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by Ky.Jelly
10 Jan 2011, 12:10
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

blowjobs once a day will change the way you think
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jan 2011, 12:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: wikileaks
Replies: 6
Views: 1423

Re: wikileaks

grats on the uban btw, i just read that tropic, post your links please
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jan 2011, 12:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 263220

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

aren't you banned?

o you are actually banned, my bad :p
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jan 2011, 12:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: wikileaks
Replies: 6
Views: 1423

Re: wikileaks

i think julian asange is actually cysbe, however, it made our previous government look like dorks so vote yes
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jan 2011, 12:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: You Laugh You Lose
Replies: 653
Views: 123860

Re: You Laugh You Lose

o really, maybe too much utube for you?
i however after all these years have finally got into utube
yes, it rocks
by Ky.Jelly
15 Nov 2010, 16:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

hot weather and sleeping is not fantastic, fan's are too load, i always find that sleeping in your bed reverse always helps
by Ky.Jelly
15 Nov 2010, 06:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Formula 1 2014!
Replies: 449
Views: 77291

Re: Formula 1 2010

super pro season for f1, now just bring back refueling :P
by Ky.Jelly
12 Nov 2010, 03:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

yea, fucking took me almost that long to remember my pw

guiness will NOT make you fat :p
by Ky.Jelly
12 Nov 2010, 03:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: how big is your
Replies: 133
Views: 37197

Re: how big is your

firstly id like to thanks waffles :p 782Gb of mp3's, 196Gb of FLAC
id also like to thank foobar2000 for not being shit
by Ky.Jelly
10 Nov 2010, 03:21
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

the more you go down you your gf, the more she will go down on you
by Ky.Jelly
10 Nov 2010, 03:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What have you learned today ?
Replies: 260
Views: 45563

Re: What have you learned today ?

jandals and cycling and trying to beat traffic, do NOT mix
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: LoLs stories from your work!
Replies: 9
Views: 2279

Re: LoLs stories from your work!

i work in a casino, the story factor, is huge, perhaps ill tell one onedae, but skint0r might nat approve, stop fucking womans okay?
and my irc wont work
and your never there
and i love you
i like long hair
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What computer games you're playing?
Replies: 647
Views: 169451

Re: What computer games you're playing?

Eve Online
they say Eve lifes only begins with 2 accounts, i must say i agree, fucking winningest game
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: #ranks
Replies: 36
Views: 11040

Re: #ranks

this got gay as soon as people started having alarms go off when the ranks guy said anything, welcome to lame game cheatsville
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Latest thing you have bought
Replies: 666
Views: 199166

Re: Latest thing you have bought

new bicycle,
fucking uber love going fast, only had mountain bikes before, road bikes are super sick, rollin' rollin'
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Recently I've been listening to ...
Replies: 205
Views: 69401

Re: Recently I've been listening to ...

Jimi Hendrix, over and over and over again, its totally got me atm, got a sweet Robert Plant and Jimmy Page live cassette for the car, (no cd and shit radio) they have some mean good jams :P
by Ky.Jelly
9 Nov 2010, 17:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
Replies: 677
Views: 176116

Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here

last weekend 1 year yo, lived together in tiny arse place for 6 months, mad hot sex, long may it continue
by Ky.Jelly
2 Jan 2010, 07:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Happy New Year!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 8804

Re: Happy New Year!!!

o yea, party yea party,
by Ky.Jelly
18 Sep 2009, 04:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: AUS v NZ
Replies: 114
Views: 16937

Re: AUS v NZ

lol wow, what a thread this was :P
by Ky.Jelly
18 Sep 2009, 04:45
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 389249

Re: #across quotes

[15:04:38] * Bismuth (Bismuth@199.202.79.177) has joined #across [15:05:01] <Bismuth> by the way, why are there two IRC channels, across and battle? [15:09:07] <Jappe2> #battle was for battles before belma [15:17:56] <Bismuth> ya and across is like for mongo talking [15:20:00] <Jappe2> mabe [15:20:...
by Ky.Jelly
5 Aug 2009, 02:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What have you learned today ?
Replies: 260
Views: 45563

Re: What have you learned today ?

try to pay your fines on time, it fucks you off even more when its a day late and costs you another $30
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:21
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Drinking beer out of a bottle
Replies: 26
Views: 4734

Re: Drinking beer out of a bottle

Learn to drink nab, you're not supposed to put the whole opening of the bottle into your mouth. It looks stupid too. Put upper lip in front of the bottle mouth, then you can have the whole bottle upside down and still air goes in. Learn from your brother, he's obviously the smart one in the family!...
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 263220

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

im sure at some point Abula or SveinR will trash this topic, but till then, gets me one step closer to 4444
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:16
Forum: General
Topic: the most memorable ppl in the scene
Replies: 12
Views: 2907

Re: the most memorable ppl in the scene

sorry ribot, love your work 90% of the time, but..
what a useless thread, honestly, you of all people should be above such a penis size contest, wtf man, you selling out finally?
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:13
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Money gathering campaign for Moposite
Replies: 48
Views: 24166

Re: Money gathering campaign for Moposite

yea, and a shitload of mine :P
nice bump btw :p
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: My niece
Replies: 16
Views: 3080

Re: My niece

wtf guys, seriously, here you are slagging off new life and the fact that people are so buzzed about it that they want to share it with the world.
i know its not yours man, but cool, new life is the future, love it :P
by Ky.Jelly
1 Aug 2009, 19:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

i dont give a fuck what people tell you, you only live once, do drugs and drink, you aint going to regret it when your dead
by Ky.Jelly
18 Jul 2009, 03:17
Forum: General
Topic: Mopolauta Quotes
Replies: 318
Views: 83624

Re: Mopolauta Quotes

sorry teajay, but this was gold
teajay wrote: The current timespan in itself I'd call a miracle. Silly game and all.
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2009, 07:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

Larry's in room 232 at the hospital. Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'. Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been? 'Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. ''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ''I got a hundred d...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2009, 03:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 263220

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

o how true that is, bit suprised though, seems this place has been quieter than i thought
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2009, 03:48
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

no one ever felt sad making other people happy, so make someone else happy to cheer yourself up ;P
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:44
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of June 2009
Replies: 40
Views: 9529

Re: Kuski of June 2009

can i get nominated next june, its my bday month :P
btw congrats :P
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:43
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Mopolauta with phpBB3
Replies: 139
Views: 54560

Re: Mopolauta with phpBB3

yo, been checking it out for like an hour and so far i think its awesome. i use a few other boards that are very similar but this one seems to flow just a little better. so 10x from me :P btw, there is no way you need to hold 150 pm on lauta, you have 150 pm's you just cant delete? and if they are t...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: will you miss ribot?
Replies: 49
Views: 10174

Re: will you miss ribot?

I'm just glad teh cysbe is back and filling #across with his jamble on a regular basis, gives me a good reason to always run irc
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272167

Re: Tip of the Day

So today we were at the favourite actually a little too expensive because they dare to ask 2.30e for a beer café to celebrate the fucked up exam earlier today, and I gave a huge tip; 0.00 And then when we wanted to leave, a beerbus stopped and served cold beer FREE.\ So that's my tip of the day. aw...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids Came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to ma...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

This Maori fulla is walking up the beach with a couple of live crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by an Inspector from the Ministry of Agriculture & Fisheries (MAF). He says to the Maori fulla "Hey, it looks like you caught a couple of undersize crayfish". The Maori fulla says &qu...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would ye let me bite yer breasts for £100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Woul...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but.... 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the ...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104347

Re: Humour of the Day

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll arou...
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die
Replies: 22
Views: 4116

Re: The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die

yea, so sweet this album was awesome, some big big tunes on it
dont you just love it how The Prodigy never ever seem to suck :p
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 263220

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

3916 ö

Last visit was: 01 Sep 2008, 12:23:33
almost a year :P
by Ky.Jelly
16 Jul 2009, 04:09
Forum: General
Topic: Svein Rune
Replies: 6
Views: 1657

Re: Svein Rune

damn a Mr Rune appreciation thread, we should really have a few more of these.
love your work :P
by Ky.Jelly
7 Jul 2008, 04:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: MSN
Replies: 25
Views: 4395

Re: MSN

irc > msn

and dont post your email address in the thread, the hundred thousand forum trolling bots will find it and you will get sparm for ever
by Ky.Jelly
1 Jun 2008, 02:53
Forum: Feedback
Topic: New status for X
Replies: 1032
Views: 295935

Re: New status for X

zworqy wrote:AKB doesn't deserve a status :wink:
by Ky.Jelly
31 May 2008, 22:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Have you lost big in casino?
Replies: 47
Views: 8997

Re: Have you lost big in casino?

lol @ the guy that said he has never seen more than 22-24 red or black numbers in a row i deal roullette for a living, i have twice spun more than 30 consequtive black numbers, as yet never over 30 consecutive red numbers but hopefully one day i will get on a crazy run and if you win at a casino wd,...
by Ky.Jelly
31 May 2008, 21:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Your Uptime Record
Replies: 47
Views: 9682

Re: Your Uptime Record

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by Ky.Jelly
31 May 2008, 21:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Trackmania
Replies: 18
Views: 3347

Trackmania

Who is playing this awesome game? its a free download on steam if you havent got it yet. its totally addictive, some sweet tracks and its sweet to race people from all over the world btw i tried to find if there was topic about this already, couldnt find, maybe im noob, who knows :P o and i plays as...