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by J-sim
12 Sep 2008, 17:02
Forum: General
Topic: Online battles & endless number of pipe levels
Replies: 59
Views: 15850

Re: Online battles & endless number of pipe levels

i don't think that you actually have to leave elma. i just don't play battle levs when they come. either way the 'problem' actually hasn't been that big the last few weeks. and the general quality of levels has been really amazing the last few days. almost feels like 2005 era or sach. cheers to all ...
by J-sim
1 Sep 2008, 13:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: You Laugh You Lose
Replies: 653
Views: 123991

Re: You Laugh You Lose

I are laugh quitz a bunch :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the civil war hero paper, the stone and the fleshlight were the best ones.
by J-sim
1 Sep 2008, 03:08
Forum: New versions
Topic: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes
Replies: 609
Views: 198939

Re: Elma Online site: Plans, Ideas, Changes

KOPAKA RULES :beer:
by J-sim
1 Sep 2008, 02:16
Forum: General
Topic: Your Hoyl Station
Replies: 274
Views: 131338

Re: Your Hoyl Station

fuck that setup is nice Pawq. you fuckin' rule man! :mrgreen:
by J-sim
1 Sep 2008, 02:13
Forum: General
Topic: Online battles & endless number of pipe levels
Replies: 59
Views: 15850

Re: Online battles & endless number of pipe levels

BEST TOPIC EVER!!!111 :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
<3<3<3 dz

YES, it had to come to this. let's make this a bloody revolution. from now on no pipes whatsoever or die. 8) 8)
by J-sim
16 Aug 2008, 04:07
Forum: General
Topic: Are we nerds?...
Replies: 50
Views: 10210

Re: Are we nerds?...

my memory is too bad and i'm too stupid to be a real nerd. i sach whane though :cry:
by J-sim
22 Jun 2008, 06:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: UEFA EURO 2008
Replies: 79
Views: 13993

Re: UEFA EURO 2008

russia's team is so fuckin' cool i can't believe it. zhirkov, arshavin, kolodin, pavlyuchenko <3<3<3
the final will be germany - russia 2-3 ez
by J-sim
18 Jun 2008, 10:02
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: UEFA EURO 2008
Replies: 79
Views: 13993

Re: UEFA EURO 2008

seems like a funny joke, but i just don't get it.
by J-sim
18 Jun 2008, 06:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: UEFA EURO 2008
Replies: 79
Views: 13993

Re: UEFA EURO 2008

i won 1000kr on odds today. for tomorrow i played on a 1-0 romania win with mutu as the goalscorer. i've also played 50kr on both russia and croatia winning the whole thing. You know lnly one team can win the cup... right? well ehm i made 2 bets one for croatia winning worth 50kr and one for russia...
by J-sim
17 Jun 2008, 09:00
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: UEFA EURO 2008
Replies: 79
Views: 13993

Re: UEFA EURO 2008

i won 1000kr on odds today. for tomorrow i played on a 1-0 romania win with mutu as the goalscorer. i've also played 50kr on both russia and croatia winning the whole thing.
by J-sim
7 Jun 2008, 08:34
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Mopolauta with phpBB3
Replies: 139
Views: 54718

Re: Mopolauta with phpBB3

i hate hate hate hate that the little document logo that's orange in a post you haven't read has moved to the right side of the post. it's so amazingly stupid, i wonder what the guy that made that change was thinking. it's idiotic not to have it in the left side where you start reading a post. this ...
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

25. genesis
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

25. pink floyd too... some prog bulle atleast
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

2. hot chip
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:42
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

45. mike oldfield
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

24. m83
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

17. ennio morricone
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

pink floyd - money or shine on you crazy diamond.. wander
by J-sim
6 Jun 2008, 21:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

2. junior boys
8. the decemebrists - the perfect crime
15. pink floyd - (i'll be back..)
16. scorpions - rock you like a hurricane
20. kraftwerk - the model
33. visage - fade to grey
39. joy division - love will tear us apart
43. faith no more - easy
by J-sim
3 Jun 2008, 04:05
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

15 muse - supermassive black hole
34 b-52's - loveshack
by J-sim
30 May 2008, 12:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Addicted to drugs?
Replies: 50
Views: 9260

Re: Addicted to drugs?

cool mushroom. we should do drugs and play elma some time. i've been wanting to test out some more drugs for a long time but haven't gotten around to it. but things are looking good as my roommate might be able to hook us up with some acid and salvia divinorum is legal here so i'll go by some of tha...
by J-sim
30 May 2008, 12:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: UEFA EURO 2008
Replies: 79
Views: 13993

Re: UEFA EURO 2008

russia will win. kroatia will be a surprise too. spain won't flop this time. italy will though.
by J-sim
21 May 2008, 06:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: About school
Replies: 39
Views: 6117

Re: About school

you are putting a little more into graduating from high school than it can uphold. "real life" or whatever shouldn't start until you're 30 man, stay young!
by J-sim
21 May 2008, 06:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hot school girl friends
Replies: 75
Views: 10595

Re: Hot school girl friends

sorry to disapoint you but she is not actually redheaded, maybe it's hard to see in the picture and she's american...
by J-sim
20 May 2008, 05:51
Forum: General
Topic: Axxu lies to get replays and records!
Replies: 47
Views: 9301

Re: Axxu lies to get replays and records!

is 24 or 25 old? :cry:
by J-sim
20 May 2008, 05:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hot school girl friends
Replies: 75
Views: 10595

Re: Hot school girl friends

Image
by J-sim
20 May 2008, 05:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Now Thinking (NT)
Replies: 57
Views: 9879

Re: Now Thinking (NT)

NT: How did J-sim do with these lame jobs? i worked one and a half year for a cell phone / internet provider. it was hella lame and a waste of life. i got to surf the interweb and to irc though and earned some money. the harsh reality of things is that i need to get some lame job in a couple months...
by J-sim
19 May 2008, 08:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the movie
Replies: 409
Views: 58091

Re: Guess the movie

that film is sooooo funny. bunuel rules.
by J-sim
19 May 2008, 02:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Roskilde Festival 2006
Replies: 11
Views: 3093

Re: Roskilde Festival 2006

ye that's too bad. and since the weather was utter crap last year it's gonna be hella awesome this year, that's the way it always goes.
by J-sim
18 May 2008, 02:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Roskilde Festival 2006
Replies: 11
Views: 3093

Re: Roskilde Festival 2006

and this year? anyone going? hael0?
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 11:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

15 cranberries - i can't be with you
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 11:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

Jappe wrote:jsim is cheating, people telling him songs in across. BAN
how on earth can it be cheating, when i explicitly said i didn't want to get the answers. you're just too slow jappe. what a loser you are, CHEERS :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 11:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

so the opposition thought they got their chance, NO WAY!:
3 black sabbath - war pigs
4 mike oldfield - heaven's open
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 11:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

i've never wanted to win anything as much as this. i just don't think i have anymore in me now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :beer:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 11:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

7 burial - archangel

hahahahahaha you can just suck my dick kd, muahajaha :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 10:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

50 dire strates - money for nothing
what a fuckin joke of a band. but walk of life was my favourite song in the early 90's :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wink2: :blushes: :lmao: :beer:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 10:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

47 cocteau twins- lorelei
lolzlolz lozl i must've somehow skipped this first time 'round. this is one of my absolute favourite songs... it's friggin on the album that i have as my avatar. what a stupid avatar though i should get something better :beer:
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 10:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

maybe the venga boys one is 'we like to party'
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 09:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

7 nine inch nails?

i'l stop making random geusses now
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 09:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

5 the notwist? the killers?
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 09:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

2 sonic youth?
it's definitely something i should know, but i get the feeling i probably haven't heard the perticular song :(
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 09:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

i think you missed my geuss for 26 i edited it 26 explosions in the sky - your hand in mine 27 ac - fireworks 18 pixies - tame? (really a geuss, found out i dont have my pixies cds ripped, damnszzz, and havent heard them for like 5 years) 14 battles - atlas (of course. so fuckin crazily good song) m...
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 09:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
Replies: 677
Views: 176395

Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here

finally got over the girl yay. it took way too long. just reread sierra's post, it's unbelievable how much truth there's in it. but it's all so easy to see now, of course you can only go stronger out of it all. it's just horible it has to be so hard and take such a long time. good luck to everyone ...
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 03:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the movie
Replies: 409
Views: 58091

Re: Guess the movie

80 a clockwork orange
81 indiana jones: raiders of the lost arc

the first one looks ez too, just can't seem to figure it out.
edit: hmm it looks like some cool 80s teen movie like the breakfast club, but i don't think that's the one.
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 03:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Have you lost big in casino?
Replies: 47
Views: 9006

Re: Have you lost big in casino?

a month ago or so i won $250 on slot machines in las vegas. there's a saying about luck in games and something about love right?...
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 03:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The drinking culture of your country?
Replies: 17
Views: 3254

Re: The drinking culture of your country?

I'm still laughing from reading your post Abula. If anyone was to make stats over his drinking it surely would be you. I wonder what these stats consist of? Is it the amounts you drink and what you drink and posibly also the effect it has on you? Or maybe even the results of your drinking, like what...
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 03:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
Replies: 677
Views: 176395

Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here

finally got over the girl yay. it took way too long. just reread sierra's post, it's unbelievable how much truth there's in it. but it's all so easy to see now, of course you can only go stronger out of it all. it's just horible it has to be so hard and take such a long time. good luck to everyone o...
by J-sim
16 May 2008, 00:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Guess the Melody
Replies: 540
Views: 82180

Re: Guess the Melody

01 oasis
02 blonde redhead
03 earth
12 sex pistols
14 battles - tonto?
18 pixies
26 explosions in the sky
27 animal collective
36 my bloody valentine
38 band of horses - lrc

some of these are wrong. maybe i'll return with song names if orka
by J-sim
12 May 2008, 00:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Know your PC
Replies: 187
Views: 56526

sla wrote:why i play elma? here is the reason:

monitor 17''
128 ram
8 mb graphics card
hard disk 3 gb
hard disk 6 gb
OS windows me
processor 448 mhz
old keyboard for elma

if someone have worst pc than mine plz post here!
that's so cute <3<3<3
you'e cool sla
by J-sim
9 May 2008, 23:47
Forum: General
Topic: vsync/fps in battles
Replies: 11
Views: 3441

Permanent vsync on and no tweaking whatsoever FTW! lol that is just so stupid and archaic svein. you really need to try vsync off, it will make you so much better you have no idea. on this laptop i'm playing on these days i can't get vsync off because of vista and also the response on the keyboard ...