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by sierra
25 Feb 2008, 02:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the pornstar
Replies: 134
Views: 31107

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dicks removed - axxu
by sierra
25 Feb 2008, 02:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 828940

Simon
by sierra
24 Feb 2008, 16:10
Forum: General
Topic: I declare this board
Replies: 29
Views: 7740

Image
by sierra
23 Feb 2008, 21:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Stereotype the user above
Replies: 98
Views: 20708

- Doesn't make any decision without first conducting a rigorous cost-benefit analysis to evaluate the optimal course of action - Prides himself on saying no more than two sentences per day - Is opposed to any stance or viewpoint that doesn't explicitly represent the middle ground - Thinks no rate of...
by sierra
23 Feb 2008, 21:10
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Nick related discussion
Replies: 14
Views: 3210

Change your name to Zweq, ez WRs
by sierra
23 Feb 2008, 21:04
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: How many WRS would you've had on table 200
Replies: 50
Views: 14082

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by sierra
23 Feb 2008, 20:58
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Headbanger pipe (head first :P) replay n rant
Replies: 25
Views: 8748

Sprocket wrote:Nice!

Who wants to be the first to do Bowling head first?
Me
by sierra
23 Feb 2008, 20:53
Forum: General
Topic: I declare this board
Replies: 29
Views: 7740

Whether or not the scene is 'dead', whatever that means, it is certain that the Golden Era has passed. I think BarTek's 'life support' analogy is very appropriate; the supporting mechanism being only the fond memories of how it used to be, and a vague hope that it will somehow all happen again. At Z...
by sierra
16 Feb 2008, 20:57
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2652092

Lukazz wrote:
Kowal wrote:nice Lukazz :wink: but don't beat me :P
dunno what's your time, but...

Zig Zag: 1.00.74
Nice time man, rec?
by sierra
16 Feb 2008, 03:50
Forum: General
Topic: *For Attention Of: 39mins Club Members*
Replies: 1
Views: 1236

*For Attention Of: 39mins Club Members*

http://up.k10x.net/hmfnjaajerhls/ratpackelma.JPG Who's attending the club soirée tomorrow night? I missed the gossip last week so I'll be there; probably around 9, 9:30. BarTek says he'll bring the Remy Martin, I've ordered a case of Dom Perignon and I understand Karlis has acquired some limited e...
by sierra
14 Feb 2008, 13:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Stereotype the user above
Replies: 98
Views: 20708

Wears very skinny jeans, indulges in chronic snus usage, speaks better English than 90% of English people and has a beautiful blonde, blue-eyed girlfriend with very large breasts.
by sierra
14 Feb 2008, 00:32
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 786
Views: 291065

met: jaytea, milagros, Fluff

phone: jaytea, Luther, BarTek, milagros, Fluff
by sierra
12 Feb 2008, 02:23
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Headbanger pipe (head first :P) replay n rant
Replies: 25
Views: 8748

This is fantastic news. A tale of optimism, courage, nostalgia, grit, legacy, destiny, ambition, grit and genius. It restores in one a sense that there is some good left in the world, and that it's not too late to better oneself.

Truly moving.
by sierra
9 Feb 2008, 02:19
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: This advice will make you drive faster - fact.
Replies: 28
Views: 7310

But elma only measures with a precision of 0,001 seconds, right? That's what the exact.exe program gets times out of recs with anyway. This, also, wouldn't matter. There must still be a threshold length of time beyond which 0,001 becomes 0,002. Therefore, in theory, one could turn a 0,0020000002 in...
by sierra
9 Feb 2008, 02:10
Forum: General
Topic: Abula
Replies: 3
Views: 1642

Abula

Do you still have those videos of meeting with Zweq and mr, etc? And you and terb0 meeting Jeppe? Are all these videos online at any secret FM website?
by sierra
9 Feb 2008, 00:54
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: This advice will make you drive faster - fact.
Replies: 28
Views: 7310

So, if elma was actually more accurate than it is now, we would benefit significantly from this increase per enclosing centimetre. Because now, this 0.00000000003 of a second won't do much for your 14.00 warm up time besides theoretically making it 0.00000000003×(amount of centimetres you're close...
by sierra
8 Feb 2008, 18:57
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: This advice will make you drive faster - fact.
Replies: 28
Views: 7310

i don't think this really saves time. doesn't the eyeball have some 'refresh rate' at which it sends images to the brain.. i think the delay is significantly less than the time save you quoted sierra. im sorry but months of research is down the ass as they say Of course I thought about this. But it...
by sierra
8 Feb 2008, 00:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what do you hate about the user above you
Replies: 669
Views: 108615

who, jaytea? i already said what i hate about him.
by sierra
7 Feb 2008, 23:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what do you hate about the user above you
Replies: 669
Views: 108615

I hate the way jaytea calls me HoneyBum.
by sierra
7 Feb 2008, 13:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Seriously, ban me!
Replies: 4
Views: 1205

Seriously, ban me!

I don't have the discipline to stop myself coming here every day. But every time I do, a small part of me dies as all the grandeur of the Elma scene decays and is replaced by an intangible blur of pictures of kittens and exclamation marks being replaced with integers. Please, I'm begging you quite s...
by sierra
7 Feb 2008, 13:28
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Xratio
Replies: 28
Views: 17481

I want to sodomize Xratio with an AIDS-infected needle. Savagely. Then I want to don a raincoat and jovially plough an axe through AKB's forehead whilst listening to Huey Lewis & The News. Then, to quell the remainder of my bloodlust, I would quite like to slowly lower sla into a cauldron of liq...
by sierra
7 Feb 2008, 02:32
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2652092

30 secs ZZ - 1:05,10 (ANp start)
by sierra
6 Feb 2008, 23:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: SveinR, who was ELMA PRO?
Replies: 16
Views: 3076

SveinR wrote:I don't know. He used two main IPs, none of which have been used by any other users. It's clear he was an Australian though (or at least lived in Australia for nearly a year); all of his posts are from aussie IPs.
AKB
by sierra
6 Feb 2008, 11:05
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: Molestable
Replies: 4
Views: 1910

"Molestable" is presently, as I hope it shall remain, a slang word, excluded from any dictionaries of integrity. As well as the word's general ugliness (adding "-able" to a verb to create an adjective is a sure way to create an uninteresting word), it is simply unnecessary as far...
by sierra
6 Feb 2008, 10:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 974069

h0h yeah nice, good to get rid of this Cap idiath. Max big improvement also mila
by sierra
2 Feb 2008, 03:23
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: This advice will make you drive faster - fact.
Replies: 28
Views: 7310

This advice will make you drive faster - fact.

Want to know the best kept secret of Elma pros? To drive quicker times, just move your eyes closer to the screen. For every additional centimetre you move closer to the screen, the light emitted will reach your eyes 0.00000000003 seconds sooner!* This advantage clearly adds up once you start moving ...
by sierra
2 Feb 2008, 01:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Rate the song above
Replies: 1040
Views: 187518

Very nice. 7/10

This one goes out to AKB - http://youtube.com/watch?v=7dKuoRkgc_U
by sierra
1 Feb 2008, 22:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2652092

Ramzi wrote:Sum new internal times :)

Apple Harvest - 1.26.94
Tricks Abound - 44.00
What the Heck - 38.87
Hehe - 58.20
Quick Round - 37.67
Tunnel Terror - 56.95
Zig Zag - 1.01.28
Czesc, nice times, though I'm afraid [OMG] has your Tricks time pwned
by sierra
31 Jan 2008, 02:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 828940

Always wanted to be called Kurt Cobain when I was younger. Now I would quite like to be called Markku, maybe Markku Raikkonen.
by sierra
28 Jan 2008, 13:33
Forum: Problems
Topic: "Maybe writeprotected files 1!" error
Replies: 11
Views: 3655

your rec folder (or parent folder/s) are read only. right click the folders and disable the read only option Hmm. You're right, but it doesn't seem to be that simple. I right-click 'Elma' folder, un-check the 'Read Only' box, 'Apply to this folder and all sub-folders', then afterwards I right-click...
by sierra
28 Jan 2008, 03:40
Forum: Problems
Topic: "Maybe writeprotected files 1!" error
Replies: 11
Views: 3655

Re: "Maybe writeprotected files 1!" error

Just drove a PR on Zig Zag and when I touched the flower, this came up: Any advice, preferrably not from AKB, Scruffy the janitor or Igge? Oh no man what a bad feeling doing a pr and later that error. My advice: If you will post here, try to make some laugh at readers. Select all elma files, right ...
by sierra
28 Jan 2008, 03:18
Forum: Problems
Topic: "Maybe writeprotected files 1!" error
Replies: 11
Views: 3655

"Maybe writeprotected files 1!" error

Just drove a PR on Zig Zag and when I touched the flower, this came up: Maybe writeprotected files 1! Never seen or even heard of this error before. Obviously I am quite annoyed that I now have to beat my time again, and even scared that the error will happen again. Any advice, preferrably not from ...
by sierra
27 Jan 2008, 21:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 828940

i was never good at converting how close can you get when attempting to sucking your own erect penis? I can get within 0.00km that's for sure. If you could add any number of centimetres of length to your penis, how many would you choose? Bear in mind that there are diminishing marginal returns to a...
by sierra
27 Jan 2008, 16:53
Forum: Advertising
Topic: The PYTON Pipes
Replies: 11
Views: 2788

CMc wrote:Still waiting for some more pipes. I've probably played every pipe out there now and I'm in tears atm. SIERRA WTF!!! :evil:
If it wasn't already common knowledge I may as well state for the record that I am on a hiatus of indefinite length from Elma, playing or levmaking.
by sierra
27 Jan 2008, 16:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 828940

Do they count?
by sierra
27 Jan 2008, 12:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Rate the song above
Replies: 1040
Views: 187518

Yes, your remarkably far-sighted perception has yet again struck the nail on its head; my intelligence is indeed the limiting factor in this discourse. The depth, subtlety and myriad complexity of your wit is quite simply incomprehensible to a simpleton such as myself, and I shall tragically live th...
by sierra
26 Jan 2008, 20:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Rate the song above
Replies: 1040
Views: 187518

Mawane wrote:Is someone is dead? lol
Yes, Heath Ledger. It's not appropriate to say "lol" about it though, you insensitive glappkäft.
by sierra
25 Jan 2008, 22:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Mirrorballs
Replies: 3
Views: 1324

What's the difference between Scruffy the janitor and Heath Ledger? Scruffy the janitor is the person who created this topic, Heath Ledger is dead.
by sierra
25 Jan 2008, 09:53
Forum: General
Topic: Elma II
Replies: 17
Views: 4351

A.K.B. wrote:Go away jt you spammer, you're not funny in any conceivable way.
I see that joke went down like Heath Ledger's heart rate with you, eh?
by sierra
24 Jan 2008, 11:14
Forum: General
Topic: Elma II
Replies: 17
Views: 4351

Wow, this is a turning point in Elma's history. Over the years we've seen hundreds of players requesting a new version of Elma 2, and of course, since they were mainly insignificant and fairly unskilled "noobs", nobody has paid them any attention. But when the great UMIZ, that infamous and...
by sierra
24 Jan 2008, 10:39
Forum: General
Topic: Elma quiz
Replies: 163
Views: 41644

3. Does all polygons in Apple Harvest have an apple on them? 7. Who has improved the Enduro WR most times, Jeppe or Jokke? 9. Who was the first to finish Zig Zag in under a minute? 10. Where does StIkKyBeAr come from? The rest were all horribly wrong. Btw I think you should make it clear you're talk...
by sierra
23 Jan 2008, 23:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Can You?
Replies: 27
Views: 4630

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQMfGm8H9Lc an architect, doctor, maybe a matress Uhh, I listened to that part a few times over and it's quite clear that he says "actress". Most people don't aspire to become mattresses in the same way they do architects or doctors, so it was quite odd that you...
by sierra
23 Jan 2008, 23:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Gambling skills topic
Replies: 47
Views: 7243

Sierra, the doctor diagnosed that I'm terminally ill. If I die in six months, what's money worth then next year? Prize B is always worth more, regardless of how much one may have received of it at any given point in time. Your argument is like preferring to win a $10 lottery prize tomorrow over a $...
by sierra
23 Jan 2008, 23:39
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 974069

sux style, ive tried it year ago and couldnt even do the uphill and I dont believe you have either until you prove it with a succesful rec. 2nd point making it sux is the impsy 3rd apple, but that's not all, the style is slow Here are the two recs Anpdad released, makes the uphill in both: http://u...
by sierra
23 Jan 2008, 09:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Can You?
Replies: 27
Views: 4630

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQMfGm8H9Lc
by sierra
23 Jan 2008, 09:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Gambling skills topic
Replies: 47
Views: 7243

tijsjoris wrote:Still I'd stick with option A.
You're a dumbass then!
by sierra
22 Jan 2008, 23:54
Forum: General
Topic: Leaving
Replies: 16
Views: 3865

This is like when someone raises their fist at you and tells you over and over again that they're going to hit you. If you're going to do it then do it, why make such a song and dance about it?
by sierra
22 Jan 2008, 11:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Gambling skills topic
Replies: 47
Views: 7243

Lev 02 - Flat Track: As the winner of a competition, I offer you one of three prizes - a) $100,000 now b) $19,000 for each of the next 10 years c) $6,500 next year and increasing thereafter by 5% a year forever The interest rate is 12%. Which prize should you take? Might as well provide the solutio...
by sierra
22 Jan 2008, 10:57
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 974069

Memphis. not faster. I tried all compinations... its kinda equal to normal uphill. Maybe 59 possible wityh hoyl If you look at 33stylor.rec by Anpdad (which I'm pretty sure you have as I saw you commenting on it at the time), he reaches midbounce section at 32:xx, whereas in your 33mopo you reach a...
by sierra
22 Jan 2008, 10:47
Forum: General
Topic: Style-Wiki?
Replies: 21
Views: 4268

The only realistic way you'll ever get this project anywhere is, in my opinion, by holding some kind of IRC-based interview/discussion. For example: <Abula> Welcome guys, gosh darn it's good to be here with Zweq, John, axxu and Lukazz. Now, Zweq, let's start with Lab Pro, what really is the secret t...

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