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- 24 Feb 2009, 01:21
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
we all know it would be good to see, but the scene would die. just to be clear, from the start i was interested in the publishing of recs, not of the tool itself. if dimkadimon wants to work on this for his school project, i really wouldn't mind. if he's intelligent enough to design such tool, he's...
- 24 Feb 2009, 00:04
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Banana Cup 4
- Replies: 115
- Views: 22129
Re: Banana Cup 4
sounds more like an undecided banana: "slow, fast, slow, fast, slow..."
- 23 Feb 2009, 15:54
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
respects mila. that would be okay for me. as long as i get to see them in my lifetime...milagros wrote:I don't really play elma anymore so i don't think it affects my hoyling motivation anymore:). I may upload it to some youtube in 5-10 years when the community dies if i ever do it.
peace out, foreigner.
- 23 Feb 2009, 15:12
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
i reserve my post to be at this place. edit: ramone, i understand what you might feel. no need to bother about cleaning swears; if they're there, they're there. first of all, gimp is not an authority on the matter. so you were right in not making a fuss about it. secondo, i think authorities on the ...
- 23 Feb 2009, 14:54
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Elma Art! -Post it HERE!-
- Replies: 156
- Views: 41424
Re: Elma Art! -Post it HERE!-
nice one, leeland. and rust, that's a nice trophy over there.
- 23 Feb 2009, 14:51
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
- Replies: 799
- Views: 321800
Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
just because he has squelched you doesn't justify any hatred.
- 23 Feb 2009, 05:15
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
zebra, commenting on the complexity of the issue (opinion in formation):
zebra wrote:I like the idea of perfect player and would like to see the recs of course but then again if it ruins the WRs and help ppl cheat it's very bad thing.
- 21 Feb 2009, 20:18
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2666136
Re: New internal times
how many times have you played zig-zag, cap? sach a nice time
- 21 Feb 2009, 18:02
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
i wrote to zweq for his opinion, as he's one of the best players around. here it is, folks:
Zweq wrote:I'm very interested in seeking for limits in elma as long as it is not exploited nor will damage legit tables (styles arent published)
- 20 Feb 2009, 13:45
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
i thought most hardcore players with time would be more interested in the possibilities of the game than in hoyling the same levels over and over. that being said, i don't mind a computer playing for me and freeing me the task of losing my life at it.
- 19 Feb 2009, 21:09
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: Tag Bug ??
- Replies: 29
- Views: 6852
Re: Tag Bug ??
what, bismuth and pawq not the same person? lol
- 19 Feb 2009, 16:57
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: hex editing elma v1.2 (resolution fix)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4828
Re: hex editing elma v1.2 (resolution fix)
remember, svga was deemed enough for quite some time...FinMan wrote:I'd say stupid... Noone needs those.alias wrote:You're crazy...
- 19 Feb 2009, 16:47
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: hex editing elma v1.2 (resolution fix)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4828
Re: hex editing elma v1.2 (resolution fix)
playing on tv/projector results in bigger image, but not necessarily higher resolution.
normally, pixels are smaller on computer displays. e.g. playing valve portal on wuxga.
normally, pixels are smaller on computer displays. e.g. playing valve portal on wuxga.
- 19 Feb 2009, 15:58
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: God is Cooking the Australians.
- Replies: 51
- Views: 8913
Re: God is Cooking the Australians.
tip: press esc to stop image loading.
- 19 Feb 2009, 14:57
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
whatever happens you have got the interest of the whole scene.
- 18 Feb 2009, 15:47
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Banana Cup 4
- Replies: 115
- Views: 22129
Re: Banana Cup 4
how old are you, nin? it doesn't display in moposite players.
- 18 Feb 2009, 14:13
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Banana Cup 4
- Replies: 115
- Views: 22129
Re: Banana Cup 4
If not, I'm gonna give them minus points for not participating. you're welcome for doing so. though i'm as interested in the game as ever, i simply have lost the motivation to hoyl. i might occasionally play a level or two as a show-off, but at the deep core of my being, hoyling isn't anywhere near...
- 18 Feb 2009, 14:03
- Forum: General
- Topic: norwegian starcraft guru slayer plays elma omgwtfbbq
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3266
Re: norwegian starcraft guru slayer plays elma omgwtfbbq
interest shared. are people good in some games good in other games too? why is jellow so jelly? etc.
- 13 Feb 2009, 18:46
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: **** ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GREAT NEW GOLIATH-LIKE CONTEST ****
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3178
Re: **** ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GREAT NEW GOLIATH-LIKE CONTEST ****
bug bounces are so "nineties." they were epiphenomena of the overall craziness of that time, but anyone who still has them now clearly live in the past. better go take psychedelic drugs and design unprecedented levels for craving kuskis. ;)
- 13 Feb 2009, 14:26
- Forum: General
- Topic: Internal level riddles.
- Replies: 2291
- Views: 349578
Re: Internal level riddles.
lol, puoskari had it, he just changed his answer at the last second :)
- 12 Feb 2009, 21:08
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Wanted recs!!!
- Replies: 1772
- Views: 398646
Re: Wanted recs!!!
i want the fastest possible rec, reaching limit of jaw-droppingness bearable to an human being.
EDIT: uploaded level (bjorn copyright)
EDIT: uploaded level (bjorn copyright)
- 12 Feb 2009, 21:03
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Wanted recs!!!
- Replies: 1772
- Views: 398646
Re: Wanted recs!!!
has someone succeeded going left to the pole, after having dropped at its right, in that level?
- 12 Feb 2009, 18:53
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: **** ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GREAT NEW GOLIATH-LIKE CONTEST ****
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3178
Re: **** ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GREAT NEW GOLIATH-LIKE CONTEST ****
original idea. i like it :)
- 12 Feb 2009, 18:51
- Forum: General
- Topic: Internal level riddles.
- Replies: 2291
- Views: 349578
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:19
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
i believe milagros could be of help to you. if he did implement real-time multiplayer, he should be capable of implementing the stuff you need. but first, show him your research funds... The finite accuracy of the variables used by the physic engine and your frame rate cause the fact that your ride ...
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:17
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Wanted recs!!!
- Replies: 1772
- Views: 398646
Re: Wanted recs!!!
that's what's cool with bjorn: ask, and you'll get it!
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:09
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: God is Cooking the Australians.
- Replies: 51
- Views: 8913
Re: God is Cooking the Australians.
lots of digg people over here, isn't it
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:08
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: ARE YOU BRAINWASCHED?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4780
Re: ARE YOU BRAINWASCHED?
just think for yourself, and you won't be brainwashed.
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:05
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Most spamming/annoying kuski of the moment
- Replies: 56
- Views: 9589
Re: Most spamming/annoying kuski of the moment
if you think i make interesting posts, and considering the number of phantom nicks i've used over the years, now that makes the count of interesting posters on this forum ever lower, and down to little more than a handful of active ones. ;)
- 12 Feb 2009, 17:02
- Forum: General
- Topic: Internal level riddles.
- Replies: 2291
- Views: 349578
Re: Internal level riddles.
shelf life?
p.s. nice poem, igge
p.s. nice poem, igge
- 11 Feb 2009, 18:12
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
here are some scene fantasies: (1) april fools 2005: A russian Elma player has programmed a software which calculates the theoretical minimum times of the levels. It uses some kind of Euler algorithms which are very efficient in this kind of processing. There is also set a limit value (0.84) for the...
- 10 Feb 2009, 19:36
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Smibu80
- Replies: 77
- Views: 22266
Re: A huge level
EDIT: there is a bounce at the end, isn't it?Smibu wrote:This is a level by me that took several weeks to make. It is my largest level so far!
- 10 Feb 2009, 17:07
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: Banana Cup 4
- Replies: 115
- Views: 22129
Re: Banana Cup 4
lol @welle
- 8 Feb 2009, 17:38
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: God is Cooking the Australians.
- Replies: 51
- Views: 8913
Re: God is Cooking the Australians.
niN wrote:woah smaxi. I sure hope you can sort this one out :/
nature is better fix herself, isn't she?dimkadimon wrote:Man that looks bad. Lets hope the fire crews can prevent this catastrophe.
edit: this could have been worse:
- 8 Feb 2009, 17:25
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
Re: Optimal Elma player
dimkadimon, thanks for starting a most interesting topic. elma may well be a computer game, with simulated physics, but the possibilities is really what makes the game complex. it reminds me of when doom was first released: you could then not only have enemies coming in front or back, but in depth o...
- 7 Feb 2009, 13:34
- Forum: General
- Topic: Optimal Elma player
- Replies: 81
- Views: 19927
- 7 Feb 2009, 13:14
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: see what i just did? its fucking annoying
- Replies: 1
- Views: 842
Re: see what i just did? its fucking annoying
and they say the world is your mirror.
- 5 Feb 2009, 02:28
- Forum: Problems
- Topic: Tag Bug ??
- Replies: 29
- Views: 6852
Re: Tag Bug ??
actually, an ligimar grue rince just like in sveinr images, would be sth interesting.Morgan wrote:is there a lgr with circular "contact objects" ? sth like sveinr images
- 4 Feb 2009, 01:36
- Forum: General
- Topic: Photos of Balazs [begging for 'em]
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3283
Re: Photos of Balazs [begging for 'em]
haven't received email back yet.
- 4 Feb 2009, 01:30
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Most spamming/annoying kuski of the moment
- Replies: 56
- Views: 9589
Re: Most spamming/annoying kuski of the moment
everyone respects tijsjoris.
- 3 Feb 2009, 21:33
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
- Replies: 3490
- Views: 763086
Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
37mins, but your site is still tagged as an "attack site."
- 3 Feb 2009, 20:17
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Anti-personal questions
- Replies: 346
- Views: 52034
Re: Anti-personal questions
when you want to hang yourself...
regression.
regression.
- 1 Feb 2009, 19:16
- Forum: General
- Topic: kopasite vs skintatious
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1173
Re: kopasite vs skintatious
yeah, but... for example, which one do you like best?
- 1 Feb 2009, 18:56
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: First Finish Cups: FFC9 in FEM 2021
- Replies: 181
- Views: 79191
Re: First Finish Cup
this is a finnish cup, but hey, living on the other side of the planet, can i still participate?
- 1 Feb 2009, 17:43
- Forum: General
- Topic: #across quotes
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 393574
Re: #across quotes
what is that 2003 quote of the year?
http://www.cafepress.com/Kopashop.9130029#
http://www.cafepress.com/Kopashop.9130029#
- 1 Feb 2009, 17:40
- Forum: General
- Topic: kopasite vs skintatious
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1173
kopasite vs skintatious
the other night, i've gone on a quest... because i was level thirsty! so i clicked on sla's signature, and found the kopasite. but i've been left wondering: "what is the best site gateway to (offline) compete with other players?"
http://www.skintatious.net/
http://www.kopasite.net/
http://www.skintatious.net/
http://www.kopasite.net/
- 1 Feb 2009, 16:51
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New WRs
- Replies: 4168
- Views: 980430
Re: New WRs
are you serious?Cap_27 wrote:px have some problems with program and cant update new WRs
- 1 Feb 2009, 05:47
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The personal questions
- Replies: 5463
- Views: 835490
Re: The personal questions
a lot of females banging you with dildos? (lol)
if you could trade all the time you spent at elma for some skill, what would it be?
e.g. trade all that time for skateboarding time and you become new tony hawk (or mozart!)
if you could trade all the time you spent at elma for some skill, what would it be?
e.g. trade all that time for skateboarding time and you become new tony hawk (or mozart!)
- 1 Feb 2009, 04:46
- Forum: Trash and testing
- Topic: psychologies of active delusion
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1135
psychologies of active delusion
my penis is bigger than your hamster
- 1 Feb 2009, 04:43
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Scary monsters and super creeps
- Replies: 3
- Views: 945