene?

holy shit you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:11
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopo Kup 3!!
Replies: 73
Views: 12939

Re: Mopo Kup 3!!

Please upload levs and recs for posterity.
by jaytea
17 Sep 2017, 11:07
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: MopoKup 3 times
Replies: 156
Views: 29586

Re: MopoKup 3 times

Ah, one of the cups I owned. Could someone please upload levs and recs so I have something to jerk off to later?
by jaytea
23 Feb 2012, 07:18
Forum: General
Topic: Where is Elma now?
Replies: 13
Views: 2200

Re: Where is Elma now?

the explanation is obvious: i taught people how to play. people observed me battling, winning cups, and learned things they wouldn't have if i was not around. the new players who, unfortunately for them, have never witnessed me play are still able to reap the benefits of my experience vicariously th...
by jaytea
22 Aug 2011, 04:54
Forum: General
Topic: Are you Elmaholic?
Replies: 52
Views: 9877

Re: Are you Elmaholic?

no. what's wrong with you?
by jaytea
8 Aug 2011, 07:36
Forum: General
Topic: Wich styles you just dont GET?
Replies: 508
Views: 86359

Re: Wich styles you just dont GET?

Lukazz wrote:i hate this lev, what am i doing wrong? :/
http://up.k10x.net/bnkaiwepeapfr/11amsduafg.rec
do i have to teach everyone how to play this game? you lost too much speed at 16.8x.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 18:13
Forum: Polls
Topic: next rec to spread
Replies: 51
Views: 9760

Re: next rec to spread

very disappointing to see that mila is still milking his accomplishments dry. cool recs, but not worth the wait.
by jaytea
17 Jun 2011, 17:48
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 146
Views: 30636

Re: Confession

Smibu: who fucking cares? nobody will ever be as good as me, saveload or not. confessions? where do i begin: many years ago, someone (Cubein_TAH i think) released a level for a week or so of hoyling, the winner would receive a cash prize on the order of 10s of euros. fortunately, he used an old publ...
by jaytea
12 Feb 2011, 11:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: JAYTEA IS GEY
Replies: 419
Views: 36593

Re: JAYTEA IS GEY

i just noticed this. what the fuck?
by jaytea
2 Feb 2011, 07:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.
Replies: 472
Views: 68059

Re: Your Top Ten progress after a höylsession.

J-sim wrote:maybe it happens because you share your times and recs :wink:
only faggots don't share their recs
by jaytea
27 Jan 2011, 11:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Low-carb diet
Replies: 55
Views: 7693

Re: Low-carb diet

I prefer fat-free/low-fat products and use fats very strictly when cooking (I don't use on bread at all etc.) Why oh why? You seem to be a victim of the official low-fat brainwashing. I tend to read all the time more and more about harmfulness of low-fat products (especially low-fat milk) and i thi...
by jaytea
19 Jan 2011, 07:52
Forum: General
Topic: Oh kuski where art thou?
Replies: 124
Views: 31317

Re: Oh kuski where art thou?

and Mick is almost completely retarded.

Use teh edit-button k10x //Orcc
by jaytea
19 Jan 2011, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: Oh kuski where art thou?
Replies: 124
Views: 31317

Re: Oh kuski where art thou?

ribot wrote:stikky, mick0r...eml, nostrada...sierra
you will never hear from sierra again.
by jaytea
29 Dec 2010, 15:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14823
Views: 1183732

Re: New internal times

i do preca wr yesterday: 24.24
by jaytea
21 Dec 2010, 12:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Random Sentences Tropic
Replies: 9
Views: 1466

Re: Random Sentences Tropic

i like YEAHS but this is very very easy to do.
by jaytea
8 Dec 2010, 10:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
Replies: 677
Views: 105814

Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here

gimp wrote:i have been dating gf for 13 months now, i have still not built up the nerve to ask her for a blowjob while i battle.
this won't work because, when it comes to battles, you're the one that sucks.
by jaytea
1 Dec 2010, 11:34
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Publishing WR replays
Replies: 51
Views: 13583

Re: Publishing WR replays

what the fuck is this garbage? 5 years? who the fuck would care if their elastomania replay file is made public 5 years after its submission? just on the off chance that there exists a current or former unreleased wr holder who thinks people actually care about their accomplishment, let alone care e...
by jaytea
20 Nov 2010, 10:39
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4640
Views: 623264

Re: Replays sharing

i don't see what there is to laugh about. having a mind as cripplingly feeble as Memphis' is no laughing matter. as i was reading the start of this discussion, i hoped that i would read on to find out Pab had been exposed as a cheater. as i continued and checked the replay for myself, it became quit...
by jaytea
28 Aug 2010, 08:00
Forum: Advertising
Topic: c00king whit skon0r!
Replies: 35
Views: 6009

Re: c00king whit skon0r!

hev archives?
by jaytea
7 May 2010, 07:53
Forum: Polls
Topic: Madness vs. Jaytea
Replies: 45
Views: 8117

Re: Madness vs. Jaytea

this poll is fucking ridiculous and you're all morons for commenting on it

i AM the greatest and everybody knows this of me. 1000 polls could go by and nothing would change. this is set in stone
by jaytea
4 May 2010, 10:02
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Maw Rap
Replies: 37
Views: 5441

Re: Maw Rap

oh

my

god
by jaytea
3 May 2010, 10:50
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4640
Views: 623264

Re: Replays sharing

zaraptor might also be using shit styles, probably just did better ride
by jaytea
1 May 2010, 09:51
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: I do the gay
Replies: 6
Views: 1462

I do the gay

That's right. I do the gay. With other men.
by jaytea
17 Apr 2010, 07:34
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread
Replies: 142
Views: 20496

Re: GAA suggestions thread

i hereby nominate myself for every category