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jaytea

I just finished working my way through Jappe2's semen level pack and successfully demolished all the times. The replays are so incredible that they warrant this new lauta topic, not to mention your continued reverence and adoration. The levels: https://www.dropbox.com/s/6h5e7ka07tubl1m/semen%20levs....

jaytea

you dont need a math guru for this on each level, a person's time could be up to 0.01 slower than the one displayed in the state. if t0r has 14.07 in wu for example, his time could be anywhere between 14.070 and 14.07999999999 (a value slightly less than 14.08) so 14.07 <= his time < 14.08 since an...

jaytea

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2848/show?16zb3784 is old stajl Hah very cool :D thanks for sharing :) is there any collection of alternative styles like this? Even if they are slower or impossible without tas I realize this is way more extreme than what you're asking, but it's good for a laugh if y...

jaytea

thank you thank you

rec is here: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2808/show?fmw2032jt1580

Saveload rec was only 0.06 faster, so orka upload

jaytea

Ruben wrote: ↑
5 Aug 2020, 14:33
What if I don't want to win World Cup 8?

Then you can buy my styles and gift them to your opponents.

jaytea

kuchitsu wrote: ↑
3 Aug 2020, 20:49
Is this an exclusive kind of deal or will you give the same recs to anyone who's willing to pay?

Anyone who pays will get a style that is simultaneously unique, and also the fastest possible style for the level in question.

... don't overthink it.

jaytea

You. Yes, you. What if I told you that you could be the eventual World champion of Elma? That certainly has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I am looking to offer my services as an Expert Style Consultant . How it works is: I give you the styles, and you drive them. It's that simple. And all I ask in ...

jaytea

I found that lev really fucking difficult, but I'm stoked I managed to get decent finish. Behold, another GAA style rec: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2778/show?fmw2031jt3437

jaytea

I'm ready to chip in, too. Kopaka, if you agree, could you make it official and maybe some donators visible? Also, I'll talk with jaytea whether he might maybe wish to shift part of his tremendous 1000$ donation for this very reason. It's not mine to shift, but the donation was essentially for the ...

jaytea

I hev 2011 Cadillac CTS-V with some modz. Getting old but still brings joy

binus video of dyno:

https://vimeo.com/441716040

jaytea

I believe this is missing in the list:

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2740/show?07z2364fixed

Also, maybe you whane have one red link in Enigma? Should include Mielz's 18:91 from the post above, or this:

http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2691/sho ... =47tas1881

jaytea

10x! here rec: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2717/sho ... 2029jt3766

jaytea

Awesome post; GAA contribution right here. If you ever get bored updating this, which is pretty much inevitable, at least we will have everything collected here for posterity.

I'll also check later for some better recs

jaytea

10x, sorry for late rec: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2613/show?fmw2028jt1183

jaytea

Our decision-making process is governed by the activity of neurons, which are considerable orders of magnitude removed from the quantum world. Bringing up quantum mechanics in a discussion about free will is inappropriate, pretentious, and actually really fucking stupid. Just as we turn to biology o...

jaytea

Monzterman wrote: ↑
2 Jul 2008, 00:01
Looky what i found

http://up.k10x.net/tynqtzmcbwdbj/jt_battle_recs.zip

Hey so do you still have this?

jaytea

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jaytea

thank you, thank you replay: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2239/show?rec_name=fmw2018jt I know what you're thinking: "Omg", "Amazing rec", "How could that possibly be any faster?" it gets better... here is bonus SL replay almost half a sec faster: http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2241/show?fmw2018sl1...

jaytea

Hey sorry I wasn't around to upload rec. Here's my 29.97 http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/1510/show?fmw004jt

jaytea

I went ahead and uploaded the old record table with a side by side comparison to the modern one:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a75f68gu6y9bjik/PTL.pdf?dl=0

Of my 18 unbeaten times, a whopping 7 are still better than modern records, including the shortest level in the pack (#04).

jaytea

Has anybody ever confirmed that FPS is the one and only universal indicator of Elma performance? That Elma running at X fps on one PC is expected to behave exactly the same as Elma running at X fps on another PC with regards to probability and frequency of wheel pops, bounces, hangs, bugs, etc.? Tha...

jaytea

It's about damn time Zweq made a comeback. 34TT next?

jaytea

The mood was light and cheerful at the 20th anniversary of the Finnish Elma Meeting, with kuskis sat around casually cruising battles and generally enjoying each other's company. In the corner, a few of them were watching old world record replays and engaging in nostalgia over the "good old days". S...

jaytea

let me share another story from the meeting. a bit of an anecdote and maybe a little explanation to smibu who might not know what he was about to see fem house was amazing, many rooms, cool stuff etc. and one toilet. we had a room together with markku and smibu. it was a norm room with an 50%room-5...

jaytea

awesome, thanks! good to see sach handsome mans!

jaytea

1. Bjenn
2. jaytea vs Sierra (aka jtandsierra)

jaytea

can we see some pics/vids???

jaytea

pawq wrote: ↑
19 Jul 2018, 11:09
Battle rec:
ith04fm rec by finman (from a 60min TT battle in FEM)
FE18BB05_930Zer.rec by Zero (bear battle winrec)

finman rec is pure beauty

jaytea

made quick list just for personal reference: Vacation (28 countries): USA, Canada, England, Wales, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, The Vatican, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Tunisia, South Africa, Lebanon, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, UAE, Armenia, India, Sri Lanka, Thailand...

jaytea

grats to my old #battle buddy :* <3 talli

jaytea

un-fucking-believable.

does anybody remember table #265 where Zweq destroyed Ramp Frenzy wr by like 9 seconds? and now, 11 years later, the man still manages to orchestrate insanity.

jaytea

I happen to think it's brilliantly written. sure, there are grammatical errors and inconsistencies, but this is a casual article on a computer game ffs, not a damn phD thesis. much more important than syntax in this kind of work is content and presentation, with which Abila did an absolutely commend...

jaytea

i really enjoyed playing your dba's and am happy to see you're still around making balles now.. i wish i had more time to enjoy them

jaytea

Why do you think it's okay to tell me to fuck off basically every time I join a battle? Coming online after a shitty day at work only to see people being so rude for no reason is something that simply didn't happen before. This game and the scene has been a major part of my life for years and I've ...

jaytea

Sierra and me 99% confirmed for FEM this year.

jaytea

Abula wrote: ↑
4 Mar 2018, 00:03
As it will be obvious in Belma Period, Markku beat jaytea in battles.

Markku was a worthy adversary, but i got exponentially better after that month and eventually retired as the greatest battler in the history of the planet. belma was the death of battles. bring back IRC battling.

jaytea

HOWEVER, i am also a masterful stylefinder and it is highly likely that i developed new moves in my quest for the wr.

therefore your comment was somewhat reasonable.

jaytea

I'm more thinking stuf like random example: 24.24 jaytea precarious, in theory it could have a 0.1 faster move prev unknown with shitty playing because jaytea. Everyone assumes everything is known because it's worse time than SL record 23.xx or current legit WR sorry but this is a truly stupid exam...

jaytea

in your little article under 2006 you should have a picture of me destroying battles because that's what i did all of that year.

jaytea

what is saveload recs tt

jaytea

holy shit you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies

jaytea

Please upload levs and recs for posterity.

jaytea

Ah, one of the cups I owned. Could someone please upload levs and recs so I have something to jerk off to later?

jaytea

the explanation is obvious: i taught people how to play. people observed me battling, winning cups, and learned things they wouldn't have if i was not around. the new players who, unfortunately for them, have never witnessed me play are still able to reap the benefits of my experience vicariously th...

jaytea

no. what's wrong with you?

jaytea

Lukazz wrote:i hate this lev, what am i doing wrong? :/
http://up.k10x.net/bnkaiwepeapfr/11amsduafg.rec

do i have to teach everyone how to play this game? you lost too much speed at 16.8x.

jaytea

very disappointing to see that mila is still milking his accomplishments dry. cool recs, but not worth the wait.

jaytea

Smibu: who fucking cares? nobody will ever be as good as me, saveload or not. confessions? where do i begin: many years ago, someone (Cubein_TAH i think) released a level for a week or so of hoyling, the winner would receive a cash prize on the order of 10s of euros. fortunately, he used an old publ...

jaytea

i just noticed this. what the fuck?

jaytea

J-sim wrote:maybe it happens because you share your times and recs

only faggots don't share their recs

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