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by DacBitch
12 Dec 2002, 10:00
Forum: General
Topic: New cheating wave
Replies: 439
Views: 110112

Re: cheating :(((

About that cheated list thing... NOT a good idea! then ppl will soon hoyl for cheated wr and many more will start to cheat... it IS a good idea. it's lot easier to find out which wrs have been cheated by looking at that list than finding them in this topic i personally like to see who cheats and i ...
by DacBitch
5 Dec 2002, 10:24
Forum: General
Topic: New cheating wave
Replies: 439
Views: 110112

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MP wrote:LOL, this new program rules ...you never know who is the next cheater to get caught, it's randomly chosen :P
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by DacBitch
3 Dec 2002, 15:30
Forum: General
Topic: When was the last day when you didn´t start Elma?
Replies: 26
Views: 7312

e.g. today :)
by DacBitch
14 Nov 2002, 10:38
Forum: General
Topic: What is required for SLALOM trick?
Replies: 27
Views: 6247

wot tha fock are you talking about?

i'm in school right now and here i don't have elma... :cry: :cry: :cry:
by DacBitch
10 Nov 2002, 00:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: sport
Replies: 28
Views: 6366

football, (table-football), table-tennis, water-polo, swimming, running (away from cops), streetfighting (with 4-5 year old kids), bball, speedball...
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 20:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 273966

don't watch tv, especially stupid american shows
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 19:55
Forum: General
Topic: across el ma dictionary
Replies: 27
Views: 4766

hey csybe, does this mean you still play elma? cause you seem pretty much of a fanatic to me :*
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 15:52
Forum: General
Topic: Chain Level - Info / Uppdates / News / Misc
Replies: 252
Views: 50572

sounds quite weird, never seen people working successfully together on an unknown thing, it's like hiring 20 main architects to come up with an idea for a new ultra-mega-ass-kicking buliding, where each of them of course has his own vision of things. You WILL need a good work coordinator, a guy who ...
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 15:37
Forum: General
Topic: Which is your favorite apple?
Replies: 37
Views: 7434

the 3rd apple in Bowling... :wink:
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 15:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what's ya favorite alcohol drink? lol
Replies: 54
Views: 11411

onlainari wrote:Karhu is the best. Maybe some more expensive specials are better ,but I have experienced these cheaps so much that this actually is the best of them.
so how much do these cheap/expensive beers cost in FIN?
by DacBitch
9 Nov 2002, 15:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: girl named elma
Replies: 33
Views: 7548

in Slovakia Alma is a girl name, and i have a neighbor called Alma [alma] who is 86, she comes to my place and hoyls elma - she will rule the scene pretty soon :]
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 16:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: YO!
Replies: 29
Views: 6546

forgot to mention Puff Daddy aka P Diddy makes me puke...
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 16:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: YO!
Replies: 29
Views: 6546

ICE-T & BodyCount

and btw there ARE good white ass artists/bands, but since you're not interested then just die stupid!!
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 16:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Most active mopolauta user
Replies: 151
Views: 22776

my posts are always long and well structured, just like this one
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 15:54
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Do you have an UN-höyled top-10?
Replies: 317
Views: 89929

Level 51, Tricks Abound: 01:24:03 DacBitch 01:25:39 DacBitch 01:25:51 DacBitch 01:25:54 DacBitch ghaha thats pretty hoyled in my opinion, lol! :lol: yeah, right! i probably did it 5 times in a row not even trying to figure out a better way to drive it, it must have been a long ago, w/o replays or a...
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 14:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is how snus looks like (topic for non-scandinavian)
Replies: 32
Views: 7772

if you call those pics disgusting than you've probably never seen yourself eating, just like dz said...
by DacBitch
3 Nov 2002, 13:46
Forum: General
Topic: n00b wr table, good or bad?
Replies: 128
Views: 22663

Jonas, you know i don't care much if you take my records. go for it! but i was wondering, how long are you all gonna be sending your times for the noob table, or in other words - how many more seconds do you have left before you reach the 50 min tt limit? DacBitch - 55 secs left (it might take 10-12...
by DacBitch
2 Nov 2002, 20:07
Forum: General
Topic: Deadelous = Nostrada & WR cheating by mrickx
Replies: 102
Views: 24672

but there is still one question unanswered: what will happen to dd's steppes? 1. cheated - wr belongs to janne 2. stay there as it is - 12.16 3. change the time to 12.15 or 12.14 (who knows) 4. result of the poll ..and i wonder who will decide I WILL DECIDE, and my decision is that the time is chan...
by DacBitch
2 Nov 2002, 20:02
Forum: General
Topic: n00b wr table, good or bad?
Replies: 128
Views: 22663

Jonas, you mf why did you beat my Warm Up wr? :x

btw i'll have more records soon...........!!
by DacBitch
1 Nov 2002, 14:53
Forum: General
Topic: Do you remember the first time you pulled a new style....
Replies: 41
Views: 11522

oh yeah, i remember when i first did 1:13:xx style on Jaws, it was cool... Sparrow gave me the rec and i thought 'wow this replay rocks'. I started to play it immediately and i did it quite quickly. It's still one of the prettiest styles @ internals, in my opinion, prettier than the fastest Jaws sty...
by DacBitch
1 Nov 2002, 14:46
Forum: General
Topic: Do you remember the first time you pulled a new style....
Replies: 41
Views: 11522

hehe now i'll remember my headbanger pipe :) i did it on Tuesday, Oct 29th had to do it 3 times within 30 mins to finally finish the lev - the first 2 times i went through the pipe, i died later on, but landing was so damn easy (thx ribot). But of course my hands were shaking (i was having a hangove...
by DacBitch
1 Nov 2002, 14:35
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Do you have an UN-höyled top-10?
Replies: 317
Views: 89929

Level 51, Tricks Abound: 01:24:03 DacBitch 01:25:39 DacBitch 01:25:51 DacBitch 01:25:54 DacBitch 01:28:55 DacBitch 01:31:87 DacBitch 01:34:98 DacBitch 01:35:40 DacBitch 02:02:94 DacBitch 02:06:76 DacBitch god i hate that lev :x i won't play it another 2 years hehe...
by DacBitch
27 Oct 2002, 12:35
Forum: General
Topic: el ma clones
Replies: 18
Views: 6787

heh i got 31xx position @ popstars :) quite good i think :wink:
by DacBitch
27 Oct 2002, 12:19
Forum: General
Topic: cheat0r
Replies: 81
Views: 16113

yeah but it also takes 6x longer hehe :P
by DacBitch
27 Oct 2002, 12:02
Forum: Advertising
Topic: ElmaLvL
Replies: 6
Views: 2390

uhmmmm... i understand everything what i need to, so DON'T MAKE THE ENGLISH VERSION!!!
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 16:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Jeepers Creepers - I like
Replies: 25
Views: 5755

ye i agree w/ Mick... lock stock.... & snatch are cool movies.

oh yea, have you ever noticed how good european films are being underestimated and often completely ignored? it pisses me off ><
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 16:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5932

we could use extraordinary, brilliant, genuine, sofisticated...

i'm a sofisticated elma player bwahahahahahahahhhhahaahaahhahhaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahaaahhhhahaahahhhahhhhahha
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 15:54
Forum: Advertising
Topic: ELMA AMLE CONTEST SORTA THING (internals done backwards)
Replies: 10
Views: 2868

of course gnilwoB is possible to finish...
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 02:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How is your nick pronounced?
Replies: 210
Views: 42012

yeah of course THEY RULED AND STILL RULE!! you got me wrong, or maybe i wrote it in a wrong way (" they're not any good anymore "), i didn't mean it like that, i just wanted to point out that they are gone. and oh yeah, you really tricked me by saying " Once someone told me there was ...
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 01:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Misuse of the word 'professional'
Replies: 35
Views: 5932

I AM THE PROFFESIONAL 'LAUTA WRITER!!! :lol:

yeah i agree with chris, noone here is a pro player (you're all bunch of amateurs hehe)..... pay me $ for playing, i'll play lame as usual but i will be a PRO, ok?!
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 01:38
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what special you want ?
Replies: 62
Views: 14397

Add to list: World best elma driver! I would choose that one! pathetic.... ........oh yeah, as for my pick (contact aliens / communicate telepathically), i've experienced situations recently, when i communicated telepathically w/ 1 person, but it was still quite cumbersome. i need to get really goo...
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 01:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what special you want ?
Replies: 62
Views: 14397

why am i the only one who wants to contact aliens / communicate telepathically??? if noone else wants this, then why would i want it? i wouldn't have anyone to communicate with.... fuck
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 01:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Swinöusjie (or what its called!), Polish city.
Replies: 7
Views: 2586

huh i knew BarTek had family around here (Slovakia), cause it's a slavic name
by DacBitch
26 Oct 2002, 01:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How is your nick pronounced?
Replies: 210
Views: 42012

ramone: i thought you had named yourself after "Ramones" :)
btw they're not any good anymore, coz they no longer exist, and their frontman Joe died last year i think :(
by DacBitch
24 Oct 2002, 16:29
Forum: General
Topic: Do you remember the first time you pulled a new style....
Replies: 41
Views: 11522

yeah i'll remember headbanger pipe when i do it. i've been playin it this week.
btw, what's the chance to survive the landin'?
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 12:25
Forum: Advertising
Topic: ELMA AMLE CONTEST SORTA THING (internals done backwards)
Replies: 10
Views: 2868

huh what about #54 juicy fruit, why is it missin?
it's possible to complete it backwards too, right?
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 11:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How do u guys hide your pr0n?
Replies: 55
Views: 12551

renaming files doesn't have to be painful... you don't have to rename them one by one
although 30'000 files is kinda too many, i thought you spent only 1, not 10 years in army :)
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 11:30
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: LongH 32.11 REP. come on! GET IT!
Replies: 7
Views: 3298

good luck dude!!
(see you around again in 1-2 years, maybe)
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 11:26
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: do you have a höyled top-10?
Replies: 1192
Views: 320636

eat this!! :twisted: Level 6, Long Haul: 01:34:62 DacBitch 01:36:69 DacBitch 01:39:96 DacBitch 01:41:85 DacBitch 01:42:52 DacBitch 01:45:12 DacBitch 01:52:08 DacBitch 01:57:95 DacBitch 02:03:43 DacBitch 02:18:75 DacBitch jan-feb 2001
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 00:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How is your nick pronounced?
Replies: 210
Views: 42012

DacBitch = Dac + Bitch = Dač + Bitch = [dutch] + [biaaaaaaaaaatcha]

how do you pronounce elasto mania? is it [ilesto meinia] or [elasto mania]??? :D
by DacBitch
20 Oct 2002, 00:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How do u guys hide your pr0n?
Replies: 55
Views: 12551

yeah i used to do the same thing too few years ago
but now my pc is porn-free
by DacBitch
19 Oct 2002, 23:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what's ya favorite alcohol drink? lol
Replies: 54
Views: 11411

beer; RED wine; rum; plum, apple or pear fire-water (40-50% is cool) :] and last but not less important: if (dac==drunk) drink=all; hoho i just realized that MYSTIC BLUE SNAKE must be one helluva drink hehe. jcl knows what's good huh :twisted: btw. you probably never saw me posting here on Saturday ...
by DacBitch
19 Oct 2002, 23:03
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Gossip
Replies: 44
Views: 11985

huh what happened to skint0r anyway, he kinda gave up writing on the board...
same with Ambulance, how come he quit? he used to write stuff 24/7 back at the old 'lauta...
by DacBitch
13 Oct 2002, 14:45
Forum: General
Topic: Chinese elma network (found by jcl or smth:)
Replies: 15
Views: 5101

israel plays football qualifications for euro 2004 and european cups so it's asian-european country just like turkey........
by DacBitch
13 Oct 2002, 14:40
Forum: General
Topic: Opinions about MP's case on WorldCup4
Replies: 40
Views: 8593

i guess noone can envy mp in this situation. oh yeah, isn't there a punishment for "replay sent too late"? I know it's a bit different situation here (cause PeXi didn't know his time neither), but I guess he could have got punished instead of being disqualified. I don't think anyone would ...
by DacBitch
13 Oct 2002, 14:23
Forum: General
Topic: cheat0r
Replies: 81
Views: 16113

yeah, replays can easily be edited without playing a lev. And you don't even need to make any invisible vertexes whatsoever. All you need to do is get a good rec, edit it (and watch it in elma all the time), then post it to Abula and get a WR if you did a relly nice job. I and my friends (bigger com...
by DacBitch
12 Oct 2002, 17:02
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: If you got five WR replays...
Replies: 18
Views: 5995

i'd definitely wanna see:
#54
#20
#24
#35
#37
#51
#49
a little more then 5, heh
by DacBitch
6 Oct 2002, 13:58
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Beat the Mozman
Replies: 3
Views: 1598

can we beat you, Moz?
by DacBitch
6 Oct 2002, 13:57
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Ramonelma
Replies: 68
Views: 14399

uhmmm the patch makes the red bricks look all weird, bubbly and swollen.
i guess it's an undesired side-effect...
by DacBitch
6 Oct 2002, 13:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: elma the bitch
Replies: 32
Views: 7546

lemon fanta is the only 'drinkable' fanta
sprite is ok

coke and pepsi an DrPepper and all these brown liquids taste like crap

beer is tha best!!!

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