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by sierra
10 Dec 2007, 20:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Aliens
Replies: 75
Views: 14497

... Btw what zamppe said is totally right. Scientists estimate there are about 1 billion billion (1 * 10^18) planets in the Universe. Richard Dawkins, in his book, conservatively estimates that the chances of a planet being able to host life are a billion to 1... I'd like to hear their motivation, ...
by sierra
10 Dec 2007, 17:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Aliens
Replies: 75
Views: 14497

The whole idea of teleporting doesn't make any sense in present scientific contexts. If we're approaching this question from a rational perspective, this science fiction speculation has no place here. Btw what zamppe said is totally right. Scientists estimate there are about 1 billion billion (1 * 1...
by sierra
7 Dec 2007, 19:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Aliens
Replies: 75
Views: 14497

Could exist, but definitely have not visited Earth. Do you guys not realize that to get even to the nearest star in our galaxy takes several light years, by which time any living being would be long dead. By the way, Earth isn't as insignificant as you might at first think. Yes, there are loads of s...
by sierra
3 Dec 2007, 23:58
Forum: New versions
Topic: BELMA - Battle Elasto Mania
Replies: 954
Views: 329497

8-ball wrote:127 apples levs :o~
by sierra
1 Dec 2007, 20:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: TV Theme Songs World Cup
Replies: 88
Views: 13988

Inspector Gadget
Family Guy
Beverly Hills 90210
Batman (1966 version)
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Simpsons
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
South Park
Friends
Knight Rider
Baywatch
by sierra
1 Dec 2007, 15:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How is your nick pronounced?
Replies: 210
Views: 41794

I decided to make a sound file of me pronouncing the nicks of a bunch of people: http://www.home.no/sveinrune/nicks.mp3 text: http://www.home.no/sveinrune/nickname.txt I don't usually pronounce these out load though, most of them I've never said out load before in my life, so dunno if it came out e...
by sierra
1 Dec 2007, 14:26
Forum: Advertising
Topic: 1hour TT battle
Replies: 227
Views: 87736

Funny, I was thinking about this the other day. I remember few years ago Zweq got 48, I also heard some rumour he got 42. 46 sounds fucking good still.
by sierra
26 Nov 2007, 15:13
Forum: General
Topic: Wich styles you just dont GET?
Replies: 508
Views: 130858

Zig-Zag, how to get bottom apple with conventional ~1:06 styles? Tried everything but not got once ;F
by sierra
23 Nov 2007, 00:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: How Fast can you Type the Alphabet? (updated with good link)
Replies: 102
Views: 23172

played for 5 mins and got 3:8x, I type with one finger per hand so I guess I'm at a natural disadvantage :S could probably get 3:low but, I invoke the million dollar question:

WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!??!?!
by sierra
23 Nov 2007, 00:32
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma 2.0 BETA
Replies: 34
Views: 9196

Fucking awesome program, I've switched to using this exclusively now. Such a stunning improvement from Elma 1.2, really worth all the years waiting. I don't know what all these old-fashioned cronies are whining about, this is the future.
by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 20:20
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2645455

5 mins tunnel terror - 59,86
by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 16:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The useless Sofware/Hardware thread
Replies: 52
Views: 9516

Re: The useless Sofware/Hardware thread

tijsjoris wrote:Have you run into some dipshit software which you want to share with us? This thread is just about that.
So then why is this in "Non-Elma related discussion"??
by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 16:35
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Poll makers = smart, Poll responders = stupid.
Replies: 7
Views: 2220

Poll makers = smart, Poll responders = stupid.

by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 14:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Let's celebrate my birthday
Replies: 16
Views: 3746

sierra wrote:I hope your birthday sucked you fucking spineless whore.
Hey what the fuck man? That ain't cool. Hope your birthday was cool dz :beer:
by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 14:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Let's celebrate my birthday
Replies: 16
Views: 3746

I hope your birthday sucked you fucking spineless whore.
by sierra
17 Nov 2007, 13:12
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 26842

MJXII wrote:There has never been any danger of you being UK#1. If zaraptor wasn't there I would have sent in my times more often to keep you from being the best :wink:

You Will Never Be The Best :D
HAHA FUCK YOU MJXII!
by sierra
14 Nov 2007, 00:59
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2007
Replies: 238
Views: 542490

I don't even know what an Elma is nowadays but I'll try my best - Internalist - Zweq - Externalist - fuck knows, I'll say jaytea. - Battler - probably jaytea as well - Rookie - Don't care, probably none of them are as good as me. - Designer - Not been aware of any new levs. - Team - Since it can't b...
by sierra
7 Nov 2007, 02:20
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Paprika records
Replies: 187
Views: 75634

Infrequent updates are what make the Moposite successful. And I mean that in the longevity sense as much as the financial. Nobody in the Moposite team has ever for one second asserted that there is any democratic element to the operation (best example: SveinR doctoring KOM polls at his discretion), ...
by sierra
6 Nov 2007, 01:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Photoshop Contest
Replies: 75
Views: 17244

Nice zwor ;o
by sierra
6 Nov 2007, 01:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Do You Like Phil Collins?
Replies: 4
Views: 1276

Do You Like Phil Collins?

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I didn't really understand any of their work, though on their last album of the 1970s, the concept-laden And Then There Were Three (a reference to band member Peter Gabriel, who left the group to start a lame s...
by sierra
19 Oct 2007, 01:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Unbane Tijsjoris?
Replies: 23
Views: 4504

Why would we undo the best thing that's ever happened to the scene? We have been waiting over four years for this moment to come.
by sierra
9 Oct 2007, 03:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: ...got married
Replies: 51
Views: 10111

OtorK wrote:got married two weeks ago...
So sorry to hear that bro. Keep your head up, stay strong, and I'll buy you a beer when the divorce gets finalised. Love you man.
by sierra
9 Oct 2007, 02:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2645455

Raven :*

lab 55:85
by sierra
6 Oct 2007, 06:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What do you study or will study?
Replies: 59
Views: 11035

Brag Brag Brag "I study [made-up subject] and I will be making [highly exaggerated sum of money] soon." Face it, you're all complete fuck-ups. You live off the extortionate tax revenues from the two or three people who actually did something with their crappy lives like Mika Hakkinen and B...
by sierra
5 Oct 2007, 05:33
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1148804

weird bounce...
by sierra
5 Oct 2007, 01:20
Forum: General
Topic: I can't pass internal level 8
Replies: 10
Views: 3097

Well son, I think the easiest solution to this conundrum is to shoot yourself.
by sierra
5 Oct 2007, 01:16
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2645455

nice shit prodigy

5mins lab: 57:90 -> 56:43
by sierra
3 Oct 2007, 02:51
Forum: General
Topic: nostalgia
Replies: 16
Views: 4483

I miss the days when people weren't sad enough to make posts about how much they miss a fucking computer game community.

And those days when 54:5x would get you into the Ramp Frenzy top 10 ;-(
by sierra
23 Jul 2007, 01:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: A Serpent's Tale
Replies: 14
Views: 3065

A Serpent's Tale

One particularly rainy evening in Rome not many moons ago, Pope Benedict XVI was shown the Labyrinth Pro world record replay by an eager and excitable young choir boy by the name of Charles. A keen user of internet chat rooms already, the Pope was doggedly determined to excel at a computer game, so ...
by sierra
19 Jul 2007, 23:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: new movie
Replies: 18
Views: 4418

Nice replays my good man, worth watching at least twice.
by sierra
18 Jul 2007, 15:52
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Pipo level pack
Replies: 88
Views: 21279

I'll get a record or two
by sierra
18 Jul 2007, 15:49
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Done (fairly) Quick v2 help needed
Replies: 228
Views: 54826

This is presumably going to be one of the best soundtracks ever to accompany a motion picture
by sierra
18 Jul 2007, 15:32
Forum: General
Topic: should more than one person update the wr table?
Replies: 44
Views: 8752

jaytea, it comforts me to confirm that your stupidity knows no bounds. Yes, the Elma scene may be ministered by gerontocratic Philistines, but such is the root of its romance. The art of a Bohemian, with all its appeal to the fresh-minded and forward-thinking, is far too libertarian to be tangible i...
by sierra
18 Jul 2007, 15:19
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 6
Replies: 90
Views: 23063

Who honestly gives a fuck about Paprika? A charming man absorbs the colour of life; only a commoner takes notice of the details. An Elma World Cup is a glorious marvel, as rich as a rose's scent, and as apricot as a summer's eve. Far too marvellous a dining hall in which to banquet frequently, still...
by sierra
18 Jul 2007, 15:02
Forum: General
Topic: R.I.P. JAMES a.k.a. MopoJames
Replies: 41
Views: 11909

Jesus, I can't even bring myself to laugh this time. The guy was exactly a week older than me, and we spoke a few times about Bristol and MK. Went through a period of playing his levels a lot a few years ago, not very competitively just cruising when I should have been sleeping. Was it not he who ma...
by sierra
16 Jun 2007, 11:17
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: When will the WR TT be under 36?!
Replies: 171
Views: 53752

Zweq wrote:but from my experience ramp frenzy 50.30
LAL idiath =)
by sierra
16 Jun 2007, 11:13
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 970666

Totally sux times guys
by sierra
7 Jun 2007, 03:34
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2645455

5 mins Hang Tight - 25:48 (26:47)
by sierra
6 Jan 2007, 19:06
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New contest - Mäster Räcer!
Replies: 133
Views: 36157

lol had 18:75 in last lev. nice to see there's a pipe
by sierra
30 Dec 2006, 03:12
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Mopolauta Battle (MLB)
Replies: 253
Views: 52627

2:3x

coalz lev
by sierra
27 Dec 2006, 20:56
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 970666

grats Otork. John, good work but Curva was ez :P

axxu, pretty good achievement ;o
by sierra
20 Dec 2006, 22:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1148804

according to axxu, it's at least 2-3 seconds faster. t0ringe said he didn't know.
by sierra
20 Dec 2006, 20:30
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1148804

fucking hell Xiph nice... this is almost worth a debate. as you probably know t0r made this at FEM but that was in a training lev. when i asked him personally why he didn't make a finish on the real lev he said "it's far from easy". so unless t0r or someone else is keeping quiet, this must...
by sierra
20 Dec 2006, 01:49
Forum: General
Topic: I cheated
Replies: 91
Views: 22909

If you thought you were funny writing this, you're wrong. Everybody has written some "FuCk YoU aBuLa!!1144 LoOoOlZz" at some point in their life, and we're all pretty much over it. If you thought you were being witty and satirical, again you failed miserably. We barely even have to look ba...
by sierra
20 Dec 2006, 01:09
Forum: General
Topic: sex with dogs
Replies: 8
Views: 2968

This is officially the most stupid topic EVER created. EVER. Firstly, let's deal with the grammar. "Most important with regards to a style" is what you meant to say. Secondly, what the fuck do you mean "most important"?!? This is very vague. I could interpret this in so many ways...
by sierra
7 Dec 2006, 14:45
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1148804

I'm not saying I could do better, and grats respect etc etc to Xiphias for WR but that rec does NOT look like it should be a world record... you did the major parts fast fair enough but there's just no cohesive elegance or grace in the driving... t0r, John, Zweq, if you want a WR, look no further th...
by sierra
17 Nov 2006, 16:07
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: do you have a höyled top-10?
Replies: 1192
Views: 318143

I wouldn't normally take such an interest in trivia like this, but since you're all getting a bit cocky with your mathematics I thought I could contribute. I fitted a regression model to the top10 times that minimizes the residual sum of squares, and it came out to be the following: Y = 75.9773 + 0....
by sierra
17 Nov 2006, 02:12
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New contest - Mäster Räcer!
Replies: 133
Views: 36157

sent in a fuckup rec. if no one gets 25 i'm gonna irllol
by sierra
16 Nov 2006, 17:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New contest - Mäster Räcer!
Replies: 133
Views: 36157

27:87 after 5 mins. would have been cool to hoyl thiz ;F
by sierra
12 Nov 2006, 15:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1148804

its my first and only finish btw thx guys =) if that's your first finish.. i'd like to see a really hoyled finish.. your rec is simply awesome^^ hoyled rec would be like BEST REC EVER in elma history =P i think that lev is way too difficult to hoyl :S he's probably been playing it for a long time, ...

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