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jaytea

J-sim wrote:maybe it happens because you share your times and recs

only faggots don't share their recs

jaytea

I prefer fat-free/low-fat products and use fats very strictly when cooking (I don't use on bread at all etc.) Why oh why? You seem to be a victim of the official low-fat brainwashing. I tend to read all the time more and more about harmfulness of low-fat products (especially low-fat milk) and i thi...

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and Mick is almost completely retarded.

Use teh edit-button k10x //Orcc

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ribot wrote:stikky, mick0r...eml, nostrada...sierra

you will never hear from sierra again.

jaytea

i do preca wr yesterday: 24.24

jaytea

i like YEAHS but this is very very easy to do.

jaytea

gimp wrote:i have been dating gf for 13 months now, i have still not built up the nerve to ask her for a blowjob while i battle.

this won't work because, when it comes to battles, you're the one that sucks.

jaytea

what the fuck is this garbage? 5 years? who the fuck would care if their elastomania replay file is made public 5 years after its submission? just on the off chance that there exists a current or former unreleased wr holder who thinks people actually care about their accomplishment, let alone care e...

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i don't see what there is to laugh about. having a mind as cripplingly feeble as Memphis' is no laughing matter. as i was reading the start of this discussion, i hoped that i would read on to find out Pab had been exposed as a cheater. as i continued and checked the replay for myself, it became quit...

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hev archives?

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this poll is fucking ridiculous and you're all morons for commenting on it

i AM the greatest and everybody knows this of me. 1000 polls could go by and nothing would change. this is set in stone

jaytea

oh

my

god

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zaraptor might also be using shit styles, probably just did better ride

jaytea

That's right. I do the gay. With other men.

jaytea

i hereby nominate myself for every category

jaytea

oh what a shame, now this means we'll never get to see eol! whereas before there was only a slim possibility of seeing it i for one don't care, belma provides all the functionality i need. some anti-cheat patch (moderately sophisticated encryption would suffice, i find it disgraceful this wasn't imp...

jaytea

Raven wrote:willbeback if eol comes someday

well raven it was nice knowing you, have good lief

jaytea

i'm thinking of starting a new team and am looking for prospective members. requirements:

- must either be me or a person who is me
- must be the best player in the world
- must be fucking skilled at elma
- must be overly charismatic
- must be an absolute elma legend

jaytea

back in late '06 when i had not yet reached my full potential (this was just before my streak of winning every cup i entered and just after winning battler of the month for many consecutive months) i decided 46tt was not a good enough representation of my incredible skill. i went through each intern...

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i'd just like to remind igge what a fucking gaylord he is. igge, you're a fucking gaylord

jaytea

GIVE ME LUTHER'S FRUIT IN THE DEN

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why is jappe2 not funny anymore? i was just sitting here masturbating and trying to show sierra some jappe2 posts, searched for his nick on Search and there was absolutely nothing funny on the first results page. nothing. no rape jokes, no nigger references, nothing. why? why has this happened? just...

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i knew you could do it thunder. how much faster did you reach bounce than stini?

jaytea

everyone here either tries too hard or simply isn't funny. noone else has the perfect mixture of impressive qualities

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sure i havent posted as much as the other fucks but i am the greatest ever. i'm the absolute best, most original and humble user this community has ever seen

jaytea

do zweq style and take wr FFS GO

jaytea

Crazy wrote:
jaytea wrote:thanks

more attention please?
tbh - if you guys don't manage 17.6x I'll have to do comeback.
It's like having something just out of the corner of the eye - really annoying.
Still first WR \o/

hoooh the man himself

no dude i forbid you to use your own style to take wr (wink)!@

jaytea

thanks

more attention please?

jaytea

isn't my wr just amazing

jaytea

jesus i'm good

but yah i think px got JayTea from the name in my e-mail

jaytea

lal, legend. Tua does the same thing, i believe he's been playing elma on the job for the past 9 or so years

jaytea

could people please stop bumping this topic with bad times that noone but themselves care about? please?

jaytea

Hoyled enigma 8 hour without break tonight, at work :) 00:19:38 Thunder 00:19:55 Thunder 00:19:58 Thunder 00:19:71 Thunder 00:19:76 Thunder 00:19:82 Thunder 00:19:88 Thunder 00:19:93 Thunder 00:19:97 Thunder 00:20:00 Thunder when i read that you wanted to hoyl for enigma wr, you had some 20.xx at t...

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I had a great deal of luck on saturday(actually luckiest elma moment ever) 3 tries of enigma -> 19.33 2 tries of tricks -> 42.85 there's less than 2 mins between the modified date of the recs then i made fruit 58.1x and some other secret times, tt 36:10:4x i think najs, i guess you do bowling final...

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the ones i hoyl regularly, several timz a week, are squash, bodybuilding and table football (cant really call it sport, but i treat it like one) tennis couple of timz a month. i do liek soccer, softball, basketball, volleyball but hardly ever play those and not really pro, just know the games and li...

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probably extra volt at start

i did 11.9x with teh, switched styles and then did ez 11.59

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DaFred wrote:isn't it tors rec? I have exactely the same rec with a 'T' instead of an 'x'...

T is for Tomas

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real time records update or (maybe better since it's original) weekly updates. automatic weekly updates could be arranged

automatic kingslist submission and update

it's about time these things got automated

jaytea

I honestly don't think anyone can beat the current Enigma wr lol...the rec is buggy enough as it is imho, they prob won't accept anything better than that :? talli got 19.12 with a bounce that's only slightly more buggy than Stini's. px didn't accept it which begs the question.. where do you draw t...

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jesus, i found that style at left wall before but didnt think anyone used it so when i saw that time i thought "ok lets just watch the rec and beat it" but zomg that is one clean rec

jaytea

just so someone can possibly look back in the future and laugh, i don't think we'll ever see 34.xx. 35.1x seems a fair guess, let's say 35.18.34 in 3 years

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because they act continuously as they're held down?

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damn. what timeS?

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Madness wrote:Turnaround - 37,94

christ man dont scare me like that. i thought you improved tp again

how's tp going btw, any more success?

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hey ribot

FAK YOOOOO

jaytea

not sure if this was added but how about adding Brake to the list of volts/alo/touch ground etc.

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cute

i've come across all of those, except the torus one, in classes and seen some proofs and i find them quite fascinating. but i'm not a fundie mathematician, i fucking hate it after studying it for so many years

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yes pleas,e anyone

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NICE WRS

WTF MADNESS :O:O

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Dynamo wrote:Sick stuff mila

OLP02 - Spice Paradise: 26,12

Beats York's current WR time..has anyone else beaten it?

ye but i only have 26.27, was a first finish years ago from when i told myself i was going to take all OLP records and stopped at lvl5

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