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jaytea

8-ball wrote:give a reach-around to a monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance.

actually it's "spider monkey"

jaytea

heath ledger

jaytea

actually i'm nothing like your mother's bedroom

jaytea

/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWfej710HRA

jaytea

can i be a member? i'm pretty good at elma, look at my sig

jaytea

/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsxu8yVDNyE

jaytea

otork hasn't posted in this thread. look:

OtorK wrote:
tijsjoris wrote:Jesus christ, what a useless topic. Lock please?
and what a useless reply...

hidden forum probably

jaytea

actually that's a stupid guess, i'd like to change it to miss scarlett in the lounge with a knife?

jaytea

probably zweq and bjorn lev

jaytea

i'd just like to list the reasons why i like Xratio: 1. i like Xratio because he shares an interest in Elastomania (a 2D motorbike game) with me 2. i like Xratio because his levels are nice and playable 3. i like Xratio because even though his levels are neither nice nor playable, he's accepted that...

jaytea

Wow, this is a turning point in Elma's history. Over the years we've seen hundreds of players requesting a new version of Elma 2, and of course, since they were mainly insignificant and fairly unskilled "noobs", nobody has paid them any attention. But when the great UMIZ, that infamous an...

jaytea

Wow, this is a turning point in Elma's history. Over the years we've seen hundreds of players requesting a new version of Elma 2, and of course, since they were mainly insignificant and fairly unskilled "noobs", nobody has paid them any attention. But when the great UMIZ, that infamous an...

jaytea

i'm going to look past zweq's hilarious implication that the uphill was impossible and agree with him, that whole route (if some brutal is indeed possible) looks slower. new wr is probably same route with some new trick here and there.. quinn might be onto something, would be interesting to see what

jaytea

sierra wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQMfGm8H9Lc

an architect, doctor, maybe a matress

jaytea

i want to understand how people get the idea in their head that we care even slightly about things like this... it's truly bewildering

jaytea

tijsjoris wrote:Do you know who I am to recklessly twit me?

lol

yes Xratio watch out for tijs and his lethal barrage of forum posts

jaytea

clearly phantom users, but then again it does create fun mysteries

i think i've seen Cap on belma, the nick rings a bell. probably a russian dude, he has the logo that was used with the russian "27" tournament yet i dont see his name in the standings

jaytea

when are you going to grow up

the only thing of yours that seems to have grown since you were 9 is that obscenely long face

jaytea

it's just a weaker pop bounce that happened to go in a different direction, it's the same thing

jaytea

danielj wrote: or do you consider yourself to be someone who listens to exactly what you feel like no matter what other might think?

certainly not a description of metal fans

jaytea

hi there i'm actually going to be in each of those places on the days you mentioned, it would be great if we could get together to explore the various cities. i'll be staying at very inconvenient locations that would either be difficult for you to find or incredibly out of the way. with the amount o...

jaytea

mila' answer didn't convince me, and he seems to have missed the point of the question. it's not just a "which gives you more money", which is simple to calculate (but then again, sierra's first question was max simple too) but theres probably some economic principles to consider ~6,000 ev...

jaytea

Mawane wrote:
Igge wrote:nop
nop
I noticed that it's the best way to increase his number of post here.

it's also the best way of letting people know their guesses were incorrect

you're the one bumping 6 year old threads for no reason, kindly f off

jaytea

John wrote:3/10 didnt like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGw9AMXhUrU some swede should rate this preferably

hooh swedish rap, this is pretty coal

jaytea

how many swedes heard of teh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo75jFLjKaw

guess you need cultured grandparents

jaytea

Question: What is the maximum price, denoted $P`, that you would pay to play this game? the question should be more accurate, although i assumed sierra wants the amount where you break even in endless amount of dice throws. 12.25 might be the value where you break even but no gambler would play the...

jaytea

expected return is [(6+1)/2] * [(6+1)/2] = 3.5^2 = 12.25 and your little table is incorrect. 2 * 1 is not the same as 1 * 2 because you're using 2 different dice. if you did it right you'd get a total sum of 441, with 36 possibilites. 441 / 36 = 12.25 haven't learned "proposition" math yet...

jaytea

$12.25 obviously

ps. come on msn

jaytea

Sla wrote:Fucking mongo stop mongoim and write post like the people.
Stop searching attention with mongoism.

lol that was genius

jaytea

also i have to admit, i find it offensive that you're addressing me directly. i find it hard to be colorful at this time of the day so i'll just say: please fuck off What fucking reason should there be to make you find offensive such a thing!? it's not so much the addressing as it offends me as a p...

jaytea

amazing levels

jaytea

5 replies and 1 person voted this poll is a huge success No no no, actually it sucks. You are stupid if you think this poll is a huge success with 5 replies and 1 vote. Dont you see? You are new at elmescene no? Because this poll sucks, its not a huge success. I agree with Sla, it seems quite stupi...

jaytea

5 replies and 1 person voted

this poll is a huge success

jaytea

well what can i say, this was a breath of fresh air

jaytea

AKB why the fuck is my nick in your signature

jaytea

sorry no time for formalities

http://up.k10x.net/bavrzlehkrjsp/EmC201jt.rec

hope is acceptabulle

oh yeah im way over 85min lal

jaytea

lol @ anyone who answered 'no' if you think you're not scared of dying then grow the fuck up. there's only one way to know you don't fear death: you need to have stared death in the face, and welcomed it. until then you can assume you fear death, and there's nothing weak about that. it's human natur...

jaytea

milagros wrote:
sierra wrote:P(one planet cannot host life) = 1 - [1/(1,000,000,000)]
P(two planets cannot host life) = 1 - [1/(500,000,000)]
i guess you need to repeat some exams in statistics

why? he'd just fail them

he needs to repeat the course THEN do the exams

jaytea

look it's time to settle this bullshit once and for all * jaytea speaks slowly so stupid people can understand him do you see people like Jeppe using elmaspeak outside the universe of elma and IRC? no. there's a good reason why: these little inside jokes that we have are inside jokes for a reason, b...

jaytea

the lev is really boring some parts (speed loopish areas) and really annoying at others (the smiley?!). if you wanted to make a playable long lev you should've made it nice and cruisable, not with random areas that people will drive into thinking 'i hope i get lucky and make it this time'. as a resu...

jaytea

some people/person are/is starting battles with other people's nicks. if no steps are being taken to fixing the old system, could you at least find out who's doing this by observing server activity? i believe this feature was available on the old server, why not port the code over to the new one? th...

jaytea

i dont think increasing the limits is all that great what was wrong with the previous limits? fun levels were easily possible, a good (battle) level for example wouldn't require you to go anywhere near those limits now nab level makers are just going to annoy everyone by starting their experimental ...

jaytea

jaytea wrote:
zyntifox wrote:hmm
new wr?

i'm a fucking genius

jaytea

Antz wrote:
jaytea wrote:uh is this your idea of a stupid joke?
the fact that you need to ask that tells that you're a retard yourself, unfortunately enough zhadowjohn is as well.

lol, now i know what to get you for christmas. a sense of humor, and some balls

jaytea

please can we just ban Zhadowjohn until he grows a pube

jaytea

Fucking awesome program, I've switched to using this exclusively now. Such a stunning improvement from Elma 1.2, really worth all the years waiting. I don't know what all these old-fashioned cronies are whining about, this is the future. uh is this your idea of a stupid joke? i can't see how you co...

jaytea

zyntifox wrote:hmm

new wr?

jaytea

xiph, tijsjoris completely ignored your post. i think he was trying to make a statement like "fuck you xiphias i dont care what you have to input", isn't that really bold of him? doesn't it just increase the level of respect you have for tijsjoris? it sure does in my case

jaytea

here's my 59.58 with unconventional end

http://up.k10x.net/osbcogrvxhlek/jt36.rec

the only reason i am fully capable of improving this ride is i am pretty good at elma (see my signature for a complete explanation)

jaytea

is it my style, that steppes? at least i made it first.. :? I do believe he used my volt, btw. YOURE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY :twisted: hmm, i didn't use your volt :9 It's nobody's style. Only thing we can say is that Raven made it first. at the end of the day noone really cares who invented...

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